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(Inside Bay Area)   Antioch man charged with impersonating cop to rob home; threatens homeowner with holy hand grenade   (insidebayarea.com) divider line 68
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2012-07-18 12:28:44 PM
Did the man in question feast upon the lambs and the sloth and the carp and the anchovies and the orangutans and the breakfast cereals and the fruit bats?
 
2012-07-18 12:51:50 PM
One, two, five!
 
2012-07-18 01:15:02 PM

ArkAngel: One, two, five!


Three, sir!
 
2012-07-18 01:42:15 PM

meow said the dog: ArkAngel: One, two, five!

Three, sir!


Three!
 
2012-07-18 03:30:00 PM
There are four posts above mine.
 
2012-07-18 03:32:52 PM
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
 
2012-07-18 03:33:25 PM
Impersonating a cop?

That's only allowed when it happened a while ago, and you're running for President.
 
2012-07-18 03:39:37 PM
 
2012-07-18 03:43:26 PM
Tim?
 
2012-07-18 03:43:54 PM

ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd:
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Link
 
2012-07-18 03:44:07 PM
Mittens?
 
2012-07-18 03:46:02 PM

protectyourlimbs: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd:
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I'm an idiot.
 
2012-07-18 03:46:41 PM
content7.flixster.com

Approves
 
2012-07-18 03:47:31 PM
he's lucky to have only a flesh wound
 
2012-07-18 03:48:08 PM
Thou shalt not count to 4. notr shalt thou count to 2, unless thou continue to 3.

/5 is right out!
 
2012-07-18 03:48:56 PM
If only the homeowner had brought a firearm to the door when he opened it, they probably would have just seen it and run off. He'd be fine.
 
2012-07-18 03:49:50 PM

protectyourlimbs: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd:
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/potatoe
 
2012-07-18 03:50:58 PM

protectyourlimbs: protectyourlimbs: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd:
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I'm an idiot.


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pat pat pat pat pat

/nttawwt
 
2012-07-18 03:51:00 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-07-18 03:51:39 PM
Thank goodness. I really needed a Python thread today. Thanks, Subby!

/Ni!
 
2012-07-18 03:53:07 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Did the man in question feast upon the lambs and the sloth and the carp and the anchovies and the orangutans and the breakfast cereals and the fruit bats?


Skip down a few verses, brother.
 
2012-07-18 03:55:24 PM

Carn: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Did the man in question feast upon the lambs and the sloth and the carp and the anchovies and the orangutans and the breakfast cereals and the fruit bats?

Skip down a few verses, brother.


Albatross!
 
2012-07-18 03:57:04 PM
another in a long line of reasons why I left Antioch.

fark 'em
 
2012-07-18 04:01:41 PM
Should have just stuck to impersonating a police officer and pulling people over or hassling them for smoking pot on the beach... like Romney.
 
2012-07-18 04:02:11 PM

ChipNASA: Carn: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Did the man in question feast upon the lambs and the sloth and the carp and the anchovies and the orangutans and the breakfast cereals and the fruit bats?

Skip down a few verses, brother.

Albatross!


I'm not dead!
 
2012-07-18 04:02:45 PM
I detect violence inherent in the system.
 
2012-07-18 04:11:52 PM
And that's why I moved out of Antioch. Too bad too, used to be a nice city.
 
2012-07-18 04:12:13 PM
according to Antioch police Sgt. Steve Bias

I suspect that Sgt. Bias might not be totally impartial...
 
2012-07-18 04:15:24 PM
I'm 37. I'm not old.
 
2012-07-18 04:23:25 PM
It is so sad what has happened to Antioch in the past 6-8 years or so. It used to be a great little middle class suburb, with lots of families and good schools. Then the city sold its soul to Section 8, and all the criminals from Oakland and Richmond were essentially paid to live for free in these 2 story, 3-4 bedroom homes, all while you and me footed the bill.

Shockingly, they brought all their crime and bullshiat with them, and turned what used to be an idyllic little setting is now a freaking warzone, and you are liable to lose your life just by setting foot inside the city. That's not remotely an exaggeration, sadly. My ex gf used to live in Antioch (and went to elementary school with Maurice Jones-Drew (he was just maurice drew back then), and she won't even visit old family and friends, because it's so dangerous.

I have no idea why cities allow section 8 housing. Is there any mystery to what happens, EVERY TIME, when they do that? I mean, I get that democrats have to give free stuff to poor people, because that's what they do, but is it really worth destroying entire cities and communities just because more poor people means more votes?

Tragic.
 
2012-07-18 04:25:22 PM
It's just a rabbit.
 
2012-07-18 04:33:37 PM
That bunny's dynamite!
 
2012-07-18 04:34:15 PM

pjbreeze: It's just a rabbit.


He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
 
2012-07-18 04:56:30 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: It is so sad what has happened to Antioch in the past 6-8 years or so. It used to be a great little middle class suburb, with lots of families and good schools. Then the city sold its soul to Section 8, and all the criminals from Oakland and Richmond were essentially paid to live for free in these 2 story, 3-4 bedroom homes, all while you and me footed the bill.

Shockingly, they brought all their crime and bullshiat with them, and turned what used to be an idyllic little setting is now a freaking warzone, and you are liable to lose your life just by setting foot inside the city. That's not remotely an exaggeration, sadly. My ex gf used to live in Antioch (and went to elementary school with Maurice Jones-Drew (he was just maurice drew back then), and she won't even visit old family and friends, because it's so dangerous.

I have no idea why cities allow section 8 housing. Is there any mystery to what happens, EVERY TIME, when they do that? I mean, I get that democrats have to give free stuff to poor people, because that's what they do, but is it really worth destroying entire cities and communities just because more poor people means more votes?

Tragic.


Yeah. It's a silly place.
 
2012-07-18 05:00:08 PM

ChipNASA: protectyourlimbs: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd:
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/potatoe


dontcha hate it when that happens?

/potato
 
2012-07-18 05:01:31 PM
I`m sorry I have a cold.
 
2012-07-18 05:04:12 PM
I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife
 
2012-07-18 05:05:09 PM
Oh yes, he`s the real thing. I should know, I`ve followed a few messiahs in my time.
 
2012-07-18 05:08:19 PM

Tom_Slick: I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife


Pinko commie...uh, gay person.
 
2012-07-18 05:11:18 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: It is so sad what has happened to Antioch in the past 6-8 years or so. It used to be a great little middle class suburb, with lots of families and good schools. Then the city sold its soul to Section 8, and all the criminals from Oakland and Richmond were essentially paid to live for free in these 2 story, 3-4 bedroom homes, all while you and me footed the bill.

Shockingly, they brought all their crime and bullshiat with them, and turned what used to be an idyllic little setting is now a freaking warzone, and you are liable to lose your life just by setting foot inside the city. That's not remotely an exaggeration, sadly. My ex gf used to live in Antioch (and went to elementary school with Maurice Jones-Drew (he was just maurice drew back then), and she won't even visit old family and friends, because it's so dangerous.

I have no idea why cities allow section 8 housing. Is there any mystery to what happens, EVERY TIME, when they do that? I mean, I get that democrats have to give free stuff to poor people, because that's what they do, but is it really worth destroying entire cities and communities just because more poor people means more votes?

Tragic.


the 'politics' tab is awaiting you with open arms
 
2012-07-18 05:27:22 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: It is so sad what has happened to Antioch in the past 6-8 years or so. It used to be a great little middle class suburb, with lots of families and good schools. Then the city sold its soul to Section 8, and all the criminals from Oakland and Richmond were essentially paid to live for free in these 2 story, 3-4 bedroom homes, all while you and me footed the bill.

Shockingly, they brought all their crime and bullshiat with them, and turned what used to be an idyllic little setting is now a freaking warzone, and you are liable to lose your life just by setting foot inside the city. That's not remotely an exaggeration, sadly. My ex gf used to live in Antioch (and went to elementary school with Maurice Jones-Drew (he was just maurice drew back then)), and she won't even visit old family and friends, because it's so dangerous.

I have no idea why cities allow section 8 housing. Is there any mystery to what happens, EVERY TIME, when they do that? I mean, I get that democrats have to give free stuff to poor people, because that's what they do, but is it really worth destroying entire cities and communities just because more poor people means more votes?

Tragic.


FTFY.
 
2012-07-18 05:33:48 PM
'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries!
 
2012-07-18 05:34:53 PM
There's either an obscure reference I'm not getting or I need more espresso.
 
2012-07-18 05:43:37 PM

toraque: Why Would I Read the Article: It is so sad what has happened to Antioch in the past 6-8 years or so. <snip> ...

Yeah. It's a silly place.


Thread over.
 
2012-07-18 05:52:34 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: I have no idea why cities allow section 8 housing. Is there any mystery to what happens, EVERY TIME, when they do that? I mean, I get that democrats have to give free stuff to poor people, because that's what they do, but is it really worth destroying entire cities and communities just because more poor people means more votes?

Tragic.


It's a jewish conspiracy to destroy the white middle class, so they can loot what's left. Ask Mel Gibson, he'll tell you
 
2012-07-18 06:09:30 PM

WeenerGord: Why Would I Read the Article: I have no idea why cities allow section 8 housing. Is there any mystery to what happens, EVERY TIME, when they do that? I mean, I get that democrats have to give free stuff to poor people, because that's what they do, but is it really worth destroying entire cities and communities just because more poor people means more votes?

Tragic.

It's a jewish conspiracy to destroy the white middle class, so they can loot what's left. Ask Mel Gibson, he'll tell you


It's simple really, by exploiting the workers, by hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
 
2012-07-18 06:13:09 PM

pjbreeze: exploiting the workers, by hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma


Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
 
2012-07-18 06:15:40 PM
was his mother a hamster and and his father smelt of elderberries?
 
2012-07-18 06:33:30 PM
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
 
2012-07-18 07:16:49 PM
Homeowner should have known he was a fake cop because he claimed to be a cop. It seems that cops no longer identify themselves as officers of the law, for "security" reasons. Link
 
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