This is a matter of grave concern.

Doctor, why do those types.... keep thinking I'm one of them?

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I always thought your letters were fake....


/oblig

Or that she referred to herself as the Gatekeeper and to me as the Keymaster.

Well...?

Diogenes

You know, there are plenty of gay and/or "flexible" guys who will let you blow them without the rapey-ness.

Just proves the point, its not about sex, its about control about power.

Well I guess that phrase no one was ever supposed to have said, has been said now. "If you don't stop sucking my dick I'm going to call the cops."

text me her picture


o_O


I know, but still.

Reserectionist

I think I read this E.C. comic

Theaetetus: I'm sure the Fark "false accusations" crowd will be in momentarily to accuse this poor man of lying.

Clearly he's just an attention whore who wants everyone to realize what a massive slut he is.

i don't believe the 23 year old.

Nothing good ever happens in Clinton.

JoPedoTown has a new resident?

Englebert Slaptyback: text me her picture


o_O


I know, but still.

Must've been a thousand words long...

WTFness shows no boundaries.

My wife once volunteered to manage the mailing lists at her company whilst they looked for a new
sysadmin - I warned her that mgmt's brain stopped at "mail", but she didn't believe me. I warned her
that she would see the horror that is dealing with people and email. One day I she asked:

"Why on earth would anyone think that a nude photo of Anna Kournikova, 'sent' by the *female*
Director of *HR* was legit?"

"You asked for it. Welcome to hell, kid."

Mausoleum?

One thing
I miss
Is Cold Ethyl
and her skeleton kiss...
She's cool
in bed
she oughta be
cuz Ethyls dead.

"He never thought he would leave the Mausoleum alive". Most people don't.

Snargi: Nothing good ever happens in Clinton.

No kidding. Clinton, Claxton, and Oak Ridge are like the Bermuda Triangle... (on land)

Anyway, Mr Rapey McRapist will be getting plenty of action if they send him over to Brushy Mt state pen. Well, maybe not so much the alcohol, but sure he'll be worth a couple cartons of Cools with that attitude.

Does this complete the beaver trifecta?

Wow, no Kids in the Hall reference?

2 Replies: A hot brunette chick, that turned out to be a Mr. Bean?


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*shudders*

Well there goes any future erection I was planning on having ever.

Elegy: Anybody else have Voltaire's "Zombie Prostitute" playing through their head while reading this article?

No, but I have Voltaire's letter to King Frederick II dated March 23rd, 1768 going through my head now.

Meh, I've had worse blind dates

MeanJean: Diogenes

You know, there are plenty of gay and/or "flexible" guys who will let you blow them without the rapey-ness.

Just proves the point, its not about sex, its about control about power.

No, it's not.

While i admit that for a moment, the person who has their dick in someone else's mouth is in a potentially precarious position, I hardly think mah womens are getting rape level control and power stuff going on....or maybe they are!

Blew joerbs are rapes!!?!?!

rmdpgh: "Why on earth would anyone think that a nude photo of Anna Kournikova, 'sent' by the *female*
Director of *HR* was legit?"

About ten years ago I was adding a second stack to an office computer. It was going to just store music, It was basically just going to operate as an external drive so that I could do rendering of large files on Box A while continuing to work on Box B. The office tech guy gave me an old stack and said "have at it".

In looking through the old stack I came across tons and tons of files with porn-ish names. One of them, funny that you mentioned it, was "Anna Kournikova hot nudes". I'm in the entertainment industry so the idea that there's porn on a work computer is not exactly a shocker. I clicked the link.

Infected the stack with a virus. Fortunately Box A wasn't actually on-line while I was doing this or it probably would have propogated to the rest of the office.

IT guy was not impressed, especially since I was not the fifty year old accountant who was afraid of her PC. He gave me a "you should know better so you figure out how to fix it yourself, dumbass" speech.

He was right. Took me a few hours of google and learning how to delicately dance through my registry files, but I cleaned it myself.

/csb? no not really

ElPollotonto: Meh, I've had worse blind dates

yeah, free drinks and bj on the first date? and you don't have to pay for dinner even? this guy doesn't realize how good he has it...

Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
Where the pixilated doctors moan

Susupicious yes, but then I know a couple women that are adventurous to do shiat like this, among other things. Problem is they're not hot in the slightest. But some guys will stick their junk in crazy and fugly.

A six pack and a blowjob sounds like a good Friday night to me... oh wait old skanky dude. No thanks.

Alslo, in what world does an attractive woman ask you to the dead people storage depot for party time? Use your head moron. The best case scenario is its a dude, there are a lot work outcomes possible.

ChipNASA: Diogenes: The victim said he tried to leave, and Bean pushed him back and told him "he was going to drink the alcohol and have oral sex with him or he would kill him and put him inside the mausoleum where no one would ever find him," the report states.

You know, there are plenty of gay and/or "flexible" guys who will let you blow them without the rapey-ness.

The victim said he was then forced to drink alcohol, and "was forced to let Bean perform oral sex on him."

/just close your eyes man, just close your eyes.....

Even if I was wasted the guy has a goatee there is no way to pass that off!!

Bill_Wick's_Friend: rmdpgh: "Why on earth would anyone think that a nude photo of Anna Kournikova, 'sent' by the *female*
Director of *HR* was legit?"

About ten years ago I was adding a second stack to an office computer. It was going to just store music, It was basically just going to operate as an external drive so that I could do rendering of large files on Box A while continuing to work on Box B. The office tech guy gave me an old stack and said "have at it".

In looking through the old stack I came across tons and tons of files with porn-ish names. One of them, funny that you mentioned it, was "Anna Kournikova hot nudes". I'm in the entertainment industry so the idea that there's porn on a work computer is not exactly a shocker. I clicked the link.

Infected the stack with a virus. Fortunately Box A wasn't actually on-line while I was doing this or it probably would have propogated to the rest of the office.

IT guy was not impressed, especially since I was not the fifty year old accountant who was afraid of her PC. He gave me a "you should know better so you figure out how to fix it yourself, dumbass" speech.

He was right. Took me a few hours of google and learning how to delicately dance through my registry files, but I cleaned it myself.

/csb? no not really

In that case, the real WTF (yes, I know, different website, prolly it's own thread) is that the IT guy didn't
scour the stack before allowing anyone to unleash it on the network....

NathanAllen: A six pack and a blowjob sounds like a good Friday night to me... oh wait old skanky dude. No thanks.

Alslo, in what world does an attractive woman ask you to the dead people storage depot for party time? Use your head moron. The best case scenario is its a dude, there are a lot work outcomes possible.

So he plied his victim with alcohol, blew him, AND offered him a job?!

Oh, what a lovely tea party.