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(NBC Bay Area)   Bobcat gets sent to animal jail for breaking into people prison   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 46
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2012-07-18 12:52:50 PM
Did they check it's pooper for drugs and weapons?
 
2012-07-18 02:11:47 PM
i'm sure he had a good reason. like willie nelson, he should get a free pass for being so awesome.
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2012-07-18 02:13:02 PM
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2012-07-18 02:19:52 PM
Pantera peniteniaris
 
2012-07-18 02:20:41 PM
Hard hitting stuff
 
2012-07-18 02:20:42 PM
And worst of all, I paid for the office chair on ebay.

/XKCD joke goes here
 
2012-07-18 02:21:50 PM
Was he in disguise?

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2012-07-18 02:25:57 PM
You can take NBA player from woods.. wait...
 
2012-07-18 02:27:56 PM
So subby, by your logic, I would get sent to people prison for breaking into an animal jail, huh?
 
2012-07-18 02:32:18 PM
Good, I find him insanely annoying...

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2012-07-18 02:35:03 PM
Dick move, Romney.
 
2012-07-18 02:36:49 PM
Pound for pound, Bobcats are one of those over-achieving animals, usually somewhere between the size of a housecat and a medium sized dog. Normally they hunt rabbits, skunk and stuff like that. However, they've been known to hunt deer. Seriously, deer.
 
2012-07-18 02:36:54 PM

Loadmaster: Was he in disguise?

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Posts like that are why I love this place.
 
2012-07-18 02:38:08 PM
No, Bob, your recent lack of attention from the girl pussies still isn't going to get you a prescription for antidepressants and Adderall. And quit trying to buy it from the prisoners!
 
2012-07-18 02:39:18 PM

MythDragon: So subby, by your logic, I would get sent to people prison for breaking into an animal jail, huh?


Not subby, but, uh, yeah?
 
2012-07-18 02:40:58 PM
How could they not notice one of these driving through the fence?

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2012-07-18 02:42:15 PM
I loved the "we would be worried about a prisoner breaking out if he was the same size with the same agility as a bobcat" comment.
 
2012-07-18 02:43:14 PM
I drive by that prison every time I'm on a road trip to visit my parents, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

/Also know somebody who was once a guest there.
 
2012-07-18 02:49:35 PM
Should be made to watch Hot to Trot and suffer like the rest of us.
 
2012-07-18 02:49:52 PM
I once had a cat named Bob.
 
2012-07-18 02:52:11 PM

MythDragon: So subby, by your logic, I would get sent to people prison for breaking into an animal jail, huh?


Well, yes, you would.
 
2012-07-18 03:05:21 PM

PsyLord: Good, I find him insanely annoying...

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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
 
2012-07-18 03:06:46 PM
Monroe High School is right across the road from the prison. Probably just another drunk cougar looking for teenage boys.
 
2012-07-18 03:07:27 PM
was it an adrian-bar-bobot?
 
2012-07-18 03:08:08 PM
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2012-07-18 03:10:01 PM
The fact that a bobcat can break in doesn't cause prison officials to worry that an inmate could break out of the state's second-largest prison, with five units ranging in security from minimum to maximum, Lewis said.

"If we had an inmate the same size of a bobcat with the same level of dexterity, then we're concerned," he said.


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If Marshall Bravestarr is ever housed there, THEN they will have a problem
 
2012-07-18 03:19:12 PM
Was it vomiting Sriracha?
 
2012-07-18 03:24:15 PM
The obvious question of the day: why would a prison need a staff veterinarian?
 
2012-07-18 03:28:04 PM
Why does the article use a stock photo when there's a perfectly good photo of the actual bobcat in question?

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2012-07-18 03:32:26 PM

JackieRabbit: The obvious question of the day: why would a prison need a staff veterinarian?


They don't. I'm guessing you misread the line "The prison staff called veterinarian Roger Hancock" as "The prison called staff veterinarian Roger Hancock."

/HTH
 
2012-07-18 03:32:33 PM
At least it wasn't a weasel.

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2012-07-18 03:35:34 PM

JackieRabbit: The obvious question of the day: why would a prison need a staff veterinarian?


K9 officers?
 
2012-07-18 03:35:51 PM

NathanAllen: Pound for pound, Bobcats are one of those over-achieving animals, usually somewhere between the size of a housecat and a medium sized dog. Normally they hunt rabbits, skunk and stuff like that. However, they've been known to hunt deer. Seriously, deer.


Deer aren't that big and do have the habit of stopping under trees. Call me when they start pack hunting moose.
 
2012-07-18 03:37:37 PM
Bear and cougar sighting around state prisons in rural areas are relatively common, Lewis said.

Who knew fat, hairy gay men and older, sexually-charged women would hang around state prison grounds...
 
2012-07-18 03:52:40 PM
Silly bobcat. What are you doing in prison. You're not a human. You don't even belong there.
 
2012-07-18 03:53:30 PM

Dafodude: JackieRabbit: The obvious question of the day: why would a prison need a staff veterinarian?

They don't. I'm guessing you misread the line "The prison staff called veterinarian Roger Hancock" as "The prison called staff veterinarian Roger Hancock."

/HTH


Stupid brain. So glad I took the Evelyn ... Woodhead ... Sped ... Reding ... Program.
 
2012-07-18 03:54:07 PM

NathanAllen: Pound for pound, Bobcats are one of those over-achieving animals, usually somewhere between the size of a housecat and a medium sized dog. Normally they hunt rabbits, skunk and stuff like that. However, they've been known to hunt deer. Seriously, deer.


So have Pennsylvanians.
 
2012-07-18 04:44:02 PM
Coincidentally, Bobcat Golthwait was a panelist on Wait Wait Don't Tell me last weekend.
 
2012-07-18 05:09:18 PM
Raccoons have been seen outside the prison fence, but no other wild animals are known to have made it inside

A 'coon would be in big trouble if he got into a prison in these parts.

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2012-07-18 07:31:52 PM
I wonder how long the prisoners had to complain about the "animal with glowing eyes" before the guards went and checked.
 
2012-07-18 09:41:55 PM

jmadisonbiii: A 'coon would be in big trouble if he got into a prison in these parts.


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2012-07-19 12:53:09 AM
KITTY!!!!
 
2012-07-19 09:10:40 AM
I'm just a black man, in a white man's world!

"Sir, you're white"

Beautiful - throw THAT in my face.

- Bobcat
 
2012-07-19 10:08:51 AM

PsyLord: Good, I find him insanely annoying...

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You do know that's Sam Kinnison, don't you? He's been dead for years now.
 
2012-07-19 11:11:19 AM

Cold_Sassy: PsyLord: Good, I find him insanely annoying...

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You do know that's Sam Kinnison, don't you? He's been dead for years now.


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2012-07-19 11:15:36 AM
"Bear and cougar sightings around state prisons in rural areas are relatively common, Lewis said."

Cougars hanging around rural state prisons? It's more likely than you think.
 
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