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2012-07-18 10:09:19 AM  
Having all those years go by so fast must make him furious.
 
2012-07-18 11:07:11 AM  
Multi-Facial

*snort*
 
2012-07-18 11:18:44 AM  
He lives his life a quarter mile at a time.
 
2012-07-18 11:31:48 AM  
"There is no 'I' in 'Team'... but there are two 'I's in 'Vin Diesel', and Vin Diesel can kick your team's ass."

Thanks,
thwartme
 
2012-07-18 12:14:27 PM  
His fight scene in Knockaround Guys is by far one of my fave fight scenes of all time.

"500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are. "
 
2012-07-18 12:21:40 PM  
That is super, man.
 
2012-07-18 12:36:26 PM  
THIS IS BRASIL!!!!


/I will be peppering this thread with quotes from The Fast and Furious film franchise as I see fit, you're welcome
 
2012-07-18 12:37:51 PM  
 
2012-07-18 12:47:59 PM  
Time scares me. A minute ago I was in college and xXx came out and he was like 34 or something.

Now... he's 5 years away from 50.

w..t..f....
 
2012-07-18 12:54:49 PM  
Soon enough he'll be the one granny shifting instead of double clutching!
 
2012-07-18 12:55:46 PM  
I want my reddIck sequel!
 
2012-07-18 01:02:16 PM  

Sapper_Topo: His fight scene in Knockaround Guys is by far one of my fave fight scenes of all time.

"500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are. "


It's a good one
 
2012-07-18 01:12:16 PM  
And still, the Academy Award for Best Performance by an Actor Named After a Chippendale's Dancer still eludes him.
 
2012-07-18 01:44:47 PM  
I hated XXX. That is all.
 
2012-07-18 01:53:39 PM  
He's also gay...right?

Hey, hey. Nothing WRONG with that; I'm just ASKIN'!
 
2012-07-18 02:00:55 PM  
When Vin Diesel donates blood he refuses the normal butterfly clip and instead asks for a handgun and a bucket.
 
2012-07-18 02:01:13 PM  

doczoidberg: He's also gay...right?

Hey, hey. Nothing WRONG with that; I'm just ASKIN'!


dlisted.com

Nah...No Way, He's a Drow!
 
2012-07-18 02:10:51 PM  
Only pussies run nitrometh.
 
2012-07-18 02:25:42 PM  

Gunderson: doczoidberg: He's also gay...right?

Hey, hey. Nothing WRONG with that; I'm just ASKIN'!

[dlisted.com image 445x490]

Nah...No Way, He's a Drow!


FTA: "Diesel has a daughter, Hania Riley, born April 2, 2008, with his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez."
 
2012-07-18 03:34:03 PM  

Sapper_Topo: His fight scene in Knockaround Guys is by far one of my fave fight scenes of all time.

"500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are. "


He's silly?
 
2012-07-18 03:50:05 PM  
smimmy:

FTA: "Diesel has a daughter, Hania Riley, born April 2, 2008, with his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez."

That proves nothing!
 
2012-07-18 04:24:16 PM  

Gunderson: doczoidberg: He's also gay...right?

Hey, hey. Nothing WRONG with that; I'm just ASKIN'!

[dlisted.com image 445x490]

Nah...No Way, He's a Drow!


uhh... I just came.
 
2012-07-18 05:35:54 PM  

johnnyboog: I want my reddIck sequel!


And you will get it next year most likely...

Link
 
2012-07-18 08:58:53 PM  
I have had a crush on him since I was in my teens....and I still do.

/My first husband...in my head...
//Still let him hit..fist angry God...etc
 
2012-07-18 10:42:20 PM  
I always thought he was older than me.

I'd love to play Dungeons And Dragons with him.

Or Dungeons and Sissy French Maids with him, either one. It's all cool.
 
2012-07-18 11:33:07 PM  

johnnyboog: I want my reddIck sequel!


This.
I've watched that flick about eighteen times and I still watch it every time it's on, which seems to be a lot. I want a sequel as much as I want a Hellboy 3.
 
2012-07-18 11:59:02 PM  
Can someone please explain to me how a link to a farking Wikipedia article gets greenlit? Greenlighted? Whatever. Seriously, do the mods just pick this shiat a random or what?
 
2012-07-19 01:12:05 AM  

lisarenee3505: Can someone please explain to me how a link to a farking Wikipedia article gets greenlit? Greenlighted? Whatever. Seriously, do the mods just pick this shiat a random or what?


4 realz!1!! shiat!

/not 4 realz
 
2012-07-19 10:38:22 AM  
The Chronicles of Riddick is a hugely under-appreciated gem of sci-fi goodness. Incredible sets and a great story. It's a classic in my book. I am looking forward to the sequel!! Vin Diesel is the ultimate badass in it, and not in a cheesy xXx way.

In other news, hows does the Wiki page for Vin Diesel deserve a green? Has it come to that?
 
2012-07-19 01:22:49 PM  
Just saw that Knockaround clip - holy snikes does he beat the crap outta that guy. When he said 500, I thought "uh oh". Gonna check out the movie on Amazon.
 
2012-07-19 04:58:16 PM  
I never considered the guy cool until just now when I read that he is a D&D geek. I still don't want to watch his movies, but I think more highly of him now.
 
2012-07-20 05:44:36 PM  

SmackLT: Sapper_Topo: His fight scene in Knockaround Guys is by far one of my fave fight scenes of all time.

"500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are. "

It's a good one


Biggest scene disappointment in recent history.
 
2012-07-21 12:22:40 AM  
Vin Diesel is actually an anagram for his real name: I End Lives
 
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