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(CBS Minnesota)   Bad: you lose control of the car you're driving and hit a ditch causing you to go airborne, Good: you recover and keep going, Fark: you fail to notice that the teen that was in your backseat is no longer there   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line 43
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2012-07-18 10:19:41 AM
Seatbelts are your friend. Old drivers...not so much.
 
2012-07-18 10:24:43 AM
I heard the kid was a terrible backseat driver.
 
2012-07-18 10:39:41 AM
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
 
2012-07-18 11:08:44 AM
The driver was probably glad to be rid of a teenager under her care.
 
2012-07-18 11:22:47 AM
Well, you know teenagers. Always wandering off and stuff.
 
2012-07-18 11:37:41 AM
I remember wanting to eject from my Grandma's car a few times
 
2012-07-18 12:49:19 PM
A 15 year old named Kendal? Yeah, this was deliberate.
 
2012-07-18 12:51:24 PM
I'm surprised Granny was going fast enough to jettison anything out of her car, ditch or no ditch. The seventy five year old matriarch of our family goes 20 in a 40 mile zone, all while clutching the wheel and keeping her eyes wide as if she were going at the speed of light.
 
2012-07-18 12:51:57 PM
Our names tend to stay with us regardless of our ages.
 
2012-07-18 12:54:09 PM

SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."


I want to mount you.
 
2012-07-18 12:57:28 PM
Bad: you lose control of the car you're driving and hit a ditch causing you to go airborne, Good: you recover and keep going, Fark: you fail to notice that the teen that who was in your backseat is no longer there

FTFY

/I know I know
 
2012-07-18 12:57:55 PM
Lucky little shiat
 
2012-07-18 12:58:29 PM
How does one "hit a ditch?"
 
2012-07-18 12:59:04 PM

SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."


Whoa, you're a deep thinker.
 
2012-07-18 12:59:48 PM
www.radesignz.com

/wish they'd interviewed the kid... "Chill'n to my iPod, then I saw the sky and then the ditch!"
 
2012-07-18 01:00:45 PM
Something tells me this person won't lose their license for something like this....
 
2012-07-18 01:03:32 PM
If you don't call and claim "Shotgun" this will happen to you. You will be left out of the discussions, you have no control over the radio, heating or air conditioning. And when you get ejected from a car, no one will miss you for a while.

Ways to avoid this:

Call Shotgun as soon as someone else shows up, even if there is no plan to drive anywhere.

Start a serious 'broversation' with the driver prior to leaving. The need to continue this discussion automatically gets you shotgun.

"I always get shotgun" may not work if other person can also claim they "Always get shotgun"

Offer to buy the beer. May not get you shotgun but you will be missed sooner
 
2012-07-18 01:07:36 PM
No Tah Dah!!!!

No "Teh Aristocrats" ?

/ejects.....disappointed.
 
2012-07-18 01:11:35 PM
Well, Casey Jones was a son of biatch
Drove his train into a three foot Ditch....
 
2012-07-18 01:14:08 PM
Looks like it time for Granny to let the kid drive, even a kid with a learners permit would be preferable.

farkingnotworking: I'm surprised Granny was going fast enough to jettison anything out of her car, ditch or no ditch. The seventy five year old matriarch of our family goes 20 in a 40 mile zone, all while clutching the wheel and keeping her eyes wide as if she were going at the speed of light.


One of my grandmothers drove like a demon escaping hell, her kids said she always drove like that. Petal to the metal all of the time, would much rather ride with a slow-granny driver. Much.

Grandmother Speed Demon never had a smudge or scratch on her car, or a single accident -- probably because everyone ran for cover whenever she left the house.
I do the driving now, if necessary I tell them I get car sick if I'm passengering.
 
2012-07-18 01:15:37 PM
Sounds like the passenger needs Directv
 
2012-07-18 01:16:11 PM
I like how granny drives off the road, hits a sign, busts out her back window and doesn't even stop to inspect the damage to/safety of her car.. . . and no one else in the car thinks to do so either.
 
2012-07-18 01:19:01 PM

SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."


old and tired joke is old and tired and old
 
2012-07-18 01:23:48 PM
OK granny time to hand over the drivers license.
 
2012-07-18 01:27:18 PM

hillary: SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

old and tired joke is old and tired and old


You sound tired.
 
2012-07-18 01:30:32 PM

ArcadianRefugee: hillary: SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

old and tired joke is old and tired and old

You sound tired.


idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-18 01:40:40 PM
"That tomato ejected herself!"

t0.gstatic.com
/Pither Trifecta
 
2012-07-18 02:20:58 PM

farkingnotworking: I'm surprised Granny was going fast enough to jettison anything out of her car, ditch or no ditch. The seventy five year old matriarch of our family goes 20 in a 40 mile zone, all while clutching the wheel and keeping her eyes wide as if she were going at the speed of light.


LUDICROUS SPEED!!!
 
2012-07-18 02:29:16 PM

wxboy: The driver was probably glad to be rid of a teenager under her care.


Sure beats how that MI grandma got rid of her teenage grandson.

I want to see the video of this if it existed. We need more cameras just for this sort of thing. I don't want them for law enforcement, but instead direct feed to youtube.
 
2012-07-18 02:43:29 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

What? Who was in my backseat? Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?
 
2012-07-18 02:49:33 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Fark: you fail to notice that the teen that who was in your backseat is no longer there


No, Who's on first.
 
2012-07-18 03:09:08 PM

vodka: SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Whoa, you're a deep thinker.


She is also very Handey
 
2012-07-18 03:37:20 PM
they drove back to the area where they had gone in the ditch and found her standing alongside the highway. She wasn't seriously injured.

I added "TA DA!" in my head at the end of that.
 
2012-07-18 04:30:28 PM
I guess the girl in the back was laid down w/o the seatbelt. A friend was the first on the scene. I guess she was in mostly good shape except a foot that the toes were all bent the wrong way.
 
2012-07-18 05:09:33 PM

ChipNASA: No Tah Dah!!!!

No "Teh Aristocrats" ?

/ejects.....disappointed.


Came here to say Ta DAAAAH. I'm sorry I'm slow ChipNASA.

/The Aristocrats?
//Too late?
///SLASHIES!
 
2012-07-18 05:15:32 PM
Why the fark would you not pull over and ask, "Is everyone okay?" while checking for yourself?
 
2012-07-18 05:17:01 PM
Too bad this wasn't in Russia. There would probably have been dash cam video.

Thank you, Russians. for running these dash cams and proving that being redneck is a world wide phenomenon.
 
2012-07-18 06:31:51 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I remember wanting to eject from my Grandma's car a few times


Eject, or ejaculate?
 
2012-07-18 07:52:46 PM

Maud Dib: SecretAgentWoman: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

I want to mount you.


*looks at her profile, raises hand fervently*
ME TOO!! ME TOO!!!
 
2012-07-18 10:11:38 PM
Jackal_N: One of my grandmothers drove like a demon escaping hell, her kids said she always drove like that. Petal to the metal all of the time, would much rather ride with a slow-granny driver. Much.

She drove flowers?
 
2012-07-18 11:02:03 PM

perigee: "That tomato ejected herself!"

[t0.gstatic.com image 275x183]
/Pither Trifecta


"My lack of God, it's Trotsky"!

play the music from that ep in my head while bicycling
 
2012-07-18 11:30:07 PM

Harry Freakstorm: If you don't call and claim "Shotgun" this will happen to you. You will be left out of the discussions, you have no control over the radio, heating or air conditioning. And when you get ejected from a car, no one will miss you for a while.

Ways to avoid this:

Call Shotgun as soon as someone else shows up, even if there is no plan to drive anywhere.

Start a serious 'broversation' with the driver prior to leaving. The need to continue this discussion automatically gets you shotgun.

"I always get shotgun" may not work if other person can also claim they "Always get shotgun"

Offer to buy the beer. May not get you shotgun but you will be missed sooner


I believe that nearly all of these are in direct violation of the Shotgun Constitution:

http://home.xnet.com/~raven/Humor/ShotgunConstitution.html
 
2012-07-19 12:30:11 AM
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