PreMortem: Evangelical fundamentalists have taken over my TEA Party? It's more likely than you think.


/Would be laughable if not so scary

Once FOX and their handlers got involved, the original (and largely unheard of) Tea Party didn't stand a chance. It's cute that they tried to stretch that whole "we only care about the budget, and are non-partisan" line of sh*t for as long as they did.

Imagine that I started a small band of people pushing for single-payer health care, and sold it to insurance companies in exchange for greater visibility. What's the worse that could happen?

Philip Francis Queeg: MadMonk: So, when do we start to hear the cries of "Tea Party Uber Alles!"?

There's been a slight delay while they try to figure out a way to goosestep while riding a hoverround.

And now I have a picture in my head of a batallion of hoverounds, each carrying a 400-pound lardbody with atrophied legs, raising their front wheels every half-step, simulating a squad of German stormtroopers. The hoverounds will need to be powered with dilithium crystals, otherwise it will not work.

alywa: Sure, guffaw all you want libs. TN is taking on the problem most other states have been afraid to approach out of fears of upsetting the political correctness demanded by libtards and the MSM.

1. They are the only state to pass Anti-Sharia Law statuates which would imprisson Islams to 15 years in jail for practicing their treasonous poison.

2. TN, more than any other state, experienced first hand what the muzzies are up to during 9/11. Link Can you imagine forever having your baby's birthday linked to such a horrific day? The odds of that are a million to one, and it's a damn shame.

3. Nashville is an obvious target due to the brave speaking out by our Country and Western stars (well, most of them... I'm looking at you Dixie Chickens)... but of course, Hollywood wants nothing to do with the music Real America listens to, so just let the Grand Ol Oprey be torn down to make another mosque, right libs?

4. Listen to these 2 quotes, and decide who's side you want to be on...

"Only in the Roman Empire and in Spain under Arab domination has culture been a potent factor. Under the Arab, the standard attained was wholly admirable; to [Islamic] Spain flocked the greatest scientists, thinkers, astronomers, and mathematicians of the world, and side by side there flourished a spirit of sweet human tolerance and a sense of purist chivalry. Then with the advent of Christianity, came the barbarians. Had Charles Martel not been victorious at Poitiers-already you see the world had already fallen into the hands of the Jews, so gutless a thing Christianity!"

"Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytising faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science - the science against which it had vainly struggled - the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome."

One is Hitler, one is Winsten Churchills... Which side do you want to be on libs?

Keep fighting the good fight TN!!! Don't become another Michegan!!!

Dude, if sharia law is the price I pay for fattoush, hummous, spicy eggplant, etc., then as a Michigander I'm fine with it.

/working in Dearborn tomorrow, getting a kick, etc

Heh. Their top priority is to fight the Dems, not each other? It's not improving the Great State of Tennessee?

And what a bunch of racist crackers. Firing all "liberals and Democrats as well"? What pricks. And I'm sure, if you asked them if they'd be fine with a Democratic governor firing all suspected conservative Republicans, they'd be fine with that too, right?

Diogenes: Do the modmins give alywa advanced notice on greens? That's pretty impressive work - I have a hard time believing such quality and volume can be generated on the fly.

Maybe it's a staff troll account, you know, to spark commenting and make things interesting.

ha-ha-guy: Only the Teatards could look a picture of a woman with her face visible, no veil, and an unbuttoned shirt (only one or two more to go until you see cleavage) and scream "Sharia Law!". Does these clowns have any idea what they're talking about?

That's because these people see a grave threat behind every tree. By definition, they're sissies. Horrible thing, to live in fear every day. It's precisely what those terrorists wanted.

In utterly predictable fashion, they ascribe general weakness to liberals. The "take your worst flaw and accuse your enemy of it" tactic is why you see so many pictures of projectors in the politics tab. The overall undercurrent of their language has been that liberals are too wimpy to take the bull by the horns. About the only wimps I see are teabaggers terrified of their own shadows. It's sad (but also amusing) to watch them spend so much time on things that make them feel strong (military worship, 2nd Amendment, constant references to our brave Founding Fathers). Sorry, but from where I sit it's all the American people who decided not to sh*t themselves following 9/11 who are packing the gear to hold the fabric of America together.

Man up, Nancy.

BTW, I am highly amused that the Obama administration completely stripped the GOP of their reliable "We'll all die in a foreign attack if you vote Democrat" platform. If anyone reading this is very young, it has been a key plank of bullsh*t for decades now. And now it's gone. Obama kills everything he sees.

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pion: Conservatism is for the selfish, cowardly, stupid, and greedy.

hmmm

I am very excited to offer this new service and can begin immediatley. Are you sure that your finnaces are not Sharia law compliant? Stand proudly with the Christian Heritage of this great nation and stand against the radical Islamists. Ensure that you have not, even by happenstance, fallen into the trap of using Sharia approved money management skills. Simply email or fed ex me copies of your most recent financial statements as well the small fee of one hundred dollars.

I will review the documents and ensure that you are not following the rules of Sharia, and if you are will give you a detailed plan to rennouce your heathen ways.

Whose side do you wish to be on when Jesus returns the great American tradition or the Arhabs

Esc7: Jesus Christ. If I was a minority of any sort in Tennessee (liberal, muslim, or gay) I would definitely own a gun. "Purge them from office!" sounds only one step away from "round them all up!"

If I was a minority in Tennessee I wouldn't be in Tennessee very long. Sometimes it is best just to cut your losses and go where you are welcomed.

coeyagi: skullkrusher: pion: Conservatism is for the selfish, cowardly, stupid, and greedy.

hmmm

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Willie Geist thinks the OP is more or less correct, but it should be "Conservatives ARE..." not "Conservatism is for...". Willie Geist believes conservatives in general may garner the respect of sane Homo sapiens once again if they decide to abort the theofascist uprising in their ranks.

This meme might work better if anyone knew who the hell Willie Geist was, or why he does so much thinking.

Solid Muldoon: I'm so glad I live in Memphis and not Tennessee.

That's how I feel about New Orleans and Louisiana. But even though I live in a fun, permissive, and mostly liberal town, I'm still subject to state law, and national embarrassment. So are you.

Seriously, we (Louisiana) are using tax dollars to send kids to Christian schools. The school that has received the most 'scholarships' has a DVD-centric 'curriculum,' window-less classrooms and no library. There is plenty of talk of barring Muslim-affiliated schools from participating in the program, which most of us would find amusing if not for being so farking sad. Some of our Reps. are on the vanguard of doing everything possible to make abortion unobtainable short of being able to overturn the ruling itself. We're circling the drain in nearly every statistic that matters, and offer only more derptastic and already failed solutions to everything. But hey, Jesus!

And don't get me started on volcanoes.

At least by living in NOLA, I don't have to encounter too many religious teabaggers on the streets. Drunks, hookers, gutter punks, hipster douchebags, hapless tourists, rude and outright untrustworthy cops, open-mic poetry nights, discarded crawfish shells, people who think they're vampires, and some guy trying to piss on my stoop until I turn the high-pressure hose on him...but no teabaggers.

Dr Dreidel: TN is one of the only places in the US I've felt nervous to admit I was Jewish
// the others are southern VA and SC

what did you tell people when they asked if/when you were saved(or born again) ?
They did ask you didn't they or is just me.
By the way a lot of Christians will treat Jews like rock stars, off course they will try to covert you as well.

Philip Francis Queeg: [scotteriology.files.wordpress.com image 540x367]

Do you see any Muslim there when Jesus gave us the Constitution? Do you?

Why is the cross dresser crying?

Marcus Aurelius: "The action or actions of the Republican elected Governor of the Great State of Tennessee and his administration have demonstrated a consistent lack of conservative values"

Like hatred, intolerance, bigotry and misogyny?

Came here to say this. And I'm out.

coeyagi: Willie Geist self-identifies as a Prometheusian-American. Willie has brought you Google, and Willie expects you to use it when looking for information about Willie. Willie can't be the eye of Sauron when it comes to our shenanigans, but Willie can be the ever-vigilant Fark meme if you let him into your heart and unleash him upon the keyboards. Willie Geist can be the meme Fark deserves, but not the one it needs. The Willie Geist Disapproval Image is repped by the William Morris Agency.

I did! I did use the Googles! And all it told me was he was a part-time host on a show nobody watches on cable news networks. It did not tell me why he was such a purveyor of deep thoughts.

dickfreckle: Solid Muldoon: I'm so glad I live in Memphis and not Tennessee.

That's how I feel about New Orleans and Louisiana. But even though I live in a fun, permissive, and mostly liberal town, I'm still subject to state law, and national embarrassment. So are you.

Seriously, we (Louisiana) are using tax dollars to send kids to Christian schools. The school that has received the most 'scholarships' has a DVD-centric 'curriculum,' window-less classrooms and no library. There is plenty of talk of barring Muslim-affiliated schools from participating in the program, which most of us would find amusing if not for being so farking sad. Some of our Reps. are on the vanguard of doing everything possible to make abortion unobtainable short of being able to overturn the ruling itself. We're circling the drain in nearly every statistic that matters, and offer only more derptastic and already failed solutions to everything. But hey, Jesus!

And don't get me started on volcanoes.

At least by living in NOLA, I don't have to encounter too many religious teabaggers on the streets. Drunks, hookers, gutter punks, hipster douchebags, hapless tourists, rude and outright untrustworthy cops, open-mic poetry nights, discarded crawfish shells, people who think they're vampires, and some guy trying to piss on my stoop until I turn the high-pressure hose on him...but no teabaggers.

True. But St. Tammany and St. Bernard Parrishes more than make up for that.

coeyagi: Lenny_da_Hog: coeyagi: Willie Geist self-identifies as a Prometheusian-American. Willie has brought you Google, and Willie expects you to use it when looking for information about Willie. Willie can't be the eye of Sauron when it comes to our shenanigans, but Willie can be the ever-vigilant Fark meme if you let him into your heart and unleash him upon the keyboards. Willie Geist can be the meme Fark deserves, but not the one it needs. The Willie Geist Disapproval Image is repped by the William Morris Agency.

I did! I did use the Googles! And all it told me was he was a part-time host on a show nobody watches on cable news networks. It did not tell me why he was such a purveyor of deep thoughts.

Willie Geist (imageless at the moment) would like you to search "Willie Geist Daily Show" next.

The *one* day I didn't watch it....