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(Dumbass Daily)   Hot ginger teacher pops out Hispanic-looking baby while she's acting as guardian for teenaged Mexican boy and no one at school really thought much about it   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 148
    More: Unlikely, Rhonda Eisenberg, Hispanics, Mexican, old boys, Spanish, position of trust  
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2012-07-18 10:50:10 AM  
"Hispanic looking"? WTF does that mean? The baby is white?
 
2012-07-18 10:50:21 AM  
Meh...I'd hit it, but I'm probably too old for her
 
2012-07-18 10:50:32 AM  
Say... You don't suppose that one has something to do with the other?
 
2012-07-18 10:50:46 AM  
Well at least she doesn't have crazy eyes....

Oh wait
 
2012-07-18 10:50:50 AM  
I would if I were 17 again. Now that I"m 27 I guess my standards are about the same.

Something about carpet drapes bla bla bla
 
2012-07-18 10:51:02 AM  
17?
 
2012-07-18 10:51:04 AM  
I'm not sure, but there might be an slim outside chance, I mean just a tiny possibility, that her eyes have THE CRAZY.
 
2012-07-18 10:51:16 AM  

curriemaster: Well at least she doesn't have crazy eyes....

Oh wait


Came here to say that.....

Great GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!!!
 
2012-07-18 10:51:31 AM  
In before the "she did nothing wrong" white-knight virgin Fark brigade.

/also, loose definition of "hot"
 
2012-07-18 10:51:44 AM  
"She was booked on suspicion of two counts of sexual assault on a child, one involving a pattern of abuse, and the other involving being in a position of trust"

Wait did she forget the safe word or something?
 
2012-07-18 10:52:17 AM  
anyone want to post the pic? site blocked at work
 
2012-07-18 10:52:44 AM  
I wonder if she orgasmed in spanish or english?
 
2012-07-18 10:52:53 AM  
Another case of the fox dog guarding the hen house.
 
2012-07-18 10:53:20 AM  
there are kids younger that have committed murder.... I'm pretty sure a 17 year old knew what he was doing when he stuck his wang in her.

Why does the teacher look like someone punched her in the right eye?


And I'd like to know -- if an underage kid knocks up his teacher like this, does he have to pay child support? or can he get out of it by saying "I was raped, I shouldn't have to pay"

Either way, she will get off the hook with 5 hours of community service. While in opposite land if she were a man banging a willing 17 year old, he would have served 60 years in prison and never been allowed to rejoin society.

Seriously this country has F'd up rules about sex. The fact there is no difference to someone who knows what they are doing and is willing vs someone who's unwilling... sucks.
 
2012-07-18 10:53:55 AM  
Most of the women I know that learned spanish did it specifically to encourage hispanic-looking dudes.
 
2012-07-18 10:54:14 AM  

Bruxellensis: anyone want to post the pic? site blocked at work


www.greeleytribune.com
 
2012-07-18 10:55:56 AM  
That's not a bad 44.

/Except for the scary moonpie eyes.
 
2012-07-18 10:56:01 AM  
I like how the article kept referring to the "victim". I bet he felt soooo abused.
 
2012-07-18 10:56:15 AM  

airsupport: I wonder if she orgasmed in spanish or english?


She yelled "you made my taco pop!"
 
2012-07-18 10:56:16 AM  
So since she is going to lose her job and probably won't be able to get any other decent work, who's going to pay for this kid?
 
2012-07-18 10:56:16 AM  

Bruxellensis: anyone want to post the pic? site blocked at work


www.greeleytribune.com

not bad for 44.

also, subby, everyone at the school seemed to think about the baby and what might have happened. FTFA: "The pasty looking Eisenberg also became pregnant last year and had a "HIspanic baby" which raised a few eyebrows among her coworkers and family. It didn't take the crew at CSI to figure this one out..."
 
2012-07-18 10:56:36 AM  
Meh... I'd say she's already been sentenced to dieciocho años, si tu sabes lo que quiero decir.
 
2012-07-18 10:56:49 AM  
And here I was thinking they only came here to work. But then again, I guess he was maintaining her lawn.
 
2012-07-18 10:57:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 10:57:56 AM  

USCLaw2010: So since she is going to lose her job and probably won't be able to get any other decent work, who's going to pay for this kid?


Just ship him back to Mexico.
 
2012-07-18 10:58:15 AM  
One day a 'white' baby was born in an African tribe and the chief immediatly sent for the nearby missionary. The missionary was full of fear as he looked for a way out. He told the chief to look at the one black sheep in the flock of white sheep. The chief looked at the missionary and thought for a second. Before releasing the missionary, the chief told him "If you don't tell, I won't either".

/obligatory
 
2012-07-18 10:58:17 AM  
Mug shot bang:
http://mugshots.com/Current-Events/Rhonda-Eisenberg.20059524.html
 
2012-07-18 10:59:43 AM  
Me gusta esta chica loca!

/yo la golpearía
 
2012-07-18 11:01:07 AM  

accelerus: And I'd like to know -- if an underage kid knocks up his teacher like this, does he have to pay child support? or can he get out of it by saying "I was raped, I shouldn't have to pay"


Male rape victims (literal and statutory) in the US have been forced to pay child support because, the courts say, the welfare of the child is of utmost importance, far more important than the father having all of his paycheck. Family courts are completely farked up.
 
2012-07-18 11:01:59 AM  
Eisenberg? Sounds like the baby's father is... *puts on sunglasses* an uncertainty. YEAHHHHH

/yeah I know, missing an H. deal with it
 
2012-07-18 11:02:30 AM  
Last I checked, 17 isn't a 'boy' anymore. You can join the army with your parents' permission.
 
2012-07-18 11:02:33 AM  
I READ SOMETHING INTERESTING YESTERDAY

www.greeleytribune.com

YOUR EMAILS
 
2012-07-18 11:02:47 AM  
Wait, she had a baby at 44? Intense.
 
2012-07-18 11:03:12 AM  

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: I like how the article kept referring to the "victim". I bet he felt soooo abused.


Most people that are fully taken in by cons feel pretty good about themselves, too, doesn't mean that confidence tricks are suddenly not crimes.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Meh... I'd say she's already been sentenced to dieciocho años, si tu sabes lo que quiero decir.


Yeah, one kinda wonders how farked the kid is if its mum couldn't even manage to conceive without committing a felony. Sucks to be that baby.
 
2012-07-18 11:03:24 AM  
Not hot.
Not a ginger.
 
2012-07-18 11:03:26 AM  
FTA: He was 17 at the time it happened. Age of consent in Colorado is 17. Not saying it's right, but there has to be some real crime out there that needs worked.
 
2012-07-18 11:03:37 AM  

hitlersbrain: Last I checked, 17 isn't a 'boy' anymore. You can join the army with your parents' permission.


So does that mean 17 isn't a 'girl' anymore, and my neighbour with the hot daughter is right to be suspicious of my intentions?
 
2012-07-18 11:03:49 AM  

hitlersbrain: Last I checked, 17 isn't a 'boy' anymore. You can join the army with your parents' permission.


And since she was his guardian, he had her permission to fark her.
 
2012-07-18 11:03:50 AM  
a) it's kinda weird that there are so few Hispanic people in said community that people would jump to that conclusion.
b) 17-year-old...doubt there was much being done against his will.
 
2012-07-18 11:03:59 AM  

hitlersbrain: Last I checked, 17 isn't a 'boy' anymore. You can join the army with your parents' permission.


you're absolutely right. I think 17 year olds should be allowed to have sex with teachers with their parent's permission.
 
2012-07-18 11:04:18 AM  
Would.
 
2012-07-18 11:04:40 AM  
Somebody post that picture of Jim Carey's three children from the movie. "Their grandmother was half Italian".
 
2012-07-18 11:04:49 AM  

YixilTesiphon: Wait, she had a baby at 44? Intense.


Yeah, hopefully he can count to potato by now.
 
2012-07-18 11:04:57 AM  
20 or 30 times? Bet she held a gun to his head everytime.
 
2012-07-18 11:04:59 AM  
Shes not hot.
 
2012-07-18 11:05:03 AM  
Looks like Catherine Tate.
 
2012-07-18 11:05:32 AM  

USCLaw2010: So since she is going to lose her job and probably won't be able to get any other decent work, who's going to pay for this kid?


If I had a kid and he needed a guardian while I was away, she'd be at the top of my list. Probably want to put a contraception clause in the employment contract though.
 
2012-07-18 11:06:30 AM  

lack of warmth: One day a 'white' baby was born in an African tribe and the chief immediatly sent for the nearby missionary. The missionary was full of fear as he looked for a way out. He told the chief to look at the one black sheep in the flock of white sheep. The chief looked at the missionary and thought for a second. Before releasing the missionary, the chief told him "If you don't tell, I won't either".

/obligatory


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Ace, I think he said she's not a virgin.
-They can tell that?
 
2012-07-18 11:06:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: "Hispanic looking"? WTF does that mean? The baby is white?


Hispanic looking, as you well know, means dark hair, brown skin, dark eyes. Holds true for the vast majority of Hispanics here in the New World. Poor attempt at a troll.
 
2012-07-18 11:06:55 AM  
It didn't take the crew at CSI to figure this one out, but it took an anoymous tip to police to get cops to question Eisenberg who later admitted the whole thing.


I think I found part of her problem. NEVER TALK TO COPS. Never, and no, not even then. It cannot help you. It can only hurt you.
 
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