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(Dumbass Daily)   Hot ginger teacher pops out Hispanic-looking baby while she's acting as guardian for teenaged Mexican boy and no one at school really thought much about it   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 148
    More: Unlikely, Rhonda Eisenberg, Hispanics, Mexican, old boys, Spanish, position of trust  
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2012-07-18 11:07:19 AM

Biness: Shes not hot.


www.terrariaonline.com
(oblig & hot)
 
2012-07-18 11:08:06 AM
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
www.greeleytribune.com
IT'S BEEN ALMOST A WEEK.
 
2012-07-18 11:08:17 AM

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 627x187]


is that for reals her? he profile is still set to public. what is this, 2005?
 
2012-07-18 11:08:36 AM

accelerus: there are kids younger that have committed murder.... I'm pretty sure a 17 year old knew what he was doing when he stuck his wang in her.

Why does the teacher look like someone punched her in the right eye?


And I'd like to know -- if an underage kid knocks up his teacher like this, does he have to pay child support? or can he get out of it by saying "I was raped, I shouldn't have to pay"

Either way, she will get off the hook with 5 hours of community service. While in opposite land if she were a man banging a willing 17 year old, he would have served 60 years in prison and never been allowed to rejoin society.

Seriously this country has F'd up rules about sex. The fact there is no difference to someone who knows what they are doing and is willing vs someone who's unwilling... sucks.



Pretty sure if the woman is well into adulthood and the "man" is underage, then no, he doesn't have to pay child support.
 
2012-07-18 11:08:43 AM
Come on! That baby is clearly hispanic looking.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 11:09:39 AM
"Hot" is the new Fark meme
 
2012-07-18 11:10:43 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: "Hispanic looking"? WTF does that mean? The baby is white?


Think Cheech Marin with these huge round bright blue eyes.
 
2012-07-18 11:13:23 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: "Hispanic looking"? WTF does that mean? The baby is white?


Sombrero.
 
2012-07-18 11:14:32 AM

austin_millbarge: "Hot" is the new Fark meme


I don't care for this. This is the same as the boy who cried wolf
 
2012-07-18 11:14:37 AM
She's not bad looking.
 
2012-07-18 11:16:27 AM
USCLaw2010


So since she is going to lose her job and probably won't be able to get any other decent work, who's going to pay for this kid?
She'll do ok. The teachers union in CA is looking for people exactly like her and Jerry sanduski.
 
2012-07-18 11:18:03 AM
A [seemingly] Caucasian woman teaching Spanish - okay fine, I can go with that.

A Mexican national, possibly an immigrant to the US, taking high school level Spanish..? Easy credit?

As to the rest of the story I agree with most sentiments here - double standard in enforcement.

/'If 'victim' tries claiming "rape"???
//20-40 times?
///Wow, he's her beotch.
 
2012-07-18 11:18:03 AM

Biness: is that for reals her? he profile is still set to public. what is this, 2005?


Apparently yes. I just checked.
 
2012-07-18 11:18:40 AM
Those eyes. Can't look away...
 
2012-07-18 11:20:10 AM

Kyoki: Biness: is that for reals her? he profile is still set to public. what is this, 2005?

Apparently yes. I just checked.


the fail is strong with her
 
2012-07-18 11:20:57 AM

Biness: austin_millbarge: "Hot" is the new Fark meme

I don't care for this. This is the same as the boy who cried wolf


Came here for this. Neither do I. I'm starting to not bother clicking on links/forums anymore.
 
2012-07-18 11:21:21 AM
Hot lukewarm ginger teacher pops out Hispanic-looking baby while she's acting as guardian for teenaged Mexican boy and no one at school really thought much about it everyone at school figured things out.

FTHLFY Subby.
 
2012-07-18 11:21:48 AM
"She admitted to sexual intercourse with the victim multiple times before he moved out in September 2010,"

typical mexican, have a kid; run away.

/nah, not really.
 
2012-07-18 11:22:41 AM
There appears to be picture of them both on her wall. Just sayin.
 
2012-07-18 11:25:36 AM

usrid0: There appears to be picture of them both on her wall. Just sayin.


the baby certainly looks like....one of those
 
2012-07-18 11:25:49 AM
Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-18 11:26:52 AM
Spanish teacher hub, if she spoke greek she wouldn't have have gotten pregnant and thereby arrested.
 
2012-07-18 11:26:58 AM

mongbiohazard: It didn't take the crew at CSI to figure this one out, but it took an anoymous tip to police to get cops to question Eisenberg who later admitted the whole thing.


I think I found part of her problem. NEVER TALK TO COPS. Never, and no, not even then. It cannot help you. It can only hurt you.


Yeah she should have told them to pretty much fark off. Could the police force the kid to take a paternity test or make his parents force him?
 
2012-07-18 11:28:33 AM
So the parents came here illegally popped out a kid were deported 16 1/2 years later ditch their kid here so that when he turned 21 he could then legally send for them and as a U.S. citizen grant them citizenship along with all extended family in Mexico through him etc, etc. This is the real story.

The kid was probably thrilled to be bonking this lady he was 17 and bonus now he can claim he was harmed by it and sue making bank.

I only see win, win for his family in this.
 
2012-07-18 11:29:13 AM
after seeing his picture, I see nothing wrong with this.
 
2012-07-18 11:29:36 AM

MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:


Damn! Is that post-baby??
 
2012-07-18 11:30:33 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: "She was booked on suspicion of two counts of sexual assault on a child, one involving a pattern of abuse, and the other involving being in a position of trust THRUST"

Wait did she forget the safe word or something?

FTFY
 
2012-07-18 11:31:21 AM

MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]


Damn. Looks like she has a nice body.
 
2012-07-18 11:31:32 AM

USCLaw2010: So since she is going to lose her job and probably won't be able to get any other decent work, who's going to pay for this kid?


The baby is Hispanic so welfare duh......


//running far, far away looking for a place to hide.
 
2012-07-18 11:33:49 AM
Scrolling through the links on the home page, I see several folks there who've been on FARK.com already. Bookmarking that site.
 
2012-07-18 11:36:24 AM
Hmm... Anchor baby...

That does conjure up some rather unacceptable images.
 
2012-07-18 11:36:27 AM
so this could be the plot of a really, really terrible adam sandler movie.
 
2012-07-18 11:38:00 AM

Deacon Blue: AverageAmericanGuy: "Hispanic looking"? WTF does that mean? The baby is white?

Hispanic looking, as you well know, means dark hair, brown skin, dark eyes. Holds true for the vast majority of Hispanics here in the New World. Poor attempt at a troll.


All the gubment paperwork I have to fill out has one box labelled "White/Hispanic"

/About that trolling... you trolled your self? Well played
 
2012-07-18 11:38:08 AM
I think you're confusing the word "hot" with the word "creepy".
 
2012-07-18 11:38:36 AM

Poppyale: after seeing his picture, I see nothing wrong with this.


You and me both. That's some trophy boy-toy is what. So he's 19-ish now and she's gainfully employed with a two-year old kid. Lemme think now...

...carry the 3...

...invert and multiply.....


Deport the father to Mexico;
Put the kid in foster care;
Put the mother in jail for 6-10 years.
 
2012-07-18 11:39:39 AM

MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]


She rode him like a bike cycle without a seat.
 
2012-07-18 11:39:53 AM

MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]


Thought that setting was familiar - looks like Beaver Creek, pun unintended. Check the story source - Greeley, Colorado. That explains that, and why she was bedding a Mexican.
 
2012-07-18 11:40:27 AM
Trifecta in play. Are these two missing a sister?
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 11:40:58 AM
If I were her lawyer:
HER STORY would be simple;

""Okay I admit we had sex,but it was not consensual. It was out of fear. HE threatened to kill me if I did not submit to his demands. He was and is stronger than I. Further his parents, both of them, made me into a sex servant or they too told me that I would be put on a Cartel Hit List from their families in Mexico. They even traveled to Mexico just to reconnect with the old posse . I had the baby because they are Catholic and would not let me have an abortion. I am now proud to say that I am a victim of Hispanic fear that grips this nation. I hold hope that my child will NOT live up to this terrible plight called the "Mexicanization of America". I will raise him as Italian/Irish. Pray for the Republic."""

SEE why I had to give up practicing law?
 
2012-07-18 11:41:09 AM

natmar_76: I think you're confusing the word "hot" with the word "creepy".


Subby keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

multimedia.billybrew.com
 
2012-07-18 11:45:15 AM

kingoomieiii: AverageAmericanGuy: "Hispanic looking"? WTF does that mean? The baby is white?

Sombrero.


The Funny button cannot be clicked enough.
 
2012-07-18 11:45:15 AM
To put it in the vernacular of her lover's peers, she's got quite the booger-launcher there
 
2012-07-18 11:46:32 AM

MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:


Based on that pic, I'd hit it. And then run, she looks like she's got all kinds of crazy in her.
 
2012-07-18 11:48:51 AM

sand_in_my_vagoo: MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:


Based on that pic, I'd hit it. And then run, she looks like she's got all kinds of crazy in her.


No. Always follow the Steve McNair Rule. Never put your dick in crazy.
 
2012-07-18 11:52:07 AM

generallyso: accelerus: And I'd like to know -- if an underage kid knocks up his teacher like this, does he have to pay child support? or can he get out of it by saying "I was raped, I shouldn't have to pay"

Male rape victims (literal and statutory) in the US have been forced to pay child support because, the courts say, the welfare of the child is of utmost importance, far more important than the father having all of his paycheck. Family courts are completely farked up.


What would you propose as an alternative?
 
2012-07-18 12:01:10 PM

walkerhound: MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, he's not exactly right out of the cradle:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]

Thought that setting was familiar - looks like Beaver Creek, pun unintended. Check the story source - Greeley, Colorado. That explains that, and why she was bedding a Mexican.


Copper Mountain, I believe.
 
2012-07-18 12:03:44 PM

swangoatman: If I were her lawyer:
HER STORY would be simple;

""Okay I admit we had sex,but it was not consensual. It was out of fear. HE threatened to kill me if I did not submit to his demands. He was and is stronger than I. Further his parents, both of them, made me into a sex servant or they too told me that I would be put on a Cartel Hit List from their families in Mexico. They even traveled to Mexico just to reconnect with the old posse . I had the baby because they are Catholic and would not let me have an abortion. I am now proud to say that I am a victim of Hispanic fear that grips this nation. I hold hope that my child will NOT live up to this terrible plight called the "Mexicanization of America". I will raise him as Italian/Irish. Pray for the Republic."""

SEE why I had to give up practicing law?


This is genius! You're a regular Clarence Darrow.
 
2012-07-18 12:03:45 PM
The condom had holes in it

www.greeleytribune.com

Now you have to love me forever
 
2012-07-18 12:04:14 PM

jst3p: generallyso: accelerus: And I'd like to know -- if an underage kid knocks up his teacher like this, does he have to pay child support? or can he get out of it by saying "I was raped, I shouldn't have to pay"

Male rape victims (literal and statutory) in the US have been forced to pay child support because, the courts say, the welfare of the child is of utmost importance, far more important than the father having all of his paycheck. Family courts are completely farked up.

What would you propose as an alternative?


Simple: Not forcing male rape victims to pay child support.

Female rape victims have the choice to have an abortion (and even most anti-abortion folks have no beef with that). Male victims don't have that choice (nor would I advocate that they get it), but neither should they be forced to pay support for the child.
 
2012-07-18 12:04:54 PM
baby daddy??

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
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