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(NBC Washington)   Rabid beaver attacks two girls, breathing new life into both the porn and slasher flick industries   (nbcwashington.com ) divider line
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2012-07-18 10:00:32 AM  
seriesandtv.com

Also, Rabid Beaver would be a great name for a Canadian Speed Metal Band
 
2012-07-18 10:01:12 AM  
In the Enchanted Forest Trailer Park,
the Coleman stoves are lit, and it's getting dark.
Sitting in the Airstream, playing crib' with Bernice
Heard somebody screaming down on the beach.
It was:
Vampire Beavers!! Here they come, Here they come!
Vampire Beavers!! Ya better run, Ya better run!
Vampire Beavers!
Vampire Beavers!
Vampire Beavers on the loose Tonight!!
 
2012-07-18 10:01:57 AM  
Beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, TA-TAs, TA-TAs.!!!! ..ahh beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, TA-TAs, TA-TAs.!!!!
 
2012-07-18 10:02:19 AM  
tl;dr
 
2012-07-18 10:14:00 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

la la la la
 
2012-07-18 10:18:11 AM  
us.123rf.com
 
2012-07-18 10:21:39 AM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 10:23:31 AM  
 
2012-07-18 10:30:16 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [seriesandtv.com image 300x208]

Also, Rabid Beaver would be a great name for a Canadian Speed Metal Band


done in one
 
2012-07-18 10:35:11 AM  
Two Girls Attacked by Rabid Beaver in Virginia Lake

As opposed to two girls' beavers attacked by a rabid Ricki Lake.
 
2012-07-18 10:38:44 AM  
I'm a doctor, not a botanist.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:16 AM  
I think I saw a porn movie once called "Rabid Beaver."
 
2012-07-18 10:40:22 AM  
Nothing worse than a beaver foaming around the lips. Or better, I forget.
 
2012-07-18 10:41:41 AM  

ChrisDe: Nothing worse than a beaver foaming around the lips. Or better, I forget.


its definitely one of the two....
 
2012-07-18 10:43:51 AM  
As a married man I can only ask: Where does one find a rabid beaver to be attacked by?
 
2012-07-18 10:44:38 AM  
mrvictim.files.wordpress.com

probably not so obscure?
 
2012-07-18 10:52:07 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: As a married man I can only ask: Where does one find a rabid beaver to be attacked by?


Good question. The beaver at my house died a long time ago.Now it's just a dried up batch of fur with a huge tail.
 
2012-07-18 10:53:18 AM  
www.thecitrusreport.com

Looked harmless enough...
 
2012-07-18 10:53:58 AM  
Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Beaver Fever"... o_o
 
2012-07-18 10:59:52 AM  

Captain Steroid: Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Beaver Fever"... o_o


justinbieberstory.com
 
2012-07-18 11:00:18 AM  

clowncar on fire: [mrvictim.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]

probably not so obscure?


I was going to name it Wynona too..
 
2012-07-18 11:02:02 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-18 11:03:31 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com


ahh, jr. high.
 
2012-07-18 11:13:17 AM  
Well make up your mind subby, was it a rabbit or a beaver?
 
2012-07-18 11:17:11 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-18 11:17:48 AM  
"Ward? Don't you think you've been a little hard on the Beaver lately?"
 
2012-07-18 11:22:07 AM  
"Biting the hand that faps you."

/possible headline
 
2012-07-18 11:24:31 AM  
I hope they didn't catch Beaver Fever.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 11:25:02 AM  

MBooda: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


Came here for Buc-ee's. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-18 12:10:52 PM  
Being attacked rabidly by beavers = OK
Being attacked by rabid beavers = Not OK
 
2012-07-18 12:41:05 PM  
www.badideatshirts.com
 
2012-07-18 12:51:13 PM  

elvisaintdead: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x304]


ahh, jr. high.


ha ha
 
2012-07-18 02:38:48 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-18 04:50:19 PM  
Saturday Night Beaver!

Straight from GTA3.
 
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