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(CNN)   Nick Cannon doesn't think American Idol can afford to hire Mariah Carey. Offers to take her place for $8.25 / hour plus transportation costs   (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 18
    More: Unlikely, American Idol, TMZ, Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez  
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2012-07-18 07:55:32 AM  
I also don't think she would be on a show that competes with her husband's, even though the seasons don't really overlap.
 
2012-07-18 09:54:52 AM  
AI should bring in Kelli Pickler as a judge. She had personality.
 
2012-07-18 10:56:37 AM  
Mariah should focus more on snagging film roles. Her performance in Precious was fantastic.
 
2012-07-18 11:00:19 AM  
Have they considered cancelling American Idol? That would be a good move.
 
2012-07-18 11:09:35 AM  
Nick Cannon is hilarious.
 
2012-07-18 11:11:39 AM  
Or they could just hire a howler monkey. Looks about the same, sings about the same. Same amount of talent. Problem solved.
 
2012-07-18 11:12:01 AM  

Gunny Highway: Nick Cannon is hilarious.


+1, beat me to it.

/nicely produced, Al
 
2012-07-18 11:13:19 AM  

MattyFridays: Gunny Highway: Nick Cannon is hilarious.

+1, beat me to it.

/nicely produced, Al


AL HUGHES!
 
2012-07-18 11:41:00 AM  
FARK NICK CANNON!
 
2012-07-18 12:00:35 PM  
Who the Fark is Nick Cannon?

/I'm broke!
 
2012-07-18 12:33:52 PM  

EnviroDude: AI should bring in Kelli Pickler as a judge. She had personality.


I'd Pickler, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-07-18 01:12:44 PM  
Came to see a Chapelle Show reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-18 01:33:13 PM  
I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.
 
2012-07-18 01:41:57 PM  

Buttknuckle: I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.


You fark off and die. Mariah is an angel.
 
2012-07-18 04:03:47 PM  

js34603: Who the Fark is Nick Cannon?

/I'm broke!


Man, that scene is hilarious. The idea of him yelling and calling his own son "[the-n-word]" just makes me laugh.
 
2012-07-18 04:30:38 PM  
They'd have to squeeze her fat ass into the chair.
 
2012-07-19 12:02:20 AM  

Buttknuckle: I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.


But... tits!
 
2012-07-19 10:37:18 PM  

Buttknuckle: I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.


I thought she did...

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