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(   The police just broke up your party, so what now? Why, go trash a Walmart of course   ( ) divider line 16
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2012-07-18 10:20:33 AM  
5 votes:
Thank God they weren't out of watermelons. No telling what would have happened.
2012-07-18 11:52:52 AM  
4 votes:
2012-07-18 10:38:40 AM  
2 votes:
2012-07-18 10:23:32 AM  
2 votes:
So exactly how big was this house? Like a giant plantation home or something??
2012-07-18 08:30:01 PM  
1 vote:
And my post should be deleted by the time this one is posted. That whole free marketplace of ideas thing was overrated anyway.

We don't want anyone disagreeing with what our college professors told us.
2012-07-18 03:50:41 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like my local Wal-Mart on the first of the month. Reminds me why I don't mind driving 15 min out of the way to the white Wal-Mart.
2012-07-18 11:00:38 AM  
1 vote:

DavidVincent: YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.

This will warm your heart.

I think once they were fleeing his claims of self defense would be gone. He's lucky they didn't die. Whoever these poor misguided youts are, they should get a good lawyer and sue, sue, sue. JJ and Al S are already on a plane, I'd bet. I absolute love :34. He's walking around with his gun sideways, all gangsta' and 2 seconds later running like a biatch from an old man. Classic.
2012-07-18 10:47:17 AM  
1 vote:
More of Obamas sons...
2012-07-18 10:44:33 AM  
1 vote:

billybobtoo: I wudduh thought them watermelons woulda been gone in a NY minute!

That would require carrying said fruits. "Carrying" is a present participle of the word "carry" which implies that something is supported and moved from one place to another. This "carrying" of said fruit could then be considered work, which would be unheard of in this situation.
2012-07-18 10:43:51 AM  
1 vote:
The watermelons were a nice touch.
2012-07-18 10:39:33 AM  
1 vote:
I wudduh thought them watermelons woulda been gone in a NY minute!
2012-07-18 10:38:28 AM  
1 vote:
Well, we really can't do anything about it.

If we mention that they're all black, and that this is becoming a trend, not just an isolated incident, well, we're racists.

If we mention that this is happening all over the county, in a variety of states, well, that makes it racist too.

If it happened just in the south, it would be them trying to regain their pride from the white overlord class who keeps them down.

But no, it's all over the country.

So.... just might as well stand back. Let them take what they want. Break what they want. Probably be okay if they knock down a couple of old ladies. Slugging a disabled vet would be okay too I guess.

Because GOD, we wouldn't want to be called racists for pointing out a fact.
2012-07-18 10:21:52 AM  
1 vote:
They should have just locked the doors at the Walmart, let the SWAT team rollup and then go in and execute these vermin.
Bring in a crew with pitchforks and roro international garbage trucks, fire hoses and then you just clean up.
Problem Solved
/there....done....wipes hands on pants.
2012-07-18 10:20:47 AM  
1 vote:

Misconduc: Was walmart out of koolaid or colt 45?

They probably still had grape soda and froo punch.
2012-07-18 10:20:19 AM  
1 vote:
I propose a challenge to local reporters...

Write a story about a High School party getting out of hand without referring to the movie "Project X".


/ many house party movies came before this one?? Why the attention?
2012-07-18 10:17:17 AM  
1 vote:
Was walmart out of koolaid or colt 45?
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