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(Jacksonville.com)   The police just broke up your party, so what now? Why, go trash a Walmart of course   (jacksonville.com) divider line 93
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2012-07-18 10:08:25 AM
Why, go trashflash-mob a Walmart of course.

Much different, subby.
 
2012-07-18 10:14:51 AM
Flash mobs were much cooler when it was nerdy white people doing it.

Now they are just scary.
 
2012-07-18 10:15:16 AM
I don't even need to click on the youtube link....
It's Florida
It's Jacksonville
/In before DROX
//Attractive and Successful Teenager Problems.
 
2012-07-18 10:16:29 AM
I'm predicting that YouTube video is going to bring the best out of people in this thread. And by "best" I obviously mean "racist biases."
 
2012-07-18 10:17:17 AM
Was walmart out of koolaid or colt 45?
 
2012-07-18 10:19:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Flash mobs were much cooler when it was nerdy white people doing it.

Now they are just scary.


Dammit, I'm late. Oh and it obviously didn't take long for CNN to put a trendy name tag on this phenomenon, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the term "smash mob"
 
2012-07-18 10:20:19 AM
I propose a challenge to local reporters...

Write a story about a High School party getting out of hand without referring to the movie "Project X".

Go.

/seriously...how many house party movies came before this one?? Why the attention?
 
2012-07-18 10:20:33 AM
Thank God they weren't out of watermelons. No telling what would have happened.
 
2012-07-18 10:20:47 AM

Misconduc: Was walmart out of koolaid or colt 45?


They probably still had grape soda and froo punch.
 
2012-07-18 10:20:59 AM
Must have been a family party.
 
2012-07-18 10:21:52 AM
They should have just locked the doors at the Walmart, let the SWAT team rollup and then go in and execute these vermin.
Bring in a crew with pitchforks and roro international garbage trucks, fire hoses and then you just clean up.
Problem Solved
/there....done....wipes hands on pants.
 
2012-07-18 10:21:55 AM
more "urban youths" uhn?
 
2012-07-18 10:22:22 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Flash mobs were much cooler when it was nerdy white people doing it.

Now they are just scary.


Bwah-hahahahaha.
"It's only a flash mob when white people do it."
 
2012-07-18 10:23:32 AM
So exactly how big was this house? Like a giant plantation home or something??
 
2012-07-18 10:23:59 AM

JorgiX: I'm predicting that YouTube video is going to bring the best out of people in this thread. And by "best" I obviously mean "racist biases."


No, no, I saw a white guy in there.
But it was hard to be certain since it was so dark
 
2012-07-18 10:24:40 AM

ChipNASA: They should have just locked the doors at the Walmart, let the SWAT team rollup and then go in and execute these vermin.
Bring in a crew with pitchforks and roro international garbage trucks, fire hoses and then you just clean up.
Problem Solved
/there....done....wipes hands on pants.


kidsmug.tv
 
2012-07-18 10:25:20 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: AverageAmericanGuy: Flash mobs were much cooler when it was nerdy white people doing it.

Now they are just scary.

Bwah-hahahahaha.
"It's only a flash mob when white people do it."


Right. Cause when black folks do it, it's a flash-rob
 
2012-07-18 10:26:15 AM
Sheeit, if it's gonna be THAT kind of party...

/I'ma go steal me some mashed potatoes!
 
2012-07-18 10:26:52 AM
This calls for some Redman

Link
 
2012-07-18 10:27:29 AM
Everyone always steps around the elephant in the room!
 
2012-07-18 10:29:14 AM
This is exactly how Nazi Germany started. Bunch of thugs, with nothing better to do....
 
2012-07-18 10:29:40 AM
Everyone calm down, it's just another "youth gathering."
 
2012-07-18 10:30:26 AM

Jake Havechek: This is exactly how Nazi Germany started. Bunch of thugs, with nothing better to do....


0/10...at least I got *one* bite.
 
2012-07-18 10:31:24 AM
 
2012-07-18 10:33:29 AM
One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.
 
2012-07-18 10:33:32 AM
This is why we should be able to open carry and stand our ground.

/where's GZ when you needed him.
 
2012-07-18 10:33:41 AM
The "flash mob"" is the newest and by far most dangerous gang in America. it started as a white gang, but now it is fully integrated. Its Difficult to identify its members, who calll themselves ""just people" or the singular "bored"until they are swarming and By then it can be too late.
President Obama has pledged to circumvent what's left of the constitution and blow millions from higher education funds to pretend this is "a real threat to the American people"
 
2012-07-18 10:34:53 AM
Teens
 
2012-07-18 10:36:59 AM
They're going to have to create a new, harsher penalty for being part of a mob that engages in criminal activity, if such a thing doesn't already exist (and I assume it doesn't since I haven't seen it mentioned.) Make it a mandatory six months in jail, whatever.
 
2012-07-18 10:37:48 AM

dosboot: What happens when every black person in Troutdale OR shows up at Albertsons at the same time


"A group of teens targeted a Troutdale store last weekend in a 'flash rob'...."
 
2012-07-18 10:38:08 AM

topcon: They're going to have to create a new, harsher penalty for being part of a mob that engages in criminal activity, if such a thing doesn't already exist (and I assume it doesn't since I haven't seen it mentioned.) Make it a mandatory six months in jail, whatever.


How about just shoot the farkers in the head? White, black, or any other group, I don't give a shiat.
 
2012-07-18 10:38:28 AM
Well, we really can't do anything about it.

If we mention that they're all black, and that this is becoming a trend, not just an isolated incident, well, we're racists.

If we mention that this is happening all over the county, in a variety of states, well, that makes it racist too.

If it happened just in the south, it would be them trying to regain their pride from the white overlord class who keeps them down.

But no, it's all over the country.

So.... just might as well stand back. Let them take what they want. Break what they want. Probably be okay if they knock down a couple of old ladies. Slugging a disabled vet would be okay too I guess.

Because GOD, we wouldn't want to be called racists for pointing out a fact.
 
2012-07-18 10:38:40 AM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-07-18 10:38:53 AM

topcon: They're going to have to create a new, harsher penalty for being part of a mob that engages in criminal activity, if such a thing doesn't already exist (and I assume it doesn't since I haven't seen it mentioned.) Make it a mandatory six months in jail, whatever.


Wouldn't that fall under 'rioting'?
 
2012-07-18 10:39:33 AM
I wudduh thought them watermelons woulda been gone in a NY minute!
 
2012-07-18 10:40:44 AM
Unfortunately, no one will be prosecuted because they all look alike and all have on the same thug attire. Wife beaters and pants hanging off their arse.

If you go to a zoo, and see something that looks like a lion, roars like a lion, and hangs out with lions, then you can safely assume that is a lion. If not, then you are the fool for trying to pet what you thought was something else in lion's clothing.
 
2012-07-18 10:42:34 AM
Lock the doors.
Dump the canister.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-07-18 10:43:02 AM

YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.



This will warm your heart.
 
2012-07-18 10:43:51 AM
The watermelons were a nice touch.
 
2012-07-18 10:44:33 AM

billybobtoo: I wudduh thought them watermelons woulda been gone in a NY minute!


That would require carrying said fruits. "Carrying" is a present participle of the word "carry" which implies that something is supported and moved from one place to another. This "carrying" of said fruit could then be considered work, which would be unheard of in this situation.
 
2012-07-18 10:44:57 AM

DavidVincent: YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.


This will warm your heart.


That made my day.
 
2012-07-18 10:46:30 AM

DavidVincent: YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.


This will warm your heart.


best. post. ever.
 
2012-07-18 10:47:17 AM
More of Obamas sons...
 
2012-07-18 10:47:36 AM
I know it's probably considered classic rock by today's youth, but is someone putting on some older music really a cause to break up a party and go riot?
 
2012-07-18 10:47:46 AM

DavidVincent: YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.


This will warm your heart.


From what I read, the shooter connected with the majority of his shots. The perps are out on bail.

/waiting for Obama to weigh in on the Walmart, Albertsons, internet cafe, Brooklyn pool etc etc incidents....
 
2012-07-18 10:49:08 AM
That's funny. I didn't see any destruction or trashing of Walmart. What did I miss?
 
2012-07-18 10:49:52 AM

dosboot: DavidVincent: YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.


This will warm your heart.

From what I read, the shooter connected with the majority of his shots. The perps are out on bail.

/waiting for Obama to weigh in on the Walmart, Albertsons, internet cafe, Brooklyn pool etc etc incidents....


Bad thing is, the robbers will probably sue the patron for all he has - and win.
 
2012-07-18 10:49:56 AM

DavidVincent: YixilTesiphon: One day somebody's going to just start shooting into one of these crowds, and it won't be pretty.

But maybe it will stop.


This will warm your heart.


Mmmmmmm Delicious!!!!
 
2012-07-18 10:50:17 AM
Pallets of watermelons? Color me surprised.

/ZING!
 
2012-07-18 10:52:10 AM

trappedspirit: That's funny. I didn't see any destruction or trashing of Walmart. What did I miss?


FTFA- Men and women, most appearing to be teens on the YouTube video, threw produce around as they crowded into the store. The three-minute video shows people riding shopping carts and mugging for the camera in what apparently lasted several minutes.

Gee said snacks and sodas were stolen, but no one was hurt and damage was minimal. A store security scanner also was damaged as everybody fled, the police report said.

No identifiable Walmart employees are seen during the video. The gunshots were fired into the air outside the store, but no cars or people were hit, the report said.
 
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