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(Daily Mail) Boobies Now come in threes (borderline NSFW)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
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2012-07-18 07:58:48 AM
Imeh...

"I seem to note certain deficiencies in your costume, when it comes to that," he pointed out somewhat acidly. He eyed the three padded foundation garments strapped around the bulbous torso. "Most local beauties consider two of those sufficient," he added.

"You don't know much about these locals. They're mammary-happy. And if two of a given organ are attractive, six are triply attractive."


Keith Laumer - The Planet Wreckers
 
2012-07-18 11:58:09 AM
I admit it: I never thought the three boob girl was cool. Just seems impractical if you want to get a TJ.
 
2012-07-18 12:15:02 PM

FriarReb98: I admit it: I never thought the three boob girl was cool. Just seems impractical if you want to get a TJ.


I think one could find a way to have fun with it.

Would definitely add another facet to porn.
 
2012-07-18 01:07:28 PM
It's still a PG-13 remake.
 
2012-07-18 02:40:28 PM
Mildly titillating.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:06 PM
Eccentrica Gallumbits, to the white courtesy phone. We're ready for your closeup.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:33 PM

FriarReb98: I admit it: I never thought the three boob girl was cool. Just seems impractical if you want to get a TJ.


Al Bundy had it right. 3 boobies, one on the back for dancing.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:40 PM
DEE best PAHRT was the gurl with three breasts♪

TOTAL REEEEEE~
REEECAAALIN'

(See you at the PAH-TEE, Richter!)
 
2012-07-18 02:42:28 PM
Now me and my buddy can motorboat at the same time!

/not gay
//except for that one time...
 
2012-07-18 02:43:04 PM
img28.imageshack.us
That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.
 
2012-07-18 02:45:04 PM
I just knew that they'd somehow pay homage to 3-boobed girl in the new Total Recall movie.

I was only 11 or so when the original movie came out, yet it was all any of the boys in my class who had seen the movie could talk about for weeks!
 
2012-07-18 02:49:08 PM
www.vincegolangco.com
 
2012-07-18 02:49:12 PM
You guys think this is funny and sexy, and in many ways, well hell, it is, but let's remember how she got those three boobs.

upload.wikimedia.org
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 02:49:28 PM
www.tvgasm.com
Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.
 
2012-07-18 02:50:39 PM
Double the cleavage. Double the fun.

/back problems?
 
2012-07-18 02:53:36 PM
FTFA: "The film will be released in cinemas as a PG13, but the director hopes to ensure that whatever censors remove ends up on the DVD version."

Thanks for the warning. I won't waste money seeing the watered down version in theaters.
 
2012-07-18 02:56:25 PM

Apos: Mildly titititillating.

 
2012-07-18 02:56:49 PM
I want to know exactly how they did that effect....
 
2012-07-18 02:58:37 PM

doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....


Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??
 
2012-07-18 02:58:58 PM
You would need to have double outboard Evinrudes to motorboat that,

if you get my meaning and I think you do.


/Not sure if I do, though.
 
2012-07-18 03:00:31 PM

Carth: FTFA: "The film will be released in cinemas as a PG13, but the director hopes to ensure that whatever censors remove ends up on the DVD version."

Thanks for the warning. I won't waste money seeing the watered down version in theaters.


Right, and if any of my buddies ask me if I wanna see this I'm telling them just that.
 
2012-07-18 03:01:00 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Aye, shore and begorrah, I bounced all tree a'dem tiddies wit my fingers, jus' like dis, boyo!"
 
2012-07-18 03:04:48 PM
My cat has more than 3.
 
2012-07-18 03:10:09 PM
I know a guy who jokingly wanted his wife to get just one boob on her back. That way he had something to hold onto while they were dancing.
 
2012-07-18 03:10:39 PM

RoyBatty: doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....

Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??


That was what I was wondering. Are the 2 at the sides actually her real breasts with just a fake one sat in between? Cause it seems like there's too much space in between than it would be with normal breasts. But if all 3 are fake, I can't see where they've disguised her real breasts.
 
2012-07-18 03:15:17 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: RoyBatty: doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....

Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??

That was what I was wondering. Are the 2 at the sides actually her real breasts with just a fake one sat in between? Cause it seems like there's too much space in between than it would be with normal breasts. But if all 3 are fake, I can't see where they've disguised her real breasts.


Well, I demand a close inspection, ...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 03:16:01 PM
This is pretty much what I do with my cock at the swinger's club.
 
2012-07-18 03:32:13 PM
i46.tinypic.comi46.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-18 03:37:12 PM
She's a total fox, regardless of the breast count. I'd try to motorboat them, but I might give myself a concussion!
 
2012-07-18 03:48:01 PM
www.heurekashop.fi
 
2012-07-18 04:14:58 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: RoyBatty: doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....

Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??

That was what I was wondering. Are the 2 at the sides actually her real breasts with just a fake one sat in between? Cause it seems like there's too much space in between than it would be with normal breasts. But if all 3 are fake, I can't see where they've disguised her real breasts.


You're assuming she's more than an A cup.
 
2012-07-18 04:16:12 PM
So...... are boobies ok or not on Fickle Fark?


/boobies come back to fark
 
2012-07-18 04:19:15 PM

Theaetetus: A cup.


I honestly don't know and want to lead the away team to find out.

But here is a picture that suggests she is more than an A cup. (B, C? I dunno and believe she should release her tax returns and lingerie sizes.)

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-18 04:21:55 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: RoyBatty: doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....

Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??

That was what I was wondering. Are the 2 at the sides actually her real breasts with just a fake one sat in between? Cause it seems like there's too much space in between than it would be with normal breasts. But if all 3 are fake, I can't see where they've disguised her real breasts.


She's kinda flat in real life, so that's how:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-18 04:22:23 PM

RoyBatty: Theaetetus: A cup.

I honestly don't know and want to lead the away team to find out.

But here is a picture that suggests she is more than an A cup. (B, C? I dunno and believe she should release her tax returns and lingerie sizes.)

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x366]


If those are natural they'll probably squish down small enough with an ace bandage to put the tri-boob appliance on top without much difficulty.
 
2012-07-18 04:25:23 PM

EdVenture: RoyBatty: Theaetetus: A cup.

I honestly don't know and want to lead the away team to find out.

But here is a picture that suggests she is more than an A cup. (B, C? I dunno and believe she should release her tax returns and lingerie sizes.)

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x366]

If those are natural they'll probably squish down small enough with an ace bandage to put the tri-boob appliance on top without much difficulty.


I figure on the appliance, that the left and right tits are basically hollow, and adhesive, and pull her real boobs over for the middle boob, which sits high to rest on top. And that middle tit is also shaped around her natural boobs.
 
2012-07-18 04:29:44 PM
It's like you guys have never seen a naked woman.

She has small breasts. They're covered completely by the prosthetic rack.
 
2012-07-18 04:32:38 PM

swahnhennessy: It's like you guys have never seen a naked woman.

She has small breasts. They're covered completely by the prosthetic rack.


Indeed. This thread reeks of virginity.
 
2012-07-18 04:45:17 PM
Pippin: What's that?

Merry: That, my friend, is A three breasted Martian whore...

Pippin: They come with Three?!? I'm getting one!
 
2012-07-18 04:50:28 PM
Well I was going to come here to say that in real life I would say she is a B cup and that all three of those are fake with her real breasts under the prosthetic, but it looks like it has been covered. Very cute girl I would love to see the real set.
 
2012-07-18 04:51:14 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-18 04:54:26 PM
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If I had three hands, I would give it three thumbs up... ha, ha, ha, ha
 
2012-07-18 04:56:31 PM

Lord_Dubu: swahnhennessy: It's like you guys have never seen a naked woman.

She has small breasts. They're covered completely by the prosthetic rack.

Indeed. This thread reeks of virginity.


Which smells like boiled eggs.
 
2012-07-18 04:56:59 PM
What's this "Boobies" tag you speak of?

/been a looong time....
 
2012-07-18 04:58:54 PM
I love that they are censoring fake tits.
 
2012-07-18 05:03:22 PM
Wow she's pretty hot.
 
2012-07-18 05:08:41 PM

Madbassist1: I love that they are censoring fake tits.


Like censoring cartoon butts.
 
2012-07-18 05:12:04 PM

fustanella: Eccentrica Gallumbits, to the white courtesy phone. We're ready for your closeup.


Thank you. I often wondered why, when the previous version of the movie was new, no one mentioned that this little conceit was lifted from Hitchhikers.

/or is it in the Dick novel even before that? Haven't read it.
 
2012-07-18 05:47:59 PM

rocky_howard: The sound of one hand clapping: RoyBatty: doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....

Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??

That was what I was wondering. Are the 2 at the sides actually her real breasts with just a fake one sat in between? Cause it seems like there's too much space in between than it would be with normal breasts. But if all 3 are fake, I can't see where they've disguised her real breasts.

She's kinda flat in real life, so that's how:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x731]


She is not "kinda flat" in real life. You've just been ruined by 95% of girls on the internet having giant horrible fake boobs. Her real life boobs look really nice.
 
2012-07-18 05:49:09 PM

Lord_Dubu: swahnhennessy: It's like you guys have never seen a naked woman.

She has small breasts. They're covered completely by the prosthetic rack.

Indeed. This thread reeks of virginity.


Yes, Indeed, I already came.
 
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