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(Daily Mail) Boobies Now come in threes (borderline NSFW)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
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2012-07-18 05:57:26 PM

fustanella: Eccentrica Gallumbits, to the white courtesy phone. We're ready for your closeup.


"You know, some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. I disagrees. I say five."

i.dailymail.co.uk

"You're gonna wish you had three hands."

upload.wikimedia.org

"Got it covered."
 
2012-07-18 07:10:53 PM
img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-07-18 07:26:48 PM

Optimal_Illusion: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 454x681]


limitedplaymakers.com

Approves
 
2012-07-18 07:50:10 PM
Kate Beckensale.
Jessica Biel.
Hot triple-breasted whore.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FILM I DON'T LIKE!
 
2012-07-18 07:52:38 PM

Mentat: Kate Beckensale.
Jessica Biel.
Hot triple-breasted whore.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FILM I DON'T LIKE!


useless remake of an awesome movie that doesn't even go to mars! No starting reactors, no saving Mars, none of that!
 
2012-07-18 07:53:20 PM

Lord_Dubu: swahnhennessy: It's like you guys have never seen a naked woman.

She has small breasts. They're covered completely by the prosthetic rack.

Indeed. This thread reeks of virginity.


Man, I'm the poster boy for internet virgin man-child club, and I looked at that and went 'Must be a small chested woman wearing a prosthesis'. Especially since the article described it as such.
 
2012-07-18 07:57:27 PM

Optimal_Illusion: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 454x681]


Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!
 
2012-07-18 08:03:31 PM

softshoes: FriarReb98: I admit it: I never thought the three boob girl was cool. Just seems impractical if you want to get a TJ.

Al Bundy had it right. 3 boobies, one on the back for dancing.


pounddawg: I know a guy who jokingly wanted his wife to get just one boob on her back. That way he had something to hold onto while they were dancing.


You know Al Bundy,

/CSB
 
2012-07-18 08:08:34 PM
Wait, wait, wait!

This thread - posted under everyone's favorite tag - allows PICTURES?? When did this happen?!?!
 
2012-07-18 08:10:51 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Wait, wait, wait!

This thread - posted under everyone's favorite tag - allows PICTURES?? When did this happen?!?!


Shhh... maybe they won't notice.
 
2012-07-18 08:14:55 PM

LonMead


Shhh... maybe they won't notice.


*walks away nonchalantly while whistling*
 
2012-07-18 08:20:39 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mentat: Kate Beckensale.
Jessica Biel.
Hot triple-breasted whore.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FILM I DON'T LIKE!

useless remake of an awesome movie that doesn't even go to mars! No starting reactors, no saving Mars, none of that!


SHUT UP
 
kab
2012-07-18 08:29:42 PM
6 titties won't save this terrible remake.
 
2012-07-18 08:30:27 PM
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2012-07-18 08:33:07 PM

kab: 6 7 titties won't save this terrible remake.



Fixed. You're right about the rest of it,though.
 
2012-07-18 09:42:06 PM
Forget the throob...WTF happened to Jessica Beil?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-18 09:50:33 PM
Mentat: Kate Beckensale.
Jessica Biel.
Hot triple-breasted whore.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FILM I DON'T LIKE!


None of them get naked. That's one thing.
 
2012-07-18 10:18:33 PM
It looks like a tumor...

NSFW
 
2012-07-18 10:39:20 PM
I'd take a peek....
 
2012-07-18 10:42:06 PM
She's naturally flat chested according to a Google image search.
 
2012-07-19 12:04:07 AM
Too small.
 
2012-07-19 01:18:26 AM
Wow! boobies tag! Whens the last time that happened?
 
2012-07-19 01:50:20 AM
I can't wait for this movie.

It's gonna kick the living shiat out of the Ahnald version.
 
2012-07-19 01:53:29 AM

kab: 6 titties won't save this terrible remake.


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2012-07-19 04:09:03 AM

italie: Forget the throob...WTF happened to Jessica Beil?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x644]


I'm not sure what you're talking about, but that's a great picture.
 
2012-07-19 04:44:16 AM
titty sprinkles
 
2012-07-19 05:52:39 AM

RoyBatty: doczoidberg: I want to know exactly how they did that effect....

Her real boobs have to be stuffed underneath the threesome, right?

??


Only just, judging from this pic:

www.losgranos.com

Nice, but not enough to make me want to bother with the movie.
 
2012-07-19 07:49:55 AM

TheLopper: She is not "kinda flat" in real life. You've just been ruined by 95% of girls on the internet having giant horrible fake boobs. Her real life boobs look really nice.


LOL, she's not gonna sleep with you.

Yeah, her real life boobs look nice. That doesn't make them large though.

And your bias against small boobs is showing, so just drop it. What? Small boobs can't look nice? That's what you're saying.
 
2012-07-19 08:07:05 AM

slotz: fustanella: Eccentrica Gallumbits, to the white courtesy phone. We're ready for your closeup.

Thank you. I often wondered why, when the previous version of the movie was new, no one mentioned that this little conceit was lifted from Hitchhikers.

/or is it in the Dick novel even before that? Haven't read it.


It would have been a nice passing comment. Something for the adults to chuckle over and the kidlets to act all scandalized about.
 
2012-07-19 09:31:51 AM

italie: Forget the throob...WTF happened to Jessica Beil?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x644]


I always loved me some Jessica Biel...but lately I've noticed that in each new movie, her nose is getting narrower and narrower...sonner or later she's just gonna have a thin sheet of place to separate both halves of her face.
 
2012-07-19 09:52:29 AM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mentat: Kate Beckensale.
Jessica Biel.
Hot triple-breasted whore.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FILM I DON'T LIKE!

useless remake of an awesome movie that doesn't even go to mars! No starting reactors, no saving Mars, none of that!


In fairness, none of those things happened in the first movie either.
 
2012-07-19 10:40:59 AM
+1 for the Keith Laumer quote, which is passably obscure, for Fark

I'm kind of looking forward to this movie. I mean, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel getting their MMA on? Sign me up... and, Colin Farrell is just far enough on the other side of 'bad-ass' to make the Richter character transformation more believable. Don't get me wrong, the original was great, but The Governator had 'bad-ass' written all over him, making his Richter kind of weak.

Saw it as a preview this weekend, before both Prometheus (*sigh* So much potential wasted.) and Spidey (IMO, best Spider-Man yet.)
 
2012-07-19 02:25:29 PM

fustanella: slotz: fustanella: Eccentrica Gallumbits, to the white courtesy phone. We're ready for your closeup.

Thank you. I often wondered why, when the previous version of the movie was new, no one mentioned that this little conceit was lifted from Hitchhikers.

/or is it in the Dick novel even before that? Haven't read it.

It would have been a nice passing comment. Something for the adults to chuckle over and the kidlets to act all scandalized about.


Did I....say.....something wrong?
 
2012-07-19 07:34:44 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: That was what I was wondering. Are the 2 at the sides actually her real breasts with just a fake one sat in between? Cause it seems like there's too much space in between than it would be with normal breasts. But if all 3 are fake, I can't see where they've disguised her real breasts.


The middle one is real, it's the other two that are fake.
 
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