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(TMZ)   The Ultimate Warrior is accused of ripping off $30,000 worth of merchandise and ring-worn gear from a collector. This is almost as bad as the time Warrior raped Santa Claus and stole his costume   (tmz.com) divider line 57
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2012-07-18 08:06:19 AM  
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2012-07-18 09:50:00 AM  
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2012-07-18 09:51:30 AM  
This guy is about to put Warrior's plane into a nose dive.
 
2012-07-18 09:54:30 AM  
THE WARRIOR HAS LOOKED UP TO THE GODS, AND THEY HAVE COMMANDED HIM TO BRING DOWN DESTRUCITY AND INTENSE FOKE UPON THE LANGUID LAX LOSERS OF LOSERDOM, FOR THEIRS IS A DIRE FATE INDEED, AND THE WARRIORS SHALL BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD, AND REACH I-MOR-TA-LI-TYYYYYYYYY......

SSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
 
2012-07-18 09:56:58 AM  
He just wants his crystals back.
 
2012-07-18 09:58:04 AM  
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2012-07-18 09:59:15 AM  
 
2012-07-18 10:00:31 AM  
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2012-07-18 10:01:26 AM  
www.almightyphilly.com

"Yes, the gentleman in the back of the room with the bandana, sunglasses, and mustache. No, no I will not back down from the statements I made about you and Brutus. Next questionnnnnnnnnaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
 
2012-07-18 10:06:31 AM  

verbaltoxin: THE WARRIOR HAS LOOKED UP TO THE GODS, AND THEY HAVE COMMANDED HIM TO BRING DOWN DESTRUCITY AND INTENSE FOKE UPON THE LANGUID LAX LOSERS OF LOSERDOM, FOR THEIRS IS A DIRE FATE INDEED, AND THE WARRIORS SHALL BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD, AND REACH I-MOR-TA-LI-TYYYYYYYYY......

SSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH


best. ever.
 
2012-07-18 10:13:46 AM  
 
2012-07-18 10:24:10 AM  
YOU'RE NEXT, HOKE HOGAN!!!!!1!!!
 
2012-07-18 10:29:22 AM  
Joe Greed seen shaking his head in sadness.
 
2012-07-18 10:33:44 AM  
Macho and Andre are dead, Hogan's a shell of himself, partially destroyed by his shrew of an ex-wife, Flair will show up to the opening of an envelope if you pay him, and Warrior is... this.

Are there any 80's WM headliners who are living a normal life?

Steamboat seems to the most well adjusted, along with DiBiase...
 
2012-07-18 10:35:46 AM  

MattyFridays: Macho and Andre are dead, Hogan's a shell of himself, partially destroyed by his shrew of an ex-wife, Flair will show up to the opening of an envelope if you pay him, and Warrior is... this.

Are there any 80's WM headliners who are living a normal life?

Steamboat seems to the most well adjusted, along with DiBiase...


Steamboat never headlined a Mania. I'd say Piper over DiBiase (too jesusy)
 
2012-07-18 10:39:24 AM  
 
2012-07-18 10:40:05 AM  
Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?
 
2012-07-18 10:51:04 AM  

MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?


Pure myth! The Ultimate Warrior was NEVER played by two guys.

The second one was Chyna. :P

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2012-07-18 11:05:09 AM  
Looking back on the wrestling world, I now realize the awesomeness that was Ravishing Rick Rude. The dude would just make out with chicks all the time...must have been the stache.
 
2012-07-18 11:10:59 AM  

The1andonlyZack:
Steamboat never headlined a Mania. I'd say Piper over DiBiase (too jesusy)


*shrug* Just because you're Jesusy doesn't mean you're living your life wrong or you're hate-mongering like Westboro. DiBiase used Jesus to turn his life around, so I can't fault him for that. Jericho is born again too, but he doesn't put his faith on display like a lot of others. (HBK)
 
2012-07-18 11:26:30 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Looking back on the wrestling world, I now realize the awesomeness that was Ravishing Rick Rude. The dude would just make out with chicks all the time...must have been the stache.


Bret Hart wrote a really good piece about Rude afer he died. Turns out the guy never took his wedding ring off, even when wrestling. He used to wrap it in tape. He used to laugh at all the negative mail his character used to get, he just couldn't get what was so upsetting.
 
2012-07-18 11:30:53 AM  

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2012-07-18 11:42:22 AM  

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Every single one of those has been scraped away by the base network's firewalls. What exactly are you declaring?
 
2012-07-18 11:50:48 AM  

Captain Steroid: MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?

Pure myth! The Ultimate Warrior was NEVER played by two guys.

The second one was Chyna. :P

Steve DiSalvo.

/Pet peeve
 
2012-07-18 12:13:40 PM  

MattyFridays: Are there any 80's WM headliners who are living a normal life?


Rowdy Roddy Piper is doing alright I think. He was part of the main event for WM 1.
 
2012-07-18 12:13:57 PM  
www.i-mockery.com

You tell me that's not Santa Claus rape. Santa even has Destrucity-filled Warrior Jizz on his holly, jolly Santa manboob!
 
2012-07-18 12:55:54 PM  

MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?


One of the companies brought in a character called "The Renegade" who was essentially an Ultimate Warrior knock-off Link
 
2012-07-18 01:02:18 PM  

chechcal: MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?

One of the companies brought in a character called "The Renegade" who was essentially an Ultimate Warrior knock-off Link


Renegade was also one of the spare Warriors during the horrible 1998 WCW run.

He then committed suicide in 1999.
 
2012-07-18 01:13:33 PM  

MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?


Yes, if you count Daniel Tosh
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2012-07-18 01:13:49 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: MattyFridays: Are there any 80's WM headliners who are living a normal life?

Rowdy Roddy Piper is doing alright I think. He was part of the main event for WM 1.


Yeah, Piper's doing OK. He's used the right way. Special appearances, get a big pop, throw off a couple of one liners, and fade away for a few months.

Reading what Flair's financial situation is like is just depressing. His whole situation - financial, family, etc. is just a mess. He's worse than Hogan, if that's possible.

What amazes me is that Scott Hall is still alive. It makes you wonder how REALLY messed up other wrestlers are for them to die and Hall is still with us.
 
2012-07-18 01:27:48 PM  

MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?


There was only one Ultimate Warrior... Jim Hellwig. The rumors of a dead Warrior and a replacement sprung up in late '91 when Warrior disappeared over a payoff dispute. When he returned in 1992, he had shorter hair that was dyed blonde, and he was noticeably smaller because he had to lay off the steroids because the feds were after Vince McMahon. Because of the drastic change in his look, the Warrior died and was replaced rumor began.

Most people said Kerry Von Erich replaced the Warrior, even though by that point KVE could barely wrestle as himself, much less anyone else.

/later, Warrior legally changed his name to "Warrior" because of a trademark dispute with Vince McMahon.
 
2012-07-18 01:34:02 PM  
THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF COMBAT!
 
2012-07-18 01:38:59 PM  
Oh, and in the rush to mock Warrior, we all forgot one thing... the guy who was ripped off collects worn tights from wrestlers.

I wonder how much this guy would pay for the singlet Andre the Giant shiat in when he splashed Bad News Brown? Or Sid's Wrestlemania XIII trunks?
 
2012-07-18 01:53:30 PM  

r0cj07p: MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?

Yes, if you count Daniel Tosh
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Awesome web redemption. Just purely awesome.
 
2012-07-18 02:44:37 PM  
HOW MUST I PREPARE? SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING? SHOULD I LIE DOWN ON THE LAWN AND LET THEM RUN OVER ME WITH LAWNMOWERS? SHOULD I GO TO AFRICA AND LET THEM TRAMPLE ME WITH RAAAAGING ELEPHANTS?
 
2012-07-18 03:15:54 PM  
I guess it's still real to him, too, dammit.
 
2012-07-18 03:20:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?

There was only one Ultimate Warrior... Jim Hellwig. The rumors of a dead Warrior and a replacement sprung up in late '91 when Warrior disappeared over a payoff dispute. When he returned in 1992, he had shorter hair that was dyed blonde, and he was noticeably smaller because he had to lay off the steroids because the feds were after Vince McMahon. Because of the drastic change in his look, the Warrior died and was replaced rumor began.

Most people said Kerry Von Erich replaced the Warrior, even though by that point KVE could barely wrestle as himself, much less anyone else.

/later, Warrior legally changed his name to "Warrior" because of a trademark dispute with Vince McMahon.


Wasn't kve about a foot taller than warrior. Its not like replacement sin caras. The height difference should be pretty obvious.
 
2012-07-18 03:34:10 PM  
I never got into wrestling when Warrior was around, so at first I was mistaking the all-caps screaming using every word in the English language to be Jim Ross soundbites.
 
2012-07-18 03:37:36 PM  

MattyFridays: What amazes me is that Scott Hall is still alive. It makes you wonder how REALLY messed up other wrestlers are for them to die and Hall is still with us.


At last check he was training his son to wrestle, so maybe his final purpose in life is to get his son famous in wrestling and make one final run as Razor Ramon managing his son before he departs the WWE and the rest of the planet for good.
 
2012-07-18 03:52:04 PM  

MattyFridays: Reading what Flair's financial situation is like is just depressing. His whole situation - financial, family, etc. is just a mess. He's worse than Hogan, if that's possible.

What amazes me is that Scott Hall is still alive. It makes you wonder how REALLY messed up other wrestlers are for them to die and Hall is still with us.


Hogan still has more than enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life, even with the divorce. Flair...yikes. He's pretty much flat broke these days. Personal troubles, money troubles, health troubles, sheesh.

Scott Hall appears to have enough money to survive, but who knows how long that one will stick around. Seeing the physical differences between Hall ca 1994 and Hall ca 2010, it's unbelievable. He's got pretty much permanent brain damage.
 
2012-07-18 04:05:50 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: MattyFridays: Reading what Flair's financial situation is like is just depressing. His whole situation - financial, family, etc. is just a mess. He's worse than Hogan, if that's possible.

What amazes me is that Scott Hall is still alive. It makes you wonder how REALLY messed up other wrestlers are for them to die and Hall is still with us.

Hogan still has more than enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life, even with the divorce. Flair...yikes. He's pretty much flat broke these days. Personal troubles, money troubles, health troubles, sheesh.

Scott Hall appears to have enough money to survive, but who knows how long that one will stick around. Seeing the physical differences between Hall ca 1994 and Hall ca 2010, it's unbelievable. He's got pretty much permanent brain damage.


Hall was on an E:60 episode last year. He was pale and puffy, due to his health and all the meds he's on. Well that, and the booze.
 
2012-07-18 05:45:26 PM  
Came for the pic of U.W. on his knees holding hands with (what appears to be) an orgasmic Hulk. I'll check back later...
 
2012-07-18 05:48:07 PM  
After that E60 he stopped working with his son, or the other way around. Either way, I get the impression even he's surprised he's still alive.
 
2012-07-18 05:51:54 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Came for the pic of U.W. on his knees holding hands with (what appears to be) an orgasmic Hulk. I'll check back later...


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This one?

/hot
 
2012-07-18 05:59:55 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Scott Hall appears to have enough money to survive, but who knows how long that one will stick around. Seeing the physical differences between Hall ca 1994 and Hall ca 2010, it's unbelievable. He's got pretty much permanent brain damage.



Strangely enough, George "The Animal" Steele pretty much looks the same as he did 25 years ago.
 
2012-07-18 06:21:34 PM  

ebell: GavinTheAlmighty: Scott Hall appears to have enough money to survive, but who knows how long that one will stick around. Seeing the physical differences between Hall ca 1994 and Hall ca 2010, it's unbelievable. He's got pretty much permanent brain damage.


Strangely enough, George "The Animal" Steele pretty much looks the same as he did 25 years ago.


He's been the same bald, old looking guy for 40 years, not 25...

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2012-07-18 07:42:36 PM  

MattyFridays: What amazes me is that Scott Hall is still alive. It makes you wonder how REALLY messed up other wrestlers are for them to die and Hall is still with us.


I see your Scott Hall and raise you a Jake Roberts. Then again, Jake's entire life has been pretty much the shiats.
 
2012-07-18 09:17:21 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Ooba Tooba: Came for the pic of U.W. on his knees holding hands with (what appears to be) an orgasmic Hulk. I'll check back later...

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This one?

/hot


That's the one, brother!
 
2012-07-18 09:30:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?

There was only one Ultimate Warrior... Jim Hellwig. The rumors of a dead Warrior and a replacement sprung up in late '91 when Warrior disappeared over a payoff dispute. When he returned in 1992, he had shorter hair that was dyed blonde, and he was noticeably smaller because he had to lay off the steroids because the feds were after Vince McMahon. Because of the drastic change in his look, the Warrior died and was replaced rumor began.

Most people said Kerry Von Erich replaced the Warrior, even though by that point KVE could barely wrestle as himself, much less anyone else.

/later, Warrior legally changed his name to "Warrior" because of a trademark dispute with Vince McMahon.

Wasn't kve about a foot taller than warrior. Its not like replacement sin caras. The height difference should be pretty obvious.


It's strange how this rumor got started. I heard these rumors even BEFORE this. Wrestling fans claimed the dingo warrior was the original and he was only in wee for a few months before he had a heart attack.

/FARKING PRE-INTERNET MEME's
//how do they work
//jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg..
 
2012-07-18 11:37:12 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: MFAWG: Weren't there 2 different guys who played that role?

There was only one Ultimate Warrior... Jim Hellwig. The rumors of a dead Warrior and a replacement sprung up in late '91 when Warrior disappeared over a payoff dispute. When he returned in 1992, he had shorter hair that was dyed blonde, and he was noticeably smaller because he had to lay off the steroids because the feds were after Vince McMahon. Because of the drastic change in his look, the Warrior died and was replaced rumor began.

Most people said Kerry Von Erich replaced the Warrior, even though by that point KVE could barely wrestle as himself, much less anyone else.

/later, Warrior legally changed his name to "Warrior" because of a trademark dispute with Vince McMahon.

Wasn't kve about a foot taller than warrior. Its not like replacement sin caras. The height difference should be pretty obvious.

It's strange how this rumor got started. I heard these rumors even BEFORE this. Wrestling fans claimed the dingo warrior was the original and he was only in wee for a few months before he had a heart attack.

/FARKING PRE-INTERNET MEME's
//how do they work
//jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg..


yes. that ultimate warrior rumor was all over my 5th grade class as well.
 
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