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2012-07-18 11:11:33 AM
I need to get back in school
 
2012-07-18 11:13:31 AM
meh... not news anymore. Seems like they all are doing it.


Wait, it was a male teacher & female student?


HANG HIM!!!
 
2012-07-18 11:14:08 AM
The NFL arrest stories were giving the "teacher sex" stories a run for their money this week, but it looks like teacher sex is going to pull it out.
 
2012-07-18 11:16:25 AM
My biggest problem with the story is that the teacher was able to physically walk out of the home after the father confronted him and that no ER personnel were required.
 
2012-07-18 11:16:56 AM
What is it with American teachers?
 
2012-07-18 11:17:56 AM
Spanish Teacher huh, if she spoke Greek she wouldn't have gotten pregnant and thereby arrested.
 
2012-07-18 11:19:11 AM

gmoney101: What is it with American teachers?


They're horney.
 
2012-07-18 11:19:41 AM

Brick-House: Spanish Teacher huh, if she spoke Greek she wouldn't have gotten pregnant and thereby arrested.


I think you want the other thread, Boyo. Easy mistake though, all things considered.
 
2012-07-18 11:19:52 AM

Cybernetic: The NFL arrest stories were giving the "teacher sex" stories a run for their money this week, but it looks like teacher sex is going to pull it out.


BUKKAKE!!!!
 
2012-07-18 11:20:58 AM

Brick-House: gmoney101: What is it with American teachers?

They're horney.


wwwdelivery.superstock.com
 
2012-07-18 11:21:28 AM

abfalter: My biggest problem with the story is that the teacher was able to physically walk out of the home after the father confronted him and that no ER personnel were required.


Yes, sex with a 17 year old is so horrifying. Totally justifies assault.
 
2012-07-18 11:23:12 AM
Exactly how do you go about to "arrage to have sex"? Is that like Rage Sex? That's sometimes fun...
 
2012-07-18 11:23:22 AM
after seeing him I can only imagine what she looks like.
 
2012-07-18 11:23:25 AM

unchellmatt: Brick-House: Spanish Teacher huh, if she spoke Greek she wouldn't have gotten pregnant and thereby arrested.

I think you want the other thread, Boyo. Easy mistake though, all things considered.


Opps... posting from my phone where fat fingers really matter. But at least I was close.

Thanks.
 
2012-07-18 11:24:34 AM

Ned Stark: abfalter: My biggest problem with the story is that the teacher was able to physically walk out of the home after the father confronted him and that no ER personnel were required.

Yes, sex with a 17 year old is so horrifying. Totally justifies assault.


With my hypothetical 17-year-old daughter who is still in high school? You're damned right, it totally justifies assault.
 
2012-07-18 11:26:12 AM

residentgeek: With my hypothetical 17-year-old daughter who is still in high school? You're damned right, it totally justifies assault.


www.sg.hu
 
2012-07-18 11:27:06 AM
The kid was probably asking for it, dressing in clothes and such.
 
2012-07-18 11:27:14 AM
umm.. to the dad... STAND YOUR GROUND!!!
 
2012-07-18 11:27:39 AM
Teacher sex trifecta in play?
 
2012-07-18 11:28:54 AM
Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age


Well, just a little over half. Close enough for a song reference.
 
2012-07-18 11:29:50 AM
Teacher looked pretty much exactly how I thought he'd look.
 
2012-07-18 11:30:22 AM
The only thing "arrage" in this story is the father....
 
hej
2012-07-18 11:30:59 AM
I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.
 
2012-07-18 11:32:56 AM
You're not a teacher submitter, nor are you having sex with anyone underage.
 
2012-07-18 11:33:49 AM

Cybernetic: The NFL arrest stories were giving the "teacher sex" stories a run for their money this week, but it looks like teacher sex is going to pull it out.


AS long as teachers and students keep putting it in they will.
 
hej
2012-07-18 11:36:06 AM

Cybernetic: The NFL arrest stories were giving the "teacher sex" stories a run for their money this week, but it looks like teacher sex is going to pull it out.


What you did there, I see it...
 
2012-07-18 11:37:17 AM

umrdyldo: I need to get back in school


No, kidding. When I was in School teachers were not cool. They were not looked at as even remotely cool.

I blame Glee, Fark you Glee!
 
2012-07-18 11:37:18 AM

hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.


I think it's more the twice her age and her farking teacher aspect. Most parents expect their kids to eventually have sex, but they expect the experimentation to be with a peer, or at the very least not with somebody in a position of authority.
 
2012-07-18 11:40:15 AM

hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.


Well it is still a bit skeevy since he's in a position of authority. Should be fired. And not allowed to teach anymore. But aside from that meh. A thousand hours picking up litter or whatever should suffice.(but we'll destroy his life instead, because hey, why the hell not.
 
2012-07-18 11:40:15 AM
You'd think it would be the attractive male teachers that were nailing students. Who in their right mind would touch that guy at 17? I'll bet she's homely.
 
2012-07-18 11:41:48 AM

hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.


It's not that he had sex with a 17 year old (unless that's illegal in Florida, in which case that is the issue). It's that they're in a position of authority over the 17 year old and having sex with them. He's legally a mentor to a child, which makes the whole thing really skeevy.

/When I see stories where the girl was like 11, I get my ITG rage on along with everyone else (seriously, dude, WTF??!?!!). But stories like this make me sad. The video said he spoke at a memorial for students last year, so he seems to be popular and well-respected in his community. He's on the worship team at his church, so he's well respected there as well. He threw it all away for some almost legal sex. If he had just waited until she graduated, he could have had her all he wanted. But no, he couldn't control his dick and now all the respect he has is gone. Everything positive he did in his school, church, and community is wiped out. It doesn't make me angry. It makes me sad for all involved.
 
2012-07-18 11:42:08 AM

miscreant: hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.

I think it's more the twice her age and her farking teacher aspect. Most parents expect their kids to eventually have sex, but they expect the experimentation to be with a peer, or at the very least not with somebody in a position of authority.


Also, don't forget, you don't want the next story of a teacher quitting his or her job and family for an 18 year old former student to be about your daughter or son.
 
2012-07-18 11:43:45 AM
www.idolol.com

/couldn't find the blonde in the locker room one...
 
2012-07-18 11:45:35 AM

hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.


...aaaand here we go, with the hair-splitting cut-and-paste arguments from guys wanting to make stuff seem less shiatty, in case that they may want to commit such acts one day. Soon to follow: "some girls are more sexually mature than their peers, and totally are into creepy middle age dudes who seem unable to score sex partners within their age range!"
 
2012-07-18 11:47:13 AM
Age of consent for persons over 24 in Florida is 18. So if you're under 24 in FL, you can bone a 17 year old. So this 32 yr old teacher is now himself boned.
 
2012-07-18 11:48:05 AM

hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.


In this case, I think the issue here is not so much that some older guy was banging a 17-year-old, but rather that, as her teacher, he is in a position of authority over her. Definitely more skeevy than if it was just some older guy she hooked up through Craig's List.

/did TFA make anybody else think of Election?
//"her p***y gets so wet, you just wouldn't believe it"
 
2012-07-18 11:49:16 AM
Protip: If you're a teacher and having sex with one of your underage students, do not!

FIXED
 
hej
2012-07-18 11:50:20 AM

gunga galunga: hej: I like the ITG's talking about how horrible it is to bang a 17 year old (which, by the way, is legal in most states), as if the moment they turn 18 they magically transform into totally different and significantly wiser people overnight.

In this case, I think the issue here is not so much that some older guy was banging a 17-year-old, but rather that, as her teacher, he is in a position of authority over her. Definitely more skeevy than if it was just some older guy she hooked up through Craig's List.


Yeah, but you don't see anybody crapping their pants over a corporate big-wig banging his secretary. Besides,, with everybody biatching about how under compensated public school teachers are, you'd think we'd give stuff like this a pass.
 
2012-07-18 11:50:41 AM

ferretman: [www.idolol.com image 600x477]

/couldn't find the blonde in the locker room one...


I honesty dont know any piece of ass worth going to jail over, but she is a cutie. However, 18 baby gotta be 18. You know what they do to guys like me in prison, make me toss the salad. sex with one hottie one night is not worth a lifetime of the Tossed salad man.
 
2012-07-18 11:52:37 AM

Moonfisher: You'd think it would be the attractive male teachers that were nailing students. Who in their right mind would touch that guy at 17? I'll bet she's homely.


He's not that bad looking there Studman69. The real world doesn't go

George Clooney-Yes
Brad Pitt-Probably
Hugh Jackman-Maybe if I were drunk
Johnny Depp--->3.5 billion other guys--->Sloth-I would not touch that for all the gold in Fort Knox.
 
2012-07-18 11:56:05 AM

ferretman: [www.idolol.com image 600x477]

/couldn't find the blonde in the locker room one...


you know the best thing about pictures? they don't farking talk
 
2012-07-18 12:00:02 PM
At her house??!! Wishful dinking, bro.
 
2012-07-18 12:18:28 PM

oldsbone: Moonfisher: You'd think it would be the attractive male teachers that were nailing students. Who in their right mind would touch that guy at 17? I'll bet she's homely.

He's not that bad looking there Studman69. The real world doesn't go

George Clooney-Yes
Brad Pitt-Probably
Hugh Jackman-Maybe if I were drunk
Johnny Depp--->3.5 billion other guys--->Sloth-I would not touch that for all the gold in Fort Knox.


He's alright for women his own age. Were I single, I'd probably date him. But when I was 17, no way.
 
2012-07-18 12:20:56 PM
I love that in the video they knew he was in jail, but went to his house to knock and were surprised he wasn't home.
 
2012-07-18 12:26:00 PM
So which do we think it is:

1. Teachers have always been farking students and no one noticed (or they were better at keeping it secret).
2. There has been a remarkable increase in the number of teachers faring their students

Choose one.
 
2012-07-18 12:30:42 PM

tacojohn: I love that in the video they knew he was in jail, but went to his house to knock and were surprised he wasn't home.


I saw that as a stupid ploy to imply guilt. 'If he was innocent, he would answer the door' ploy that some would actually fall for.

Did you notice at the end of the video that this guy spoke at the memorial service the two kids killed last year by their mom? I recall that story and now have 'It's a small world after all' stuck in my head.
 
2012-07-18 01:15:34 PM
He looks like the cyber teacher in the commercials here in PA.
 
2012-07-18 02:40:07 PM
17 is not under-aged.

/good parenting, dad
 
2012-07-18 03:24:50 PM

Dirtybird971: after seeing him I can only imagine what she looks like.


From what angle?
 
2012-07-18 03:56:51 PM
How did img1.fark.net tag get trumped by img1.fark.net tag? Florida tag includes stupid by default... along with many others.
 
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