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(MSNBC)   Mitt Romney plans overseas campaign trip, presumably to visit all his bank accounts   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 65
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2012-07-18 09:48:04 AM
You have to visit your money once in a while so it knows you still love it.

Poor people just hate money, instead of sending to the Bahamas to get a nice tan, they spend it all on stuff like food, and rent.
 
2012-07-18 10:02:30 AM
Snorted coffee through my nose, subby. I'll be smelling Green Mountain Donut House all day...
 
2012-07-18 10:11:43 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 10:12:10 AM
You know what they do in Switzerland, don't you Mitt?

datacenteroverlords.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-18 10:12:52 AM

NateGrey: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]


Damn you, Mr. Grey!
 
2012-07-18 10:14:32 AM
Dammit subby, you made me interrupt a meeting laughing at that.
 
2012-07-18 10:15:01 AM
It's not getting much play but I like "swissboating."
 
2012-07-18 10:15:04 AM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

If Romney manages to fill even the front row of an event with anything other than reporters, staff, and other people paid to be there, I'll be surprised.
 
2012-07-18 10:15:37 AM

coeyagi: NateGrey: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]

Damn you, Mr. Grey!


lol, this is now a Scrooge and his money bin thread.
 
2012-07-18 10:15:53 AM

coeyagi: NateGrey: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]

Damn you, Mr. Grey!


Let's just hope that Obama's campaign and/or the tag team of TDS & TCR credit you two (and Disney) for the campaign ad they're gonna make.

/Mitt's not helping the American economy by spending money in Europe
 
2012-07-18 10:16:27 AM
I'm already looking forward to watching Mitt's flop sweat performance on the international stage.
 
2012-07-18 10:16:45 AM
Or the people he created jobs for?

/I'll be here all week
 
2012-07-18 10:18:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 10:18:39 AM

NateGrey: coeyagi: NateGrey: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]

Damn you, Mr. Grey!

lol, this is now a Scrooge and his money bin thread.


chelsea.theoffside.com
 
2012-07-18 10:18:57 AM
I can only imagine the only place he is going is Israel, the guy who owns him really likes the place.
 
2012-07-18 10:20:54 AM
I know this is supposed to boost his foreign policy cred, but it's not going to work
 
2012-07-18 10:20:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 10:21:28 AM
Yeah. Israel, land of compelled military service, VAT, legal acceptance of gays for 30+ years, high income tax rates (in line with most of the developed world) and lower wealth inequality, and a better education system is gonna LOVE a guy who got missionary deferments (ask any 10 Israelis how they feel about Haredim shirking their duties), hates taxes and gays, and wants to privatize and commoditize education.

Brilliant move.

// the Republicans - Shasies - who live there will love it, but the ~80% of American-Israelis who are more left-wing than their American-American counterparts...won't
 
2012-07-18 10:21:31 AM

Headso: I can only imagine the only place he is going is Israel, the guy who owns him really likes the place.


Actually, this is really just an excuse to go to London and watch his show horse compete for the Gold
 
2012-07-18 10:21:44 AM
How Rmoney/Republicans view the Government/IRS

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-18 10:23:25 AM

Dwight_Yeast: I know this is supposed to boost his foreign policy cred, but it's not going to work


What, the masses of French he converted to Mormonism while the Vietnam War was going on don't impress you?
 
2012-07-18 10:23:34 AM
Smarter than Sarah Palin, please pick him for Republican VP:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-18 10:24:23 AM
Is he hoping the Decemberists will show up?
 
2012-07-18 10:25:48 AM
crayfisher.files.wordpress.com

/maybe Romney can accept donations on foreign credit cards just like The One did
 
2012-07-18 10:25:51 AM
ex-pats and all that notwithstanding one has to wonder about the legality of this fund raising.
 
2012-07-18 10:27:22 AM
FTA: "They're a source not only of votes, but of campaign funds"

I don't understand the distinction.
 
2012-07-18 10:27:24 AM
F*ck you taxman, this is another 1% and I worked hard to earn it despite being retroactively retired!

mreb.exbdblogs.com
 
2012-07-18 10:30:43 AM
Wait, weren't the republicans the ones who said in 2008 that you shouldn't campaign in foreign countries?
 
2012-07-18 10:33:56 AM

quatchi: I'm already looking forward to watching Mitt's flop sweat performance on the international stage.


I expect some epic lulz out of this as well, but it will be hard to top Lieberman repeatedly having to correct McCain about the different factions in Iraq.
 
2012-07-18 10:36:13 AM

Karac: Wait, weren't the republicans the ones who said in 2008 that you shouldn't campaign in foreign countries?


I believe they were the ones who said 28 minutes ago that Obummer is going to France to campaign.
 
2012-07-18 10:36:40 AM
I'd be surprised if he raised a penny in London. We don't have reality distorting news over here, so everyone likes Obama and thinks the Republican party has gone insane. Even those on the far right.
 
2012-07-18 10:37:26 AM

beta_plus: [crayfisher.files.wordpress.com image 350x382]

/maybe Romney can accept donations on foreign credit cards just like The One did


This just in: politicians get donations from others in power for favors. Ric Romero with the details at 11.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:12 AM

Lost Thought 00: Headso: I can only imagine the only place he is going is Israel, the guy who owns him really likes the place.

Actually, this is really just an excuse to go to London and watch his show horse compete for the Gold


I really hope that horse wins.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:13 AM

verbaltoxin: beta_plus: [crayfisher.files.wordpress.com image 350x382]

/maybe Romney can accept donations on foreign credit cards just like The One did

This just in: politicians get donations from others in power for favors. Ric Romero with the details at 11.


So you're now OK with foreigners giving funds to presidential candidates.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:17 AM
I bet that in every speech he extolls the wonders of the US healthcare system and the magic of its investment bankers.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:23 AM

Bungles: I'd be surprised if he raised a penny in London. We don't have reality distorting news over here, so everyone likes Obama and thinks the Republican party has gone insane. Even those on the far right.


Your far right looks like a bunch of Beatnik potheads crossing Abbey Road compared to our far right. I wish our tards would just gorge themselves on bangers and mash and a few pints of Newcastle and just STFU.
 
2012-07-18 10:40:36 AM
Obama goes overseas: SOSHALIZMS!!!!SOSHALIZMS!!!!

Rmoney goes overseas: ?
 
2012-07-18 10:42:31 AM
You do that Mitt. Try to distract from your terrible week by turning the discussion to foreign policy. It's not like that's one of Obama's strong areas.
 
2012-07-18 10:42:53 AM

beta_plus: /maybe Romney can accept donations on foreign credit cards just like The One did


Wait, are you saying the nature of campaign funds *GASP* matters????
 
2012-07-18 10:44:17 AM

beta_plus: [crayfisher.files.wordpress.com image 350x382]

/maybe Romney can accept donations on foreign credit cards just like The One did


Why do you call him The One? Do you think you're in the Matrix, or something?
 
2012-07-18 10:45:01 AM

born_yesterday: Obama goes overseas: SOSHALIZMS!!!!SOSHALIZMS!!!!

Rmoney goes overseas: ?


Rmoney goes overseas: Retroactively return tea from Boston, undo Revolutionary War.
 
2012-07-18 10:47:42 AM
s17.postimage.org

Thanks Nina
 
2012-07-18 10:48:20 AM

Karac: Wait, weren't the republicans the ones who said in 2008 that you shouldn't campaign in foreign countries?


They certainly said you can't say anything bad about the president while on foreign soil. I'm sure the GOP will hold Mitt to the same standards they held the Dixie Chicks. Unless of course they feel the office he's running for is less important than the playlist on the local country radio station.
 
2012-07-18 10:49:26 AM

Lost Thought 00: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x378]

If Romney manages to fill even the front row of an event with anything other than reporters, staff, and other people paid to be there, I'll be surprised.


Well, it's easier to throw stuff at him from the front row.
 
2012-07-18 10:51:38 AM

Bungles: I'd be surprised if he raised a penny in London. We don't have reality distorting news over here, so everyone likes Obama and thinks the Republican party has gone insane. Even those on the far right.


I predict a last-minute multi-million dollar money bomb from a Mister "Robert Mordock."
 
2012-07-18 10:51:54 AM

beta_plus: verbaltoxin: beta_plus: [crayfisher.files.wordpress.com image 350x382]

/maybe Romney can accept donations on foreign credit cards just like The One did

This just in: politicians get donations from others in power for favors. Ric Romero with the details at 11.

So you're now OK with foreigners giving funds to presidential candidates.


Dude, I already looked it up, and all the sources for these supposed "foreign donors" comes from great blogs of repute like Gateway Pundit and Pajamas Media. Sure, okay. Now let's talk about the existence of unicorns while we're at it. I'm sure Obama is hiding those somewhere too.

Naturally, Snopes already debunked this crap back in 2008. Link

So all my jokes about Romero and obvious crap aside, you're f*cking a four yr old chicken corpse.

That's just messed up, man.
 
2012-07-18 10:53:05 AM
I'm an American living abroad with a foreign credit card. Are my donations not allowed? I wasn't aware of that, beta_plus.
 
2012-07-18 10:55:51 AM
blogs.thetimes-tribune.com
 
2012-07-18 10:59:30 AM

Dr Dreidel: Yeah. Israel, land of compelled military service, VAT, legal acceptance of gays for 30+ years, high income tax rates (in line with most of the developed world) and lower wealth inequality, and a better education system is gonna LOVE a guy who got missionary deferments (ask any 10 Israelis how they feel about Haredim shirking their duties), hates taxes and gays, and wants to privatize and commoditize education.

Brilliant move.

// the Republicans - Shasies - who live there will love it, but the ~80% of American-Israelis who are more left-wing than their American-American counterparts...won't


Plus, its hard to get a Terrorist State to get behind a Republican.
 
2012-07-18 11:02:53 AM
At this point it's probably the best idea to get Romney out of the country. He has caused enough embarrassment domestically.
 
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