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(Phoenix New Times)   News article reviews Joe Arpaio birther "evidence" with the respect that it deserves   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 29
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2012-07-18 09:49:14 AM
13 votes:

cman: Can someone explain to me why the fine folks of Maricopa County elected this moron?


Neither of the fine folks there voted for him.
2012-07-18 10:10:08 AM
10 votes:
On the next episode of Cold Case Posse: Wacky shenanigans ensue as Sheriff Joe and The Posse® travel to New Jersey to find Jimmy Hoffa's body. Trouble is heating up for Joe's personal life, as his wife is starting to suspect he's been sleeping with Arlene. Meanwhile, John gets his cancer test results back. Billy and Artie hit the streets of Newark, but get sidetracked at a gentleman's club, much to the dismay of Joe.
2012-07-18 09:56:24 AM
9 votes:

The Why Not Guy: GAT_00: I would suspect that if the reporter is ever in Maricopa County he's going to be subject to some totally justified and not at all motivated police beating.

Ok, I'll bite. Why would a police beating be justified?


Because the reporter would violate Phoenix municipal code 12.14.1.a, Failure to Detect Sarcasm?
2012-07-18 11:21:20 AM
6 votes:
January 20th, 2017. Barack Obama, now a private citizen, leaves President Clinton's inauguration and boards a flight for Phoenix Arizona. Hours later he arrives at the doorstep of Joe Arpaio, former Sherrif of Maricopa County and rings the doorbell. The door opens and and Arpaio's khaki pants darken at the crotch. Obama smiles and then knocks Arpaio the fark out.
2012-07-18 10:09:41 AM
4 votes:

ibn-Muad'Dib: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You're right of course,but the author may not have written the headline and the article is definitely worth the read.

No, the article was not worth the read. Why do we have to read silly articles about silly people who have not yet grown up?


Boy, are you in the wrong place.
2012-07-18 10:26:51 AM
3 votes:
I began to question Arpaio's judgment when he ordered his posse to travel to Hawaii on horseback.
2012-07-18 09:49:15 AM
3 votes:
"Mistakes doesn't happen on my watch," the old lady Lee reportedly told conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi --

I'm happy mistakes doesn't happen.
2012-07-18 12:20:27 PM
2 votes:
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2012-07-18 10:22:26 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: "Mistakes doesn't happen on my watch," the old lady Lee reportedly told conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi

Indeed they doesn't.
2012-07-18 10:16:18 AM
2 votes:
Great article, and epic Fark thread on this yesterday.

Once Joe Arpaio is no longer a sheriff, I hope to God that Fox News gives him a job. Maybe an hour long "investigative" show, and let him keep his Cold Case Posse.

I mean, there's very little hillbilly satire on TV these days. I've had my fill of rednecks making moonshine on Discovery, or unwashed hicks rassling catfish or alligators in the swamp.

I want me some good ole fashioned Arpaio truthifying!
2012-07-18 09:51:48 AM
2 votes:
I couldn't read the article after the author called Joe Arpaio's posse the Scooby Doo Gang. That name is an insult to the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency and all of the real investigative work they actually did.
2012-07-18 09:48:00 AM
2 votes:
Okay, which one of you is trolling the comments?

I have written Congressman Marino and Senators Casey and Toomey to call for a complete investigation as to why the White House issued a FAKE Birth Certificate and why the President of the United States still insists its real. God bless Sheriff Joe Arpaio for looking after the Constitutional rights of the citizens in his county. The question is, who is looking out for the rest of the country. Had Barry Soetoro done ANYTHING to make America stronger in any positive definable category this might be a moot point. But seeing the suicidal direction AKA Barrack Hussein Obama II is leading us, and the fraudulent Birth Certificate he issued demands a through and complete investigation. The implications of Congress not investigating this matter is scarier than even a rogue impostor president.
2012-07-18 04:38:23 PM
1 votes:

cubic_spleen: cman: Can someone explain to me why the fine folks of Maricopa County elected this moron?

Because they are Republicans, and therefore motivated by fear and greed above all other considerations. Arpaio is the Platonic ideal of a teabagger.


Quiet, man! cman is himself one of those Republican/teabagger types. He's recently had an epiphany of sorts so now he's a Fark IndependentTM and now not only mocks teabaggers, but has never had any teabagger inclinations of his own.

So be careful. Everyone is just so proud of him, and it would be a shame for you to remind him of the things he's never ever done, said, thought, or felt and make him relapse.

Thanks!
2012-07-18 02:08:19 PM
1 votes:
Personally, I'm just glad the reporter admitted that he owes me a new keyboard.
2012-07-18 12:22:16 PM
1 votes:
perfect comment from those comments:


Can ANY Obama supporters refute what Joe is saying or is all you're capable of is insulting the messenger?
2012-07-18 12:01:32 PM
1 votes:

ibn-Muad'Dib: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You're right of course,but the author may not have written the headline and the article is definitely worth the read.

No, the article was not worth the read. Why do we have to read silly articles about silly people who have not yet grown up?


This just in: Sheriff Joe Arpaio is silly and not grown up.

Thank you for your contribution.
2012-07-18 11:58:46 AM
1 votes:

washington: Was their trip to Hawaii really tax-payer funded? Can anyone verify that?


They've verified it themselves...

The Republic goes on, "The Sheriff's Office also had to cover the costs of airfare and hotel rooms for the deputy and Zullo," although Arpaio claims he "expects" the posse to pay back MCSO.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2012/05/joe_arpaio_obama _ birth_certificate_hawaii_taxpayer_money.php
2012-07-18 11:18:06 AM
1 votes:

part of the problem: That is the most intelligent, well written, and lucid description of what it means to be a liberal I have ever seen.
Though, you could have just shortened it to "I hate people."


You know how it is that liberals always seem to think that they're smarter than conservatives? Here's why: because wingnuts keep demonstrating it time and time again.

It's not that liberals are geniuses. It's that wingnuts are knuckleheads.
2012-07-18 11:00:22 AM
1 votes:
"Look at the evidence and stop worrying about who's in bed with who," Arpaio said.

Aren't you against gay marriage?
2012-07-18 10:59:38 AM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Okay, which one of you is trolling the comments?

I have written Congressman Marino and Senators Casey and Toomey to call for a complete investigation as to why the White House issued a FAKE Birth Certificate and why the President of the United States still insists its real. God bless Sheriff Joe Arpaio for looking after the Constitutional rights of the citizens in his county. The question is, who is looking out for the rest of the country. Had Barry Soetoro done ANYTHING to make America stronger in any positive definable category this might be a moot point. But seeing the suicidal direction AKA Barrack Hussein Obama II is leading us, and the fraudulent Birth Certificate he issued demands a through and complete investigation. The implications of Congress not investigating this matter is scarier than even a rogue impostor president.


Sounds like someone broke the case, President Obama is really Zartan...

/but knowing is only half the battle...
2012-07-18 10:29:42 AM
1 votes:

ibn-Muad'Dib: I am hoping that Nina_Hartley's_Ass was being sarcastic.


What do the words under the Fark logo mean?
2012-07-18 10:28:20 AM
1 votes:
The State of Hawaii was added after my birth. Learnign about it in grade schoold I asked if a person from Hawaii could be come president.
The teacher smiled and said "perhaps, some day"

Didn't think it would be such a big deal back then.
2012-07-18 10:23:09 AM
1 votes:

amindtat: "Mistakes doesn't happen on my watch," the old lady Lee reportedly told conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi --

I'm happy mistakes doesn't happen.


Ah, yes, I see I'm not the only one who picked up on that.

GRAMMAR NAZIS, UNITE!
2012-07-18 10:15:32 AM
1 votes:
FTA:"An elderly man and his friend shouted about the president today."

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2012-07-18 10:09:47 AM
1 votes:
I am hoping that Nina_Hartley's_Ass was being sarcastic.
2012-07-18 09:54:24 AM
1 votes:
So is Joe Arpaio's head going to be popped off and Carl Rove will be discovered inside?
2012-07-18 09:53:16 AM
1 votes:

cman: Can someone explain to me why the fine folks of Maricopa County elected this moron?


My assumption is brain damage.
2012-07-18 09:52:56 AM
1 votes:
"An elderly man and his friend shouted about the president today."

GOLD. Pure gold. Best possible way to start this article.
2012-07-18 02:09:33 AM
1 votes:
That was a legitimately great read. I can only pray that this reporter is hired by a much larger news organization.
 
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