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(JSOnline)   Hottie pays almost $6k per year to sit in the front row behind home plate at Miller Park for every game.... doesn't eat or drink beer, use the bathroom or talk to anyone. She is actually watching the Brewers   (jsonline.com) divider line 80
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2012-07-18 12:02:15 AM
That's a pretty hot 43!
 
2012-07-18 12:12:48 AM
I'd euphemism for sex her.

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2012-07-18 12:20:18 AM
I pay $6k a year buying my ancient first ex-wife COPD meds because she won't quit smoking and I'm a sap.

Who wants pics?
 
2012-07-18 12:32:30 AM
Ummmm, Pleasant to look at
 
2012-07-18 02:44:14 AM
There's something Brewin' ... in my pants!
 
2012-07-18 05:40:13 AM
BarkingUnicorn: That's a pretty hot 43!

She looks great and her attitude makes her even hotter.
 
2012-07-18 07:22:49 AM
(csb)

Best time I ever had at a ballgame was at County Stadium...these four women were celebrating that Helen down dere at da end of da row just finished payin' off her truck, so they were spending Helen's $491 truck payment at the ballpark and had enough left over to feed me beer and brats all night and even bought me a Gorman's Grill t-shirt. Good times!

(/csb)
 
2012-07-18 07:55:03 AM
Gulper Eel: (csb)

Best time I ever had at a ballgame was at County Stadium...these four women were celebrating that Helen down dere at da end of da row just finished payin' off her truck, so they were spending Helen's $491 truck payment at the ballpark and had enough left over to feed me beer and brats all night and even bought me a Gorman's Grill t-shirt. Good times!

(/csb)


So did you put out?
 
2012-07-18 08:17:42 AM
AbbeySomeone: So did you put out?

I bought a round. In Wisconsin, that qualifies as putting out.
 
2012-07-18 11:53:25 AM
So is she some sort of robot or something?
 
2012-07-18 11:54:24 AM
BarkingUnicorn: That's a pretty hot 43!

She is definitely quite attractive. I don't understand the wax-off/paint on eyebrows and the bra filled with lies but she looks fly alright.
 
2012-07-18 11:56:10 AM
I know quite a few women who'd like to look like that when they hit 43. Hell my boss just did yesterday, I'm sure she's in on that wish.
 
2012-07-18 11:57:10 AM
Oh my, thought I was going to be disappointed, but wasn't.
 
2012-07-18 11:57:25 AM
Really? "Brunet"? Really?
 
2012-07-18 11:58:04 AM
Her husband can even sell you a house.
 
2012-07-18 12:02:39 PM
Don't we have this article every year?
 
2012-07-18 12:06:15 PM
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Understands.
 
2012-07-18 12:06:35 PM
bhcompy: Don't we have this article every year?

I can't wait to reply to this post in 2013.
 
2012-07-18 12:08:30 PM
factoryconnection: and the bra filled with lies

I had not heard this phrase before, but it is now among my favorites

Also, women that have the exact same expression/pose is every photo creep me out
 
2012-07-18 12:08:59 PM
Sun Prairie won the LL Championship? cool!
 
2012-07-18 12:09:28 PM
I bet she's got some balls with numbers on them tossed her way...If you know what I mean.
 
2012-07-18 12:09:56 PM
The Bestest: Also, women that have the exact same expression/pose is every photo creep me out

especially on their refrigerator doors.
 
2012-07-18 12:11:17 PM
Impressive. If I had the money, I would do that sort of thing. Not sure if I would do it for a sixth of the year with 3 kids at those ages though.
 
2012-07-18 12:13:40 PM
Fake boobs are bad.
 
2012-07-18 12:17:25 PM
The Bestest: factoryconnection: and the bra filled with lies

I had not heard this phrase before, but it is now among my favorites

Also, women that have the exact same expression/pose is every photo creep me out


Bra filled with lies. awesome.
 
2012-07-18 12:20:33 PM
vossiewulf: I'd euphemism for sex her.

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I'd toss my bat into her upper deck
 
2012-07-18 12:21:40 PM
Unfortunately, subby was talking about THIS "hottie"

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2012-07-18 12:31:03 PM
You can smoke in whatever stadium the Brewers play at? That's gotta be one of the last places in the 1st world where that's allowed.
 
2012-07-18 12:32:09 PM
So she checks out the catcher's ass while fingering herself during the game?
 
2012-07-18 12:36:16 PM
Didn't expect attention? Yeah right. Sit right up front, be a moderatley attractive woman and wear skimpy clothes. you expected attention, or you're dumber than a doorknob.

Heck, if I wore clothes that clung to my ass and bared my cleavage, i could go to Flames games and get a lot of gawkers, and that's at 40 pounds heavy(but somewhat toned)
 
2012-07-18 12:46:23 PM
swahnhennessy: You can smoke in whatever stadium the Brewers play at? That's gotta be one of the last places in the 1st world where that's allowed.

Not exactly, although the spot as you walk toward the exit near section 105 (ish?) has an awesome foot stand. There's something like three places where it's allowed an not anywhere in the bowl.
 
2012-07-18 01:02:39 PM
BarkingUnicorn: That's a pretty hot 43!

Ehhh there are hotter women down here, the bigger question is how rough her skin is with that fake tan
 
2012-07-18 01:22:34 PM
BarkingUnicorn: That's a pretty hot 43!

Wrong! Thats hot period
 
2012-07-18 01:27:33 PM
octopied: Didn't expect attention? Yeah right. Sit right up front, be a moderatley attractive woman and wear skimpy clothes. you expected attention, or you're dumber than a doorknob.

Heck, if I wore clothes that clung to my ass and bared my cleavage, i could go to Flames games and get a lot of gawkers, and that's at 40 pounds heavy(but somewhat toned)


Yeah, I call BS on that. She's a big time AW. Which is cool, I mean we Wisconsin women can use all the good press we can get, but be real about it. She should just say up front, "Look, I paid for them, and I will pay 6k a year to show them off on national television."
The I'm-just-a-huge-baseball-fan-who-doesn't-happen-to-own-a-shirt-that-co mes-up-higher-than-my-nipples schtick is sort of getting old.
 
2012-07-18 01:28:19 PM
But can she down the two foot long, two pound hot dog on a pretzilla pretzel roll covered in cheese sauce, chili sauce, onions and jalapenos offered at Miller Park?



/tried on Sunday, only made it half way through.
//could taste it still the next day.
 
2012-07-18 01:52:58 PM
God bless HDTV and Front Row Amy's glorious fake tits. Hey, if the Brewers are going to suck, at least it's fun to look at her tits once in a while.
 
2012-07-18 02:05:10 PM
Granolabar: octopied: Didn't expect attention? Yeah right. Sit right up front, be a moderatley attractive woman and wear skimpy clothes. you expected attention, or you're dumber than a doorknob.

Heck, if I wore clothes that clung to my ass and bared my cleavage, i could go to Flames games and get a lot of gawkers, and that's at 40 pounds heavy(but somewhat toned)

Yeah, I call BS on that. She's a big time AW. Which is cool, I mean we Wisconsin women can use all the good press we can get, but be real about it. She should just say up front, "Look, I paid for them, and I will pay 6k a year to show them off on national television."
The I'm-just-a-huge-baseball-fan-who-doesn't-happen-to-own-a-shirt-that-co mes-up-higher-than-my-nipples schtick is sort of getting old.


Brewers games? Really? I don't think there are too many eyeballs trained on many of their games at any given time, either in person or on TV....If she's such a big AW, there are a million different, and more widely distributed/profitable roads she could take to satisfy that fetish....just sayin...
 
2012-07-18 02:06:02 PM
"But a lot of people are fans of me because they can see how much I love baseball."

I think it is cute when hot chicks believe that strangers would be just as kind, friendly and interested in her if she weren't hot. Sure chica, it is the fact that you love baseball that has strangers coming up and wanting taken with you wearing Daisy Duke shorts and an off-the-shoulders white top. You keep thinking that.
 
2012-07-18 02:09:10 PM
Meh, every franchise has fans like this. No one cared until deadspin kept posting about her
 
2012-07-18 02:10:10 PM
This is the second year Amy has owned this single seat for the entire 81-game home season (a $5,670 expense).

Jesus. that will get you the last row in the building, and on a partial-season plan, for just about any sports team in NYC.


/and, there is a waiting list
 
2012-07-18 02:26:42 PM
She was very much front and center, so to speak, during the NLCS last year. Seemed to always know where the camera was.
 
2012-07-18 02:26:43 PM
Granolabar: Yeah, I call BS on that. She's a big time AW. Which is cool, I mean we Wisconsin women can use all the good press we can get, but be real about it. She should just say up front, "Look, I paid for them, and I will pay 6k a year to show them off on national television."
The I'm-just-a-huge-baseball-fan-who-doesn't-happen-to-own-a-shirt-that-co mes-up-higher-than-my-nipples schtick is sort of getting old.


I would agree... had she not been doing it for a while now and bought her own tickets. And oh yeah, actually scores damn near every freakin' game. That is one hell of a time and financial investment just to show off your tits. I think she's a huge dedicated fan who really enjoys being at the game and doesn't mind showing off her tits rather than being a girl who loves showing off her tits and doesn't mind doing it at a baseball game. There's a difference.
 
2012-07-18 02:26:44 PM
Saw her during the game last night. I remember seeing another story about her a while back, but had forgotten about it completely; I just thought "hey, that chick there just to the left looks pretty good." She's doing VERY well for 43.

I wouldn't go so far as to call her a complete AW... her attention to the game and scorekeeping pretty much rules that out. Hell, I don't pay that close attention to a game, so my hat is off to her. But sitting right there where the cameras can get her and playing to her "fan club" are indeed symptoms of AWing. Then again, for an attractive woman in her 40s, I'm not going to begrudge her that... most women in that age range would love to be seen as desirable and attractive by a large group of men.
 
2012-07-18 02:28:04 PM
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Teddy Kervin, who attends Brewers games dressed as the "Rally Banana," calls Amy a true fan.

"I bow down to her," said his yellowness. "She's that staple everyone looks for. She's Front Row Amy."


/I wonder what his Fark handle is?
 
2012-07-18 02:37:49 PM
jst3p: I think it is cute when hot chicks believe that strangers would be just as kind, friendly and interested in her if she weren't hot. Sure chica, it is the fact that you love baseball that has strangers coming up and wanting taken with you wearing Daisy Duke shorts and an off-the-shoulders white top. You keep thinking that.

It's the same phenomenon where Hot Chicks Grow up to think they're funny and/or smart. Not that it's impossible for a hot chick to be funny or smart, it's just that if you meet one who thinks she's funny or smart it's at least 10 to 1 odds that she actually is. They honestly and truly don't understand that every guy who has been interacting with for the vast majority of their life has only been telling them what they want to hear in an effort to fark them. The extreme example of this phenomenon was a candidate for Vice President 4 years ago.

If this chick weighed 300 lbs, worse sweats every day, and sat right behind home plate at the Brewers game for every home game, the *last* think people would talking about is what an incredible baseball fan she is.
 
2012-07-18 02:39:21 PM
FTFA 'She found that going to games made her feel like she was part of something big"

I'd give her something big to fell a part of....or something like that.
 
2012-07-18 02:43:00 PM
chevydeuce: Granolabar: octopied: Didn't expect attention? Yeah right. Sit right up front, be a moderatley attractive woman and wear skimpy clothes. you expected attention, or you're dumber than a doorknob.

Heck, if I wore clothes that clung to my ass and bared my cleavage, i could go to Flames games and get a lot of gawkers, and that's at 40 pounds heavy(but somewhat toned)

Yeah, I call BS on that. She's a big time AW. Which is cool, I mean we Wisconsin women can use all the good press we can get, but be real about it. She should just say up front, "Look, I paid for them, and I will pay 6k a year to show them off on national television."
The I'm-just-a-huge-baseball-fan-who-doesn't-happen-to-own-a-shirt-that-co mes-up-higher-than-my-nipples schtick is sort of getting old.

Brewers games? Really? I don't think there are too many eyeballs trained on many of their games at any given time, either in person or on TV....If she's such a big AW, there are a million different, and more widely distributed/profitable roads she could take to satisfy that fetish....just sayin...


3 million attendance every year since.. oh about 2007. About the same year they started winning, and coincidentally when she started going to games. Of course that doesn't count the people watching on tv. Let's face it, she's hot for a 43 year old, at a baseball game, in Milwaukee, and it's more of a novelty since she makes a great show of keeping score and always sits right behind home plate in a tiny top.I really can't think of anywhere else where a woman like her could get so much publicity for doing so little.
 
2012-07-18 02:43:23 PM
octopied: Heck, if I wore clothes that clung to my ass and bared my cleavage, i could go to Flames games and get a lot of gawkers, and that's at 40 pounds heavy(but somewhat toned)

Best Flames fans I ever saw were a couple of very hot women at a Stars game in very similar attire to what you proposed. They practically devoured each others faces during intermission and then went off to the ladies room.

/Presumably to devour other things
//Don't know if they were real lesbians or not and don't much care either way
///CSB
 
2012-07-18 03:02:51 PM
Granolabar: I really can't think of anywhere else where a woman like her could get so much publicity for doing so little.

Can the sour grapes already. She did it for years with no pub at all and paid her own way. And I wouldn't call schlepping my ass to week night home games (probably a four hour round trip commitment) AND watching every single pitch AND scoring the game - for years on end, 'doing so little'. Sounds to me like she's invested around 1000 hours and 25k or so. She ought to get an award. You literally couldn't pay me to do that if the damn tickets were free. Really - if the M's (and yeah, they're the M's but I wouldn't do it for yankee tix either) offered me free tix and $1,000 a year to go to, say even twenty week night home games a year.... but I HAD to stay the whole game and score it it would be a really easy NO. Hell, I don't think I'd do it for five grand.
 
2012-07-18 03:07:42 PM
She honestly sounds like a dumbass to me. She keeps score? wtf?
 
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