baka-san: You're not fooling anybody

She doesn't want to go on the cart.

monty python something something not dead yet something

She's a Zombie?

It's actually a good idea to spend a year dead for tax reasons.

is she black?

What's second-furthest?

"Woman removed from voter rolls twice for being dead is pretty sure she knows that she's the furthest thing from dead"

A newborn? In that case she still shouldn't be voting.

She lives in Florida. Just as well be dead...

I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job.

Guys who've slept with her might argue that she sure seems dead.

Eventually, they'll be right....

Maybe she's just a dead fark. And if you're not good in bed, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Darth_Lukecash: I expect Florida will have a significant reduction in living people by the time of the election.

Especially the minority version of living people and those who vote for Democrats.

iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job.

Forgive me if I seem to be drawing with a broad brush, but wouldn't alot of virulently anti-Castro Cuban Americans tend to vote Republican?

If they use 'Hispanic' as a yardstick they could cut off their nose to spite their faces. Which would be pretty lulzy.

iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job.

That would be indescent.

Yup, what a great idea, let's purge the 'dead' people from the voter lists, and let's use computers to do it! Even better, we'll save lots of time and manpower hours and just do it all remotely without having a live person checking in. That'll work great.

/what's the worst that could happen?

Danger Avoid Death: iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job.

That would be indescent.

Did you have to descend to that level?

GrenadeOConner: Is she thinking about going for a walk?

too late ;D

Oneofthesedays: GrenadeOConner: Is she thinking about going for a walk?

too late ;D

yeah, she'll be stone cold in a moment.

jiesenPSD: Oneofthesedays: GrenadeOConner: Is she thinking about going for a walk?

too late ;D

yeah, she'll be stone cold in a moment.

She feels happy! She feels happy!

Connie Smith? That could be any race. Better safe than sorry, mark her dead.

You got ACORN on my Peanut Butter!

iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job.

Anyone who removes an eligible voter from the rolls for any reason has violated that voter's civil rights. The official in question should face immediate dismissal and be liable for civil suit from the voter in question, both as the officeholder and personally.

I have an idea. Let's let every citizen vote. Pollsters do not have to set up polling in mental hospitals or in prisons, but if patients or inmates are smart enough to request an absentee ballot then they can vote. I'd even give them a choice- register to vote in the last jurisdiction in which they were free, or register in the jurisdiction in which they now reside. If the prisoner/ex-con bloc is so substantial that it's a real danger to a political party, then perhaps it's actually important that they be heard. Sure that'd screw with those prison-industrial-complex towns in Texas, but perhaps they and that industry could stand to have a little reform.

The real voter fraud is denying citizens their right to vote, not a couple-dozen non-citizens who checked the "register to vote" option when signing up for their drivers' licenses...

Dozens of instances of ACORN doing something wrong is never enough to condemn them but it only takes a few cases of the system not working for the same people who defended ACORN to scream "See we told you!"

Ambivalence: Dahnkster: [www.tokyomango.com image 300x416]

You got ACORN on my Peanut Butter!

Are those Japanese toilets?

(sigh) the Japanese are such a weird people.

They're either the weirdest, or the most awesome on the planet.

/it's all about perspective.

THANKS OBAMA!!!!

oh wait

This Pun Was Intended: (sigh) the Japanese are such a weird people.

They're either the weirdest, or the most awesome on the planet.

If you own panty vending machines, they can be both.

My bento is full of botan rice candy. Does Sailor Moon have ticklish feet?

Those Diebold voting machines can bring dead Floridians back to life, record their votes for Mitt, and rebury them at the speed of light.

Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo!

Bureaucrat: OK, Mr. Simpson, I'll just make the change here... and you're all set.

Homer: I don't like your attitude, you water-cooler dictator. What do you have in that secret government file anyway? I have a right to read it.

Bureaucrat: You sure do.

Homer: "Wife: Marjorie. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa" -- aha! See? This thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is Margaret Simpson?

Bureaucrat: Uh, your youngest daughter.

MFAWG: Forgive me if I seem to be drawing with a broad brush, but wouldn't alot of virulently anti-Castro Cuban Americans tend to vote Republican?

If they use 'Hispanic' as a yardstick they could cut off their nose to spite their faces. Which would be pretty lulzy.

Not so long as the voter rolls also record party affiliation.

Oneofthesedays: Danger Avoid Death: iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job.

That would be indescent.

Did you have to descend to that level?

I decent! you're both indissent

I say if you can't vote, you shouldn't be expected to pay taxes, bet that fix the rolls up real quick.