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(The Sun)   Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 35
    More: Dumbass, Rachael Martin, public duties, boob job, G4S, smoking, fat taxes, Mexican Drug Cartel, beauty  
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2012-07-18 01:49:32 AM  
8 votes:

Misconduc: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

For you to notice the hands, you are fat.


You misspelled gay.
2012-07-17 11:43:28 PM  
7 votes:
Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?
2012-07-17 11:42:20 PM  
6 votes:
I'd give her a deposit.
2012-07-18 12:10:12 AM  
4 votes:
She must have gone to the cheap plastic surgeons if they put her neck together at an angle like that.
2012-07-18 03:20:06 AM  
3 votes:

brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.


Oh, you're from Seattle. I understand
2012-07-18 02:02:14 AM  
3 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-07-18 02:01:32 AM  
3 votes:
www.nothingrelevant.com
2012-07-18 01:58:41 AM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


No, it's not just you.

She had man hands.

i.imgur.com
2012-07-18 01:40:08 AM  
3 votes:
So do her boobs get reposessed? usually you can't keep stolen merchandise but...
2012-07-18 12:17:35 AM  
3 votes:
She should have stolen.. more.
2012-07-18 07:18:59 PM  
2 votes:
A young lady (undoubtedly smokin hot) walks into a bank with an enormous jar of coins in hand. The teller asks, "That's some load of coins you've got there. Did you hoard that all yourself?"

The young lady replies, "No, I whored for half of it, and my sister whored the other half."
2012-07-18 03:07:37 AM  
2 votes:
Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.
2012-07-18 01:51:51 AM  
2 votes:
I blame Barclays. Visible tats yet they still employed her and allowed her to be near money. You'd never have my bank, HSBC, dealing with such questionable types... Oh, wait a minute.
2012-07-18 01:48:46 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-07-18 01:42:13 AM  
2 votes:
The court can't deflate her boobs or sully her now-gleaming white teeth. Body modification with stolen money is the new market inefficiency!
2012-07-18 10:28:01 PM  
1 votes:
This is what I see:
img42.imageshack.us
2012-07-18 07:14:16 PM  
1 votes:
Smokin' hot. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 10,000,000 times, shame on me.
2012-07-18 12:41:44 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmm, Anyone want to bet me that a girl who steals from Barcley's gets longer sentence then Barcley's CEO's who stole from everyone.
2012-07-18 09:14:36 AM  
1 votes:
miss diminutive [TotalFark]

img151.imageshack.us

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


All the better to steal with my dear!
2012-07-18 08:29:58 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-18 08:23:21 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-18 07:05:41 AM  
1 votes:
She stole from Barclays, there should be leniency for that. They are thieving bastards.
2012-07-18 04:37:09 AM  
1 votes:

Gunther: Firstly; you sound fatdrunk.


Close.
2012-07-18 03:36:45 AM  
1 votes:

BigJake: brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.

are you the world's ugliest man or something


BigJake: brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.

Oh, you're from Seattle. I understand


Hey, cut me some slack you guys, I've got SAD in all kinds of bad ways. Yes, I'd hit it. Yes, I'd pay to hit it. Yes, I'd pay A LOT to hit it. What are you, Shakers?

This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies, and she ain't doin' it for the money... she's doin' it for the luuuuuv.
2012-07-18 02:46:30 AM  
1 votes:
they should just repo the implants, not the bewbs
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-18 02:39:25 AM  
1 votes:
In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.
2012-07-18 02:14:50 AM  
1 votes:
Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

i.imgur.com
2012-07-18 02:12:03 AM  
1 votes:
sanseverything.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-18 02:10:39 AM  
1 votes:

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe.
2012-07-18 02:07:30 AM  
1 votes:
Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?
2012-07-18 02:03:48 AM  
1 votes:
genderacrossborders.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-18 01:53:58 AM  
1 votes:
"But Ma'm, if we make them that big, they won't even look good."
"I don't care, I want my tits out to HERE!"
2012-07-18 01:50:18 AM  
1 votes:
"Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore
2012-07-18 01:38:39 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.
2012-07-17 11:44:52 PM  
1 votes:
She set a goal and went for it.
 
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