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(The Sun)   Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 30
    More: Dumbass, Rachael Martin, public duties, boob job, G4S, smoking, fat taxes, Mexican Drug Cartel, beauty  
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2012-07-18 02:39:25 AM
4 votes:
In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.
2012-07-18 01:42:13 AM
3 votes:
The court can't deflate her boobs or sully her now-gleaming white teeth. Body modification with stolen money is the new market inefficiency!
2012-07-18 02:07:30 AM
2 votes:
Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?
2012-07-18 01:40:08 AM
2 votes:
So do her boobs get reposessed? usually you can't keep stolen merchandise but...
2012-07-18 01:38:39 AM
2 votes:

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.
2012-07-17 11:43:28 PM
2 votes:
Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?
2012-07-18 12:41:44 PM
1 votes:
Hmmm, Anyone want to bet me that a girl who steals from Barcley's gets longer sentence then Barcley's CEO's who stole from everyone.
2012-07-18 09:07:34 AM
1 votes:
So she steals money to get surgery and yet has tattoos on her hands and arms. She's certainly dumb enough to be in fashion.
2012-07-18 05:21:14 AM
1 votes:

Gunther: I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction,


Oh I don't know how *anyone* could get the idea that by saying "That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly." that liposuction is a form of dishonesty.

It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

Go ahead and argue your point that you weren't making a value judgement about liposuction being dishonest. Go on. The rest of us can then continue to point at you and use you as an example of someone who can't use English or logic.
2012-07-18 03:58:23 AM
1 votes:

foxyshadis: There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it.


A Puritan is a person who lives in abject fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time. -- H. L. Mencken
2012-07-18 03:53:20 AM
1 votes:

Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....


There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.
2012-07-18 03:05:39 AM
1 votes:
All that money and she's still wearing BCGs???
2012-07-18 02:46:30 AM
1 votes:
they should just repo the implants, not the bewbs
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2012-07-18 02:45:10 AM
1 votes:

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.


THIS
2012-07-18 02:32:22 AM
1 votes:
I wouldn't call her smoking hot....but compared to the eye searing five hundred pounders that a subby usually calls smoking hot, she is.
2012-07-18 02:30:14 AM
1 votes:
Be interesting to see who gets more jail-time: her, or the guys behind the Libor rate fixing.

/I know which one I'm betting on
2012-07-18 02:14:50 AM
1 votes:
Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

i.imgur.com
2012-07-18 02:03:48 AM
1 votes:
genderacrossborders.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-18 02:02:14 AM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-07-18 02:01:38 AM
1 votes:
I doubt very much that she feels any remorse for this (other than for getting caught.) She's got what she wanted and they can't take it away from her. She'll serve some time, and then be out again - end of story.
2012-07-18 02:01:32 AM
1 votes:
www.nothingrelevant.com
2012-07-18 01:59:27 AM
1 votes:
Where is the before picture?
2012-07-18 01:58:41 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


No, it's not just you.

She had man hands.

i.imgur.com
2012-07-18 01:53:58 AM
1 votes:
"But Ma'm, if we make them that big, they won't even look good."
"I don't care, I want my tits out to HERE!"
2012-07-18 01:53:21 AM
1 votes:
Thank god. At least she won't biatch about not getting a grip on it.
2012-07-18 01:48:41 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


Hands? WTF are you talking about?

/looks like beverly d'abo
2012-07-18 01:24:41 AM
1 votes:
She can make all that money back doing a few.... hundred porn movies or strip shows.
2012-07-18 12:17:35 AM
1 votes:
She should have stolen.. more.
2012-07-17 11:42:20 PM
1 votes:
I'd give her a deposit.
2012-07-17 11:28:40 PM
1 votes:
I would definitely hit it.
 
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