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(The Sun)   Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 189
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2012-07-18 05:21:14 AM  

Gunther: I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction,


Oh I don't know how *anyone* could get the idea that by saying "That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly." that liposuction is a form of dishonesty.

It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

Go ahead and argue your point that you weren't making a value judgement about liposuction being dishonest. Go on. The rest of us can then continue to point at you and use you as an example of someone who can't use English or logic.
 
2012-07-18 05:29:09 AM  
Not. Smokin'. Hot.
 
2012-07-18 05:35:41 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.


OK, and why is dishonesty usually considered immoral? Because you're lying to someone, and that someone is getting hurt, right?

But what about if you lie to yourself? We all do it and it's certainly dishonest, but is it immoral? I put it to you that it isn't; you aren't hurting anyone else by lying to yourself, so it isn't immoral.

So, now we come to lipo and it's the same kinda thing. You're cheating yourself (by not losing weight a healthier, safer way), but you're being dishonest in a way that's not hurting anyone other than you... so it isn't immoral.
 
2012-07-18 05:40:09 AM  

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.


Ain't that the bloody truth!!
F.Y.I. - I might Fark her if she tanned up a little.
 
2012-07-18 05:42:31 AM  

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


The better to hold my ______ with!
 
2012-07-18 05:53:23 AM  
medius: What is that from?
 
2012-07-18 06:00:40 AM  

Gunther: bubo_sibiricus: It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

OK, and why is dishonesty usually considered immoral? Because you're lying to someone, and that someone is getting hurt, right?

But what about if you lie to yourself? We all do it and it's certainly dishonest, but is it immoral?


Yes.

I put it to you that it isn't; you aren't hurting anyone else by lying to yourself, so it isn't immoral.

I put it to you that liposuction isn't dishonesty, and the continued defence of your position is not only untenable, but ludicrous because of your massive misuse of the word "dishonest" and your utter lack of logic.
 
2012-07-18 06:03:38 AM  
What is it with English women and tacky animal print clothing? Seems to span the generations too as I remember animal prints being a favorite choice of my grandmother.
 
2012-07-18 06:10:50 AM  
Money well spent. Her former employer should forgive her, for she is lovely.

To bad the twit had to ink herself though. Takes away from a nice look.
 
2012-07-18 06:17:06 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: Yes.


Wait, you think it's immoral to lie to yourself? How?

bubo_sibiricus: I put it to you that liposuction isn't dishonesty


As I've already said, you're cheating yourself by not losing weight a healthier, safer way. The argument could also be made that you're deceiving the outside world by appearing to be healthier than you are (in much the same way, some men complain about breast implants being a deception), but I'm not sure If I buy that. Still an interesting thought to consider

bubo_sibiricus: f your massive misuse of the word "dishonest" and your utter lack of logic.


Man, why are you getting so worked up over this? I'm sorry if you don't agree, but it's hardly something worth throwing a hissy fit over, surely?
 
2012-07-18 06:23:48 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: Gunther: I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction,

Oh I don't know how *anyone* could get the idea that by saying "That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly." that liposuction is a form of dishonesty.

It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

Go ahead and argue your point that you weren't making a value judgement about liposuction being dishonest. Go on. The rest of us can then continue to point at you and use you as an example of someone who can't use English or logic.


Paying for it with embezzled funds? Well, that seems dishonest...
 
2012-07-18 06:29:27 AM  
Nobody spotted this?

FTFA: "Initially she was charged with 25 separate counts of theft, between September 1 and October 3 2010.

Prosecutors shrunk the counts to just one charge covering the same amount of money and dates."


In the U.S., the prosecutors would have charged her 25 times to make the case she's some sort of hardened, serial offender.
 
2012-07-18 06:33:05 AM  

M2MM: I doubt very much that she feels any remorse for this (other than for getting caught.) She's got what she wanted and they can't take it away from her. She'll serve some time, and then be out again - end of story.


And if she fancies girls at all, her assets could be beneficial even IN jail.
/lesbian jail porn ftw!
 
2012-07-18 06:38:37 AM  

Gunther: Do you... do you need a hug?


I do. Hugs are good.
 
2012-07-18 06:41:28 AM  

miss diminutive:
Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?



www.nypost.com

I find her mannish hands disturbing.
 
2012-07-18 06:53:49 AM  
Barclays doesn't recognize upper management potential does it?
 
2012-07-18 06:57:09 AM  

snowybunting: miss diminutive:
Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


[www.nypost.com image 300x300]

I find her mannish hands disturbing.


I know this has nothing to do with anything, but your post reminded me of this gem that someone sent me a little while ago.

/danger zone
 
2012-07-18 07:05:41 AM  
She stole from Barclays, there should be leniency for that. They are thieving bastards.
 
2012-07-18 07:15:21 AM  
She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'
 
2012-07-18 07:19:36 AM  

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


You know, she looks very Olivia D'abo-ish in that pic, aside of the bee stung upper lip.
 
2012-07-18 07:26:12 AM  

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


It's the ordinary-girl-trying-to-look-hot in this picture that I find shagworthy. She looks like she has a low self esteem based vulnerability. That and her hands are normal sized here.
 
2012-07-18 07:27:20 AM  
I had no idea studman69 had so many alts.

OhLuverly: never posting a picture of myself, you people are harsh! D-:


You should know better. The people here will rip on the looks of anyone, unless it's a picture of someone that posts here.

You could have the worst case of snaggle-tooth in the history of man, a chin the size of your forehead and acne everywhere, and they'll compliment your eyes and high cheekbones.
 
2012-07-18 07:29:21 AM  
She's a very naughty girl, and needs a spanking!
 
2012-07-18 07:36:31 AM  
A plain fat single mom with self esteem issues. Ignorant looking plastic surgery, as if she went in and said "give me the biggest tits you got", "give me the smallest nose you got".
 
2012-07-18 07:37:04 AM  
Model? Porn star maybe.
 
2012-07-18 07:40:09 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

What a foxy lady.

/nobody, really?
 
2012-07-18 07:40:54 AM  
"More" section of subby's headline includes"Mexican Drug Cartel".........

/the hell?
 
2012-07-18 07:43:53 AM  
why do people who steal money always "use it for something".
i'd just put it in my IRA
 
2012-07-18 07:53:11 AM  
BARNEY MY RENT MONEY IS DUE!

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-07-18 07:54:11 AM  

This Pun Was Intended: "Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore


It's the new rickroll.
 
2012-07-18 07:54:52 AM  

snowybunting: miss diminutive:
Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


[www.nypost.com image 300x300]

I find her mannish hands disturbing.


Truckosaurus
 
2012-07-18 07:55:02 AM  
she is hot, but only with her glasses. the glasses make her hawt.

like someone who could be trusted
 
2012-07-18 07:56:43 AM  
collider.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2012-07-18 07:58:54 AM  
she could have just got a credit card and charged her implants and stuff.

then defaulted on her loan
but noooo
 
2012-07-18 08:00:29 AM  
I spent most of my money on women and whiskey. The rest I just wasted.
 
2012-07-18 08:06:56 AM  

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


content8.flixster.com

doesn't see a problem
 
2012-07-18 08:18:48 AM  
bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs,

As a society, I say we let this one slide.
 
2012-07-18 08:23:21 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 08:23:38 AM  

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


She stole money before it was mainstream?
 
2012-07-18 08:27:12 AM  
i.imgur.com

If this is the before photo, then they should check prior employers. I think she stole something for the botox injections
 
2012-07-18 08:29:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 08:33:46 AM  
assets.diylol.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 08:33:47 AM  
i.imgur.com

What a farking freak may look like
 
2012-07-18 08:36:19 AM  
Classy tattoos.
 
2012-07-18 08:41:01 AM  
Nothing about her is real. If you like an illusion, i guess she's hot.
 
2012-07-18 08:45:18 AM  

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


She's not all that bad looking in that pic - is that a "before picture"? The only thing wrong with her is that stupid tattoo - oh, 2 stupid tattoos. She probably has more. I hope she spent most of the money on tattoo removals..
 
2012-07-18 08:51:07 AM  
No REPO the GENETIC OPERA pics..........am I the only one who knows of this awesome movie?
 
2012-07-18 09:02:42 AM  

BigJake: TheOtherOne79: Butter face.

butter everything


Concur. She's just not that great. Drunk at a bar, yea, i'd take it home, but i wouldn't brag about.
 
2012-07-18 09:03:20 AM  
Hey, hey... I found this pic online of that smoking hot bank clerk. whadyathink???

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 09:03:45 AM  
Well they could take her breast implants and give her huge muffin tops instead.
 
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