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(The Sun)   Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 189
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2012-07-17 11:28:40 PM
I would definitely hit it.
 
2012-07-17 11:42:20 PM
I'd give her a deposit.
 
2012-07-17 11:43:28 PM
Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?
 
2012-07-17 11:44:52 PM
She set a goal and went for it.
 
2012-07-17 11:46:26 PM
Do they still cane people in England for crimes?
 
2012-07-18 12:10:12 AM
She must have gone to the cheap plastic surgeons if they put her neck together at an angle like that.
 
2012-07-18 12:16:55 AM
Wow, they actually make it more than point-ad-click to include pics from the article in the thread. Fark them in the ass.

/And her in the titties.
//Bb-bbrrrrrr-b-brrr
 
2012-07-18 12:17:35 AM
She should have stolen.. more.
 
2012-07-18 12:51:51 AM
Don't quit your day job.

I mean, I assume eventually she can steal enough for it to work.
 
2012-07-18 01:21:32 AM
First pic..Aww hell yeah, I'd hit it.

Second pic...Wtf?
 
2012-07-18 01:24:41 AM
She can make all that money back doing a few.... hundred porn movies or strip shows.
 
2012-07-18 01:30:25 AM
img151.imageshack.us

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?
 
2012-07-18 01:38:39 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.
 
2012-07-18 01:39:07 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


I don't think so, but those knobby fingers are really gross.
 
2012-07-18 01:40:08 AM
So do her boobs get reposessed? usually you can't keep stolen merchandise but...
 
2012-07-18 01:41:19 AM
never posting a picture of myself, you people are harsh! D-:
 
2012-07-18 01:41:57 AM

"She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."


Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

 
2012-07-18 01:42:13 AM
The court can't deflate her boobs or sully her now-gleaming white teeth. Body modification with stolen money is the new market inefficiency!
 
2012-07-18 01:42:29 AM
Knees too sharp.
 
2012-07-18 01:43:45 AM

Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.


Her hands don't look that large. She could be tall?
 
2012-07-18 01:45:40 AM
Well it isn't like they can take that away from her.
 
2012-07-18 01:45:54 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


For you to notice the hands, you are fat.
 
2012-07-18 01:48:41 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


Hands? WTF are you talking about?

/looks like beverly d'abo
 
2012-07-18 01:48:46 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-18 01:49:32 AM

Misconduc: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

For you to notice the hands, you are fat.


You misspelled gay.
 
2012-07-18 01:49:44 AM
Knobby fingers are the new sharp knees!

Also, whoever Photoshopped her did a terrible job if they wanted her to present as an elite model. Her proportions would put her at
 
2012-07-18 01:50:18 AM
"Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore
 
2012-07-18 01:51:08 AM
Eh, i meant to continue that but malfunctions prevented me from proper input.
 
2012-07-18 01:51:51 AM
I blame Barclays. Visible tats yet they still employed her and allowed her to be near money. You'd never have my bank, HSBC, dealing with such questionable types... Oh, wait a minute.
 
2012-07-18 01:52:57 AM

skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!


Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.
 
2012-07-18 01:53:21 AM
Thank god. At least she won't biatch about not getting a grip on it.
 
2012-07-18 01:53:35 AM

This Pun Was Intended: "Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore


Old news but yeah she ain't...
 
2012-07-18 01:53:58 AM
"But Ma'm, if we make them that big, they won't even look good."
"I don't care, I want my tits out to HERE!"
 
2012-07-18 01:55:23 AM
There's a LIBOR joke to be made here, but I'm too sleepy/stoned to think of one. Will check back tomorrow morning. To see what you all can do.
 
2012-07-18 01:55:33 AM

Monongahela Misfit: skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.


"You're killing your father, Larry!"
 
2012-07-18 01:56:29 AM
Butter face.
 
2012-07-18 01:58:41 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


No, it's not just you.

She had man hands.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 01:59:27 AM
Where is the before picture?
 
2012-07-18 01:59:28 AM
has*
 
2012-07-18 01:59:57 AM

TheOtherOne79: Butter face.


butter everything
 
2012-07-18 02:01:32 AM
www.nothingrelevant.com
 
2012-07-18 02:01:38 AM
I doubt very much that she feels any remorse for this (other than for getting caught.) She's got what she wanted and they can't take it away from her. She'll serve some time, and then be out again - end of story.
 
2012-07-18 02:02:14 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-18 02:03:09 AM
FTA: "and a further £1,700 on teeth-whitening treatment and other expensive dental work."

And she's still not showing her teeth in that picture of her. Must be British.
 
2012-07-18 02:03:48 AM
genderacrossborders.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-18 02:06:25 AM

libranoelrose:


She doesn't have man hands, but that was a funny episode. Get some glasses, please.
 
2012-07-18 02:06:53 AM
Given what the people who run certain banks did a few years ago I'm having a hard time really getting worked up over it.
 
2012-07-18 02:07:30 AM
Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?
 
2012-07-18 02:07:37 AM
 
2012-07-18 02:09:20 AM

Monongahela Misfit: skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.


Honestly, it was probably put to better use than anything those pigf*ckers would have done with it. Glad to see a woman bettered herself from British Hot to Hot Hot.

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


Could be Photoshop disasters, but I think it's more likely just a weird angle and camera lens effect.
 
2012-07-18 02:09:52 AM

srtpointman: Where is the before picture?


This.
 
2012-07-18 02:10:35 AM

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


Every executive gets a turn in the Bezzle Suite! VPs get sloppy seconds.
 
2012-07-18 02:10:39 AM

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe.
 
2012-07-18 02:10:52 AM

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


static.flickr.com

They could give her a pair of boobies, let her get attached, take them from her, cook them and then make her eat them?
 
2012-07-18 02:11:40 AM
I gotta admit...the titties ARE nice.

I'd motorboat it.
 
2012-07-18 02:12:03 AM
sanseverything.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-18 02:13:11 AM

LordOfThePings: libranoelrose

libranoelrose

libranoelrose

Nice liszt.


Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.
 
2012-07-18 02:14:12 AM

foxyshadis: Glad to see a woman bettered herself from British Hot to Hot Hot.


nope
 
2012-07-18 02:14:15 AM
It's not like the money she stole belonged to Barclays legitimately anyway.
Barclays makes public apology after rate-rigging scandal
 
2012-07-18 02:14:31 AM
i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 02:14:50 AM
Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 02:20:13 AM

BigJake: Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

[i.imgur.com image 601x360]


Hey, keep your chin up. Wait...shiat.
 
2012-07-18 02:24:00 AM

Mark Ratner: LordOfThePings: libranoelrose

libranoelrose

libranoelrose

Nice liszt.

Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.


DO EET!
 
2012-07-18 02:30:14 AM
Be interesting to see who gets more jail-time: her, or the guys behind the Libor rate fixing.

/I know which one I'm betting on
 
2012-07-18 02:32:11 AM
Ugh. She has tattoos as well.
Dumb thieving ho.
 
2012-07-18 02:32:22 AM
I wouldn't call her smoking hot....but compared to the eye searing five hundred pounders that a subby usually calls smoking hot, she is.
 
2012-07-18 02:34:47 AM

miss diminutive: gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?

[static.flickr.com image 500x333]

They could give her a pair of boobies, let her get attached, take them from her, cook them and then make her eat them?


You've got a little bit a Hannibal in ya.
 
2012-07-18 02:39:25 AM
In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:18 AM

BigJake: Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

[i.imgur.com image 601x360]


haven't seen chinchan in awhile. thanks for the lulz.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:31 AM

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.

 
2012-07-18 02:44:52 AM

libranoelrose: Mark Ratner: Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.

DO EET!


Here, have some HTML tokens. Good for one <img> or <font> tag each.

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en.numista.comen.numista.com
 
2012-07-18 02:45:10 AM

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.


THIS
 
2012-07-18 02:46:30 AM
they should just repo the implants, not the bewbs
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 03:05:39 AM
All that money and she's still wearing BCGs???
 
2012-07-18 03:07:37 AM
Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.
 
2012-07-18 03:11:38 AM

miss diminutive: Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


UK hot I guess..American 5
 
2012-07-18 03:19:31 AM

brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.


are you the world's ugliest man or something
 
2012-07-18 03:20:06 AM

brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.


Oh, you're from Seattle. I understand
 
2012-07-18 03:36:45 AM

BigJake: brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.

are you the world's ugliest man or something


BigJake: brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.

Oh, you're from Seattle. I understand


Hey, cut me some slack you guys, I've got SAD in all kinds of bad ways. Yes, I'd hit it. Yes, I'd pay to hit it. Yes, I'd pay A LOT to hit it. What are you, Shakers?

This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies, and she ain't doin' it for the money... she's doin' it for the luuuuuv.
 
2012-07-18 03:44:24 AM

Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.


Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....
 
2012-07-18 03:51:05 AM

LordOfThePings: libranoelrose: Mark Ratner: Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.

DO EET!

Here, have some HTML tokens. Good for one <img> or <font> tag each.

[en.numista.com image 266x273][en.numista.com image 298x273]
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This is kind of a let down.

I figured something worthwhile was going to happen from putting forth so much effort.
 
2012-07-18 03:53:20 AM

Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....


There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.
 
2012-07-18 03:55:27 AM

foxyshadis: Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....

There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.


Is this like the albino in the Da Vinci code?
 
2012-07-18 03:57:58 AM
She could be a model in England, I suppose.

/Not a fan of plastic boobies at all, but I'd still hit it
 
2012-07-18 03:58:23 AM

foxyshadis: There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it.


A Puritan is a person who lives in abject fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time. -- H. L. Mencken
 
2012-07-18 04:01:03 AM
I actually like the 2nd pic
 
2012-07-18 04:02:47 AM

BSABSVR: Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?


Hahahah well done.

"Did you know my new implantth weight eight pounds?"
 
2012-07-18 04:08:32 AM
Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 04:09:24 AM
Gyah, not a Freudian slip, believe me.
 
2012-07-18 04:10:05 AM
Can the judge also force her to have them removed? Just curious.
 
2012-07-18 04:24:44 AM

foxyshadis: Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....

There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.


Firstly; you sound fat.

Secondly, noting that liposuction ain't perfect makes me some sort of fun-hating puritan? I wasn't making any sort of value judgement, just noting a common side effect. Although I will say that if you're resorting to surgical help for weight loss, you're an idiot to chose lipo over a gastric band. The latter is safer, has fewer side effects and has proven long-term efficacy, whereas most people who lose weight with lipo put it right back on.
 
2012-07-18 04:26:44 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


Why is her upper lip all not pink?

Also, why is her claw more prominent?
 
2012-07-18 04:33:03 AM
Let her work it off in a bordello, it's what she was shooting for anyway.
 
2012-07-18 04:35:55 AM

Gunther: noting that liposuction ain't perfect makes me some sort of fun-hating puritan


It's not the noting, it's the way you did it -- the judgmental connotations of the word "honest" make you sound like some sort of fun-hating Puritan. I suspect most people would not consider "imperfect" or "has more side effects than (unmentioned) alternatives" to be synonymous with the "dishonest" label you applied to liposuction in your previous post.
 
2012-07-18 04:37:09 AM

Gunther: Firstly; you sound fatdrunk.


Close.
 
2012-07-18 04:38:27 AM
Heinous beast. There isn't anything appealing about her at all, except maybe the bewbs. And bet they look like shiat nekkid.

/hate fake bewbs
 
2012-07-18 04:48:55 AM

brianbankerus: This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies


now THERE'S a high bar
 
2012-07-18 04:59:39 AM

profplump: It's not the noting, it's the way you did it -- the judgmental connotations of the word "honest" make you sound like some sort of fun-hating Puritan.


Damn, you are touchy. I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction, and I don't really think you can fairly take that meaning from my post. In the future if I happen to mention that excercise and proper diet are the honest/healthy/medically recommended ways to lose weight, I'll put CAUTION: NOT MEANT TO BE A VALUE JUDGEMENT in brackets after it, just so your feelings don't get hurt.

Do you... do you need a hug?
 
2012-07-18 05:13:09 AM

Isildur: Gyah, not a Freudian slip, believe me.


Sure, although nothing wrong with her there other than her talon claws and bad tat choices.
 
2012-07-18 05:14:17 AM

BigJake: brianbankerus: This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies

now THERE'S a high bar


I am seriously overweight, sir. For me that two-bit skank is indeed a high bar. How dare you impugn my girth! I'm more of an American Patriot (by volume) than you'll ever be!

/not proud of that, by the way.
 
2012-07-18 05:21:14 AM

Gunther: I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction,


Oh I don't know how *anyone* could get the idea that by saying "That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly." that liposuction is a form of dishonesty.

It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

Go ahead and argue your point that you weren't making a value judgement about liposuction being dishonest. Go on. The rest of us can then continue to point at you and use you as an example of someone who can't use English or logic.
 
2012-07-18 05:29:09 AM
Not. Smokin'. Hot.
 
2012-07-18 05:35:41 AM

bubo_sibiricus: It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.


OK, and why is dishonesty usually considered immoral? Because you're lying to someone, and that someone is getting hurt, right?

But what about if you lie to yourself? We all do it and it's certainly dishonest, but is it immoral? I put it to you that it isn't; you aren't hurting anyone else by lying to yourself, so it isn't immoral.

So, now we come to lipo and it's the same kinda thing. You're cheating yourself (by not losing weight a healthier, safer way), but you're being dishonest in a way that's not hurting anyone other than you... so it isn't immoral.
 
2012-07-18 05:40:09 AM

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.


Ain't that the bloody truth!!
F.Y.I. - I might Fark her if she tanned up a little.
 
2012-07-18 05:42:31 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


The better to hold my ______ with!
 
2012-07-18 05:53:23 AM
medius: What is that from?
 
2012-07-18 06:00:40 AM

Gunther: bubo_sibiricus: It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

OK, and why is dishonesty usually considered immoral? Because you're lying to someone, and that someone is getting hurt, right?

But what about if you lie to yourself? We all do it and it's certainly dishonest, but is it immoral?


Yes.

I put it to you that it isn't; you aren't hurting anyone else by lying to yourself, so it isn't immoral.

I put it to you that liposuction isn't dishonesty, and the continued defence of your position is not only untenable, but ludicrous because of your massive misuse of the word "dishonest" and your utter lack of logic.
 
2012-07-18 06:03:38 AM
What is it with English women and tacky animal print clothing? Seems to span the generations too as I remember animal prints being a favorite choice of my grandmother.
 
2012-07-18 06:10:50 AM
Money well spent. Her former employer should forgive her, for she is lovely.

To bad the twit had to ink herself though. Takes away from a nice look.
 
2012-07-18 06:17:06 AM

bubo_sibiricus: Yes.


Wait, you think it's immoral to lie to yourself? How?

bubo_sibiricus: I put it to you that liposuction isn't dishonesty


As I've already said, you're cheating yourself by not losing weight a healthier, safer way. The argument could also be made that you're deceiving the outside world by appearing to be healthier than you are (in much the same way, some men complain about breast implants being a deception), but I'm not sure If I buy that. Still an interesting thought to consider

bubo_sibiricus: f your massive misuse of the word "dishonest" and your utter lack of logic.


Man, why are you getting so worked up over this? I'm sorry if you don't agree, but it's hardly something worth throwing a hissy fit over, surely?
 
2012-07-18 06:23:48 AM

bubo_sibiricus: Gunther: I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction,

Oh I don't know how *anyone* could get the idea that by saying "That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly." that liposuction is a form of dishonesty.

It's not as if dishonesty is a form of immorality, no no.

Go ahead and argue your point that you weren't making a value judgement about liposuction being dishonest. Go on. The rest of us can then continue to point at you and use you as an example of someone who can't use English or logic.


Paying for it with embezzled funds? Well, that seems dishonest...
 
2012-07-18 06:29:27 AM
Nobody spotted this?

FTFA: "Initially she was charged with 25 separate counts of theft, between September 1 and October 3 2010.

Prosecutors shrunk the counts to just one charge covering the same amount of money and dates."


In the U.S., the prosecutors would have charged her 25 times to make the case she's some sort of hardened, serial offender.
 
2012-07-18 06:33:05 AM

M2MM: I doubt very much that she feels any remorse for this (other than for getting caught.) She's got what she wanted and they can't take it away from her. She'll serve some time, and then be out again - end of story.


And if she fancies girls at all, her assets could be beneficial even IN jail.
/lesbian jail porn ftw!
 
2012-07-18 06:38:37 AM

Gunther: Do you... do you need a hug?


I do. Hugs are good.
 
2012-07-18 06:41:28 AM

miss diminutive:
Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?



www.nypost.com

I find her mannish hands disturbing.
 
2012-07-18 06:53:49 AM
Barclays doesn't recognize upper management potential does it?
 
2012-07-18 06:57:09 AM

snowybunting: miss diminutive:
Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


[www.nypost.com image 300x300]

I find her mannish hands disturbing.


I know this has nothing to do with anything, but your post reminded me of this gem that someone sent me a little while ago.

/danger zone
 
2012-07-18 07:05:41 AM
She stole from Barclays, there should be leniency for that. They are thieving bastards.
 
2012-07-18 07:15:21 AM
She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'
 
2012-07-18 07:19:36 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


You know, she looks very Olivia D'abo-ish in that pic, aside of the bee stung upper lip.
 
2012-07-18 07:26:12 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


It's the ordinary-girl-trying-to-look-hot in this picture that I find shagworthy. She looks like she has a low self esteem based vulnerability. That and her hands are normal sized here.
 
2012-07-18 07:27:20 AM
I had no idea studman69 had so many alts.

OhLuverly: never posting a picture of myself, you people are harsh! D-:


You should know better. The people here will rip on the looks of anyone, unless it's a picture of someone that posts here.

You could have the worst case of snaggle-tooth in the history of man, a chin the size of your forehead and acne everywhere, and they'll compliment your eyes and high cheekbones.
 
2012-07-18 07:29:21 AM
She's a very naughty girl, and needs a spanking!
 
2012-07-18 07:36:31 AM
A plain fat single mom with self esteem issues. Ignorant looking plastic surgery, as if she went in and said "give me the biggest tits you got", "give me the smallest nose you got".
 
2012-07-18 07:37:04 AM
Model? Porn star maybe.
 
2012-07-18 07:40:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

What a foxy lady.

/nobody, really?
 
2012-07-18 07:40:54 AM
"More" section of subby's headline includes"Mexican Drug Cartel".........

/the hell?
 
2012-07-18 07:43:53 AM
why do people who steal money always "use it for something".
i'd just put it in my IRA
 
2012-07-18 07:53:11 AM
BARNEY MY RENT MONEY IS DUE!

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-07-18 07:54:11 AM

This Pun Was Intended: "Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore


It's the new rickroll.
 
2012-07-18 07:54:52 AM

snowybunting: miss diminutive:
Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


[www.nypost.com image 300x300]

I find her mannish hands disturbing.


Truckosaurus
 
2012-07-18 07:55:02 AM
she is hot, but only with her glasses. the glasses make her hawt.

like someone who could be trusted
 
2012-07-18 07:56:43 AM
collider.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2012-07-18 07:58:54 AM
she could have just got a credit card and charged her implants and stuff.

then defaulted on her loan
but noooo
 
2012-07-18 08:00:29 AM
I spent most of my money on women and whiskey. The rest I just wasted.
 
2012-07-18 08:06:56 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


content8.flixster.com

doesn't see a problem
 
2012-07-18 08:18:48 AM
bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs,

As a society, I say we let this one slide.
 
2012-07-18 08:23:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 08:23:38 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


She stole money before it was mainstream?
 
2012-07-18 08:27:12 AM
i.imgur.com

If this is the before photo, then they should check prior employers. I think she stole something for the botox injections
 
2012-07-18 08:29:58 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 08:33:46 AM
assets.diylol.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 08:33:47 AM
i.imgur.com

What a farking freak may look like
 
2012-07-18 08:36:19 AM
Classy tattoos.
 
2012-07-18 08:41:01 AM
Nothing about her is real. If you like an illusion, i guess she's hot.
 
2012-07-18 08:45:18 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


She's not all that bad looking in that pic - is that a "before picture"? The only thing wrong with her is that stupid tattoo - oh, 2 stupid tattoos. She probably has more. I hope she spent most of the money on tattoo removals..
 
2012-07-18 08:51:07 AM
No REPO the GENETIC OPERA pics..........am I the only one who knows of this awesome movie?
 
2012-07-18 09:02:42 AM

BigJake: TheOtherOne79: Butter face.

butter everything


Concur. She's just not that great. Drunk at a bar, yea, i'd take it home, but i wouldn't brag about.
 
2012-07-18 09:03:20 AM
Hey, hey... I found this pic online of that smoking hot bank clerk. whadyathink???

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 09:03:45 AM
Well they could take her breast implants and give her huge muffin tops instead.
 
2012-07-18 09:04:46 AM

brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.


So, not just me eh? Remember, Hit ≠ Long Term Commitment aka Marriage

Not sure I'd want to wake up to that every. single. day. forever-

But for a few months at least . . .
 
2012-07-18 09:07:34 AM
So she steals money to get surgery and yet has tattoos on her hands and arms. She's certainly dumb enough to be in fashion.
 
2012-07-18 09:14:36 AM
miss diminutive [TotalFark]

img151.imageshack.us

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


All the better to steal with my dear!
 
2012-07-18 09:21:27 AM
Queue the Persian Kitty free tour page in 3...2....
 
2012-07-18 09:22:43 AM
I don't think that's a girl.
 
2012-07-18 09:26:21 AM
She should have realized that if you want to become a model, having stupid tattoos on your hands and arms isn't going to help any.
 
2012-07-18 09:30:27 AM

miss diminutive: Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


OH MAN! E.T. fingers.
 
2012-07-18 09:34:23 AM
Hmmm...she looks hotter in the pic wearing glasses...
imho
 
2012-07-18 09:40:03 AM

unicron702: Misconduc: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

For you to notice the hands, you are fat.

You misspelled gay.


+1 internets for you
 
2012-07-18 09:55:05 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


This. There is something really freakish about her jaw in the second picture.

First picture is way hot though.
 
2012-07-18 10:29:07 AM
img.thesun.co.ukwww.thehollywoodnews.com
 
2012-07-18 10:29:27 AM

srtpointman: Where is the before picture?


i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 10:34:28 AM

hitlersbrain: So she steals money to get surgery and yet has tattoos on her hands and arms. She's certainly dumb enough to be in fashion.


Mr. F!
 
2012-07-18 10:37:44 AM

Automator: [i.imgur.com image 850x614]


Your comparison doesn't really work.
Even the glasses are too different to be anything but a stretch.
 
2012-07-18 10:38:49 AM
i143.photobucket.com

This is what I kinda see.
 
2012-07-18 10:49:08 AM
Frank Sinatra: I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?
 
2012-07-18 10:51:19 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


I don't know. I've never seen your hands.
 
2012-07-18 10:54:58 AM
 
2012-07-18 11:00:30 AM

akanaka: NSFW
NSFW
NSFW


hmmm, i see some value here
 
2012-07-18 11:25:22 AM
The picture with the glasses and phone is NOT a before picture.

A before picture would probably be a badge ID, since the Sun is lazy like that.

The 'frumpy' picture has higher definition than any camera phone I've seen, so it was probably done professionally. The only way that a picture like that would be done professionally is by a photographer stalking the courthouse.

As an aside, how ugly would the before picture have to be before the farkers would forgive her for 'man hands,' 'tattoos,' and all this other bullshiat?
 
2012-07-18 11:31:22 AM

akanaka: NSFW
NSFW
NSFW


those...don't look right. I mean, lumpy tits (which the second especially is) just don't...look right.
 
2012-07-18 11:48:50 AM
Deposit and a quick withdrawal please...
 
2012-07-18 11:50:02 AM

Mark Ratner: First pic..Aww hell yeah, I'd hit it.

Second pic...Wtf?


I actually prefer her more in the 2nd pic...
 
2012-07-18 11:52:51 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

Just me?

/hot
//likeTaylor
 
2012-07-18 11:54:37 AM
nipples should be O shaped, not ()...
 
2012-07-18 12:00:23 PM
I would tear her up! I don't know what supermodel the average farker is waiting on, but I think she she is pretty.
 
2012-07-18 12:26:36 PM

Nemnoch: I would tear her up! I don't know what supermodel the average farker is waiting on, but I think she she is pretty.


Is that Nemnoch DNA in her ear?
 
2012-07-18 12:41:44 PM
Hmmm, Anyone want to bet me that a girl who steals from Barcley's gets longer sentence then Barcley's CEO's who stole from everyone.
 
2012-07-18 12:49:09 PM

flynn80: Hmmm, Anyone want to bet me that a girl who steals from Barcley's gets longer sentence then Barcley's CEO's who stole from everyone.


CEO didn't deposit said money into his fat globulous
 
2012-07-18 01:04:01 PM
If I worked from a bank and decided to steal money from it. Not only would it be a shiat ton. The kind of amount where you could disappear and not be found. I would also GTFO of Dodge and not let tehm catch me.
 
2012-07-18 01:27:17 PM

MOGGEE: Nemnoch: I would tear her up! I don't know what supermodel the average farker is waiting on, but I think she she is pretty.

Is that Nemnoch DNA in her ear?


It will be if she comes closer!
 
2012-07-18 01:55:36 PM
imageupload.org
 
2012-07-18 04:48:50 PM
Not the worst banking crisis out there.
 
2012-07-18 06:32:14 PM
Tattoo on the hand, particularly the crook of the thumb, is almost, ALMOST worse than on the neck.

/cute kid, but I'm old
//It's as if brain size shrinks as bust increases
///farkin' shame
 
2012-07-18 07:14:16 PM
Smokin' hot. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 10,000,000 times, shame on me.
 
2012-07-18 07:18:59 PM
A young lady (undoubtedly smokin hot) walks into a bank with an enormous jar of coins in hand. The teller asks, "That's some load of coins you've got there. Did you hoard that all yourself?"

The young lady replies, "No, I whored for half of it, and my sister whored the other half."
 
2012-07-18 10:28:01 PM
This is what I see:
img42.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-18 11:38:30 PM
 
2012-07-19 10:08:47 AM
At least she had her priorities in order.
 
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