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(The Sun)   Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 189
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2012-07-18 02:09:52 AM

srtpointman: Where is the before picture?


This.
 
2012-07-18 02:10:35 AM

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


Every executive gets a turn in the Bezzle Suite! VPs get sloppy seconds.
 
2012-07-18 02:10:39 AM

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe.
 
2012-07-18 02:10:52 AM

gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?


static.flickr.com

They could give her a pair of boobies, let her get attached, take them from her, cook them and then make her eat them?
 
2012-07-18 02:11:40 AM
I gotta admit...the titties ARE nice.

I'd motorboat it.
 
2012-07-18 02:12:03 AM
sanseverything.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-18 02:13:11 AM

LordOfThePings: libranoelrose

libranoelrose

libranoelrose

Nice liszt.


Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.
 
2012-07-18 02:14:12 AM

foxyshadis: Glad to see a woman bettered herself from British Hot to Hot Hot.


nope
 
2012-07-18 02:14:15 AM
It's not like the money she stole belonged to Barclays legitimately anyway.
Barclays makes public apology after rate-rigging scandal
 
2012-07-18 02:14:31 AM
i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-18 02:14:50 AM
Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 02:20:13 AM

BigJake: Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

[i.imgur.com image 601x360]


Hey, keep your chin up. Wait...shiat.
 
2012-07-18 02:24:00 AM

Mark Ratner: LordOfThePings: libranoelrose

libranoelrose

libranoelrose

Nice liszt.

Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.


DO EET!
 
2012-07-18 02:30:14 AM
Be interesting to see who gets more jail-time: her, or the guys behind the Libor rate fixing.

/I know which one I'm betting on
 
2012-07-18 02:32:11 AM
Ugh. She has tattoos as well.
Dumb thieving ho.
 
2012-07-18 02:32:22 AM
I wouldn't call her smoking hot....but compared to the eye searing five hundred pounders that a subby usually calls smoking hot, she is.
 
2012-07-18 02:34:47 AM

miss diminutive: gadian: Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?

[static.flickr.com image 500x333]

They could give her a pair of boobies, let her get attached, take them from her, cook them and then make her eat them?


You've got a little bit a Hannibal in ya.
 
2012-07-18 02:39:25 AM
In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:18 AM

BigJake: Here's the before pic though, so good work I guess

[i.imgur.com image 601x360]


haven't seen chinchan in awhile. thanks for the lulz.
 
2012-07-18 02:41:31 AM

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.

 
2012-07-18 02:44:52 AM

libranoelrose: Mark Ratner: Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.

DO EET!


Here, have some HTML tokens. Good for one <img> or <font> tag each.

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2012-07-18 02:45:10 AM

Nogale: In this day and age, it's hard to get too upset at the idea of anyone stealing from a bank.


THIS
 
2012-07-18 02:46:30 AM
they should just repo the implants, not the bewbs
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-18 03:05:39 AM
All that money and she's still wearing BCGs???
 
2012-07-18 03:07:37 AM
Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.
 
2012-07-18 03:11:38 AM

miss diminutive: Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


UK hot I guess..American 5
 
2012-07-18 03:19:31 AM

brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.


are you the world's ugliest man or something
 
2012-07-18 03:20:06 AM

brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.


Oh, you're from Seattle. I understand
 
2012-07-18 03:36:45 AM

BigJake: brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.

are you the world's ugliest man or something


BigJake: brianbankerus: Even the frumpy picture, oh man, would I ever hit that. I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.

Oh, you're from Seattle. I understand


Hey, cut me some slack you guys, I've got SAD in all kinds of bad ways. Yes, I'd hit it. Yes, I'd pay to hit it. Yes, I'd pay A LOT to hit it. What are you, Shakers?

This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies, and she ain't doin' it for the money... she's doin' it for the luuuuuv.
 
2012-07-18 03:44:24 AM

Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.


Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....
 
2012-07-18 03:51:05 AM

LordOfThePings: libranoelrose: Mark Ratner: Go ahead and buy her something off her wish list. The cheap stuff. A friendly gesture.

DO EET!

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This is kind of a let down.

I figured something worthwhile was going to happen from putting forth so much effort.
 
2012-07-18 03:53:20 AM

Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....


There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.
 
2012-07-18 03:55:27 AM

foxyshadis: Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....

There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.


Is this like the albino in the Da Vinci code?
 
2012-07-18 03:57:58 AM
She could be a model in England, I suppose.

/Not a fan of plastic boobies at all, but I'd still hit it
 
2012-07-18 03:58:23 AM

foxyshadis: There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it.


A Puritan is a person who lives in abject fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time. -- H. L. Mencken
 
2012-07-18 04:01:03 AM
I actually like the 2nd pic
 
2012-07-18 04:02:47 AM

BSABSVR: Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?


Hahahah well done.

"Did you know my new implantth weight eight pounds?"
 
2012-07-18 04:08:32 AM
Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 04:09:24 AM
Gyah, not a Freudian slip, believe me.
 
2012-07-18 04:10:05 AM
Can the judge also force her to have them removed? Just curious.
 
2012-07-18 04:24:44 AM

foxyshadis: Eugoogoolizer: Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Is getting suction considered dishonest?

/not sure, have never had weight problems....

There's a number of Puritans (in deep denial) on Fark who insist that nothing is honest or legitimate if you don't suffer deeply for it. Somehow this never applies to anything they've done. Suffer for their amusement, plebians.


Firstly; you sound fat.

Secondly, noting that liposuction ain't perfect makes me some sort of fun-hating puritan? I wasn't making any sort of value judgement, just noting a common side effect. Although I will say that if you're resorting to surgical help for weight loss, you're an idiot to chose lipo over a gastric band. The latter is safer, has fewer side effects and has proven long-term efficacy, whereas most people who lose weight with lipo put it right back on.
 
2012-07-18 04:26:44 AM

Isildur: Sexond pic is a lot less flattering. (And probably a lot more realistic than the glamour shot, which was surely retouched)

[i.imgur.com image 532x769]


Why is her upper lip all not pink?

Also, why is her claw more prominent?
 
2012-07-18 04:33:03 AM
Let her work it off in a bordello, it's what she was shooting for anyway.
 
2012-07-18 04:35:55 AM

Gunther: noting that liposuction ain't perfect makes me some sort of fun-hating puritan


It's not the noting, it's the way you did it -- the judgmental connotations of the word "honest" make you sound like some sort of fun-hating Puritan. I suspect most people would not consider "imperfect" or "has more side effects than (unmentioned) alternatives" to be synonymous with the "dishonest" label you applied to liposuction in your previous post.
 
2012-07-18 04:37:09 AM

Gunther: Firstly; you sound fatdrunk.


Close.
 
2012-07-18 04:38:27 AM
Heinous beast. There isn't anything appealing about her at all, except maybe the bewbs. And bet they look like shiat nekkid.

/hate fake bewbs
 
2012-07-18 04:48:55 AM

brianbankerus: This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies


now THERE'S a high bar
 
2012-07-18 04:59:39 AM

profplump: It's not the noting, it's the way you did it -- the judgmental connotations of the word "honest" make you sound like some sort of fun-hating Puritan.


Damn, you are touchy. I wasn't implying there's anything immoral about liposuction, and I don't really think you can fairly take that meaning from my post. In the future if I happen to mention that excercise and proper diet are the honest/healthy/medically recommended ways to lose weight, I'll put CAUTION: NOT MEANT TO BE A VALUE JUDGEMENT in brackets after it, just so your feelings don't get hurt.

Do you... do you need a hug?
 
2012-07-18 05:13:09 AM

Isildur: Gyah, not a Freudian slip, believe me.


Sure, although nothing wrong with her there other than her talon claws and bad tat choices.
 
2012-07-18 05:14:17 AM

BigJake: brianbankerus: This girl is hotter than 1/3 of what you find in Foobies

now THERE'S a high bar


I am seriously overweight, sir. For me that two-bit skank is indeed a high bar. How dare you impugn my girth! I'm more of an American Patriot (by volume) than you'll ever be!

/not proud of that, by the way.
 
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