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		Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)		189
		More: Dumbass, Rachael Martin, public duties, boob job, G4S, smoking, fat taxes, Mexican Drug Cartel, beauty

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skatedrifter		2012-07-17 11:28:40 PM

I would definitely hit it.

ManateeGag		2012-07-17 11:42:20 PM

I'd give her a deposit.

BSABSVR		2012-07-17 11:43:28 PM

Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?

ourbigdumbmouth		2012-07-17 11:44:52 PM

She set a goal and went for it.

dj_bigbird		2012-07-17 11:46:26 PM

Do they still cane people in England for crimes?

This About That		2012-07-18 12:10:12 AM

She must have gone to the cheap plastic surgeons if they put her neck together at an angle like that.

omnibus_necanda_sunt		2012-07-18 12:16:55 AM

Wow, they actually make it more than point-ad-click to include pics from the article in the thread. Fark them in the ass.

/And her in the titties.
//Bb-bbrrrrrr-b-brrr

NewportBarGuy		2012-07-18 12:17:35 AM

She should have stolen.. more.

Quasar		2012-07-18 12:51:51 AM

Don't quit your day job.

I mean, I assume eventually she can steal enough for it to work.

Mark Ratner		2012-07-18 01:21:32 AM

First pic..Aww hell yeah, I'd hit it.

Second pic...Wtf?

doglover		2012-07-18 01:24:41 AM

She can make all that money back doing a few.... hundred porn movies or strip shows.

miss diminutive		2012-07-18 01:30:25 AM

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

Gunther		2012-07-18 01:38:39 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-07-18 01:39:07 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

I don't think so, but those knobby fingers are really gross.

Ambivalence		2012-07-18 01:40:08 AM

So do her boobs get reposessed? usually you can't keep stolen merchandise but...

OhLuverly		2012-07-18 01:41:19 AM

never posting a picture of myself, you people are harsh! D-:

skinink		2012-07-18 01:41:57 AM

"She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."

Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Torrent of Rubbish		2012-07-18 01:42:13 AM

The court can't deflate her boobs or sully her now-gleaming white teeth. Body modification with stolen money is the new market inefficiency!

PreMortem		2012-07-18 01:42:29 AM

Knees too sharp.

Mark Ratner		2012-07-18 01:43:45 AM

Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.

Her hands don't look that large. She could be tall?

insertsnarkyusername		2012-07-18 01:45:40 AM

Well it isn't like they can take that away from her.

Misconduc		2012-07-18 01:45:54 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

For you to notice the hands, you are fat.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-07-18 01:48:41 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

Hands? WTF are you talking about?

/looks like beverly d'abo

medius		2012-07-18 01:48:46 AM

unicron702		2012-07-18 01:49:32 AM

Misconduc: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

For you to notice the hands, you are fat.

You misspelled gay.

Party-sized bucket of flan		2012-07-18 01:49:44 AM

Knobby fingers are the new sharp knees!

Also, whoever Photoshopped her did a terrible job if they wanted her to present as an elite model. Her proportions would put her at

This Pun Was Intended		2012-07-18 01:50:18 AM

"Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore

Party-sized bucket of flan		2012-07-18 01:51:08 AM

Eh, i meant to continue that but malfunctions prevented me from proper input.

the ham sap gwailo		2012-07-18 01:51:51 AM

I blame Barclays. Visible tats yet they still employed her and allowed her to be near money. You'd never have my bank, HSBC, dealing with such questionable types... Oh, wait a minute.

Monongahela Misfit		2012-07-18 01:52:57 AM

skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.

gravespinner		2012-07-18 01:53:21 AM

Thank god. At least she won't biatch about not getting a grip on it.

Oneofthesedays		2012-07-18 01:53:35 AM

This Pun Was Intended: "Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore

Old news but yeah she ain't...

Outlaw Thirds		2012-07-18 01:53:58 AM

"But Ma'm, if we make them that big, they won't even look good."
"I don't care, I want my tits out to HERE!"

Atomic Spunk		2012-07-18 01:55:23 AM

There's a LIBOR joke to be made here, but I'm too sleepy/stoned to think of one. Will check back tomorrow morning. To see what you all can do.

UsikFark		2012-07-18 01:55:33 AM

TheOtherOne79		2012-07-18 01:56:29 AM

Butter face.

libranoelrose		2012-07-18 01:58:41 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

No, it's not just you.

She had man hands.

i.imgur.com

srtpointman		2012-07-18 01:59:27 AM

Where is the before picture?

libranoelrose		2012-07-18 01:59:28 AM

has*

BigJake		2012-07-18 01:59:57 AM

TheOtherOne79: Butter face.

butter everything

libranoelrose		2012-07-18 02:01:32 AM

M2MM		2012-07-18 02:01:38 AM

I doubt very much that she feels any remorse for this (other than for getting caught.) She's got what she wanted and they can't take it away from her. She'll serve some time, and then be out again - end of story.

libranoelrose		2012-07-18 02:02:14 AM

beer4breakfast		2012-07-18 02:03:09 AM

FTA: "and a further £1,700 on teeth-whitening treatment and other expensive dental work."

And she's still not showing her teeth in that picture of her. Must be British.

libranoelrose		2012-07-18 02:03:48 AM

Mark Ratner		2012-07-18 02:06:25 AM

libranoelrose:

She doesn't have man hands, but that was a funny episode. Get some glasses, please.

WhyteRaven74		2012-07-18 02:06:53 AM

Given what the people who run certain banks did a few years ago I'm having a hard time really getting worked up over it.

gadian		2012-07-18 02:07:30 AM

Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?

LordOfThePings		2012-07-18 02:07:37 AM

libranoelrose

libranoelrose

libranoelrose

Nice liszt.

foxyshadis		2012-07-18 02:09:20 AM

Monongahela Misfit: skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.

Honestly, it was probably put to better use than anything those pigf*ckers would have done with it. Glad to see a woman bettered herself from British Hot to Hot Hot.

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

Could be Photoshop disasters, but I think it's more likely just a weird angle and camera lens effect.

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