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(The Sun)   Smoking hot bank clerk steals thousands from employers, blows it all on boob jobs, makeup (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 189
    More: Dumbass, Rachael Martin, public duties, boob job, G4S, smoking, fat taxes, Mexican Drug Cartel, beauty  
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2012-07-17 11:28:40 PM
I would definitely hit it.
 
2012-07-17 11:42:20 PM
I'd give her a deposit.
 
2012-07-17 11:43:28 PM
Did she go in to the plastic surgeon and say "give me the face of a young Johnathan Lipnicki"?
 
2012-07-17 11:44:52 PM
She set a goal and went for it.
 
2012-07-17 11:46:26 PM
Do they still cane people in England for crimes?
 
2012-07-18 12:10:12 AM
She must have gone to the cheap plastic surgeons if they put her neck together at an angle like that.
 
2012-07-18 12:16:55 AM
Wow, they actually make it more than point-ad-click to include pics from the article in the thread. Fark them in the ass.

/And her in the titties.
//Bb-bbrrrrrr-b-brrr
 
2012-07-18 12:17:35 AM
She should have stolen.. more.
 
2012-07-18 12:51:51 AM
Don't quit your day job.

I mean, I assume eventually she can steal enough for it to work.
 
2012-07-18 01:21:32 AM
First pic..Aww hell yeah, I'd hit it.

Second pic...Wtf?
 
2012-07-18 01:24:41 AM
She can make all that money back doing a few.... hundred porn movies or strip shows.
 
2012-07-18 01:30:25 AM
img151.imageshack.us

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?
 
2012-07-18 01:38:39 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.
 
2012-07-18 01:39:07 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


I don't think so, but those knobby fingers are really gross.
 
2012-07-18 01:40:08 AM
So do her boobs get reposessed? usually you can't keep stolen merchandise but...
 
2012-07-18 01:41:19 AM
never posting a picture of myself, you people are harsh! D-:
 
2012-07-18 01:41:57 AM

"She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."


Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

 
2012-07-18 01:42:13 AM
The court can't deflate her boobs or sully her now-gleaming white teeth. Body modification with stolen money is the new market inefficiency!
 
2012-07-18 01:42:29 AM
Knees too sharp.
 
2012-07-18 01:43:45 AM

Gunther: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

She has fat-person hands. That's how you look if you get liposuction instead of losing the weight honestly.


Her hands don't look that large. She could be tall?
 
2012-07-18 01:45:40 AM
Well it isn't like they can take that away from her.
 
2012-07-18 01:45:54 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


For you to notice the hands, you are fat.
 
2012-07-18 01:48:41 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


Hands? WTF are you talking about?

/looks like beverly d'abo
 
2012-07-18 01:48:46 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-18 01:49:32 AM

Misconduc: miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?

For you to notice the hands, you are fat.


You misspelled gay.
 
2012-07-18 01:49:44 AM
Knobby fingers are the new sharp knees!

Also, whoever Photoshopped her did a terrible job if they wanted her to present as an elite model. Her proportions would put her at
 
2012-07-18 01:50:18 AM
"Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore
 
2012-07-18 01:51:08 AM
Eh, i meant to continue that but malfunctions prevented me from proper input.
 
2012-07-18 01:51:51 AM
I blame Barclays. Visible tats yet they still employed her and allowed her to be near money. You'd never have my bank, HSBC, dealing with such questionable types... Oh, wait a minute.
 
2012-07-18 01:52:57 AM

skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!


Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.
 
2012-07-18 01:53:21 AM
Thank god. At least she won't biatch about not getting a grip on it.
 
2012-07-18 01:53:35 AM

This Pun Was Intended: "Smoking hot"

No one can be trusted on fark anymore


Old news but yeah she ain't...
 
2012-07-18 01:53:58 AM
"But Ma'm, if we make them that big, they won't even look good."
"I don't care, I want my tits out to HERE!"
 
2012-07-18 01:55:23 AM
There's a LIBOR joke to be made here, but I'm too sleepy/stoned to think of one. Will check back tomorrow morning. To see what you all can do.
 
2012-07-18 01:55:33 AM

Monongahela Misfit: skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.


"You're killing your father, Larry!"
 
2012-07-18 01:56:29 AM
Butter face.
 
2012-07-18 01:58:41 AM

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


No, it's not just you.

She had man hands.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 01:59:27 AM
Where is the before picture?
 
2012-07-18 01:59:28 AM
has*
 
2012-07-18 01:59:57 AM

TheOtherOne79: Butter face.


butter everything
 
2012-07-18 02:01:32 AM
www.nothingrelevant.com
 
2012-07-18 02:01:38 AM
I doubt very much that she feels any remorse for this (other than for getting caught.) She's got what she wanted and they can't take it away from her. She'll serve some time, and then be out again - end of story.
 
2012-07-18 02:02:14 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-18 02:03:09 AM
FTA: "and a further £1,700 on teeth-whitening treatment and other expensive dental work."

And she's still not showing her teeth in that picture of her. Must be British.
 
2012-07-18 02:03:48 AM
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2012-07-18 02:06:25 AM

libranoelrose:


She doesn't have man hands, but that was a funny episode. Get some glasses, please.
 
2012-07-18 02:06:53 AM
Given what the people who run certain banks did a few years ago I'm having a hard time really getting worked up over it.
 
2012-07-18 02:07:30 AM
Eh, not a bad way to spend stolen money. It's not like you bought a car they can confiscate or left it all in an account somewhere. What are they going to do, take your boobs?
 
2012-07-18 02:07:37 AM
 
2012-07-18 02:09:20 AM

Monongahela Misfit: skinink: "She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account."
Well this would help me understand why Barclays have been sending me credit card applications nonstop for the past six months. I'm not paying for her boob job, you farkers!

Now we know where some of that mislaid money went. I'd say she didn't spend enough, or went to the wrong place.


Honestly, it was probably put to better use than anything those pigf*ckers would have done with it. Glad to see a woman bettered herself from British Hot to Hot Hot.

miss diminutive: [img151.imageshack.us image 532x720]

Is it just me or does she have freakishly large hands?


Could be Photoshop disasters, but I think it's more likely just a weird angle and camera lens effect.
 
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