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( (St. Petersburg Tim)   You've been wrongly imprisoned for murder for 27 years, what do you want to do next? Sing the national anthem at a Tampa Bay Rays game? Well okay   ( divider line
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6989 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2012 at 2:37 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-18 12:26:03 AM  
7 votes:
Just because he was innocent in this case doesn't mean he didn't do something else he didn't get caught for. People who come in contact with police about one crime are almost invariably involved in. . . wait a minute, he's white. The hell?
2012-07-18 02:53:18 AM  
4 votes:

miss diminutive: So wait, the dog scent evidence was discredited, the main witness recanted and said she was actually sleeping with the lead investigator and he still went to jail....FOR 27 YEARS?

At no point was there any sort of audit or follow up by the justice system to realize that, hey, maybe they just got the wrong guy? He's guilty, evidence be damned, case closed?

I bet not a single person involved in this tragedy will be punished in any way whatsoever. Disgusting.

I think the dog was swatted on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
2012-07-18 04:19:23 AM  
2 votes:
The first thing I'd want after getting out of prison (guilty or not) would be a blow job

/from a girl
2012-07-18 03:27:25 AM  
2 votes:
In jail for 24 years? Given what I ask for?

... gimmie a permanent VIP pass to the Bunny Ranch and a respectable per diem.
2012-07-18 06:59:51 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he'll be singing it ironically.
2012-07-18 06:22:22 AM  
1 vote:

LovingTeacher: The first thing I'd want after getting out of prison (guilty or not) would be a blow job

/from a girl

Get it from a woman instead. Less chance of you going back to prison.
2012-07-18 03:31:28 AM  
1 vote:

TommyymmoT: TommyymmoT: baka-san: Damn...

Better man then me.

No, less retarded.

Oops, sorry, I meant to say, just more retarded than you.
You're still a retard though, if you think that somebody singing the praises of a system, that in all practical terms murdered him, stole most of his productive life, is a cool thing.

His forgiveness, only exacerbates the problem.

I thought you were just calling him/her out on a grammatical mistake at first, then I read your second post. Who exactly are you arguing to? You sound like my girlfriend on her period just looking for a stupid fight. Someone have a little sand in their vagina?

Please tell me this is just a weak attempt at a troll.
2012-07-18 03:02:31 AM  
1 vote:
I'd like to crawl through 100 yards of sh*t, strip off my prison grey, walk into a bank wearing the warden's clothes and withdraw all the money he left there through my shenanigans. Then head down to Zihuatanejo for Coronas and salsa verde.
2012-07-18 02:52:02 AM  
1 vote:
It rained all night in St. Pete and it was the Rays vs the Cleveland Indians. I imagine he sang to bigger crowds on his cell block.
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