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(CBS Charlotte)   People who are constantly online may develop spider voices and octopus fingers and taste like green   (charlotte.cbslocal.com) divider line 27
    More: Interesting, octopus, University of Gothenburg, sleep disorders, taste  
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13188 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jul 2012 at 3:04 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-17 03:29:42 PM  
7 votes:
Being online all day is crazy now? That's what's farking considered crazy? Are you serious? You wanna know what's farking crazy man. What's farking crazy is being a god dam slave to corporate America. That's crazy. Every day, get your ass up at the crack of dawn, get your cup of Starbucks, and hop the multi-cultural subway slave ship to work just to make some dick face who doesn't give a shiat about your life a few extra dollars. That's what real crazy is. Sittin on the internet and yankin your piece to the new photoshopped picture of katie holmes takin a zucchini up her thetan hole is normal in comparison to the iron maiden we all call a career. So eat a big ol dick swedish study, and stick to making delicious gummy red fish.
2012-07-17 03:32:29 PM  
3 votes:
"katie holmes takin a zucchini up her thetan hole"

That was a disappointing GIS.
2012-07-17 03:29:49 PM  
3 votes:
You haven't seen mental problems until you've logged onto Second Life.
2012-07-17 03:10:02 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, as long as those spiders stay on the walls, you'll be just... GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!
2012-07-17 03:09:23 PM  
3 votes:
Or perhaps we're constantly online because we have mental disorders.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: They also have a tendancy to ready everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman.


I keep getting stuck with The Professor.

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2012-07-17 04:09:07 PM  
2 votes:
seemslegit.com
2012-07-17 03:50:05 PM  
2 votes:

jfivealive: Being online all day is crazy now? That's what's farking considered crazy? Are you serious? You wanna know what's farking crazy man. What's farking crazy is being a god dam slave to corporate America. That's crazy. Every day, get your ass up at the crack of dawn, get your cup of Starbucks, and hop the multi-cultural subway slave ship to work just to make some dick face who doesn't give a shiat about your life a few extra dollars. That's what real crazy is. Sittin on the internet and yankin your piece to the new photoshopped picture of katie holmes takin a zucchini up her thetan hole is normal in comparison to the iron maiden we all call a career. So eat a big ol dick swedish study, and stick to making delicious gummy red fish.


You really need to throw something on the ground.
2012-07-17 03:19:33 PM  
2 votes:

wildcardjack: Or perhaps we're constantly online because we have mental disorders.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: They also have a tendancy to ready everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

I keep getting stuck with The Professor.

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Consider yourself lucky

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2012-07-17 03:13:16 PM  
2 votes:
Online is the only way I can interact with humans without my blood pressure rising. If it weren't for broadband, the murder rate in my area would rise dramatically.
2012-07-17 03:10:46 PM  
2 votes:
and that is why I let my TF expire. :)
2012-07-17 03:05:30 PM  
2 votes:
They also have a tendancy to ready everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
2012-07-17 07:29:08 PM  
1 votes:

Nidiot: What is so good about sanity anyway?


It reaffirms effed up societal norms?

I give up, sorry.
2012-07-17 07:07:07 PM  
1 votes:
FWIW I'm the only person at my workplace under 30 years old that isn't on his/her cellphone at every possible opportunity. On breaks and lunch I hang out with the old people because they actually have stuff to talk about. It's usually just complaining about the young people, but at least I agree with them.
2012-07-17 04:59:42 PM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: wildcardjack: Or perhaps we're constantly online because we have mental disorders.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: They also have a tendancy to ready everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

I keep getting stuck with The Professor.

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Consider yourself lucky

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Luxury...

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2012-07-17 04:53:54 PM  
1 votes:
cbscharlotte.files.wordpress.com

Man, he's gone. Didn't even notice they swapped his PC out for a fish tank. That's not even a working screen.. just a print out taped up there.
2012-07-17 04:51:18 PM  
1 votes:

jfivealive: Being online all day is crazy now? That's what's farking considered crazy? Are you serious? You wanna know what's farking crazy man. What's farking crazy is being a god dam slave to corporate America. That's crazy. Every day, get your ass up at the crack of dawn, get your cup of Starbucks, and hop the multi-cultural subway slave ship to work just to make some dick face who doesn't give a shiat about your life a few extra dollars. That's what real crazy is. Sittin on the internet and yankin your piece to the new photoshopped picture of katie holmes takin a zucchini up her thetan hole is normal in comparison to the iron maiden we all call a career. So eat a big ol dick swedish study, and stick to making delicious gummy red fish.


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2012-07-17 04:22:07 PM  
1 votes:

XMark: Another study that assumes correlation equals causation?

I would assume that a lonely, depressed person is more likely to have all that time to spend on the computer in the first place.


I always wanted to do a study on how well journalists know the difference between correlation and causation, and then see what kind of press it gets.
2012-07-17 03:50:13 PM  
1 votes:
What smells like blue?

i.qkme.me
2012-07-17 03:43:14 PM  
1 votes:
Refreshed and it didn't happen again. Oh my god.
2012-07-17 03:32:17 PM  
1 votes:
uh oh! is it safe to keep using the site? I feel kinda raspy
2012-07-17 03:25:19 PM  
1 votes:
I am so glad that article came with a picture showing what a person might look like on a computer. I could never have imagined.
2012-07-17 03:24:30 PM  
1 votes:

Degenerate Monkey: People who constantly do any one thing most likely suffer from the same anxiety problems.


I suffer from carpal tunnel and tennis elbow.
2012-07-17 03:23:20 PM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: Consider yourself lucky

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I so hate you right now.
2012-07-17 03:21:15 PM  
1 votes:
lolthulhu.com
2012-07-17 03:13:43 PM  
1 votes:
I prefer using a typewriter.

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2012-07-17 03:10:24 PM  
1 votes:

Ebenator: Purple is a fruit.


The electric yellow's got me by the banana brain!
2012-07-17 03:05:55 PM  
1 votes:
Purple is a fruit.
 
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