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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arapio to offer "indisputable proof" that "President" Barack Obama's birth certificate has been forged in a press conference that will be streamed live at 5:30 PM ET   (wnd.com) divider line 1474
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2012-07-17 05:50:17 PM

lacrossestar83: i think i'll watch The Daily Show tonight


Is it available online still? Or did they stop that?
 
2012-07-17 05:50:17 PM

cannotsuggestaname: FlashHarry: "spacehunter: adventures in the forbidden zone".


that sounds like a low budge gay porn... NTTIAWWT


well, it starred a close-cropped molly ringwald, so pretty much yeah.
 
2012-07-17 05:50:19 PM

birchman: This is getting national attention. Think about that for a second.


It's getting national attention because there's a lot of money behind it. It's getting national attention because, in its own way, it's as sensational as the Rodney King beating - these racists are going to keep beating on Obama because rich folks are enjoying the show, and news outlets are going to keep showing the beating to agitate those for and against beating Obama.

Romney's getting his ass handed to him in the media right now, thanks to his inability to keep his lies straight. Of course this is going national - this is part of Romney's campaign, after all.
 
2012-07-17 05:50:30 PM

Mikey1969: SHiat, is it that good? Should I sign up for the Derp parade?


i wouldn't sign up for derp, but it's on an abc site link
 
2012-07-17 05:50:46 PM

eiger: Their entire case is that mistakes don't happen on forms produced by bureaucrats? Wow, just, wow.


The 95 year old woman who was responsible at the time claims there were no mistakes, what more proof do you want?

Plus as they note, "African" was not recognized by the federal government, so probably the correct thing to do was to mark it unidentified since it didn't match the provided federal categories.
 
2012-07-17 05:50:47 PM
Yes. Rather than just asking a lawyer, you should ask a guy to sit in a law library and figure it out.
 
2012-07-17 05:50:52 PM
The voice overs on these videos sorta sound like something you'd hear at Tomorrowland.
 
2012-07-17 05:50:54 PM

friday13: They are. In order to watch, you have to sign up for their BS. Literally. You have to give them your name and e-mail address.


"We gained a ton of new believers today! James Rustler, Lootie Heineken, Drew Curtis, Weedlord Bo..."
 
2012-07-17 05:50:59 PM

heap: sillydragon: Okay, I can't watch the broadcast...would some kind farker sum up the "proof"?

i'm watching it, and i have no clue either. i'm likely more confused as to their intentions than you are, actually.


Layers. And Verna Lee.
 
2012-07-17 05:51:19 PM

lacrossestar83: i think i'll watch The Daily Show tonight


It's already filmed, I think. You'll have to wait until tomorrow to see if this is covered.
 
2012-07-17 05:51:23 PM
So did they make the 3:10 train to Yuma? Did anything actually happen?

/livin' on ESDST
//time
 
2012-07-17 05:51:34 PM

Sabyen91: heap: sillydragon: Okay, I can't watch the broadcast...would some kind farker sum up the "proof"?

i'm watching it, and i have no clue either. i'm likely more confused as to their intentions than you are, actually.

Layers. And Verna Lee.


in the kitchen, with the lead pipe
 
2012-07-17 05:51:42 PM
Cool. He hasn't explained any of the things he's promised to explain, and is just parroting old, well-debunked bullshiat. LOOK AT ALL OF THIS EVIDENCE DON'T QUESTION IT
 
2012-07-17 05:51:52 PM
is the president near?
 
2012-07-17 05:52:10 PM

ShawnDoc: eiger: Their entire case is that mistakes don't happen on forms produced by bureaucrats? Wow, just, wow.

The 95 year old woman who was responsible at the time claims there were no mistakes, what more proof do you want?

Plus as they note, "African" was not recognized by the federal government, so probably the correct thing to do was to mark it unidentified since it didn't match the provided federal categories.


ha! That's probably it right there.
 
2012-07-17 05:52:20 PM
Obama got his retroactive birth certificate in 1982.
 
2012-07-17 05:52:22 PM
Does anyone want to point out to this guy that you can have 10,000 forensic document experts look at a PDF copy of a document and have all of their opinions be completely worthless?
 
2012-07-17 05:52:31 PM
Just get to the press questions. I want to hear them evade the questions.
 
2012-07-17 05:52:40 PM
This whole thing is so, so sad.

I sorta feel bad for Arpaio.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:06 PM
Where is the new info? I've heard *all* of this stuff before.

Well, the 95 year old lady certain she never ever could have made a paperwork mistake isn't ringing a bell.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:08 PM
ok, all joking aside - this asshole is a sheriff on the government payroll. how the fark is he allowed to do grandstanding bullshiat like this?
 
2012-07-17 05:53:17 PM
HAWAIIAN BIRTH CERTIFICATES WORTHLESS
 
2012-07-17 05:53:19 PM

gimmegimme: Jesus Farking Christ. These idiots need to learn about Occam's Razor. This is the most complicated bullshiat explanation I've ever heard.


Joe is a good cop and a good cop will tell you it's usually the most complicated theory that ends up being true.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:28 PM
It's a good thing the locals weren't smoking Maui Wowie the day they created his certificate of live birth, or the universe would have to melt and Queen Palin would take her place at the helm of creation.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:37 PM

eraser8: This whole thing is so, so sad.

I sorta feel bad for Arpaio.


i could punch you in the face until that passes. i'm there for you, man.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:37 PM
Oh, NOW he's going to dumb it down for us.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:37 PM
His "alleged" birth. Jesus farking christ people.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:37 PM
This is like social studies class from the 3rd grade in 1969
 
2012-07-17 05:53:42 PM
So his argument is that Hawaii's records aren't good enough to be accepted by other states?

That's awesome.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:46 PM

Heraclitus: Jackson Herring: Grables'Daughter: WHY does the press give this guy airtime?

It's a Liberal Media Conspiracy of course.

Bain is getting too much attention.


Well, Dark Knight Rises is coming out in a couple of days, so it figures he would.
 
2012-07-17 05:53:53 PM
The best part is that even if they proved that he was born in Kenya, it wouldn't make any difference as to his citizenship.

/These people are the definition of fools.
 
2012-07-17 05:54:20 PM
Japs sneaking in through Hawaii? Sounds about right.
 
2012-07-17 05:54:26 PM

FlashHarry: ok, all joking aside - this asshole is a sheriff on the government payroll. how the fark is he allowed to do grandstanding bullshiat like this?


Because this is what white racists in Arizona want to believe.
 
2012-07-17 05:54:27 PM
Wait, so which one is it? Is it a forged certificate, or did his parents lie? It can't be both!
 
2012-07-17 05:54:29 PM

eraser8: This whole thing is so, so sad.

I sorta feel bad for Arpaio.


F*ck no. That old asshole has been bullying people in this state for years, now. He's taken his attitude and ego and decided they were big enough to go for the most powerful man in the world. I don't feel bad for him. I relish his downfall.
 
2012-07-17 05:54:40 PM

FlashHarry: ok, all joking aside - this asshole is a sheriff on the government payroll. how the fark is he allowed to do grandstanding bullshiat like this?


He needs public support to stave off the DOJ investigation. Ensures he'll have a biased jury from his constit..constit...constit...voters.
 
2012-07-17 05:54:46 PM
Could this guy sound less confident and authoritative?
 
2012-07-17 05:54:48 PM
Obama is Japanese!

/This is giving me The Vapors
 
2012-07-17 05:54:59 PM
And not only did they declare his birth retroactively in 1982, they also had the newspaper retroactively publish the birth in 1960, through the use of Obama's time machine.
 
2012-07-17 05:55:07 PM

insertsnarkyusername: His "alleged" birth. Jesus farking christ people.


Are you sure he was born? Can we really be sure he wasn't cast out of the pits of Hell for being TOO evil? I'm just asking questions here.
 
2012-07-17 05:55:10 PM

LarryDan43: gimmegimme: Jesus Farking Christ. These idiots need to learn about Occam's Razor. This is the most complicated bullshiat explanation I've ever heard.

Joe is a good cop and a good cop will tell you it's usually the most complicated theory that ends up being true.


After years of watching COPS, I can tell you that police officers LOVE hearing any defense that starts with, "Officer, officer...see...you're not going to believe this, but..."
 
2012-07-17 05:55:23 PM

hershy799: Wait, so which one is it? Is it a forged certificate, or did his parents lie? It can't be both!


His parents lied on the forgery. Feints within feints within feints...
 
2012-07-17 05:55:31 PM
Man, I hope some of these idiots get invited to the convention. Please, Republicans, make Romney embrace these morans.
 
2012-07-17 05:55:44 PM
So if his parents were legal residents of Hawaii, it doesn't matter where he was born, got it.

Now they're going to prove that Obama's parents weren't legal residents of Hawaii, right?
 
2012-07-17 05:55:49 PM

FlashHarry: ok, all joking aside - this asshole is a sheriff on the government payroll. how the fark is he allowed to do grandstanding bullshiat like this?


images.footballfanatics.com

Closest thing I could find to an ARIZONA tag.
 
2012-07-17 05:56:02 PM
Wut????
 
2012-07-17 05:56:02 PM
IN ARIZONA, YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THIS!!!
 
2012-07-17 05:56:04 PM
You know, if you're incapable of critical thinking and take for granted that Obama wasn't really born in Hawaii, this probably seems pretty compelling. If I hold my breath long enough, I can start to connect the dots.
 
2012-07-17 05:56:18 PM

soosh: HAWAIIAN BIRTH CERTIFICATES WORTHLESS


Basically.

He's saying everyone with a Hawaii birth certificate is suspect.

National Security is at stake!
 
2012-07-17 05:56:18 PM

gimmegimme: LarryDan43: gimmegimme: Jesus Farking Christ. These idiots need to learn about Occam's Razor. This is the most complicated bullshiat explanation I've ever heard.

Joe is a good cop and a good cop will tell you it's usually the most complicated theory that ends up being true.

After years of watching COPS, I can tell you that police officers LOVE hearing any defense that starts with, "Officer, officer...see...you're not going to believe this, but..."


Just a couple beers.
 
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