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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arapio to offer "indisputable proof" that "President" Barack Obama's birth certificate has been forged in a press conference that will be streamed live at 5:30 PM ET   (wnd.com) divider line 1474
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2012-07-17 04:41:59 PM  
UDerpin Anyone else here to watch Megaforce?

I demand to know who this is! LMAO!
 
2012-07-17 04:42:01 PM  

skullkrusher: LordStormes: bluorangefyre: Why do I get the feeling that if Obama was were white likeas his predecessors we wouldn't be repeatedly having this discussion?


FTFY
FTFBothofyou


FIFYAY
 
2012-07-17 04:42:39 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Potato trash can alphabet soup Obama, tree bark conspiracy putty knife. Gummy walnut tibia Kenya! Gummy walnut! Sunspot merkin granite sock darkie."
 
2012-07-17 04:42:49 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: skullkrusher: LordStormes: bluorangefyre: Why do I get the feeling that if Obama was were white likeas his predecessors we wouldn't be repeatedly having this discussion?


FTFY
FTFBothofyou

FIFYAY


ooh, ISWYDT.
 
2012-07-17 04:42:55 PM  

AtomicTwinkie: Even if it was true, it would just affect the next election unless he was impeached.

Committing a crime doesn't get a president automatically impeached. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but the only way for a sitting president to be removed from office is the impeachment process in the constitution, right? A President can gun down an entire room of children and technically he's still president unless congress impeaches him.

/if we impeach Obama, then Biden is the new president. Good luck getting the congressional votes to impeach them both.
//President Biden. Hee hee.


Interestingly enough, a while back a right-wing friend pointed out it may not matter if he's Kenyan after he gets elected. I'm not a lawyer, but it was something the line of there not actually being a federal statute against him running (since the requirements are in the constitution), so once he's sworn in, he's actually the President and to get him out (outside of impeachment), you'd have to sue the federal government to do so. But doing that requires you demonstrate standing (I think was the term), so you'd have to demonstrate his swearing in personally hurt you in such a way that definitely wouldn't have occured if someone else had been sworn in. Which can't actually be done.

I think that was the gist of it. Perhaps one of the lawyer-y folk around here can understand the point and enunciate it better.
 
2012-07-17 04:42:57 PM  

rufus-t-firefly:

Mike Zullo said the new information was developed during an investigative trip to Hawaii in May.

What an epic waste of time and money.


I need to take an investigative trip to Hawaii... I think I may find 'evidence' at the beaches. uncovering all those mounds of sweet soft evidence will be my top priority.
 
2012-07-17 04:43:26 PM  

FormlessOne: This, emphatically. Obama has stomped on FOIA, built on Bush's indiscretions when it comes to skirting the law on military actions, and demonstrated repeatedly that he doesn't care as much as you think about your freedoms and rights - but he's a friggin' gem compared to Romney.

I shudder every time I think of a Romney presidency.



what the fark did I just read? So it is ok for him to not care about freedom and rights? The stone of the US of A's foundation? Doesn't he get sworn in to protect and uphold the constitution? Something Obama has hard a hard time doing lately? And that is "OK"
 
2012-07-17 04:43:30 PM  

Vodka Zombie: OMG! the live chat is farking hilarious.


Farkers REPRESENT!
 
2012-07-17 04:43:31 PM  
I know some of you are in that chat... I can sense it.
 
2012-07-17 04:43:53 PM  

Vodka Zombie: OMG! the live chat is farking hilarious.


I'm enjoying myself.
 
2012-07-17 04:44:03 PM  
"Based on how (in)justice Roberts rule on obamacare, it would seem that he is a major roadblock on any eligibility case moving forward in the SCOTUS. EVERY ONE of the cases has died there with no action taken. Some one on SCOTUS is covering for the brown clown."

Nope, not racist, at all.
 
2012-07-17 04:44:13 PM  

skullkrusher: Smoky Dragon Dish: skullkrusher: LordStormes: bluorangefyre: Why do I get the feeling that if Obama was were white likeas his predecessors we wouldn't be repeatedly having this discussion?


FTFY
FTFBothofyou

FIFYAY

ooh, ISWYDT.


Yeah, WYSIWYG
 
2012-07-17 04:44:23 PM  

Vodka Zombie: JerseyTim: My god, Farah's mustache is beautiful in motion.

It's hypnotizing when seen in the wild.


Nothing can prepare you for it. It's like seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time.
 
2012-07-17 04:44:23 PM  
Christ, these people are stupid:

It is not an hour before they start. They already spoke, but the gov't muted

well they can't mute internal sound, so let's hope they get it up soon on youtube etc., for some time

No.. that was no practice, this is no practice, gov't muted
 
2012-07-17 04:44:36 PM  
The questions I would ask Arpaio's Cold Case Posse (and any other Birther) "experts":

• If you really have the expertise that you claim, you should already know the answers to each of these off the top of your heads, without reference to any documentation. If you take more than five seconds (I'm being generous here - 2½ should suffice) to begin to at least say what each of these abbreviations stand for, you lose.

• What do these abbreviations stand for? PDF, MRC, and JBIG2 (for starters)

• For each of the above abbreviations, what do the technologies that they stand for actually mean?

• For each of the above technologies, explain in your own words why they are specifically relevant to the matter of the whitehouse.gov document.

• Also say what OCR is, and why it is not relevant.

• Explain what the Adobe Paper Capture subsystem is.

• List any three of each of these: Object Classes, Properties, Methods, and Functions; from the Adobe Acrobat DOM and API (do you even know what those abbreviations stand for?), and include, for each, not only its name, but also its purpose, and the names, data types, and default calling orders of each of its input and output parameters (including the return value in the case of one of the above ― can you even name which of the four above would, by definition, have a return value?).

• How many .PDF forms have you personally built in Adobe Acrobat Standard or Pro (not LiveCycle Designer) that have full interactive intelligence, including validations and calculations that cannot be performed with any of the provided default validation and calculation actions and that therefore must be hand-programmed in Acrobat's JavaScript?

Oh, you claim to be a Photoshop expert and not an Acrobat expert? Well, this is a .PDF we're talking about here, so Photoshop is irrelevant, but let's just test that claim, shall we?

• How many filters, file input / export formats, acquisition, etc. plugins or other add-ons have you personally written for Photoshop, and where can I download and/or purchase them from, right now?

• Can you at least do this much? Open any image in Photoshop. Go to the Filters menu, and down near or at the bottom (depending on version or installed filter plugins / add-ons) you'll see one named "Custom." Call that up. Now, declare and describe exactly the effect you're going to produce, then type the correct entries into the proper boxes to produce that specific effect and no other. You get one try. No trial-and-error. No reference to any documentation.

And, the biggie for anyone claiming to be forensic analyst:

Why are you wasting time on the deliberately vastly reduced-bandwidth and thus low quality whitehouse.gov .PDF in the first place when much higher quality scans of the certified paper copies that were given to the Associated Press (AP) and United Press International (UPI) have been available on the Internet to anyone who bothers to look for at least as long (you can tell them because, unlike the version posted to whitehouse.gov, they're not printed on green basket-weave-patterned security paper ― here's one example [too big to embed into a message here directly])? If you were asked to analyze security camera video, and the client gave you a third-generation VHS whose tape had been repeatedly "eaten" by a dirty defective VCR and was all wrinkly and scratched with lots of drop-outs, would you not at least try to find if a higher quality copy or original can be made available to you, before wasting time on the low quality version?
 
2012-07-17 04:44:48 PM  

vegasj: FormlessOne: This, emphatically. Obama has stomped on FOIA, built on Bush's indiscretions when it comes to skirting the law on military actions, and demonstrated repeatedly that he doesn't care as much as you think about your freedoms and rights - but he's a friggin' gem compared to Romney.

I shudder every time I think of a Romney presidency.


what the fark did I just read? So it is ok for him to not care about freedom and rights? The stone of the US of A's foundation? Doesn't he get sworn in to protect and uphold the constitution? Something Obama has hard a hard time doing lately? And that is "OK"


nowhere did FO say that's OK.
 
2012-07-17 04:45:10 PM  
Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer!
 
2012-07-17 04:45:24 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: skullkrusher: Smoky Dragon Dish: skullkrusher: LordStormes: bluorangefyre: Why do I get the feeling that if Obama was were white likeas his predecessors we wouldn't be repeatedly having this discussion?


FTFY
FTFBothofyou

FIFYAY

ooh, ISWYDT.

Yeah, WYSIWYG


GIGO so tits or GTFO
 
2012-07-17 04:46:01 PM  
Mormon Partyboat is my new band name.
 
2012-07-17 04:46:11 PM  

Vodka Zombie: UDerpin Anyone else here to watch Megaforce?

I demand to know who this is! LMAO!


Zorro?
 
2012-07-17 04:46:38 PM  

Sabyen91: Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer!


Joe is going to shoot himself? Is Don Johnson in the room?

//let's have some decorum folks
 
2012-07-17 04:46:49 PM  

give me doughnuts: Barry Bostwick had to follow "Rocky Horror" with something. The residuals weren't paying the bills.


Shocky wasn't it?

// then there was Spin City, with Ferris Bueller's friend and Martin J McFly
// and Montel's look-alike
 
2012-07-17 04:47:10 PM  

gotons: "Based on how (in)justice Roberts rule on obamacare, it would seem that he is a major roadblock on any eligibility case moving forward in the SCOTUS. EVERY ONE of the cases has died there with no action taken. Some one on SCOTUS is covering for the brown clown."

Nope, not racist, at all.


The Brown clown? That sounds like a German porn flick.
 
2012-07-17 04:47:23 PM  
americasvoiceonline.org
I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time...
 
2012-07-17 04:48:06 PM  

vegasj: FormlessOne: This, emphatically. Obama has stomped on FOIA, built on Bush's indiscretions when it comes to skirting the law on military actions, and demonstrated repeatedly that he doesn't care as much as you think about your freedoms and rights - but he's a friggin' gem compared to Romney.

I shudder every time I think of a Romney presidency.


what the fark did I just read? So it is ok for him to not care about freedom and rights? The stone of the US of A's foundation? Doesn't he get sworn in to protect and uphold the constitution? Something Obama has hard a hard time doing lately? And that is "OK"


You're not real big on reading comprehension, I see.
 
2012-07-17 04:48:08 PM  
**SPOILER ALERT**

Sheriff Joe unveils a time machine, and he takes three reporters back in time with him to personally view Obama coming out of his mom's vagina in Indonesia. But they never make it back, because the CIA is waiting for them.
 
2012-07-17 04:48:23 PM  
I hope the Sheriff is mid-sentence when Obama's entrance music interrupts him. Then, Obama will appear on the Jumbo-Tron, tear up all the evidence and laugh while Joe Biden, in a singlet, sneaks behind Arapio and hits him over the head with a folding chair.
 
2012-07-17 04:48:47 PM  

gravebayne2: Skanque: I had to upgrade EnviroDude to a 'red 2' troll today because he is so ever-present in politics threads, but can't give him the coveted 'red 1' status because he is so flamingly obvious about it.

[img4.imageshack.us image 512x340]

i wonder what it would take for me to get to red leader on your list.... hrm....

that said... lotta derp comin outta here. dunno how anyone could support ol sheriff joe. guys whacked out of his gourd and it shows.


It does take a consistent derping to get on the ol red leader list. I guess you'll just have to be Porkins until then.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-17 04:49:11 PM  

gimmegimme: rufus-t-firefly: At the March 1 conference, as WND reported, Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse announced that probable cause exists to believe that the document purported to be Obama's original, long-form birth certificate is a forgery. The posse said it also found probable cause to believe that Obama's Selective Service registration form is fraudulent.

Those words...

In United States criminal law, probable cause is the standard by which an officer or agent of the law has the grounds to make an arrest, to conduct a personal or property search, or to obtain a warrant for arrest, etc. when criminal charges are being considered.

I would LOVE for the Sheriff's "posse" to attempt an arrest, considering that 1) it is far outside their jurisdiction, and 2) maybe if the Secret Service were to shoot a couple of these assholes, they'd scream "OMG TYRANNY" even louder for our amusement.

These farkwits examined precisely ZERO primary documents (as handing them over to them would be illegal) and still have the balls to claim they have "probable cause."

Mike Zullo said the new information was developed during an investigative trip to Hawaii in May.

What an epic waste of time and money.

Let's not be hasty. I am actually contacting WND because I can prove Obama is from Kenya. I just need some money so I can get to Germany during Oktoberfest.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 302x344]


The final proof is in that nearest girl's boobies. Or, at the very least, there is a clue there that will direct me to another part of her body. I need to investigate further...
 
2012-07-17 04:49:28 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Most Americans want the same thing. Good family, good food, good home, good job, good community. They look at 'how' that should be achieved differently. Some see success through a working together towards the goal. Some see it as an individual effort. Some see it as something they need to be directed to achieve.

What Mitt Romney doesn't understand, is that you need to approach those groups of people with a message that speaks to them. I wouldn't dream of telling a libertarian that he should volunteer for a community group because the community would do better, I would instead point out the benefits to that person and how it helps that person get what they want. *shrug* Wish I were better at it.


Right, it's absorbed better if you make it their idea.
 
2012-07-17 04:49:29 PM  
Okay. Proof is coming out now...
 
2012-07-17 04:49:34 PM  
It'll be interesting to see what news organizations report on this and how much coverage.

It'll help separate the ones interested in bullshiat from the ones interested in reporting real news.
 
2012-07-17 04:50:28 PM  

skullkrusher: Smoky Dragon Dish: skullkrusher: Smoky Dragon Dish: skullkrusher: LordStormes: bluorangefyre: Why do I get the feeling that if Obama was were white likeas his predecessors we wouldn't be repeatedly having this discussion?


FTFY
FTFBothofyou

FIFYAY

ooh, ISWYDT.

Yeah, WYSIWYG

GIGO so tits or GTFO


Hrmpf, a /b/tard we have?

www.epiclol.com
 
2012-07-17 04:51:13 PM  

daveUSMC: I hope the Sheriff is mid-sentence when Obama's entrance music interrupts him. Then, Obama will appear on the Jumbo-Tron, tear up all the evidence and laugh while Joe Biden, in a singlet, sneaks behind Arapio and hits him over the head with a folding chair.


Born in the USA! Born in the USA!
 
2012-07-17 04:51:27 PM  
americasvoiceonline.org
CURSE YOU RED BARON!
 
2012-07-17 04:51:29 PM  
Phone farking... Anything happen yet?
 
2012-07-17 04:51:43 PM  

Sabyen91: Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer!


On a side note, I once gave considerable thought to creating an R. Budd Dwyer themed restaurant called "R. Budd D." (Our Buddy).

It would have the actual gun used in the suicide in a case. Half-priced Bloody Mary's from 5-7. Filter's Hey Man Nice Shot would play at the top of every hour. CNN would play in TVs overhead but randomly twice per hour, the whole ABC News 6 footage of Budd blowing his head off would cut in.

I am still waiting for Dwyer's family to sign-off on this.
 
2012-07-17 04:51:57 PM  
Republicans want to cut spending...but waste money on this.

/Vote Republican
 
2012-07-17 04:52:20 PM  
Whoever is logged in as Mormon Partyboat, and I know it is one of you... kudos.

Farkers should log in as Skinnyhead and Internet dentist etc, and go to town.
 
2012-07-17 04:52:25 PM  

skullkrusher: nowhere did FO say that's OK.


Not literally, But I really have doubts Romney will wipe his ass with the 1st, 2nd, 4th, & 10th amendments. So how is that a "gem" in comparison?
 
2012-07-17 04:53:08 PM  

coeyagi: Sabyen91: Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer! Budd Dwyer!

On a side note, I once gave considerable thought to creating an R. Budd Dwyer themed restaurant called "R. Budd D." (Our Buddy).

It would have the actual gun used in the suicide in a case. Half-priced Bloody Mary's from 5-7. Filter's Hey Man Nice Shot would play at the top of every hour. CNN would play in TVs overhead but randomly twice per hour, the whole ABC News 6 footage of Budd blowing his head off would cut in.

I am still waiting for Dwyer's family to sign-off on this.


That is going a bit far. Hey Man Nice Shot has already been overplayed.
 
2012-07-17 04:53:18 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Phone farking... Anything happen yet?


A whole lot of inaudible mustache.
 
2012-07-17 04:53:20 PM  

alizeran: Whoever is logged in as Mormon Partyboat, and I know it is one of you... kudos.

Farkers should log in as Skinnyhead and Internet dentist etc, and go to town.


ok that made me lawl
 
2012-07-17 04:53:55 PM  

vegasj: skullkrusher: nowhere did FO say that's OK.

Not literally, But I really have doubts Romney will wipe his ass with the 1st, 2nd, 4th, & 10th amendments. So how is that a "gem" in comparison?


You realize Obama expanded gun rights, right? So, I didn't need to look at anything else, you're just another frothing Busch league bridge-dweller.
 
2012-07-17 04:54:27 PM  

coeyagi: You realize Obama expanded gun rights, right? So, I didn't need to look at anything else, you're just another frothing Busch league bridge-dweller.


ATT. nothing more to say.

 
2012-07-17 04:54:40 PM  

elffster: alizeran: Whoever is logged in as Mormon Partyboat, and I know it is one of you... kudos.

Farkers should log in as Skinnyhead and Internet dentist etc, and go to town.

ok that made me lawl


Did Skinnyhead really trip up one time and forget which alt he was logged in as, or was that just a 'shoop?
 
2012-07-17 04:54:46 PM  

COMALite J: The questions I would ask Arpaio's Cold Case Posse (and any other Birther) "experts":

• If you really have the expertise that you claim, you should already know the answers to each of these off the top of your heads, without reference to any documentation. If you take more than five seconds (I'm being generous here - 2½ should suffice) to begin to at least say what each of these abbreviations stand for, you lose.

• What do these abbreviations stand for? PDF, MRC, and JBIG2 (for starters)

• For each of the above abbreviations, what do the technologies that they stand for actually mean?

• For each of the above technologies, explain in your own words why they are specifically relevant to the matter of the whitehouse.gov document.

• Also say what OCR is, and why it is not relevant.

• Explain what the Adobe Paper Capture subsystem is.

• List any three of each of these: Object Classes, Properties, Methods, and Functions; from the Adobe Acrobat DOM and API (do you even know what those abbreviations stand for?), and include, for each, not only its name, but also its purpose, and the names, data types, and default calling orders of each of its input and output parameters (including the return value in the case of one of the above ― can you even name which of the four above would, by definition, have a return value?).

• How many .PDF forms have you personally built in Adobe Acrobat Standard or Pro (not LiveCycle Designer) that have full interactive intelligence, including validations and calculations that cannot be performed with any of the provided default validation and calculation actions and that therefore must be hand-programmed in Acrobat's JavaScript?

Oh, you claim to be a Photoshop expert and not an Acrobat expert? Well, this is a .PDF we're talking about here, so Photoshop is irrelevant, but let's just test that claim, shall we?

• How many filters, file input / export formats, acquisition, etc. plugins or other add-ons have you personally written for Photos ...


I would put money down on them not having a clue about any of what you just said. I've been working on computers in various capacities of geekery for 20+ years and I only understood part of it.
 
2012-07-17 04:54:50 PM  
At a certain point you have to wonder less about the political angle of this and more about the strong possibility of them having paranoid schizophrenia.
 
2012-07-17 04:54:51 PM  
Yeah, but everything the MSM has built is nothing but a house of cards and the right piece of the truth will take it down.

Proverbs 16:18 trumps whatever they've got going on, just a matter of time and timing.

I have this weird scene playing in my head sorta like in Pulp Fiction where Samuel Jackson/Jules Winnfield is going Ezekiel 25:17 on someone, only instead of Jackson/Jules, it's Sheriff Arpaio.


Republicans need to stop watching liberal Hollywood movies.
 
2012-07-17 04:54:56 PM  

vegasj: skullkrusher: nowhere did FO say that's OK.

Not literally, But I really have doubts Romney will wipe his ass with the 1st, 2nd, 4th, & 10th amendments. So how is that a "gem" in comparison?


Why would you doubt that? Also, what does that have to do with anything? Preferring one candidate over an other does not mean you think that all the bad shiat your preferred candidate does is OK
 
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