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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arapio to offer "indisputable proof" that "President" Barack Obama's birth certificate has been forged in a press conference that will be streamed live at 5:30 PM ET   (wnd.com) divider line 1474
    More: Hero, obama, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, birth certificates, press conference, Arizona Secretary of State, University of New Zealand, posses, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office  
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2012-07-17 04:06:38 PM  

Vodka Zombie: FlashHarry: Vodka Zombie: Yeah. Me too. But, I'm convinced to this day that my parents will kick my ass because I lied and said I was seeing Empire or some Rocky flick.

that was a good year for movies

blade runner
conan the barbarian
creepshow
dead men don't wear plaid
ET
fast times at ridgemont high
first blood
friday the 13th part III
night shift

and then there's megaforce, but you can't win 'em all....

And, out of those, I think Megaforce is the only one I can remember seeing in a theater. I PAID FOR THAT!

I think I'll go cry over my wasted youth now.


I saw Conan in theaters. It was (and still is) awesome. I saw the remake a couple of nights ago. It was a god damn embarrassment. I had to go watch Khal Drogo swear to deliver the Iron Throne to his son a dozen times in a row just to get the stench out of my eyes.
 
2012-07-17 04:06:52 PM  

Empty Matchbook: [img.photobucket.com image 100x100]

/but remember: It's the Bain Capitol stuff that's the massive waste of time!!


Further, it's the Bain Capital stuff that makes the left look like conspiracy theory loons.

Birtherism? Totally worthwhile and it makes you look like a brave crusader against un-Americanism.
 
2012-07-17 04:07:42 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Really?? Are people that stupid? Is this really acceptable from some small town sheriff? How far we have fallen.


He's not a small-town sheriff, much though he likes to promote that image. Half of the population of the state lives in his county, the state capital and largest city lie within the county, and it's the fourth-largest county in terms of population in the United States.

Also, he's a d-bag.
 
2012-07-17 04:07:48 PM  
Even if it was true, it would just affect the next election unless he was impeached.

Committing a crime doesn't get a president automatically impeached. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but the only way for a sitting president to be removed from office is the impeachment process in the constitution, right? A President can gun down an entire room of children and technically he's still president unless congress impeaches him.

/if we impeach Obama, then Biden is the new president. Good luck getting the congressional votes to impeach them both.
//President Biden. Hee hee.
 
2012-07-17 04:07:51 PM  

Nabb1: Well, gosh, that's going to conflict with my planned news conference to release incontrovertible evidence of the Bigfoot. (I caught him riding the Loch Ness Monster.)


Did the Loch Ness Monster charge Bigfoot tree-fiddy per ride?
 
2012-07-17 04:07:54 PM  

sprawl15: If you look closely at the long form birth certificate, you will notice that it's a .pdf file. What is .pdf? The Peoples' Democratic Front, the Indian communist party splinter group that infiltrated Obama's Madrassa to indoctrinate him into the Muslimchurian Candidate that he is today.


You're stepping into Pocket Ninja territory here, man. Relax a little.
 
2012-07-17 04:08:59 PM  
Someone should try to primary Issa out if he doesn't open a congressional investigation into this! And use this as proof that Issa should go!

/Not because I think Obama's birth certificate is forged
//But because it would be hilarious to watch Issa get booted.
 
2012-07-17 04:09:59 PM  

sprawl15: coeyagi: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.

now THAT would spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday

Good, then we can start putting "We get it, he's Catholic" on permanent Ctrl+C.

Like on a strip of paper running from control to C? I rarely use Z or X, but rarely isn't the same as never. Also, it would interfere with my alt key, which I never learned to hit with my right hand.


No silly. They have freeware programs that allow you to have such sayings as "You seem tired, Bill." or "0/10. FFS, I know it's only Tuesday, but could you troll like you give a f*ck" on permanent clipboard. Link

If this piece of shiat laptop wasn't about to get reimaged, i'd install one.
 
2012-07-17 04:10:29 PM  
And God came to me last night as I prayed and he said, "Joe... I will gov't you proof of this Kenyan usurper. You need to go to Hawaii one more time." But Lord I said, I have no more money, how will I get to Hawaii? The Lord did reply, "Schedule a press conference tomorrow evening, and ask that the faithful to Me, provide the funds for you and your family" and so I ask that the true believers send what you can afford to my paypal account. God will provide the rest.
 
2012-07-17 04:11:13 PM  
The last news conference like this he had went on for hours, never got to any sort of point or conclusion, and was not worth watching even for the entertainment value. He just really likes to hear himself talk.
 
2012-07-17 04:11:14 PM  
americasvoiceonline.org

Viva Pagliaccio, viva Pagliaccio, Evviva! il principe se' dei pagliacci!
 
2012-07-17 04:11:32 PM  

Rent Party: I saw the remake a couple of nights ago. It was a god damn embarrassment. I had to go watch Khal Drogo swear to deliver the Iron Throne to his son a dozen times in a row just to get the stench out of my eyes.


I watched some episodes of Farscape to ease the pain. Seriously even Conan the Destroyer was better than the re-make.
 
2012-07-17 04:11:38 PM  

FlashHarry: that was a good year for movies

blade runner
conan the barbarian
creepshow
dead men don't wear plaid
ET
fast times at ridgemont high
first blood
friday the 13th part III
night shift

and then there's megaforce, but you can't win 'em all....


My mom took me to see Airplane 2:The Sequel that year.

No nine year old should have to go through that...
 
2012-07-17 04:11:49 PM  

Hack Patooey: [americasvoiceonline.org image 500x402]

Viva Pagliaccio, viva Pagliaccio, Evviva! il principe se' dei pagliacci!


Goddammit, I was just about to paste that.
 
2012-07-17 04:11:50 PM  
When will this country just stop? Can we just pack it in and call it day? We had a good run.
 
2012-07-17 04:11:55 PM  

coeyagi: No silly. They have freeware programs that allow you to have such sayings as "You seem tired, Bill." or "0/10. FFS, I know it's only Tuesday, but could you troll like you give a f*ck" on permanent clipboard. Link


How does it know which CNTL+C you hit?
 
2012-07-17 04:12:35 PM  
I cupped SkinnyHead's balls like this and that's why he still pushes my birther story on Fark.
americasvoiceonline.org
 
2012-07-17 04:12:53 PM  

coeyagi: Pro Zack: this will be the bain of someone's existence.

Are you from Murfeesboro, TN? Just wondering, you really seem to have that great crusading spirit of open-mindedness and kindness that those folks have, especially towards people of different races and religions.


I was making a pun about bain.... made sure not to say it would be any specific person's bain... will probably become arapio's bain.

But I'm from Tennesse, therefore I am racist?
 
2012-07-17 04:14:14 PM  

make me some tea: I mean, where do you even begin to tear down that mentality when debating with them? I've all but given up trying.


Most Americans want the same thing. Good family, good food, good home, good job, good community. They look at 'how' that should be achieved differently. Some see success through a working together towards the goal. Some see it as an individual effort. Some see it as something they need to be directed to achieve.

What Mitt Romney doesn't understand, is that you need to approach those groups of people with a message that speaks to them. I wouldn't dream of telling a libertarian that he should volunteer for a community group because the community would do better, I would instead point out the benefits to that person and how it helps that person get what they want. *shrug* Wish I were better at it.

IHadMeAVision: Do conservatives have arguments among each other in bars? Or is it all "I hate Obama," "Yeah man, fark that ni-bong," "He's like, the worst president ever man," "I know dude, he's terrible and liberals are dumb." Sounds about as exciting a conversation to overhear as two stoned kids praising the granola bar they just shared.


If you see your view of the world threatened, you'll become defensive and distrustful. He is considered an enemy and thus gets final responsibility for things that aren't remotely connected. He is seen as a weak leader who values weakness and surrender and compromise to a socialistic common good. These aren't qualities of a good strong leader, so he gets them assigned to him. They really hate his success on the military front- which is why they get ever more angry at how many troops have died in Afghanistan since he was sworn into office.
 
2012-07-17 04:14:24 PM  

BillCo: You gotta love this guy. He can say "good morning" and the liberals start foaming at the mouth.

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

Yep. Obama is the anointed one. Any dissent is heresy.


I promise to pull a Dennis Miller if Sheriff Joe's correct so long as you two go away if he's wrong.
 
2012-07-17 04:14:34 PM  
Link to live stream for later

As a bonus, has chat on the side where you can watch the derpers derp in real time.
 
2012-07-17 04:16:28 PM  
OK sheriff Joe, you found the truth, Hawaii does not actually exist, "Hawaii" was created as a by the United shipping lines as a place to store old boats filled with excavated dirt from Peru due to mining a contract dispute. the ships have been here so long no one knows how to get them unmoored, but since this is in reality Peruvian soil . Obama is really Japanese.
 
2012-07-17 04:16:31 PM  

sprawl15: coeyagi: No silly. They have freeware programs that allow you to have such sayings as "You seem tired, Bill." or "0/10. FFS, I know it's only Tuesday, but could you troll like you give a f*ck" on permanent clipboard. Link

How does it know which CNTL+C you hit?


VK_RCONTROL vs VK_LCONTROL... just to run with this line of whatever the fark it is
 
2012-07-17 04:17:03 PM  

sprawl15: coeyagi: No silly. They have freeware programs that allow you to have such sayings as "You seem tired, Bill." or "0/10. FFS, I know it's only Tuesday, but could you troll like you give a f*ck" on permanent clipboard. Link

How does it know which CNTL+C you hit?


Damn you, it was a general statement about having shiat on the clipboard! It wasn't an actual plan of attack!

(in all seriousness, they probably just have it running in the system tray, you click it and then select your clipboard item. but i was too lazy to actually confirm this)
 
2012-07-17 04:17:10 PM  
I had to upgrade EnviroDude to a 'red 2' troll today because he is so ever-present in politics threads, but can't give him the coveted 'red 1' status because he is so flamingly obvious about it.

img4.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-17 04:17:27 PM  
Wait a second... I actually read the article, because I was fascinated and I found this tidbit...

FTFA
At the March 1 conference, as WND reported, Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse announced that probable cause exists to believe that the document purported to be Obama's original, long-form birth certificate is a forgery. The posse said it also found probable cause to believe that Obama's Selective Service registration form is fraudulent.

Probable cause? They stopped the investigation at probable cause? That's a level of proof required to search a vehicle during a traffic stop. Now, I'm not a cop, but I suspect that maybe they should chase down the leads that gave them "probable cause" instead of just half assing it and having a press conference.
 
2012-07-17 04:18:21 PM  

Yuri Futanari: Link to live stream for later

As a bonus, has chat on the side where you can watch the derpers derp in real time.


uhrmahgurd!

I might *actually* get some popcorn ready for this...
 
2012-07-17 04:18:51 PM  

Skanque: I had to upgrade EnviroDude to a 'red 2' troll today because he is so ever-present in politics threads, but can't give him the coveted 'red 1' status because he is so flamingly obvious about it.

[img4.imageshack.us image 512x340]


cman should be downgraded to red2 also. he was saying a few sensible things yesterday.
 
2012-07-17 04:20:09 PM  
Huh, it looks like the posse has protesters. I guess not everybody in Maricopa County is a moronic asshole. Link
 
2012-07-17 04:20:16 PM  
freakoutnation.com
 
2012-07-17 04:20:28 PM  
amvoice.3cdn.net

monkeystealsthepeach.com
 
2012-07-17 04:20:34 PM  
The freeper thread for this is classic, tons of em think that the Obama staffer that recently dropped dead was the one who forged the BC and is now dead because of this press conference.

Can't get anything past those guys
 
2012-07-17 04:21:34 PM  
JOE SPEAKING ON LIVE STREAM NOW REHEARSING!!
 
2012-07-17 04:22:30 PM  

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.


What makes you say that? I'd be perfectly fine with a President Biden.
 
2012-07-17 04:22:35 PM  
I'm not gonna waste time reading this nonsense,

I just want to claim dibs on " Arpaio and his Cold Case Posse" as my future band name.
 
2012-07-17 04:22:46 PM  
Will Fox carry it? I'm not 'signing up' for anything at WND, ever.
 
2012-07-17 04:22:57 PM  

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.


Once again, look at how stupid you are.
 
2012-07-17 04:23:02 PM  
 
2012-07-17 04:23:30 PM  
oh this should be good
 
2012-07-17 04:23:38 PM  

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.


No, he couldn't. Not in this timeline.

But I just looked into an alternate universe - one in which Obama WAS born in Kenya - and it turned out that conservatives didn't care because he was a white Republican.

"You are only 'concerned' because you're a racist" is just as legitimate as your hyperbolic "not a single liberal" garbage.
 
2012-07-17 04:23:49 PM  

YakBoy42:
[monkeystealsthepeach.com image 562x452]


Exactly what I was thinking. Bravo.
 
2012-07-17 04:24:10 PM  
I remember earlier this year when all the derpsters on Facebook thought this turd was an 'Muricun hero because he oppressed the brown man. Nobody seems to want to champion him anymore. I love it when the derp exceeds capacity.
 
2012-07-17 04:24:47 PM  
They're murmuring about whites and caucasians...
 
2012-07-17 04:25:05 PM  
Someone should document every person presenting this press conference and use the video as evidence in a civil suit against the county for fraudulent spending of tax dollars.
 
2012-07-17 04:25:30 PM  

sprawl15: coeyagi: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.

now THAT would spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday

Good, then we can start putting "We get it, he's Catholic" on permanent Ctrl+C.

Like on a strip of paper running from control to C? I rarely use Z or X, but rarely isn't the same as never. Also, it would interfere with my alt key, which I never learned to hit with my right hand.


There's an alt key on the right side?
 
2012-07-17 04:25:51 PM  

Skanque: I had to upgrade EnviroDude to a 'red 2' troll today because he is so ever-present in politics threads, but can't give him the coveted 'red 1' status because he is so flamingly obvious about it.

[img4.imageshack.us image 512x340]


I make the conserva-trolls 'purple 3' - which is basically pink - since it's obvious that they're actually Communists trying to make conservatives look stupid.
 
2012-07-17 04:25:52 PM  

LasersHurt: They're murmuring about whites and caucasians...


HAHAHAHA... Something about "the use of the term African-American..."
 
2012-07-17 04:25:53 PM  
www.etoyoc.com
 
2012-07-17 04:26:20 PM  

palelizard: sprawl15: coeyagi: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.

now THAT would spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday

Good, then we can start putting "We get it, he's Catholic" on permanent Ctrl+C.

Like on a strip of paper running from control to C? I rarely use Z or X, but rarely isn't the same as never. Also, it would interfere with my alt key, which I never learned to hit with my right hand.

There's an alt key on the right side?


It's an alt alt.
 
2012-07-17 04:26:25 PM  

FlashHarry: Vodka Zombie: Yeah. Me too. But, I'm convinced to this day that my parents will kick my ass because I lied and said I was seeing Empire or some Rocky flick.

that was a good year for movies

blade runner
conan the barbarian
creepshow
dead men don't wear plaid
ET
fast times at ridgemont high
first blood
friday the 13th part III
night shift

and then there's megaforce, but you can't win 'em all....


The Thing! How could you leave that out???

/Moran
 
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