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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe Arapio to offer "indisputable proof" that "President" Barack Obama's birth certificate has been forged in a press conference that will be streamed live at 5:30 PM ET   (wnd.com) divider line 1474
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2012-07-17 03:40:44 PM

ManateeGag: The only people i ever hear talk about Obama as "the anointed on" or "the messiah" are conservative jackasses. Can anyone show me an example of liberals doing this?


This is a cultural thing we are seeing. The roots of the current GOP base are Aristocratic based. They value a strong leader who demands loyalty. They cannot understand the concept of 'coalition' in terms of how the current Democratic party is structured. As they really want a leader as charismatic as Obama (except that he be white and Republican) they project what they think the Democrats must think of him. Remember, this is the same party that screamed 'traitor' if anybody spoke negatively of Bush. But he was an utter failure as a leader.
 
2012-07-17 03:48:03 PM

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.


I'll remember that when you're whining about the proof of either Romney's lying to the voters or lying to the SEC. Actually, we already have that, we just don't which one to roll with yet.
 
2012-07-17 03:49:23 PM

FlashHarry: Vodka Zombie: And, out of those, I think Megaforce is the only one I can remember seeing in a theater. I PAID FOR THAT!

I think I'll go cry over my wasted youth now.

at 13, i was the prime demographic for that movie. i remember seeing all the ads in the comic books that year. my buddies and i were super-excited to see it. when it was over, we all agreed that it was an unmitigated piece of shiat. it was the first time i ever remember feeling utterly ripped off by hollywood.

[i47.tinypic.com image 409x580]


Yeah. Same here. I do remember the soundtrack being cool in that early-80's guitar-riff-heavy hair-band way.

Then, some years later, Ace Frehley got his hands on that one. That was weird. I was sitting in class and a kid came in and said "You've got to hear Frehley's Comet, man! This is awesome!"

After school, we went over to his house, put the cassette in, and wow man. The flashbacks. I buried that soundtrack and those songs deep into my subconscious, and that freakin' bastard pulled them out and beat me with them.
 
2012-07-17 03:49:49 PM

JerseyTim: Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

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Needs more seagulls
 
2012-07-17 03:50:04 PM
Wow Indisputable proof you say? I'm just on the edge of my seat.
 
2012-07-17 03:51:07 PM

Nabb1: Well, gosh, that's going to conflict with my planned news conference to release incontrovertible evidence of the Bigfoot. (I caught him riding the Loch Ness Monster.)


Yesterday, when I was flying back from Lubbock, I saw Jesus on the plane. Or maybe that was Elvis. Heck, you know they kind of look the same.
 
2012-07-17 03:51:30 PM

Nadie_AZ: ManateeGag: The only people i ever hear talk about Obama as "the anointed on" or "the messiah" are conservative jackasses. Can anyone show me an example of liberals doing this?

This is a cultural thing we are seeing. The roots of the current GOP base are Aristocratic based. They value a strong leader who demands loyalty. They cannot understand the concept of 'coalition' in terms of how the current Democratic party is structured. As they really want a leader as charismatic as Obama (except that he be white and Republican) they project what they think the Democrats must think of him. Remember, this is the same party that screamed 'traitor' if anybody spoke negatively of Bush. But he was an utter failure as a leader.


That's a perfect explanation of that. I peek into conservative threads all the time, and many of them say those sorts of things, and it just confounds me that they actually believe any of that stuff about liberals. I mean, where do you even begin to tear down that mentality when debating with them? I've all but given up trying.
 
2012-07-17 03:51:52 PM
Uh huh...

Think I'll pass.
 
2012-07-17 03:52:17 PM

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.


We'd care about as much as if he could prove Obama was a Martian, too.

We ignore nutters, except to mock them. Just like now.
 
2012-07-17 03:52:59 PM
I heard his investigation cost taxpayers $200M per day.
 
2012-07-17 03:53:57 PM

shower_in_my_socks: I heard his investigation cost taxpayers $200M per day.


whee!
 
2012-07-17 03:54:23 PM

eraser8: EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

What are you basing that on?


The liberal liberally ignoring Joe the last time he "proved" this a couple of months ago. Except for that part about mocking him. We didn't ignore that opportunity.
 
2012-07-17 03:54:25 PM

markie_farkie: If it weren't for the Internet, shiat like this would have been confined to a couple hundred people who hunker over their fax machines, waiting for the next big conspiracy theory to emerge on thermal paper.


Two words: Mobius Fax.
 
2012-07-17 03:54:52 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-07-17 03:54:53 PM

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.


He could also "prove" Santa Claus shot JFK, and there'd be about as much truth tied to that claim.
 
2012-07-17 03:55:08 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Rev.K: I hope that while Arpaio is having this clown college of a news conference, a bunch of them scary Mexicans run a Number 6 on Maricopa County.

A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.


i.imgur.com

/He is not a Number! He is a Free Man!
 
2012-07-17 03:55:18 PM
If you look closely at the long form birth certificate, you will notice that it's a .pdf file. What is .pdf? The Peoples' Democratic Front, the Indian communist party splinter group that infiltrated Obama's Madrassa to indoctrinate him into the Muslimchurian Candidate that he is today.
 
2012-07-17 03:56:00 PM

Nadie_AZ: ManateeGag: The only people i ever hear talk about Obama as "the anointed on" or "the messiah" are conservative jackasses. Can anyone show me an example of liberals doing this?

This is a cultural thing we are seeing. The roots of the current GOP base are Aristocratic based. They value a strong leader who demands loyalty. They cannot understand the concept of 'coalition' in terms of how the current Democratic party is structured. As they really want a leader as charismatic as Obama (except that he be white and Republican) they project what they think the Democrats must think of him. Remember, this is the same party that screamed 'traitor' if anybody spoke negatively of Bush. But he was an utter failure as a leader.


Do conservatives have arguments among each other in bars? Or is it all "I hate Obama," "Yeah man, fark that ni-bong," "He's like, the worst president ever man," "I know dude, he's terrible and liberals are dumb." Sounds about as exciting a conversation to overhear as two stoned kids praising the granola bar they just shared.
 
2012-07-17 03:56:21 PM
OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.
 
2012-07-17 03:56:39 PM
Zullo said...and is merely stamped with the registrar's name, while another person's initials appear next to the signature.

It's not like this is common practice among governmental agencies.

Really, it's not. There is no stamp with my name that my staff use to 'sign' certain routine documents. And why would they risk getting caught by putting their initials next to it?

Seriously, no one does that.
 
2012-07-17 03:57:33 PM

JerseyTim: Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

[i411.photobucket.com image 360x360]


Painting happy little teas?

/Are they ever happy?
 
2012-07-17 03:57:35 PM
I'm with George Lopez on this one. Hey Arapio, fark you!
 
2012-07-17 03:57:40 PM
this will be the bain of someone's existence.
 
2012-07-17 03:58:02 PM
I think this is what the GOP means when they talk about wasteful government spending and useless government bureaucrats who have to justify their phony-bologna jobs. I bet Arpaio has a pension, too - funded by tax dollars.
 
2012-07-17 03:58:04 PM

choo: [choosepp.net image 350x308]


That's marvelous.
 
2012-07-17 03:58:07 PM
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 4 FINGERS ON EACH HAND, DOES NOT MAKE ME A CARTOON CHARACTER.
americasvoiceonline.org
 
2012-07-17 03:58:50 PM

sprawl15: If you look closely at the long form birth certificate, you will notice that it's a .pdf file. What is .pdf? The Peoples' Democratic Front, the Indian communist party splinter group that infiltrated Obama's Madrassa to indoctrinate him into the Muslimchurian Candidate that he is today.


not to be confused with the Democratic People's Front.
 
2012-07-17 03:59:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

I'm trying to picture an angry Bob Ross, and I just can't do it.


Well, he WAS a drill sergeant.
 
2012-07-17 03:59:49 PM

sparkeyjames: Wow Indisputable proof you say? I'm just on the edge of my seat.


t1.gstatic.com

FTFY
 
2012-07-17 04:00:09 PM
I most circumstances, this sort of thing would result in an absolute discrediting of the person making the declaration if it falls flat. However, I predict Sheriff Joe has that certain je ne sais quoi that will allow him to maintain credibility with his target audience even after the "proof" fails to convince.

Though I suppose the je ne sais quoi lies with his audience more than himself. Also I think I sais quoi it is.
 
2012-07-17 04:00:21 PM

ignatius_crumbcake: EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

The sad thing is that President Biden would still whip Romney's ass in November.

Please take your party back from the nutjobs and find some real small government conservatives.



I think your suggestion's aimed in the wrong direction -- notwithstanding his occasional anti-social-conservative lip service, our young friend EnviroDude likes having the nutjobs in charge of the party.
 
2012-07-17 04:00:36 PM

Pro Zack: this will be the bain of someone's existence.


Are you from Murfeesboro, TN? Just wondering, you really seem to have that great crusading spirit of open-mindedness and kindness that those folks have, especially towards people of different races and religions.
 
2012-07-17 04:00:55 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-17 04:00:56 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.


now THAT would spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday
 
2012-07-17 04:02:10 PM

Jackson Herring: Grables'Daughter: WHY does the press give this guy airtime?

It's a Liberal Media Conspiracy of course.


Bain is getting too much attention.

/ Butthurt Deflection Squad, to the launch pad!
 
2012-07-17 04:02:18 PM

Doc_Gerbil: [americasvoiceonline.org image 500x402]

Cup the balls but don't forget about the shaft.



But, what does he do with the gravy?
 
2012-07-17 04:02:29 PM

sprawl15: If you look closely at the long form birth certificate, you will notice that it's a .pdf file. What is .pdf? The Peoples' Democratic Front, the Indian communist party splinter group that infiltrated Obama's Madrassa to indoctrinate him into the Muslimchurian Candidate that he is today.


Marxists.org has the Communist Manifesto in a PDF file.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf

That's all the proof you need to know that Taxbongo is a commie muslin socalest.
 
2012-07-17 04:02:36 PM
americasvoiceonline.org

One invisible ballsack! One visible dick!
 
2012-07-17 04:02:36 PM

skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.

now THAT would spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday


Good, then we can start putting "We get it, he's Catholic" on permanent Ctrl+C.
 
2012-07-17 04:03:37 PM
Guess I'd better make sure I don't stay at work too late. I want to make sure to get home in enough time to watch this go down live.

History will be made, biatches. Goodbye Obama.
 
2012-07-17 04:03:49 PM
Barack Obama's birth certificate has been forged in a press conference


I have it under good authority that it was actually forged in the fires of Mt. Doom.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-17 04:03:50 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: CheetahOlivetti: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: mitchcumstein1: I_C_Weener: In secret Islamic script?

The Muslims have a secret script now?

Holy. Farking. Shiat.

Calm down, it's just csh scripting, but all the bootstrappy Linux users only know how to use sh/bash, so freak out when they see it.

So FreeBSD users are all seekrit Muslins? That explains the demon mascot . . .

It's all coming together...


Yes... YES... Bsd is Unix... built from ports... PORTS. In fact a lot of back-ports. We have managed to solve how homosexual deviants, hackers, and the old AT&T monopoly are all interrelated.

WE MUST SPREAD THE NEWS.
 
2012-07-17 04:04:03 PM
img.photobucket.com

/but remember: It's the Bain Capitol stuff that's the massive waste of time!!
 
2012-07-17 04:04:11 PM
Organizations responsible for creating, maintaining, and vetting the records concerning his eligibility all support the eligibility of President Obama. Consider this for a moment. This argument is akin to claiming my dollar bill is unlawful despite being printed by the mint on the same machines and to the same specifications as the rest of our currency; maybe this is unlawful, but you will never know simply looking over the dollar bill itself.
 
2012-07-17 04:04:16 PM
is this like all the other "proof" that was actually not proof in the past?

Hey where is that "Michelle Obama - Blame Whitey" video that was about to come out before last presidential election?
 
2012-07-17 04:04:26 PM

coeyagi: skullkrusher: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG, it's real. Obama just took four hostages and is demanding asylum in Argentina.

now THAT would spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday

Good, then we can start putting "We get it, he's Catholic" on permanent Ctrl+C.


Like on a strip of paper running from control to C? I rarely use Z or X, but rarely isn't the same as never. Also, it would interfere with my alt key, which I never learned to hit with my right hand.
 
2012-07-17 04:05:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-17 04:05:40 PM

Vangor: Organizations responsible for creating, maintaining, and vetting the records concerning his eligibility all support the eligibility of President Obama. Consider this for a moment. This argument is akin to claiming my dollar bill is unlawful despite being printed by the mint on the same machines and to the same specifications as the rest of our currency; maybe this is unlawful, but you will never know simply looking over the dollar bill itself.


Damnit. Those were the droids I was looking for.
 
2012-07-17 04:05:56 PM
americasvoiceonline.org
"So we filled a trash bag full of doorknobs, threw about two dozen sticks of butter in there, and just left it out at back in the parking lot all day. You should've seen those doorknobs, after spending a day in that brutal desert heat. Hoo boy! You could pick one up and it would just spin around and around in your palm like this. And when you turned 'em upside down, the melted butter would run out of the keyhole and dribble down your wrist... we spent the rest of that afternoon trying to lick butter off our elbows! Turns out you can't lick your own elbow, though. I wish someone had told me that before I spent all that money on doorknobs and butter. What a waste of time and money that was."
 
2012-07-17 04:06:14 PM

Corvus: is this like all the other "proof" that was actually not proof in the past?

Hey where is that "Michelle Obama - Blame Whitey" video that was about to come out before last presidential election?


It was actually 'blame Whitney', Michelle had previously sent concerned notes to Whitney Houston's handlers about her drug habits, but ultimately blames Whitney for her own demise. Self responsibility and all that.
 
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