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(National Review)   NRO writer rode in a cab with a black African-American from Nigeria, who is black, and he's voting for Romney, so that means Romney is automatically president and the election is cancelled   (nationalreview.com) divider line 177
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2012-07-17 01:59:15 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

I know you're retarded, but that's a new low even for you.

Guess what this guy's nationality is:


So if you saw that Guy walking down the street you'd call him an African American? If anything he's European African or some crap like that.

White people living in japan don't become Asians. White people living in Africa don't become Africans. They might by nationality but not ethnicity.
 
2012-07-17 01:59:31 PM

James F. Campbell: Yes, I agree. He seems very tired.


Being angry all the time can really get to a person. I'm a little worried for his mental health.
 
2012-07-17 02:00:25 PM

colon_pow: are there african-americans in africa?


I don't know, but I haven't been able to find African America on the globe.
 
2012-07-17 02:01:35 PM
Lots of white people voted for Obama in '08.
 
2012-07-17 02:03:39 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: sweetmelissa31: What I'm saying is, if you wanted to call African Americans a different name

What the ever loving fark brought you to that conclusion? Jesus farking God.


Well what I'm getting at is, if there was a non-politically-correct name to call African Americans, what would that name be? In other words, what would you call an African American if you hated political correctness?
 
2012-07-17 02:09:26 PM
goo.gl
 
2012-07-17 02:09:28 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Are you implying that I am a social conservative?! To goddamn funny.


Oh, that's right. You're the most independent independent that ever didn't depend.
 
2012-07-17 02:09:58 PM

sweetmelissa31: Well what I'm getting at is, if there was a non-politically-correct name to call African Americans, what would that name be? In other words, what would you call an African American if you hated political correctness?


Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".

You?
 
2012-07-17 02:10:59 PM

sweetmelissa31: Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.

If there is something you want to say in place of "African Americans" then by all means, let's hear it.


"Black." I've never had a black person call me out for calling them black instead of African-American. And I'm like the token white guy in my own life. When you get called "whiteboy" or "powder" every day, even in that weird endearing way, it's hard to give a crap about being PC any more.

My girlfriend grew up in another country so she'd rather be called black than African-American. West Indian also works. African-American implies American heritage. See: Ralphie May's comedy.
 
2012-07-17 02:12:09 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".

You?


Oh my goodness gracious I got an answer. I would call the European looking one "white" and the African looking one "schwartze."
 
2012-07-17 02:12:21 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".

You?


I'd introduce myself and make an effort to remember their names.
 
2012-07-17 02:12:56 PM
No, I'm changing my answer to "Lenny" and "Carl"
 
2012-07-17 02:13:57 PM

BunkoSquad: Dancin_In_Anson: Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".

You?

I'd introduce myself and make an effort to remember their names.



Snap

/neck roll
 
2012-07-17 02:15:54 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-07-17 02:15:58 PM

BunkoSquad: No, I'm changing my answer to "Lenny" and "Carl"


Too late. Next time think before you post? For the good of the lols?
 
2012-07-17 02:19:51 PM

IHadMeAVision: BunkoSquad: Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.

Who else is still railing against "political correctness" this long after 1994?

As a white person, my pet peeve is white people who say "caucasian." It drives me crazy. I don't know why.


You know PC is dead because I'm the libbiest lib who ever libbed and I get annoyed at the overly verbose caucasian and african american. I just call people white and black. I don't feel like those terms are viewed as derogatory by the groups they identify. Which is all I want out of a word honestly.

Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.


I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.
 
2012-07-17 02:20:47 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Snap

/neck roll


can you do one of those snap a Z things?
 
2012-07-17 02:20:53 PM
Heh... OK.

A few years back, I had an African cabby on a ride back into Boston from Logan tell me the woman from the Big Dan's rape trail deserved to be raped... So I don't know how reliable anecdotal evidence from African cabbies is, Ms. Lopez... But thanks for sharing.

I love how she just states things like:

"He's got a record of being all about winning the future... And if his recent speech to the NAACP is any indication, he's intent on making sure America knows."

What the fark is that supposed to mean?


"When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research."

Wrong.


"And, because he belongs to a minority religion, one born in America, his election could represent a tale of tolerance, too."

Lol...OK


"The Romney campaign doesn't need a vice-presidential gimmick. Mitt Romney just needs to be himself. That NAACP speech was a model and a turning point. "Take a look," he said at his unleashing. If he keeps talking that way, whole new audiences might do just that."

Oh for fark's sake... Yeah. Go with the NAACP speech as a model and be yourself Romney. That's work out great for you.


Whatever they're paying this Lopez woman, she's grossly overpaid.
 
2012-07-17 02:21:21 PM

sweetmelissa31: Dancin_In_Anson: Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".

You?

Oh my goodness gracious I got an answer. I would call the European looking one "white" and the African looking one "schwartze."


I responded to you too... but I went to NYU for two semesters so liberal white females trying to tell other white people what to call minorities was a common phenomenon. Unless they were just trolling.
 
2012-07-17 02:23:25 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".


Is the "black" one wearing a hoodie? If so, you may take this opportunity to change your naming convention.
 
2012-07-17 02:23:59 PM

sweetmelissa31: I would call the European looking one "white" and the African looking one "schwartze."


And then tell him to cop a walk?
 
2012-07-17 02:24:55 PM

IHadMeAVision: "Black." I've never had a black person call me out for calling them black instead of African-American.


Honestly I've never been in the position of telling a black person they were black.
 
2012-07-17 02:25:00 PM

keylock71:

"He's got a record of being all about winning the future... And if his recent speech to the NAACP is any indication, he's intent on making sure America knows."

What the fark is that supposed to mean?


It's a new narrative. Mitt has been criticized as saying anything that people want to hear so he goes to the NAACP and "tells people what he really thinks... straight talk from a straight shooter!"

You know, he's a wildman and all that.
 
2012-07-17 02:27:07 PM
He was just trying to get his tip back up to snuff after he laughed at her initial destination request of "WHAR PUDDING?"
 
2012-07-17 02:27:47 PM

IHadMeAVision: but I went to NYU for two semesters so liberal white females trying to tell other white people what to call minorities was a common phenomenon.


I know, why do liberal white females have to be so darn uppity?
 
2012-07-17 02:29:05 PM

Esc7: Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.


I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure I understand the joke behind this. I know the stereotype is that black men like fat white chicks, but... that doesn't help me get the joke.
 
2012-07-17 02:31:24 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: sweetmelissa31: If there is something you want to say in place of "African Americans" then by all means, let's hear it.

What the ever loving fark are you babbling about?


My guess is that it's your track record.
 
2012-07-17 02:32:20 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Is the "black" one wearing a hoodie?


Why would you single out the black guy as the one wearing a hoodie?
 
2012-07-17 02:32:34 PM

James F. Campbell: Esc7: Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.

I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure I understand the joke behind this. I know the stereotype is that black men like fat white chicks, but... that doesn't help me get the joke.


agreed. when I am trying to pick up girls, I tell them exactly what they want to hear. I assume it is the same in the black dude fat white chick dynamic.
 
2012-07-17 02:33:31 PM

LibertyHiller: My guess is that it's your track record.


???
 
2012-07-17 02:33:34 PM

Jackson Herring: DROxINxTHExWIND: Snap

/neck roll

can you do one of those snap a Z things?



Pffft. What the hell kind of question is that? I AM black.

/say it to the hand
//don't go there
 
2012-07-17 02:35:37 PM
People Vote Against Their Own Interests: Film at 11
 
2012-07-17 02:35:47 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: sweetmelissa31: Well what I'm getting at is, if there was a non-politically-correct name to call African Americans, what would that name be? In other words, what would you call an African American if you hated political correctness?

Let's say that there were two people standing next to each other....One "European" looking and one "African" looking. I would describe the "European" looking one as "white" and the African looking one as "black".

You?


You're honestly taking this much time to fail at starting an argument? Could you learn to masturbate or something and leave the rest of us alone?
 
2012-07-17 02:36:35 PM

thurstonxhowell: You're honestly taking this much time to fail at starting an argument?


Who is arguing?
 
2012-07-17 02:36:49 PM

TrollingForColumbine: James F. Campbell: Esc7: Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.

I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure I understand the joke behind this. I know the stereotype is that black men like fat white chicks, but... that doesn't help me get the joke.

agreed. when I am trying to pick up girls, I tell them exactly what they want to hear. I assume it is the same in the black dude fat white chick dynamic.



I believe the joke is here. The implication being, black guys always say just what fat white chicks want to hear, which is why you "always" see them together.
 
2012-07-17 02:37:42 PM

keylock71: "When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research."

Wrong.


Human Cloning and stem cell research are the same thing.

To an idiot.
 
2012-07-17 02:42:02 PM

sweetmelissa31: IHadMeAVision: "Black." I've never had a black person call me out for calling them black instead of African-American.

Honestly I've never been in the position of telling a black person they were black.


I lol'd because I didn't think of it that way, but here's a hypothetical example...

White person: "So that godawful Puddle of Mudd song came on the radio today I thought that shiat was dead."
Black person: "Puddle of what?"
White person: "My fault, I forgot you're black."
 
2012-07-17 02:42:16 PM

TrollingForColumbine: James F. Campbell: Esc7: Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.

I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure I understand the joke behind this. I know the stereotype is that black men like fat white chicks, but... that doesn't help me get the joke.

agreed. when I am trying to pick up girls, I tell them exactly what they want to hear. I assume it is the same in the black dude fat white chick dynamic.


yeah that's the whole joke. The only reason it's funny is the out of nowhere comparison of this implausible political conversation to a played out stereotype. Loucifer is using sarcasm to imply the basis the conversation is untrue while also comparing it to a black guy picking up on a fat white chick, an amusing situation which also has the added benefit of insulting the author.

/Like a cat, humor dies after you dissect it.
 
2012-07-17 02:42:46 PM

Rapmaster2000: It's a new narrative. Mitt has been criticized as saying anything that people want to hear so he goes to the NAACP and "tells people what he really thinks... straight talk from a straight shooter!"

You know, he's a wildman and all that.


Yeah... And apparently he thinks black folks just want "free stuff" from the government. : )


what_now: keylock71: "When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research."

Wrong.

Human Cloning and stem cell research are the same thing.

To an idiot.


Well, she's done a good job of coming across as a complete partisan idiot, even without that statement. : )

"Wining the future"... Give me a break, Lady.
 
2012-07-17 02:42:46 PM
Where is the Nigerian birth certificate?
 
2012-07-17 02:42:47 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I believe the joke is here. The implication being, black guys always say just what fat white chicks want to hear, which is why you "always" see them together.


o_o This doesn't make any sense, and for more than two reasons... Oh, well.
 
2012-07-17 02:44:53 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: thurstonxhowell: You're honestly taking this much time to fail at starting an argument?

Who is arguing?


Oh, you!

Never change :)
 
2012-07-17 02:46:31 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: thurstonxhowell: You're honestly taking this much time to fail at starting an argument?

Who is arguing?


Sweet. Semantics. Everyone loves discussing semantics.
 
2012-07-17 02:48:10 PM
For the first time since coming here, I heard what I've been waiting to hear from a Empire official," my taxi driver told me as he braved Tattoine traffic to get me from one Jedi execution to the next.


writemaniacswrite.com
 
2012-07-17 02:49:42 PM

Rincewind53: Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

I went to middle school with a white guy from Mali.


kronicfeld: Charlize Theron.


rufus-t-firefly: A friend of mine came here from Mauritania. He's an Arab.

Moroccans, Libyans, Egyptians (and so forth) are African - are they all black too?


etc...

As I understand "African-American" is a racial category, not based on national origin. So unless Charlize has a black ancestor, she's not really "African-American".

That said, someone like Jason Kidd or Mike Bibby, who are white-skinned but each have a black father, could be technically a "white African-American."
 
2012-07-17 02:49:58 PM

Esc7: TrollingForColumbine: James F. Campbell: Esc7: Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.

I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure I understand the joke behind this. I know the stereotype is that black men like fat white chicks, but... that doesn't help me get the joke.

agreed. when I am trying to pick up girls, I tell them exactly what they want to hear. I assume it is the same in the black dude fat white chick dynamic.

yeah that's the whole joke. The only reason it's funny is the out of nowhere comparison of this implausible political conversation to a played out stereotype. Loucifer is using sarcasm to imply the basis the conversation is untrue while also comparing it to a black guy picking up on a fat white chick, an amusing situation which also has the added benefit of insulting the author.

/Like a cat, humor dies after you dissect it.


so facetious irony.

got it. thanks for the explanation
 
2012-07-17 02:54:19 PM
Because this is Merikuh and someday everybody will be rich, RICH.
That cabbie is pursuing the Merikun Dream (TM) and he'll be rich, RICH some day.
We all want to be rich, that's why we vote for them.
Because we want to be them.
Just like on teevee.
 
2012-07-17 02:58:06 PM

TrollingForColumbine: Esc7: TrollingForColumbine: James F. Campbell: Esc7: Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

I don't LOL at stereotypes often, but when I do it's on Fark.

I'll be honest, I'm not quite sure I understand the joke behind this. I know the stereotype is that black men like fat white chicks, but... that doesn't help me get the joke.

agreed. when I am trying to pick up girls, I tell them exactly what they want to hear. I assume it is the same in the black dude fat white chick dynamic.

yeah that's the whole joke. The only reason it's funny is the out of nowhere comparison of this implausible political conversation to a played out stereotype. Loucifer is using sarcasm to imply the basis the conversation is untrue while also comparing it to a black guy picking up on a fat white chick, an amusing situation which also has the added benefit of insulting the author.

/Like a cat, humor dies after you dissect it.

so facetious irony.

got it. thanks for the explanation


You're welcome. We'll also be discussing why man hit in nuts with football is hilarious later.

/the shared pain reminds us of defining human trait: our fragile mortality. When confronted we laugh in its face, joining together in defiance of an uncaring and relentless world.
 
2012-07-17 03:02:45 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


Of course.
 
2012-07-17 03:04:00 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.


You're winning a debate entirely of your own imagining.

If that's what makes you truly happy, who am I to take it from you.
 
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