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(National Review)   NRO writer rode in a cab with a black African-American from Nigeria, who is black, and he's voting for Romney, so that means Romney is automatically president and the election is cancelled   (nationalreview.com) divider line 177
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2012-07-17 01:04:39 PM  

what_now: A woman is a good idea. Or a Marco Rubio. A Bobby Jindal.

So what you're saying is, you can think of two politicians that would be good picks, or some nameless, anonymous woman.

Dear GOP: This is why the Vagina-Americans have no farking use for you. You make it clear that you can't think of a single one of us that is worth naming for herself, or that would be better than Ken the farking Intern.


They learned nothing from 2008.
 
2012-07-17 01:05:31 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


Smitty is teh dumb, right? Next they are going to say there are black Latinos.

/not subby
 
2012-07-17 01:05:31 PM  

IHadMeAVision: DNRTFA because I don't want to give NRO clicks, but that's racist as hell.

"Hey! Look! Black people don't all have the same opinion!" No shiat, Republicans. Try interacting with a few for a change. Even the vast majority that vote democratic have myriad reasons for doing so.


No, no, no. Minorities only vote Democrat because they are weak-willed mind slaves who have been enthralled due to government handouts exploiting their lazy nature. Yet somehow knowing that makes me the racist.
 
2012-07-17 01:05:49 PM  
Meeting people that agree with you in cabs is Thomas Friedman's schtick. oooh she's in trouble!
 
2012-07-17 01:07:02 PM  
Duh. Nigerians hate Kenyans.
 
2012-07-17 01:07:03 PM  
I'd lie about voting for Romney to get a tip, too.
 
2012-07-17 01:07:08 PM  
I know the bar is pretty low, but that was one of the worst written things I've seen on NRO.

And I've read a lot of Jonah Goldberg's stuff.
 
2012-07-17 01:07:20 PM  

Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?


Have you looked at the men-folk?

I'm with what_now on this one.

Cheers.
 
2012-07-17 01:07:20 PM  

Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.


BWAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-17 01:08:53 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: [goo.gl image 160x160]

OHH YEAH indeed.


sploosh, am I right?
 
2012-07-17 01:10:17 PM  

Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.


This is the greatest thing I've ever read on Fark. Hands down. Better than the Kwame thread.
 
2012-07-17 01:14:08 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


2010.bridgetowncomedy.com
 
2012-07-17 01:15:40 PM  

Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?


SAMMICH MAKERS
 
2012-07-17 01:18:56 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


I know you're retarded, but that's a new low even for you.

Guess what this guy's nationality is:

www.clashmusic.com
 
2012-07-17 01:19:28 PM  

what_now: A woman is a good idea. Or a Marco Rubio. A Bobby Jindal.

So what you're saying is, you can think of two politicians that would be good picks, or some nameless, anonymous woman.

Dear GOP: This is why the Vagina-Americans have no farking use for you. You make it clear that you can't think of a single one of us that is worth naming for herself, or that would be better than Ken the farking Intern.


Identity politics is for liberals and the PC Thug Brigade, though.
 
2012-07-17 01:23:07 PM  
The mid-July rumor that Mitt Romney might pick former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice as his running-mate was a fun Matt Drudge scoop for those few in the country who live off political-campaign gossip misdirection during Acela rides between Boston and New York or Philly and D.C.
 
2012-07-17 01:24:36 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


A friend of mine came here from Mauritania. He's an Arab.

Moroccans, Libyans, Egyptians (and so forth) are African - are they all black too?
 
2012-07-17 01:26:09 PM  

brantgoose: That Nigerian dude in the taxi could be the next UnPresident of the United States of America. You let them vote and next thing you know they're in the White House. The Lincoln Haters were right. Give a slave an inch of freedom and they take a mile forty acres and a mule of political power. And where you have an infestation of voters, you get carpet-baggers from Indonesia and Kenya and God knows whar.


Improved that for you.
 
2012-07-17 01:26:14 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: The mid-July rumor that Mitt Romney might pick former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice as his running-mate was a fun Matt Drudge scoop for those few in the country who live off political-campaign gossip misdirection during Acela rides between Boston and New York or Philly and D.C.


It wasn't misdirection, it was a trial balloon. Someone want to road-test the idea of Romney choosing a woman with foreign policy experience and they needed someone to base the polling data off of instead of a hypothetical.
 
2012-07-17 01:26:35 PM  
Wasn't NRO the one that published the rules about racism for white people, where they advise against helping black families whose cars have broken down on the side of the road, and suggest recruiting one black friend to inoculate you against charges of racism?
 
2012-07-17 01:27:16 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


I do believe that there are white people from South Africa which, last I checked, was still part of the continent of Africa.
 
2012-07-17 01:28:22 PM  

odinsposse: IHadMeAVision: DNRTFA because I don't want to give NRO clicks, but that's racist as hell.

"Hey! Look! Black people don't all have the same opinion!" No shiat, Republicans. Try interacting with a few for a change. Even the vast majority that vote democratic have myriad reasons for doing so.

No, no, no. Minorities only vote Democrat because they are weak-willed mind slaves who have been enthralled due to government handouts exploiting their lazy nature. Yet somehow knowing that makes me the racist.


What I find funny is that generally socially conservative minorities I've known are quick to point out that the Republicans just use wedge issues to get poor people to vote for them and will then turn around and screw them over economically once elected. "What, I'm going to vote for the guy that will do nothing for me just because he says he's going to outlaw abortion? I ain't that dumb."
 
2012-07-17 01:29:08 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

I do believe that there are white people from South Africa which, last I checked, was still part of the continent of Africa.


Maybe he got confused with black Irish
 
2012-07-17 01:29:26 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


Is there such a thing as a Dancin_In_Anson who isn't constantly saying stupid things?
 
2012-07-17 01:29:45 PM  

CorporatePerson: Wasn't NRO the one that published the rules about racism for white people, where they advise against helping black families whose cars have broken down on the side of the road, and suggest recruiting one black friend to inoculate you against charges of racism?


Poe's Law has baffled me on whether that sounds like a stupid April Fool's article or a literal statement that blacks are out to get you on false racist charges.
 
2012-07-17 01:30:00 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: A Lopez piece? NRO piece No thanks.


The NRO is apparently where they dump the folks who failed as interns at the National Review's print offices...
 
2012-07-17 01:32:51 PM  

James F. Campbell: Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

Is there such a thing as a Dancin_In_Anson who isn't constantly saying stupid things?


People bring this up a lot. Apparently, this is supposed to totally blow my mind.
 
2012-07-17 01:33:15 PM  
So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.
 
2012-07-17 01:33:16 PM  
are there african-americans in africa?
 
2012-07-17 01:34:17 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?



Well, the people who went in to rape the land also liked to have sex with each other. Some of them had kids on African soil, before taking their talents to America.
 
2012-07-17 01:34:20 PM  

hubiestubert: Soup4Bonnie: A Lopez piece? NRO piece No thanks.

The NRO is apparently where they dump the folks who failed as interns at the National Review's print offices...


Or National Review hired the one fat chick that gives bad head.
 
2012-07-17 01:34:27 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


www.boomerslife.org
 
2012-07-17 01:34:54 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.


Who else is still railing against "political correctness" this long after 1994?
 
2012-07-17 01:39:24 PM  
If an NRO writer said it, then it must be true.
 
2012-07-17 01:42:14 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.


If there is something you want to say in place of "African Americans" then by all means, let's hear it.
 
2012-07-17 01:42:27 PM  

BunkoSquad: Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.

Who else is still railing against "political correctness" this long after 1994?


As a white person, my pet peeve is white people who say "caucasian." It drives me crazy. I don't know why.
 
2012-07-17 01:44:14 PM  

Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.


The room falls silent. A single audience member starts slowly clapping. Followed by another. Then another. The cheering kicks in just before the applause becomes deafening. As the crowd sweeps Loucifer off his feet, in the back of the room an old man knods knowingly, puts on his hat and walks off into the sunset.
 
2012-07-17 01:46:50 PM  

eraser8: vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?

This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.


Amerigyns?
 
2012-07-17 01:47:43 PM  
Kathryn Jean Lopez

Looks like Romney's also wrapped up the obese women with Hispanic last names vote.
 
2012-07-17 01:48:26 PM  

BunkoSquad: Dancin_In_Anson: So happy to see political correctness taking the beating it richly deserves.

Who else is still railing against "political correctness" this long after 1994?


Social conservatives, because it is one of the only real victories they have had in living memory.
 
2012-07-17 01:49:28 PM  

sweetmelissa31: If there is something you want to say in place of "African Americans" then by all means, let's hear it.


What the ever loving fark are you babbling about?

BunkoSquad: Who else is still railing against "political correctness" this long after 1994?


I caught some shiat a while back for referring to myself as a Native American. Just trying to make sure I'm up with all the cool kids and the proper terminology.
 
2012-07-17 01:49:37 PM  
www.nationalreview.com

"Ummm... are you done with those two cheesecakes, package of Oreo cookies and stick of butter?"
 
2012-07-17 01:50:42 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: sweetmelissa31: If there is something you want to say in place of "African Americans" then by all means, let's hear it.

What the ever loving fark are you babbling about?

BunkoSquad: Who else is still railing against "political correctness" this long after 1994?

I caught some shiat a while back for referring to myself as a Native American. Just trying to make sure I'm up with all the cool kids and the proper terminology.


Well, so long as you've made it about you.
 
2012-07-17 01:51:07 PM  

odinsposse: Social conservatives


Are you implying that I am a social conservative?! To goddamn funny.
 
2012-07-17 01:52:18 PM  
He's voting for Romney all right. Also he was royalty before fleeing Nigeria and has money tied up in a secret account. I will be helping him bring it over here as soon as I provide him with my account number and social.
 
2012-07-17 01:54:43 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: What the ever loving fark are you babbling about?


hahaha holy shiat, the unbelievable irony of YOU posting this sentence
 
2012-07-17 01:55:29 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: sweetmelissa31: If there is something you want to say in place of "African Americans" then by all means, let's hear it.

What the ever loving fark are you babbling about?


What I'm saying is, if you wanted to call African Americans a different name, what would that name be? By the way I hope you took my advice yesterday and called a family member or sent them a nice card saying hello. You seem very worked up.
 
2012-07-17 01:56:40 PM  

sweetmelissa31: You seem very worked up.


Yes, I agree. He seems very tired.
 
2012-07-17 01:56:41 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: odinsposse: Social conservatives

Are you implying that I am a social conservative?! To goddamn funny.


I don't know you, so I'm not implying that. Social conservatives were the vangaurd against PC in the 90's and are generally the only ones who still think that they are being oppressed by it today.
 
2012-07-17 01:57:12 PM  

sweetmelissa31: What I'm saying is, if you wanted to call African Americans a different name


What the ever loving fark brought you to that conclusion? Jesus farking God.
 
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