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(National Review)   NRO writer rode in a cab with a black African-American from Nigeria, who is black, and he's voting for Romney, so that means Romney is automatically president and the election is cancelled   (nationalreview.com) divider line 177
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2012-07-17 10:49:27 AM  
b.vimeocdn.com

By Kathryn Jean Lopez
 
2012-07-17 10:53:15 AM  
A woman is a good idea. Or a Marco Rubio. A Bobby Jindal.

So what you're saying is, you can think of two politicians that would be good picks, or some nameless, anonymous woman.

Dear GOP: This is why the Vagina-Americans have no farking use for you. You make it clear that you can't think of a single one of us that is worth naming for herself, or that would be better than Ken the farking Intern.
 
2012-07-17 10:57:29 AM  

vernonFL: [b.vimeocdn.com image 300x300]
By Kathryn Jean Lopez


I heard this huge snapping sound and I rushed into this thread and saw your post
 
2012-07-17 11:00:14 AM  
NAMELESS ANONYMOUS WOMAN 2012
 
2012-07-17 11:02:35 AM  
When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research.

It wasn't human cloning, you moron, it was stem cell research. And his veto of that got overturned because Cambridge, Massachusetts is the biggest bio-science research area in the country.

Or at least it was, and it will be again.
 
2012-07-17 11:06:46 AM  

what_now: A woman is a good idea. Or a Marco Rubio. A Bobby Jindal.

So what you're saying is, you can think of two politicians that would be good picks, or some nameless, anonymous woman.

Dear GOP: This is why the Vagina-Americans have no farking use for you. You make it clear that you can't think of a single one of us that is worth naming for herself, or that would be better than Ken the farking Intern.


Even though I'm not a vagina-haver, I agree with you 100%. Literally the only woman whose name has even made it beyond the ears of party insiders and policy wonks is Condaleeza Rice, a woman who has stated multiple times, and emphatically, that she does not want the job.
 
2012-07-17 11:11:36 AM  
Lucky thing that guy had his long-form birth certificate on him.
 
2012-07-17 11:13:35 AM  
Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?
 
2012-07-17 11:15:21 AM  
Kathryn Lopez supports profiting from aborted fetuses? Thats a new one.
 
2012-07-17 11:15:21 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


I went to middle school with a white guy from Mali.
 
2012-07-17 11:16:55 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


Charlize Theron.
 
2012-07-17 11:18:24 AM  
Romney/The Woman 2012
 
2012-07-17 11:21:09 AM  

Rincewind53: I went to middle school with a white guy from Mali.


kronicfeld: Charlize Theron.


So you would classify them as "African Americans" like I would.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-17 11:23:21 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


Theresa Heinz?
 
2012-07-17 11:29:11 AM  
African American.

images.apple.com
 
2012-07-17 11:34:32 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


Yup. Worked with several folks from South Africa and even a few pale Egyptian immigrants.

Africa has more than a couple of ethnic groups...
 
2012-07-17 11:36:49 AM  

what_now: Vagina-Americans


the preferred term is "americanettes"
 
2012-07-17 11:39:12 AM  

hubiestubert: Yup.


Glad to see that it's accepted by y'all.
 
2012-07-17 11:43:32 AM  

Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"


No. No it isn't.
 
2012-07-17 11:54:14 AM  

what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.



Breasted Americans?
 
2012-07-17 12:00:18 PM  

Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?


I think it's Amerycns.
 
2012-07-17 12:02:53 PM  

Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?


Penicularly disadvantaged.
 
2012-07-17 12:10:29 PM  
Imagine the cool dressage parade on Inauguration Day.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-17 12:12:48 PM  

doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.


Ameritrix?
 
2012-07-17 12:30:22 PM  

vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?


This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.
 
2012-07-17 12:31:42 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-07-17 12:36:07 PM  
Nigerian, please
 
2012-07-17 12:40:11 PM  
goo.gl
 
2012-07-17 12:54:26 PM  

BKITU: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

Penicularly disadvantaged.


Better an innie than an outie?
 
2012-07-17 12:56:17 PM  

eraser8: vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?

This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.


Americrix?
 
2012-07-17 12:57:14 PM  
This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.
 
2012-07-17 12:57:15 PM  
A Lopez piece? No thanks.
 
2012-07-17 12:57:17 PM  

what_now: When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research.

It wasn't human cloning, you moron, it was stem cell research. And his veto of that got overturned because Cambridge, Massachusetts is the biggest bio-science research area in the country.

Or at least it was, and it will be again.


You expect a Rightie to understand the difference? That's a glass half full outlook right there...
 
2012-07-17 12:57:36 PM  

vernonFL: By Kathryn Jean Lopez


Oh, Fark. The female Doughty Pantload. I can't believe anyone pays actual cash money for her to string words together.
 
2012-07-17 12:57:38 PM  
So Romney has the illegal immigrant vote?
 
2012-07-17 12:57:51 PM  
There is the business success, his turnaround of the scandal-crippled 2002 Winter Olympics, or his time as governor of Massachusetts.

Someone hasn't been keeping up with the campaign have they?

What else you got?

Or you can talk to a cab driver from Nigeria, who has been a U.S. citizen for 16 years. Having admired Reagan, he has always voted Republican, but he has had misgivings about Romney and the whole "Repeal Obamacare!" business. "You're just going to tear it down and walk away?" he asks.

*head desk*

Hope he got a nice tip from her, you know if he actually existed.

/When did backwards B girl get her own column at NRO?
 
2012-07-17 12:57:55 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-17 12:58:00 PM  

doyner: I think it's Amerycns.

Wyld

Amerycns.
 
2012-07-17 12:58:33 PM  

vernonFL: [b.vimeocdn.com image 300x300]

By Kathryn Jean Lopez


Did the same person that drew that do the artwork for the "Scary Stories" books?

b.vimeocdn.com25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-17 12:59:18 PM  
Ameri-(nice)CANs?
 
2012-07-17 12:59:43 PM  
digitaljournal.com
By Kathryn Jean Lopez
 
2012-07-17 01:00:51 PM  

eraser8: vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?

This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.


America's two-legged baby factories.
 
2012-07-17 01:00:55 PM  

Jackson Herring: [goo.gl image 160x160]


OHH YEAH indeed.
 
2012-07-17 01:01:09 PM  

Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.


"Yes I will go on 'Maury' with you?"
 
2012-07-17 01:01:16 PM  
DNRTFA because I don't want to give NRO clicks, but that's racist as hell.

"Hey! Look! Black people don't all have the same opinion!" No shiat, Republicans. Try interacting with a few for a change. Even the vast majority that vote democratic have myriad reasons for doing so.
 
2012-07-17 01:02:32 PM  
NRO writer rode in a cab with a black African-American from Nigeria, who is black, and he's voting for Romney, so that means Romney is automatically president and the election is cancelled

Well thank goodness for that! Now maybe we can concentrate on more important issues like who's going to win "Dancing With The Stars".
 
2012-07-17 01:03:06 PM  

Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"


I am going to use this term several times today and see if women strike me.
 
2012-07-17 01:03:08 PM  
FTFA

"But the insistence that Governor Romney is a deficient candidate who needs to make up for a lack of "sex appeal" or "a vision thing" misses a central point about him: He's got a record of being all about winning the future, to borrow a phrase. And if his recent speech to the NAACP is any indication, he's intent on making sure America knows."

She's got fangirl like lust for Romney like some poor Dr. Who fangirl. Her wires are all crossed. Honey, this isn't going to work for you i promise.
 
2012-07-17 01:03:57 PM  
WHAR birf certifikate! WHAR?

You see, this kind of craziness is why Republicans want to protect you from registered voters being allowed to actually vote.

That Nigerian dude in the taxi could be the next UnPresident of the United States of America. You let them vote and next thing you know they're in the White House. The Lincoln Haters were right. Give a slave an inch of freedom and they take a mile of political power. And where you have an infestation of voters, you get carpet-baggers from Indonesia and Kenya and God knows whar.

Descent is the highest form of patriotic. Natural born means white, old stock Anglo-Protestant heterosexual males with more than 16 quarters of White Man's Burden on both sides of the family tree, or at the limit, the occasional Mormon or Jew to meet the quotas imposed by Federal contracting laws..

Otherwise, today a non-white immigrant is a cabbie, tomorrow the Helmsman of the Ship of State.

Unless you put a stop to this "democracy" business and keep America a White Christian Republic like God, the famous Dead White Englishman, intended.
 
2012-07-17 01:04:25 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?


LOL South Africa stupid! LULz
 
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