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(The Star Press)   A former assistant director of The Force, a High School marching band, has been placed on probation after he admitted to having sex with a teenage band member. Story to your left, American Pie and Star Wars references to your right   (thestarpress.com) divider line 42
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2012-07-17 11:17:29 AM
Drummer? I hardly know 'er!
 
2012-07-17 11:18:03 AM
The assistant was practicing for college coaching.
 
2012-07-17 11:18:09 AM
The Force is strong in this one.
 
2012-07-17 11:19:12 AM
Maybe that's why they call it the "Force"... Rape jokes, I love em!

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2012-07-17 11:19:46 AM
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2012-07-17 11:19:55 AM
This one time at band practice at Chalmun's Cantina.......
 
2012-07-17 11:20:09 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

something something light saber in my pussy?
 
2012-07-17 11:20:50 AM

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God damn you.
 
2012-07-17 11:20:59 AM

gmoney101: Maybe that's why they call it the "Force"... Rape jokes, I love em!


I thought Tosh only reported on the Internet, not participated.
 
2012-07-17 11:23:10 AM
It's nice to finally see some parity in sentencing for male versus female rapists. For too long women have been getting ligh-- wait, what? He got *probation*?

WTF?
 
2012-07-17 11:25:51 AM

brimed03: It's nice to finally see some parity in sentencing for male versus female rapists. For too long women have been getting ligh-- wait, what? He got *probation*?

WTF?


Immediate. He's 24 and porker a high schooler so, what, probably 17?

Seems legit.
 
2012-07-17 11:26:04 AM

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I don't pine for celebrities much at all, but Alyson Hannigan has had my number for years.

Theaetetus: gmoney101: Maybe that's why they call it the "Force"... Rape jokes, I love em!

I thought Tosh only reported on the Internet, not participated.


*whinge*
 
2012-07-17 11:26:35 AM
They always march single file to hide their numbers.
 
2012-07-17 11:27:28 AM
Not everyone users a "computer" to check Fark, subby!
/mobile, story above, comments below...
/posting in hopes to see more red heads...
 
2012-07-17 11:28:07 AM

Ned Stark: brimed03: It's nice to finally see some parity in sentencing for male versus female rapists. For too long women have been getting ligh-- wait, what? He got *probation*?

WTF?

Immediate. He's 24 and porker a high schooler so, what, probably 17?

Seems legit.


He was 23 at the time, but yeah. Probation for 10 years, never work with teenagers again... Seems reasonable. We're not talking a violent offender, just a farkin' moran who is too immature to ever be in a position of responsibility over teens again.
 
2012-07-17 11:28:35 AM

hogans: They always march single file to hide their numbers.


*golf clap*

Took me a moment. Well played.
 
2012-07-17 11:29:25 AM
So. Whut.

Putting a 24-year-old male into a position of authority over high school girls?
That's clever of the school district.
 
2012-07-17 11:29:48 AM
Shaneyfelt, then of Winchester, also admitted to sending a photo of his genitals to the girl's cellphone, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Rule #1. You don't put anything in writing, pictures, audio, or video that proves what you are doing.
Rule #2. If you violate rule #1, you don't admit that you did so. You let THEM show it to you that they have it.
 
2012-07-17 11:31:59 AM
 
2012-07-17 11:32:59 AM
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Anyone else hungry?
 
2012-07-17 11:33:59 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: simrobert2001: Insert
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I don't pine for celebrities much at all, but Alyson Hannigan has had my number for years.

Theaetetus: gmoney101: Maybe that's why they call it the "Force"... Rape jokes, I love em!

I thought Tosh only reported on the Internet, not participated.

*whinge*


Yea, she's one of the few celebrities i'd rate are good enough to recieve a beating for. Even if its just me saying "That rack/butt seems to be a bit heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?"
 
2012-07-17 11:34:40 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: So. Whut.

Putting a 24-year-old male into a position of authority over high school girls?
That's clever of the school district.


There was one here in Massachusetts with two college guys who served as coaches for a high school girls' soccer team.

You can guess how that turned out.
 
2012-07-17 11:35:04 AM
It's not a tuba!
 
2012-07-17 11:36:27 AM

simrobert2001: Yea, she's one of the few celebrities i'd rate are good enough to recieve a beating for. Even if its just me saying "That rack/butt seems to be a bit heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?"


have-you-met-ted.com
 
2012-07-17 11:39:43 AM
This Count was interviewed and cleared of all wrongdoing.

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A second Count, however, remains at large and is considered a person of interest:

www.shedoesthecity.com
 
2012-07-17 11:44:40 AM
I'm confused ... a young male helping lead a high school marching band and the complainant is FEMALE ... how is that even possible?
 
2012-07-17 11:52:31 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm confused ... a young male helping lead a high school marching band and the complainant is FEMALE ... how is that even possible?


It's not a Catholic school?

/rimshot
//not that kind
 
2012-07-17 11:56:24 AM
www.tiedyefiles.com
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

The one on the right, anyways...
The others are quite hittable
 
2012-07-17 12:01:23 PM
Hard to make a judgment with the details given, but it does not seem as though the girl was mind tricked into sex seeing as how she willing went to the home with the man. If she was not the one reporting him to authorities and she was 15 or older then I don't think any crime was committed here at least it shouldn't be a crime.
 
2012-07-17 12:01:38 PM

MythDragon: [www.tiedyefiles.com image 600x450]
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

The one on the right, anyways...
The others are quite hittable


I know you weren't in band, because its always the plain ones who are the absolute freaks.

/I'd bet money she's a Flute player.
 
2012-07-17 12:02:18 PM
I disapprove because the guy was in a position of authority over the girl. If he hadn't been her coach, I wouldn't give a shiat. Teenage girls like to fark. Get over it.
 
2012-07-17 12:07:20 PM
The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction.
 
2012-07-17 12:20:10 PM
Story to your left, American Pie and Star Wars references to your right .

No workaholics references?!?!
 
2012-07-17 12:48:47 PM
My band director nailed a few of his students, but he always waited until they had graduated and were 18.
 
2012-07-17 03:48:29 PM

braedan: simrobert2001: Insert
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God damn you.


ITs was tried last week, but when i went to the devil himself, he told me that he was still working on Joe PA, and i've been in limbo ever since.

Theaetetus: simrobert2001: Yea, she's one of the few celebrities i'd rate are good enough to recieve a beating for. Even if its just me saying "That rack/butt seems to be a bit heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?"

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LIke I said, it'd be totally worth it.
 
2012-07-17 04:04:24 PM
He wouldn't have gotten caught, but he gave her a nasty case of the midichlorians.
 
2012-07-17 04:05:26 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm confused ... a young male helping lead a high school marching band and the complainant is FEMALE ... how is that even possible?


That doesn't make sense to me either. I would have expected 3, maybe 4 people to come out of the woodwork and talk about their MFFFM back-of-the-bus orgies.

/This one time, in band camp....
 
2012-07-17 05:33:38 PM
sounds like a nerd-porn dream come true.
 
2012-07-17 05:34:03 PM

MythDragon: [www.tiedyefiles.com image 600x450]
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

The one on the right, anyways...
The others are quite hittable


/golf clap
 
2012-07-17 05:50:46 PM

Moonfisher: My band director nailed a few of his students, but he always waited until they had graduated and were 18.


My band's percussion instructor is married to a girl who graduated four years ahead of me (and is 21 years younger than him). Also, a color guard assistant instructor (who was fresh out of college) allegedly ran away with a football player who ended up becoming a model for a time (for random reference's sake, he was the "sexy" Santa on Ally McBeal).

Something in the water. Too bad the only female instructor we had was a walking talking Barbie doll (and about as intelligent as a real one too).
 
2012-07-17 06:04:48 PM
FTFA: "...his name has been removed from the school corporation's list of approved student teachers."

Ouch!!
 
2012-07-17 08:19:28 PM
Put him in the poke hard, please.
 
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