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2012-07-17 01:27:12 PM

Fart_Machine: Scott Baio? This guy is even below Kirk Cameron on the celebrity food chain.


Not. Even. Close.

content9.flixster.com

/never forget
//hawt
 
2012-07-17 01:31:36 PM
After reading the article I did not care so much, but then I saw this link in the comments. which leads me to believe they are a couple major assholes at the very least:

Wife goes batshiat-crazy on liberals, lesbians and Jezebel website

Yep,he's a doosh-confirmed.

Anyhoo...

Boobiesed: 04/22/10 06:14 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 04:15 PM ET

Slow news day on Fark?
 
2012-07-17 01:35:33 PM

someonelse: Weren't he and his wife going on crazy ignorant internet-based rants long before Twitter and Facebook were even a thing? Or am I thinking of another D-list celeb?


IIRC, Mrs. Baio left rants all over Twitter calling some people "Lesbian sh*t - asses" because they wrote a not-so-flattering article about her.
 
2012-07-17 01:38:24 PM
It's been years and so help me god, I can't believe I'm admitting to even watching more than 10 seconds of it but....Scott Baio had a reality show on VH1 and I was apparently baked enough to watch a few hours of it. He came off as racist a few times. Like there was a black guy who was teaching father classes and Scott was blown away that the black wasn't a piece of shiat (no, that'd be you Scott) he also was obsessed with the fact that his wife to be had dated a black guy once. Like you could see his face twitching in revulsion. I had no idea about his righwhingery so now it all makes sense.
 
2012-07-17 01:43:08 PM

eraser8: Lyonid: /though in absolute terms, I agree with you... just doesn't seem like a fair comparison

I've seen pics of these broads when they were young. And, I still have to say that Michelle Obama is, physically, the hottest First Lady we've had since Jacqueline Kennedy.


What a "hideous" woman might look like...

www.thebatt.com

...but... it is all subjective, so maybe there's a grotesque quality that just doesn't register for me.

/i can't tell in this pose... are those knees sharp?
 
2012-07-17 01:47:02 PM
"Zapped!" is the most critically acclaimed film of all time. I hear people all the time prattle on about "The Godfather" or "Citizen Kane" or some Jap movie I can't even understand (who reads at a movie???). "Zapped!" doesn't suffer from a "paced" (read "boring") plot, it's packed full of action. Scott Baio is a genius, and that's why I'm going to vote for Romney.
 
2012-07-17 01:53:16 PM

Lyonid: What a "hideous" woman might look like...


To me, she looks completely plain.

I would absolutely choose Michelle Obama over that.
 
2012-07-17 01:57:03 PM

eraser8: Lyonid: What a "hideous" woman might look like...

To me, she looks completely plain.

I would absolutely choose Michelle Obama over that.


I think she looks like John Kerry
 
2012-07-17 01:57:54 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Fart_Machine: Scott Baio? This guy is even below Kirk Cameron on the celebrity food chain.

Not. Even. Close.

[content9.flixster.com image 312x462]

/never forget
//hawt


Julie McCullough (no, didn't have to look her up) was super-fine, but she's a one-off for Kirk. Baio has laid pipe to:

Brooke Shields
Heather Locklear
Nicolette Sheridan
Nicole Eggert
Beverly D'Angelo
Pamela Anderson
Denise Richards

Baio > Cameron
 
2012-07-17 02:02:32 PM
She's not ugly - just functionally unattractive.
 
2012-07-17 02:02:55 PM

eraser8: Lyonid: What a "hideous" woman might look like...

To me, she looks completely plain.

I would absolutely choose Michelle Obama over that.


Well, in the span of about an hour, she's gone from hideous to plain. So at this rate, she'll be the object of your every fantasy by this evening.

/don't bother arguing... we've done the calculations and the math doesn't lie
//it's okay that you're fickle... we forgive you
///Michelle might not
 
2012-07-17 02:06:57 PM

Lyonid: Well, in the span of about an hour, she's gone from hideous to plain. So at this rate, she'll be the object of your every fantasy by this evening.


Actually, no.

That's the best photo you could come up with and the BEST I could say for the woman is that she's plain. I was being as generous as I felt I could be.

Mrs. Bush is simply not attractive.

Michelle Obama, on the other hand, might not win the next beauty pageant, but she IS physically attractive.
 
2012-07-17 02:09:06 PM
Why is there even a question about the hottest First Lady? The US doesn't get to claim that prize. I give you Frances First Lady:

www.celebgossipz.com
 
2012-07-17 02:14:06 PM

Click Click D'oh: Why is there even a question about the hottest First Lady? The US doesn't get to claim that prize. I give you Frances First Lady:


Honestly, I think both Obama and Trierweiler look good...

cdn-elle.ladmedia.fr
 
2012-07-17 02:14:32 PM
eraser8

Lyonid: Well, in the span of about an hour, she's gone from hideous to plain. So at this rate, she'll be the object of your every fantasy by this evening.

Actually, no.

That's the best photo you could come up with and the BEST I could say for the woman is that she's plain. I was being as generous as I felt I could be.

Mrs. Bush is simply not attractive.

Michelle Obama, on the other hand, might not win the next beauty pageant, but she IS physically attractive



And that is all that matters!
 
2012-07-17 02:16:42 PM

karnal: eraser8

Lyonid: Well, in the span of about an hour, she's gone from hideous to plain. So at this rate, she'll be the object of your every fantasy by this evening.

Actually, no.

That's the best photo you could come up with and the BEST I could say for the woman is that she's plain. I was being as generous as I felt I could be.

Mrs. Bush is simply not attractive.

Michelle Obama, on the other hand, might not win the next beauty pageant, but she IS physically attractive


And that is all that matters!


Well, that's all that matters to the tweet that was the basis of the thread's discussion. So, yeah.
 
2012-07-17 02:17:52 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: OtherLittleGuy: Fart_Machine: Scott Baio? This guy is even below Kirk Cameron on the celebrity food chain.

Not. Even. Close.

[content9.flixster.com image 312x462]

/never forget
//hawt

Julie McCullough (no, didn't have to look her up) was super-fine, but she's a one-off for Kirk. Baio has laid pipe to:

Brooke Shields
Heather Locklear
Nicolette Sheridan
Nicole Eggert
Beverly D'Angelo
Pamela Anderson
Denise Richards

Baio > Cameron


Cameron didn't lay pipe to Julie McCullough, he got her kicked off the show so I am thinking you misinterpreted his comment.
 
2012-07-17 02:18:58 PM

GameSprocket: Well ... calling Michelle Obama "ugly" is not really racist. Depending on the photo, he may be blind. She can look hot or not depending on the shot.

/I'm a poet and I know it.


hot?
maybe relatively attractive compared to other 50 year old women, but not slightly intriguing for any man under 35.
no, she hasn't been hot for at least a decade if not a couple..
 
2012-07-17 02:26:46 PM
"Would a racist have a complete box set of Johnny Mathis CD's?"
 
2012-07-17 02:29:12 PM

eraser8: Lyonid: Well, in the span of about an hour, she's gone from hideous to plain. So at this rate, she'll be the object of your every fantasy by this evening.

Actually, no.

That's the best photo you could come up with and the BEST I could say for the woman is that she's plain. I was being as generous as I felt I could be.

Mrs. Bush is simply not attractive.

Michelle Obama, on the other hand, might not win the next beauty pageant, but she IS physically attractive.


In summary (verbatim... or near enough so... totally)

eraser8: "Michelle is hot and Barbara Bush was hideous"

Lyonid: "Barbara was old. Younger people look better than older people."

eraser8: "I know what Barb looked like young. I stand by my statement"

Lyonid: [nonhideous_pic.gif] [from a bazillion years ago, no less] "really?"

eraser8 "She's plain. So there."

Lyonid: "Well, non-hideous is at least an improvement [insert snark]"

eraser8: "ZOMG! I never backed down! [insert Winston Churchill "We Shall Fight on the Beaches] She's repulsive. I must avert my eyes! Her ugliness is objective fact and cannot be denied!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1 - Brew yourself some chamomile and calm down.

2 - Are you under the impression that one should be able to conjure up a hundred glamour-shots for a 1940's non-celebrity via teh googlez? That's not the BEST photo I could find. It's the farking ONLY photo I could find in the 90 seconds that I deemed a reasonable allotment of time for such a task.

3 - Fine. You win. You are now the arbiter of ugliness. Congrats. I'll make sure to consult with you the next time I see a woman and fail to recoil in horror. I'll stop and think "You know, I might need to snap a pic and send it to eraser8. She might be secretly revolting. Only he can tell for sure."
 
2012-07-17 02:37:04 PM

Lyonid: 1 - Brew yourself some chamomile and calm down.


I'm not upset.

I'm just saying that even in her best photo, the BEST thing I can say about Mrs. Bush is that she's plain.
 
2012-07-17 02:52:47 PM

FarkedOver: Brick-House: Could someone explain the whold Nazi reference?

Chachi..... Nazi.... No?

/Mr. Magina....MAgina....VAgina.....


You wanna look like your handle, just keep it up bub.
 
2012-07-17 02:56:53 PM

Brick-House: Nazi


No one and I mean NO ONE would ever criticize the President and / or any of his kinfolk UNLESSSSS they're RACISTS!

AND

RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NA Z I=RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NAZI=RACIST=NAZI.

Didn't you learn ANYTHING in Newspeak Reeducation Summer Camp?
 
Bf+
2012-07-17 03:05:17 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
/Clicky!
 
2012-07-17 03:05:48 PM

Sabyen91: Cameron didn't lay pipe to Julie McCullough, he got her kicked off the show so I am thinking you misinterpreted his comment.


I wasn't quite sure and, now that you mention it, I DO remember something about Kirk not liking her because of her Playmate past. So it sounds like I'm in agreement with OtherLittleGuy, and I'm fine with that. :)

This is interesting and both validates your statement and ties my posts in with the title of this thread:

"Kirk Cameron believes that the banana disproves Darwin's Theory of Evolution. He ties Darwin's theory to Nazi eugenics. "

/Kirk Cameron hijack
 
2012-07-17 03:06:54 PM
I guess that means that Plantation owners in the 1850's weren't racist because they also associated themselves with black people.

www.civilwarbaptists.com
 
2012-07-17 03:09:14 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: What does Tony Danza think of all this? That's the important question.


I'm guessing that Pinky Tuscadero's a Libertarian.

But the shark that Fonzie jumped over? Yeah. TOTALLY in the Romney camp!
 
2012-07-17 03:10:30 PM

Amos Quito: No one and I mean NO ONE would ever criticize the President and / or any of his kinfolk UNLESSSSS they're RACISTS!


Spoken like a truly victimized white man. Poor you.
 
2012-07-17 03:12:24 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Sabyen91: Cameron didn't lay pipe to Julie McCullough, he got her kicked off the show so I am thinking you misinterpreted his comment.

I wasn't quite sure and, now that you mention it, I DO remember something about Kirk not liking her because of her Playmate past. So it sounds like I'm in agreement with OtherLittleGuy, and I'm fine with that. :)

This is interesting and both validates your statement and ties my posts in with the title of this thread:

"Kirk Cameron believes that the banana disproves Darwin's Theory of Evolution. He ties Darwin's theory to Nazi eugenics. "

/Kirk Cameron hijack


The banana fits perfectly in Kirk's ass as well.

6. In 1989, Cameron forced producers to kill off the character of Tracy Gold's boyfriend, who was played by Matthew Perry, because he believed that Perry was an agent of Satan.

Hahaha!

And this ties in with the thread quite nicely. Cameron and Baio are two of a kind.

12. In 1994, Cameron starred in a WB sitcom, "Kirk," which lasted only two years. Cameron helped to convert "Charles in Charge" star, Scott Baio - who was a frequent director of the series - to Christianity during that period.
 
2012-07-17 03:18:22 PM

Sabyen91: 6. In 1989, Cameron forced producers to kill off the character of Tracy Gold's boyfriend, who was played by Matthew Perry, because he believed that Perry was an agent of Satan.

12. In 1994, Cameron starred in a WB sitcom, "Kirk," which lasted only two years. Cameron helped to convert "Charles in Charge" star, Scott Baio - who was a frequent director of the series - to Christianity during that period.


That link is full of gold, but I think maybe we've been too quick to judge Kirk:

"Although Cameron believes that homosexuality is an "unnatural act," in "necessary circumstances," he advocates anal sex in couples as a means for a woman to avoid losing her virginity before marriage."

/So, anal sex is abhorrent in gays
//And premarital sex is wrong too
///But if you have straight anal sex as a means to preserve virginity before marriage, it's cool?
 
2012-07-17 03:18:48 PM
Hmmm, I never realized the quality of a political candidate is based on the number and popularity of actors that like them.

That is what I get for thinking for myself.
 
2012-07-17 03:21:06 PM
13. In 2000, Cameron starred in the first of his ambitious pro-Christianity films, Left Behind. In the movie, he plays a non-believer, Buck Williams, who finally accepts Jesus Christ and learns that the UN Secretary-General is the Anti-Christ. In reality, Cameron believes that the United Nations is behind a New World Order and that the Washington Monument represents the "reproductive organ of Baal or Satan."
 
2012-07-17 03:22:21 PM
eraser8

karnal: eraser8

Lyonid: Well, in the span of about an hour, she's gone from hideous to plain. So at this rate, she'll be the object of your every fantasy by this evening.

Actually, no.

That's the best photo you could come up with and the BEST I could say for the woman is that she's plain. I was being as generous as I felt I could be.

Mrs. Bush is simply not attractive.

Michelle Obama, on the other hand, might not win the next beauty pageant, but she IS physically attractive


And that is all that matters!

Well, that's all that matters to the tweet that was the basis of the thread's discussion. So, yeah.



From your previous comments, I can honestly say you have an ugly soul.


/not to be taken literally
 
2012-07-17 03:45:18 PM
suzette.typepad.com
 
2012-07-17 03:52:24 PM

quatchi: Chachi Loves Romney?

Wow, a C list celebrity for a change. The GOP are certainly moving up in the world.

Former

C list celebrity.
 
2012-07-17 04:24:21 PM
 
2012-07-17 04:37:15 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Amos Quito: No one and I mean NO ONE would ever criticize the President and / or any of his kinfolk UNLESSSSS they're RACISTS!

Spoken like a truly victimized white man. Poor you.



"White"??? Who said anything about color?

Besides, Obama is every bit as much white as he is black:


upload.wikimedia.orgupload.wikimedia.org

Opapa + Omama

=

upload.wikimedia.org

Obama



Whites who criticize Obama only do so because they HATE blacks.

Blacks who criticize Obama only do so because they HATE whites.


/It's the perfect cover!
 
2012-07-17 05:00:29 PM
Has been no-career child star cannot be racist because his girlfriend knows a black girl?

i2.squidoocdn.com

Scott Mayo?
 
2012-07-17 05:02:53 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com

Scott Baio: "WOW He wakes up to this every morning,"

That's raci... wait no it isn't. Tacky, kind of crude, maybe sexist but I'm missing the race angle here. Can someone enlighten me on what the iconography of racial repression is being presented here?
 
2012-07-17 05:06:20 PM

Jake Havechek: 13. In 2000, Cameron starred in the first of his ambitious pro-Christianity films, Left Behind. In the movie, he plays a non-believer, Buck Williams, who finally accepts Jesus Christ and learns that the UN Secretary-General is the Anti-Christ. In reality, Cameron believes that the United Nations is behind a New World Order and that the Washington Monument represents the "reproductive organ of Baal or Satan."


This one is even better: 20. Although Cameron believes that homosexuality is an "unnatural act," in "necessary circumstances," he advocates anal sex in couples as a means for a woman to avoid losing her virginity before marriage.

Remember kids, sex between two people of the same gender makes Baby Jesus cry, but buttsex before marriage is totally cool with him! It says so right in the Bible!
 
2012-07-17 06:14:45 PM
It's racist to say black people can't be ugly.
 
2012-07-17 06:29:23 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Fart_Machine: Scott Baio? This guy is even below Kirk Cameron on the celebrity food chain.

Not. Even. Close.

[content9.flixster.com image 312x462]

/never forget
//hawt


I remember those pics.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-07-17 06:44:22 PM

realmolo: Washed-up actors are often Republicans, because they could *really* use all that money they paid in taxes back when they were millionaires. They could also use all that money they spent on cocaine, but no, it's taxes that ate up their fortunes.

Also, most actors are really, really dumb. Even actors that you think are probably pretty smart? Yeah, they're idiots.


They just KNOW they would have been more successful if not for teh socialisms. See also: Victoria Jackson.
 
2012-07-17 08:04:14 PM
"How can I be racist? I directed some episodes of The Wayans Bros. show!"
 
2012-07-17 09:53:20 PM

Jake Havechek: Scott Baio is the anti-Christ.


Not obscure to me ;-)
 
2012-07-17 11:03:44 PM

poot_rootbeer: "How can I be racist? I directed some episodes of The Wayans Bros. show!"


Well, to be fair The Wayans Brothers were sort of racist (but in a totally good way because for one thing they were funny and another thing they were (and I think still are) black).
 
2012-07-17 11:29:41 PM

Happy Hours: poot_rootbeer: "How can I be racist? I directed some episodes of The Wayans Bros. show!"

Well, to be fair The Wayans Brothers were sort of racist (but in a totally good way because for one thing they were funny and another thing they were (and I think still are) black).


IIRC, about 10 years ago they underwent a "blackendectomy" and surgically became White Chicks.
 
2012-07-17 11:49:47 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-07-17 11:49:54 PM

eraser8: Lyonid: /though in absolute terms, I agree with you... just doesn't seem like a fair comparison

I've seen pics of these broads when they were young. And, I still have to say that Michelle Obama is, physically, the hottest First Lady we've had since Jacqueline Kennedy.


I agree. She's very pretty and highly intelligent.
 
2012-07-18 12:25:41 AM

bestie1: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 367x240]

Scott Baio: "WOW He wakes up to this every morning,"

That's raci... wait no it isn't. Tacky, kind of crude, maybe sexist but I'm missing the race angle here. Can someone enlighten me on what the iconography of racial repression is being presented here?


No clue. It's an ugly picture of an otherwise-attractive individual. If you watch even attractive people in normal conversation, the face changes shape. This is even more apparent in emotional or heated dialogues, which apparently was when this picture was taken.
 
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