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(TC Palm)   Plan to get french fries at McDonald's includes topless rant. I'm lovin' it   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Port St. Lucie, Mcdonald  
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2012-07-17 04:49:20 PM  

WienerButt: I'm patiently waiting for the story to pop up on fark about a flash mob in Florida that resulted in 300 people trashing a Walmart.

I'll need lots of popcorn and French fries.

The 300 blacks who stole a bunch of watermelons?
2012-07-17 05:30:16 PM  

ChuckyV: FTFA: "Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt."


*Pffft* Some "journalist". He didn't explain to the reader that potatoes are a starchy edible tuber of a cultivated plant, Solanum tuberosum, of the nightshade family or that salt is a crystalline ionic compound of sodium chloride, NaCl, occurring as a mineral.

He should also explain that ketchup is a tomato-based condiment that is usually supposed to be enjoyed with a well done steak at a fine dining establishment.
2012-07-17 05:42:45 PM  
FTA: "Made with quality potatoes and cooked in our Canola oil blend for zero grams of trans fat per serving," the web site states. "Now that's an epic bite."

McDonald's fries were better when they were fried in tallow.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

Its possible he is explaining commonly known things for the benefit of future generations who might not know what "fries" are. Historians and archeologists will thank him. His articles will be a Rosetta Stone of our age. Truly a service to humanity!

Or, he is bored.
2012-07-17 06:04:41 PM  

"Hey Open up your door knocker fell off!"
2012-07-17 07:28:52 PM  

Sybarite: The report did not state whether McDonald's has a "No shirt, no shoes, no service"-type policy.

No shirt. No shoes. No dice. Know it. Learn it. Live it.

I'm impressed that this was the Boobies.
2012-07-17 09:14:32 PM  
You want linear sections of deep fried potatoes with that?
2012-07-18 08:40:35 AM  

Benni K Rok: Bit'O'Gristle: Mmmmm...McDonalds has the best fries, hands down. Mmmmm stupid inner city moran trying to get a free meal by bluster. I'm glad i moved out of the city, don't miss that shiat at all.

I never thought an opinion could be wrong before.
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