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		Katie Holmes gets into an minor fender-bender in NYC. You know how these "accidents" just have a way of happening (nypost.com)		27
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lantawa		2012-07-17 10:33:26 AM

I'd like to do a swoop and squat on her...

SlothB77		2012-07-17 10:55:19 AM

lucky guy. gets on the rebound katie holmes to crash into you and exchange information.

Theaetetus		2012-07-17 11:19:31 AM

Seen leaving.

devilEther		2012-07-17 11:22:15 AM

Sometimes... sometimes things just go bad.

SithLord		2012-07-17 11:31:37 AM

So the CoS is fronting NYC garbage trucks now? I thought that was a mob thing.

Apos		2012-07-17 11:32:29 AM

Ninjas of Xenu?

funk_soul_bubby		2012-07-17 11:37:37 AM

Katie car crashes

Beware of Katie car.

man metaphysical		2012-07-17 11:40:38 AM

assassins

indoorplant		2012-07-17 11:40:40 AM

potato_chip_eating_geek		2012-07-17 11:46:29 AM

a dump truck would be pretty good at taking at a mid size car....

Nana's Vibrator		2012-07-17 11:48:01 AM

Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

fearmongert		2012-07-17 11:54:42 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

Not everyone's in bed by nine, Gramps.

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-07-17 12:02:05 PM

Why did the driver flee the scene? and then hunt down the truck? Aren't you supposed to stay at the scene, whether you did the hitting or you were the one hit?

urban.derelict		2012-07-17 12:13:05 PM

indoorplant: cdn03.cdn.justjared.com

lh5.googleusercontent.com

FTFH: Katie Car wrecks
FTFA: a garbage truck hit their Mercedes

/picardfacepalm.gif

T.M.S.		2012-07-17 12:57:46 PM

Expolaris		2012-07-17 01:11:27 PM

urban.derelict: FTFA: a garbage truck hit their Mercedes

...you mean a heavily armored vehicle that could crush them to death...?

media.onsugar.com

IT WAS A BOTCHED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. IF TOM CANNOT HAVE HER, NO ONE SHALL.

/tinfoil hat

No Such Agency		2012-07-17 01:26:39 PM

Her spawn was to have been the Kwisatz Hubbardach! Abomination! They are marked for death!

... and so on.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-07-17 01:35:34 PM

fearmongert: Nana's Vibrator: Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

Not everyone's in bed by nine, Gramps.

due to blindly sucking NYC cock, todays post misinterpretation award goes to....

urban.derelict		2012-07-17 01:38:31 PM

Expolaris: media.onsugar.com

I miss the ani-gifs of Cruise shouting 'scientology!!' gifs with lots of white and red that could fill the width of the page.

urban.derelict		2012-07-17 01:42:10 PM

^ is what happens when you're constantly thinking and not proofreading.

No Such Agency		2012-07-17 02:07:46 PM

Nana's Vibrator:
sucking NYC cock

In a row?

Somaticasual		2012-07-17 02:11:57 PM

Could have been worse. She could have been in a tunnel in paris..

goobergal		2012-07-17 02:17:57 PM

When you leave Scientology you are gonna have a bad time.

effexca		2012-07-17 05:22:31 PM

goobergal: When you leave Scientology you are gonna have a bad time.

Frank Milo: Do you know what botulism is? We can get her with soup.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-07-18 06:42:28 AM

So (insert popular celebrity name here) got into a minor accident? Why should I care? Something being news just because someone famous and popular is involved is stupid.

ChaoticLimbs		2012-07-18 09:35:55 AM

It's not just because she's famous and popular. It's because once the thin veneers of civility come off of some people, we get to see the monster inside. That doesn't happen often, but when someone lives under a microscope, you might catch a glimpse of it.

Scientology is a method for creating psychopaths and controlling them. As such, it gets a little interesting at times. Forgive us for being banal or paying attention to things you think are trivial. Perhaps you'd prefer that we watched football instead.

urban.derelict		2012-07-18 01:25:15 PM

ChaoticLimbs: some people, we get to see the monster inside

Katie was fundamentally misled.

Having been fundamentally misled myself allows me to empathize with her situation.

/Katie, call me
// www.mccamley.org