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(Telegraph)   New Zealand prostitutes are "are big, strong people" who destroy traffic sign poles with their bare hands, sell death by Snu-Snu   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 76
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2012-07-17 09:44:45 AM  
When did the mother of me move to New Zealand to become the prostitute?
 
2012-07-17 10:09:27 AM  
Oh, how far the Maori people have fallen. They used to be smashing their rivals with the mere club or hitting them with the taiyaha. Now they're reduced to snapping road signs for prostitution.
 
2012-07-17 10:14:24 AM  
I can't help picturing someone like this.

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2012-07-17 10:21:11 AM  
I'm surprised there are prostitutes there. Wasn't there a story about New Zealand chicks are the easiest?
 
2012-07-17 10:36:51 AM  
Pole dancers ARE strong people and I wouldn't mind nearly dying from their snu-snu.

Sybarite, you're WAY off.
 
2012-07-17 10:46:36 AM  
That's nice lady, how much extra does it cost for you to not destroy MY pole.
 
2012-07-17 12:37:54 PM  

Sybarite: I can't help picturing someone like this.

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2012-07-17 01:23:49 PM  
Femputer commands it
 
2012-07-17 01:24:36 PM  
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2012-07-17 01:25:05 PM  
FTA: 'Hooker's Corner'

Like this address, easy to remember.
 
2012-07-17 01:26:44 PM  
the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
 
2012-07-17 01:27:20 PM  
Hey they sure know how to advertise better than here "Hey baby you lookin for a date?"
 
2012-07-17 01:28:07 PM  
only when they're rutting
 
2012-07-17 01:29:30 PM  
Came for the crushed pevlis cartoon, leaving VERY satisfied. Thanks Jon.
 
2012-07-17 01:29:58 PM  

texmeth: FTA: 'Hooker's Corner'

Like this address, easy to remember.


Weeeeell, things are pretty slow here in "Hookers Corner", but oh we do find our ways to pass the time...
 
2012-07-17 01:33:43 PM  
Maybe New Zealand should make their street signs out of something stronger than brass?
 
2012-07-17 01:34:09 PM  
'Death by bunga bunga,' submitter.
 
2012-07-17 01:38:26 PM  
I'm glad they included a picture of what a pole dancer and a street sign might look like.

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2012-07-17 01:41:03 PM  
Jon iz teh kewl: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x360]

AAAAND we're done here
 
2012-07-17 01:41:07 PM  

BizarroHulk: I'm glad they included a picture of what a pole dancer and a street sign might look like.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


But that's a large beak on the pole dancer, isn't it?
 
2012-07-17 01:43:40 PM  
Where women glow and men plunder?
 
2012-07-17 01:44:16 PM  
Stop buying crappy poles?

If a pole dance is breaking them a strong breeze would take them all out.

/Still can't figure out why prostitution is illegal.
 
2012-07-17 01:45:36 PM  
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Couldn't be with a man who knocked the signposts down for her. Goodbye Maurice.
 
2012-07-17 01:45:40 PM  
There were these two National Geographic explorers that were captured by some native tribesmen in Australia. They were brought before the head of the tribe who was unhappy that they were in his territory. He offered them a choice between two punishments. Death or Unga Bunga.

The first guy chose Unga Bunga. The chief called out "UNGA BUNGA!" and all the men in the tribe lined up behind him and took turns having sexy time with his keyhole.

After over an hour of watching his colleague get rode hard, it was his turn to choose. He wanted no part of Unga Bunga so he chose death.

The chief smiled and said "I honor your bravery." He turned to the tribe and yelled "DEATH, by UNGA BUNGA!"
 
2012-07-17 01:50:13 PM  
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2012-07-17 01:51:32 PM  
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Maori women are Potent..
 
2012-07-17 01:58:22 PM  
now it makes sense.. they just find it safer to have sex with sheep
 
2012-07-17 02:01:00 PM  
Bernie Taylor, a local resident, said: "We had a parcel delivered to us recently and the address was 'Hooker's Corner' and it found its way to us with no problems whatsoever."

Sounds like they didn't need the street sign after all. What's all the fuss about?
 
2012-07-17 02:04:53 PM  
Thank you subby for finding that. The whole article was pure gold.
 
2012-07-17 02:08:30 PM  
i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 02:12:40 PM  

Sybarite: I can't help picturing someone like this.


Ya know, I generally find athletic women attractive, but I might have just hit my limit.
 
2012-07-17 02:12:57 PM  
This article is comedy gold from start to finish. Great find, Subby.
 
2012-07-17 02:13:28 PM  
What a "big strong" one may look like.
PNSFW
 
2012-07-17 02:28:04 PM  
What a strong female New Zealander might look like

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2012-07-17 02:32:10 PM  
Traffic signs in New Zealand destroyed by prostitutes performing stunts

So that's what they're called in NZ
 
2012-07-17 02:40:54 PM  
The base of those signs should be flexible to prevent prosties from using them. As a side benefit, they'll just bend when cars hit them, reducing damage to the car and the pole.
 
2012-07-17 02:41:03 PM  
I've got a

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and the only cure is more

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2012-07-17 02:50:42 PM  

Sybarite: I can't help picturing someone like this.
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2012-07-17 02:52:54 PM  
"Oh, God... you're killing me.... OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME!"
 
2012-07-17 02:53:38 PM  
Some of the prostitutes are men in drag.
 
2012-07-17 02:55:41 PM  
They could replace the broken poles with the non round stamped steel kind and the problem would diminish over time.
 
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2012-07-17 02:57:07 PM  
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2012-07-17 03:13:46 PM  

MasterPython: They could replace the broken poles with the non round stamped steel kind and the problem would diminish over time.


Or we cold live a little and replace the thing with a brass pole and sink the thing into about four feet 'o cement. Let's make a party of it.
 
2012-07-17 03:16:36 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Traffic signs in New Zealand destroyed by prostitutes performing stunts

So that's what they're called in NZ


I thought they were called "tricks".
 
2012-07-17 03:17:16 PM  
I must add a trip to New Zealand to my bucket list..
 
2012-07-17 03:18:00 PM  

fireclown: MasterPython: They could replace the broken poles with the non round stamped steel kind and the problem would diminish over time.

Or we cold live a little and replace the thing with a brass pole and sink the thing into about four feet 'o cement. Let's make a party of it.


Or just use a standard steel pole and pour some cement (or even just sand) down inside of it to give it a core and preclude bending by even the more voluptuous Maori.
 
2012-07-17 03:22:50 PM  

Sybarite: I can't help picturing someone like this.

[www.iaaf.org image 600x400]


www.iaaf.org

I CRUSH YOUR HEADS. BOTH of YOU!!
 
2012-07-17 03:32:10 PM  

Allen. The end.: texmeth: FTA: 'Hooker's Corner'

Like this address, easy to remember.

Weeeeell, things are pretty slow here in "Hookers Corner", but oh we do find our ways to pass the time...


Why, last Tuesday, young Ms Humperson won her fifth straight Blue Ribbon at the Annual Pie Fest. You've never seen a more smooth, slick piece of work in your life. The Little Woman re-did the trim here at home, and is already the envy of the neighborhood. Just another quiet week in Hooker's Corner, where the Men are happy, the Women are reasonably priced, and the brass signposts are always shiny.
 
2012-07-17 03:34:09 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Sybarite: I can't help picturing someone like this.

[www.iaaf.org image 600x400]

[www.iaaf.org image 600x400]

I CRUSH YOUR HEADS. BOTH of YOU!!


Worst/best titty twister ever!
 
2012-07-17 03:47:33 PM  
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My parents were little people, little swarthy people
 
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