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(Gap Year)   Shark vs. humans with pointy sticks. Who wins?   (gapyear.com) divider line 38
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2012-07-17 10:16:05 AM
Always bet on the humans with pointy sticks. We've killed pretty much every animal we can see with a pointy stick somewhere along the line.
 
2012-07-17 10:27:04 AM
The one with the raspberry?
 
2012-07-17 11:29:48 AM
The human who straps lasers to the sharks head.
 
2012-07-17 11:30:18 AM

Sybarite: The one with the raspberry?


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Do not approve.
 
2012-07-17 11:30:23 AM
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
2012-07-17 11:34:07 AM
here's to swimmin with no legged wimmin
 
2012-07-17 11:34:37 AM
See, the thing about humans is that we're smart (well, some of us). And we have thumbs.
 
2012-07-17 11:38:23 AM
Looks like test footage for a new Marine first person shooter.
 
2012-07-17 11:45:13 AM

hogans: Sybarite: The one with the raspberry?

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Do not approve.


"WE DONE THEM!"

/and grapefruit...whole AND segments!
 
2012-07-17 11:45:20 AM

Langdon Alger: here's to swimmin with no legged wimmin


June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the pointy stick.
 
2012-07-17 11:45:59 AM

Jubeebee: Always bet on the humans with pointy sticks. We've killed pretty much every animal we can see with a pointy stick somewhere along the line.


Yep. It's almost the hallmark of our species.
 
2012-07-17 11:50:25 AM
I want to see it in zero gravity. With bears, too.
 
2012-07-17 11:55:59 AM

lordpoz: Looks like test footage for a new Marine first person shooter.


davidphogan: I want to see it in zero gravity. With bears, too.


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You rang?
 
2012-07-17 11:56:33 AM
Idle (Welsh): Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me
 
2012-07-17 12:01:07 PM
Old news. Slow news day, apparently.
 
2012-07-17 12:01:43 PM
on land, or in the sea?
 
2012-07-17 12:05:31 PM
A boaty dropped us off in the wadder but we had to had to back off a shockie with a couple of goppy podgas.
 
2012-07-17 12:06:33 PM
Interested in heading Down Under?

Hmm... a little afternoon delight could be in order.
 
2012-07-17 12:07:23 PM
 
2012-07-17 12:13:30 PM
What about demons with pointy sticks?
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/no relation to anything, just an excuse to post Etna
 
2012-07-17 12:36:28 PM

OscarTamerz: Yeah, good luck with that. This is what I go diving with, a .223 bang stick. I've taken it everywhere I go, Hawaii, Tahiti, Catalina but I use a much longer titanium handle on it. Haven't had to use it but like every other fire arm it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. No doubt the Aussie farktards confiscated them with everything else.


I've always wanted to bangstick a human. Well, not personally. It would be from behind a two-way mirror noting the twitching vectors of volunteer home-loan recipients. I'm not naive enough to expect a slow motion bleed out or anything. I know the gore would pour straight into the gym mats. If an out of water bangstick were engineered right it would make a viable deterrent to Jehovah's Witnesses.
 
2012-07-17 12:52:32 PM
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Interesting, even sharks are devastated by a harmless pointy stick.
 
2012-07-17 12:53:50 PM
Depends...

Will they be dance-fighting?
 
2012-07-17 01:21:58 PM
Always bet on black Humans with pointy sticks
 
2012-07-17 01:24:00 PM
The humans didn't really win - the shark didn't eat them, they didn't eat the shark. I call it a draw.
 
2012-07-17 01:25:53 PM

mortimer_ford: I've always wanted to bangstick a human.


Dude, there are women that will let you bang-stick them for money. Even some men, if you swing that way. Just wear a condom. please, and step away from the ewe.
 
2012-07-17 02:13:14 PM
pony sticks??
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2012-07-17 03:38:46 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: pony sticks??
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OK, you asked for it.
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2012-07-17 04:17:02 PM
Depends. Is the human with the pointy stick named Chuck and/or Norris? o.o
 
2012-07-17 07:23:42 PM
FTFA: "If they play their cards right,they could dine outon this adventure for years."


Pfft....fine dining would have occurred regardless of Fate's deck.
 
2012-07-17 08:22:24 PM
Depends.
 
2012-07-17 08:24:23 PM
I don't think sharks are interested in anything that puts up any kind of fight....
 
2012-07-17 09:30:22 PM

Captain Steroid: Depends. Is the human with the pointy stick named Chuck and/or Norris? o.o


no
 
2012-07-17 11:54:56 PM

mortimer_ford: A boaty dropped us off in the wadder but we had to had to back off a shockie with a couple of goppy podgas.


I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.
 
2012-07-18 06:27:28 AM

OscarTamerz: Yeah, good luck with that. This is what I go diving with, a .223 bang stick. I've taken it everywhere I go, Hawaii, Tahiti, Catalina but I use a much longer titanium handle on it. Haven't had to use it but like every other fire arm it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. No doubt the Aussie farktards confiscated them with everything else.


question. without a barrel for the bullet to gain energy from the expanding gasses, how is it expected to penetrate the hide of a shark? it seems like the bullet wont have enough muzzle energy to be effective and is only useable once. I imagine you would be better off carrying a k-bar or some other type of sword bayonet. have you tested it? try it out on a stack of t-bone steaks or something.
 
2012-07-18 06:28:52 AM
i also imagine that a 5.56 nato will do jack and shiat to a multi ton shark?
 
2012-07-18 06:58:27 AM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: OscarTamerz: Yeah, good luck with that. This is what I go diving with, a .223 bang stick. I've taken it everywhere I go, Hawaii, Tahiti, Catalina but I use a much longer titanium handle on it. Haven't had to use it but like every other fire arm it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. No doubt the Aussie farktards confiscated them with everything else.

question. without a barrel for the bullet to gain energy from the expanding gasses, how is it expected to penetrate the hide of a shark? it seems like the bullet wont have enough muzzle energy to be effective and is only useable once. I imagine you would be better off carrying a k-bar or some other type of sword bayonet. have you tested it? try it out on a stack of t-bone steaks or something.


A bang-stick does have a short barrel. Essentially, it's a chamber that holds the round. Usually you hear of them being 12 gauge, though. You have to press that chamber against what you want to kill, and projectile(s) *AND* the gasses from firing end up in the fish. It's a contact weapon.
 
2012-07-18 11:19:25 AM
"Divers harass great white" is more like it
 
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