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2012-07-17 12:00:04 PM
I'm not clicking on the link, but Color of Night was hot. Jane March in the kitchen wearing only an apron..... she and Bruce smoked.
 
2012-07-17 12:00:19 PM
Bruce Willis was in that movie?
 
2012-07-17 12:00:31 PM
Hey, Jane Marsh in Color of Night was damn hot. Awesome rack on that one.
 
2012-07-17 12:01:12 PM
Was Secretary a thriller?

'Cause it was unerotic as shiat.
 
2012-07-17 12:02:34 PM
I'm assuming there's the usual attack on Eyes Wide Shut for not being "sexy"?
 
2012-07-17 12:07:33 PM

Dwight_Yeast: I'm assuming there's the usual attack on Eyes Wide Shut for not being "sexy"?


Ever since the recent explanation that it was actually an attack on Scientology, I forgive it its 'creepy/boring-not-sexy' sins.
 
2012-07-17 12:08:54 PM
It would be hilarious if someone made a movie from one of Bill O'Reily's erotic novels.
 
2012-07-17 12:08:58 PM
Color of Night was a good thriller. Jane March made is much better, even if we had to see Bruce's dong. Little early lesbo action, too.

Sliver wasn't too bad, either.
 
2012-07-17 12:14:45 PM

browntimmy: It would be hilarious if someone made a movie from one of Bill O'Reily's erotic novels.


I'm only wearing brief panties and leaning back on the couch while reading this, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2012-07-17 12:22:42 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Dwight_Yeast: I'm assuming there's the usual attack on Eyes Wide Shut for not being "sexy"?

Ever since the recent explanation that it was actually an attack on Scientology, I forgive it its 'creepy/boring-not-sexy' sins.


That sounds pretty interesting, I'd like to know more about that.
 
2012-07-17 12:24:11 PM
 
2012-07-17 12:24:52 PM

Wendy's Chili: Was Secretary a thriller?

'Cause it was unerotic as shiat.


didn't that have the dude from brokeback mountain in it?
 
2012-07-17 12:27:35 PM
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Bad goblin. Bad, Bad...

Link as hot as Madge is not..
 
2012-07-17 12:30:34 PM
Who can forget the day Bruce Willis tried to do sexy?

I have, and I will again.
 
2012-07-17 12:33:19 PM
No mention of David Lynch's Crash? James Spader farking Rosanna Arquette's scar?
 
2012-07-17 12:33:29 PM

Andrew Wiggin: Wendy's Chili: Was Secretary a thriller?

'Cause it was unerotic as shiat.

didn't that have the dude from brokeback mountain in it?


It had his sister.
 
2012-07-17 12:33:37 PM

browntimmy: It would be hilarious if someone made a movie from one of Bill O'Reily's erotic novels.


Or phone calls.
 
2012-07-17 12:35:30 PM

Wendy's Chili: Andrew Wiggin: Wendy's Chili: Was Secretary a thriller?

'Cause it was unerotic as shiat.

didn't that have the dude from brokeback mountain in it?

It had his sister.


sadly, that was the joke. i don't find her attractive.
 
2012-07-17 12:35:45 PM

Fart_Machine: No mention of David Lynch's Crash? James Spader farking Rosanna Arquette's scar?


That was pretty bad. Not as bad Spader farking Detective Stabler.
 
2012-07-17 12:35:47 PM
I'm surprised this wasn't on there:

images.moviepostershop.com

What a load of crap that was.
 
2012-07-17 12:37:25 PM

Cndn Bacon: I'm surprised this wasn't on there:

[images.moviepostershop.com image 200x303]

What a load of crap that was.


Dude! I was just going to post that but I just had to spout about that crappy scene in crash first.

Talk about major let down back then. I was expecting to kill thousands of Cindy Crawford kittens and I only killed like, 2 or 3 hundred.
 
2012-07-17 12:47:14 PM

Cndn Bacon: I'm surprised this wasn't on there:

[images.moviepostershop.com image 200x303]

What a load of crap that was.



GAH! Why did you have to remind us of this abomination?!
 
2012-07-17 12:47:49 PM

Fart_Machine: No mention of David Lynch's Crash? James Spader farking Rosanna Arquette's scar?


Probably something to do with it being a David Cronenburg film, not David Lynch.

/And Two Moon Junction was quite hot.
 
2012-07-17 12:48:43 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Probably something to do with it being a David Cronenburg film, not David Lynch.


Ah my mistake. I got my David's mixed up.
 
2012-07-17 12:49:03 PM

Fart_Machine: No mention of David Lynch's Crash? James Spader farking Rosanna Arquette's scar?


Wrong David...Cronenberg, not Lynch.

If you're looking for conventional eroticism in a Cronenberg film, you're definitely doing it wrong
 
2012-07-17 12:53:20 PM

JammerJim: Bruce Willis was in that movie?


yeah, this
 
2012-07-17 12:53:33 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I'm not clicking on the link, but Color of Night was hot. Jane March in the kitchen wearing only an apron..... she and Bruce smoked.


This.
 
2012-07-17 01:08:11 PM

Snapper Carr: If you're looking for conventional eroticism in a Cronenberg film, you're definitely doing it wrong


Lynch isn't much better. Blue Velvet is more like a particularly bad night's drinking which never seems to end.
 
2012-07-17 01:12:35 PM
The erotic scenes from "Killing Me Softly" are certainly nice.

No idea about the rest of the movie. never seen it.
 
2012-07-17 01:13:16 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Lynch isn't much better. Blue Velvet is more like a particularly bad night's drinking which never seems to end.


Wild at Heart and Mulholland Drive both have some seriously hot scenes...

Cronenberg on the other hand just does weird fetishistic stuff which I find both intriguing and highly offputting (Videodrome, Existenz, Crash et al)
 
2012-07-17 01:26:33 PM
Hey, I own Color of Night. And it sure isn't because of the sophisticated dialogue.
 
2012-07-17 01:51:36 PM

akula: Hey, Jane Marsh in Color of Night was damn hot. Awesome rack on that one.


I agree big time that apron and pool scene do it for me.
 
2012-07-17 01:52:32 PM

Andrew Wiggin: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

yep i'd hit it (nsfw)

nsfw


Huh. I might be interested in seeing more of the lady (and less of Willis).
 
2012-07-17 02:17:43 PM

dj_spanmaster: I might be interested in seeing more of the lady


You'll see a lot more of her in this.
 
2012-07-17 02:32:00 PM

Zulu_as_Kono: dj_spanmaster: I might be interested in seeing more of the lady

You'll see a lot more of her in this.


I avoided that one for a few years, then found out March turned 18 just prior to filming. Many kittens were slain.
 
2012-07-17 02:48:13 PM

Zulu_as_Kono: dj_spanmaster: I might be interested in seeing more of the lady

You'll see a lot more of her in this.


... so.. why *did* they cast a half-asian actress instead of a white actress for the role of a white woman (girl, really) who is the lover of a much older very asian man? I have to agree with some of the folks in that thread: i'd be offended, too, because it takes the thrust of the story, and turns it into something else.

the other thing about the thread is... do Asian people care about Asian roles in race movies? or are the people who say that Jane March was acceptably white... I don't know, what race are they, and what could be the motive for saying it?
 
2012-07-17 02:53:04 PM
Deadgirl.
 
2012-07-17 03:33:06 PM

Zulu_as_Kono: dj_spanmaster: I might be interested in seeing more of the lady

You'll see a lot more of her in this.


A lot of that is a body double during the sex scenes, but the full frontal is her when she is watering the plants.
 
2012-07-17 03:43:48 PM
It's still a great invocation of the literal and social steaminess of remote South East Asia at the end of the French regime. And the Asian guy is really hot.
 
2012-07-17 04:02:10 PM
I dunno, I got a lot of action from one GF who dig SLIVER
 
2012-07-17 04:16:17 PM
Boxing Helena showed me this song.

That's some good stuff.

/Dooo-doooo-dee-doo
 
2012-07-17 04:19:23 PM
So I have fapped to all of those, the sears catalog and to All My Children.

I think this makes me a bad person or something.
 
2012-07-17 04:33:33 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: i'd be offended, too, because it takes the thrust of the story, and turns it into something else.


I hate it when that happens!
 
2012-07-17 04:40:05 PM
Didn't click on the link. Was Gigli on there, because that movie was rigli, rigli bad.
 
2012-07-17 05:01:38 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: So I have fapped to all of those, the sears catalog and to All My Children.

I think this makes me a bad person or something.


Fapping to your kids is kind of a bad thing people do not like it when you do that. :)

I fapped to all of them too
 
2012-07-17 05:03:54 PM

Cndn Bacon: I'm surprised this wasn't on there:

[images.moviepostershop.com image 200x303]

What a load of crap that was.


If that movie had come out in the modern internet age, it'd eclipse Gigli.
 
2012-07-17 06:06:41 PM

HAMMERTOE: Didn't click on the link. Was Gigli on there, because that movie was rigli, rigli bad.


+1
 
2012-07-17 06:31:19 PM
What about this classic?

www.afterelton.com

Where else are going to get to see Alfred and Superman make out?
 
2012-07-17 06:41:48 PM
All I remember from Color Of Night was the remote control tank in the bathtub and thinking "hey that's totally not safe" and stuff.
 
2012-07-17 08:34:50 PM

fusillade762: What about this classic?

[www.afterelton.com image 540x360]

Where else are going to get to see Alfred and Superman make out?


On the other hand, the sexual tension between Caine and Jude Law in the remake of Sleuth was... disturbing.

/if Jude wasn't a rent boy when he was younger, he should have been
 
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