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(Times of Israel)   Indecent Proposal: Sarah Silverman offers lesbian sex for $100 million Obama campaign contribution   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 80
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2012-07-17 09:46:03 AM
You have to admit, that Obama's PACs certainly bring a more interesting spin to fundraising...
 
2012-07-17 09:52:44 AM
I thought the maximum legal contribution for an individual was somewhat less than $80,000?
 
2012-07-17 10:31:35 AM

unlikely: I thought the maximum legal contribution for an individual was somewhat less than $80,000?


It was $2300 in the 2008 elections. I thought it was up to $2500 now.

But you can donate whatever you want to a PAC.
 
2012-07-17 10:36:38 AM
Oh wow, even with that dog in her lap she looks farking hot. I'd have sex with her even if I had to do it around that mangy mutt.
 
2012-07-17 10:49:28 AM
No doubt she's hot. I just don't find her funny.
 
2012-07-17 11:33:49 AM
On the republican side, you have the Koch brothers funding Karl "Prince of Darkness" Rove to trick senior citizen tea party members into thinking they are part of some grass roots movement.

On the democrat side, you have Soros funding a hot Jewish chick in a rainbow bikini scissoring a small dog suffering from severe cataracts to convince a 78 year old billionaire to give Obama his money instead of Romney.

So there you go. Your choice, America.
 
2012-07-17 11:36:21 AM
I'm okay with this.
 
2012-07-17 11:38:49 AM
...and everyone laughed when we said that repealing DADT would lead to bestiality.

Then again, prostitution lines right up with Obama's leadership style, so I can't say I'm really surprised by this.
 
2012-07-17 11:38:50 AM
Isn't that prostitution or sumthin?
 
2012-07-17 11:39:54 AM
Hell, and I'll toss in some money just to watch.
 
2012-07-17 11:40:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-17 11:40:31 AM
Sheldon Adelson runs a casino in Macau. He likely gets hookers sent by the local government on the regular.
 
2012-07-17 11:40:42 AM
The banner on the site cracks me up.

i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 11:42:22 AM
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-07-17 11:42:44 AM
Yes.
Oh, hell yes.
YESYESYESYES
 
2012-07-17 11:43:32 AM
FTFComments: "She is disgusting. Maybe we can get her to convert?"

It's just hilarious to me that people think like this. Yeah, Sarah Silverman's giving Jews a bad reputation, not corrupt rabbis in self-policing communities or anything.
 
2012-07-17 11:44:21 AM
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
 
2012-07-17 11:44:54 AM

MasterThief: Don't stick your dick in crazy.


Considering the offer stipulated she'd perform traditional lesbian intercourse with him I'd have to imagine that wouldn't be an option.

/her sister's a rabbi?
//how unorthodox.
 
2012-07-17 11:45:32 AM
I think she's hilarious and hot.

Something about her just ... vrooooom
 
2012-07-17 11:45:56 AM

Rapmaster2000: Sheldon Adelson runs a casino in Macau. He likely gets hookers sent by the local government on the regular.


Based upon Adelson's FCPA issues it is more likely that he had hookers sent to the local government.
 
2012-07-17 11:45:58 AM
I really enjoyed Sarah's tongue-in-cheek "The Great Schlep" campaign back in 2008 basically asking people to emotionally blackmail their grandparents into voting for Obama. Particularily the Yo/Oy bit and the Barack = "Hebrew word for lightening" John = "Toilet" or "Guy who farks hookers" zinger.

And now she's doing what?

*click*

I love this girl! ^__^
 
2012-07-17 11:46:26 AM
Holy crap that video was hilarious.
 
2012-07-17 11:47:18 AM
If I make it $100,000,001.00 can we make it a threeway?
 
2012-07-17 11:47:35 AM
OMFG that video with her dog is hilarious!
 
2012-07-17 11:48:09 AM
So who's setting up the PayPal donation fund?
 
2012-07-17 11:48:25 AM
Didn't she go topless in something recently?
 
2012-07-17 11:50:41 AM

ManateeGag: No doubt she's hot. I just don't find her funny.


I'm kinda on the fence with her... Her standup is just a little over the top for me, not that I'm a prude, just hers I don't like, but I really get a kick out of her in movies.
 
2012-07-17 11:50:48 AM
No sign of the old "haggling about the price" joke here? How odd.
 
2012-07-17 11:50:49 AM

IrateShadow: Didn't she go topless in something recently?


Completely nude in something. Sure you don't need to know the title in order to find it on google. I could fap to it, but you can tell she probably looked a lot better naked 7 years ago.
 
2012-07-17 11:57:05 AM
She is a little butch, but probably doesn't need to offer $100M for it.

/details, details....
 
2012-07-17 11:57:22 AM
I realize it's a bit, but seriously... does her humor always have to be about attention whoring in a way that's totally engineered to get her attention?
 
2012-07-17 12:00:21 PM

IrateShadow: Didn't she go topless in something recently?


Full frontal shower scene in Take This Waltz.
 
2012-07-17 12:02:45 PM

IHadMeAVision: IrateShadow: Didn't she go topless in something recently?

Completely nude in something. Sure you don't need to know the title in order to find it on google. I could fap to it, but you can tell she probably looked a lot better naked 7 years ago.


She looked pretty good for a middle-aged Jewish gal who isn't a model, I thought. I'd totally have sexy fun time with her.
 
2012-07-17 12:04:56 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: If I make it $100,000,001.00 can we make it a threeway?


I'd pick Sarah and Kim Deal there if I had 100 million kicking around and my druthers.
 
2012-07-17 12:05:25 PM

Ned Stark: Isn't that prostitution or sumthin?


Is it? No penetration?...
 
2012-07-17 12:07:10 PM
Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research.

/hehe
 
2012-07-17 12:07:45 PM
How about a $100 contribution if she'll be funny for once.
 
2012-07-17 12:07:47 PM

Teufelaffe: IrateShadow: Didn't she go topless in something recently?

Full frontal shower scene in Take This Waltz.


Wow I was just gonna go see that purely cos I love Sarah Polley's work and now I have two good reasons.

/Well, 3, technically.
 
2012-07-17 12:13:39 PM

Ned Stark: Isn't that prostitution or sumthin?


Well, the money isn't going to Silverman, so that might be enough to keep it from being prostitution. Though it probably depends a lot on the state.
 
2012-07-17 12:14:17 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-17 12:17:32 PM

secularsage: I realize it's a bit, but seriously... does her humor always have to be about attention whoring in a way that's totally engineered to get her attention?


As opposed to the bits that other comedians do that totally doesn't focus on them?
 
2012-07-17 12:17:38 PM
Looks like it was good timing for my FEC application for the Americans for Dirty Dirty Sex With Sarah Silverman SuperPAC
 
2012-07-17 12:23:07 PM

quatchi: DoBeDoBeDo: If I make it $100,000,001.00 can we make it a threeway?

I'd pick Sarah and Kim Deal there if I had 100 million kicking around and my druthers.


A fascinating combo. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-07-17 12:27:28 PM
How much just to watch?
 
2012-07-17 12:27:32 PM
Just for fun, can we take up a collection and send her Barbara Mikulski?

/I like Sarah, but this would crack me up.
 
2012-07-17 12:32:05 PM
Oh god that sounds so hot I want to.......

FTFA: and have traditional lesbian intercourse with Adelson, 78.

....suddenly throw up.
 
2012-07-17 12:43:08 PM
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-17 12:43:10 PM
I'll give obummer $100 if I can stick it in Sarah's pooper first.
 
2012-07-17 12:48:27 PM

sprawl15's troll alt: ...and everyone laughed when we said that repealing DADT would lead to bestiality..


Nice. I think i just sprayed an entire peanut butter sandwich out of my nose.
 
2012-07-17 12:53:45 PM
secularsage: I realize it's a bit, but seriously... does her humor always have to be about attention whoring in a way that's totally engineered to get her attention?

I don't know if it has to be, but it certainly always turns out to be: "Hi, I'm a mildly attractive female comic who isn't fat... boobies! poop! Oh my gosh, what will I say next?!"
 
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