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(WTKR)   Pentagon announces aircraft carrier to deploy four months early to the Persian Gulf so there will be two on duty there at all times. Only because it's always good to carry a spare (wink)   (wtkr.com) divider line 58
    More: Obvious, USS John C. Stennis, Persian Gulf, CIA Director Leon Panetta, direct response, u.s. central command  
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2012-07-17 12:38:01 PM  
*sigh* ... time to start digging that bomb shelter in the backyard...
 
2012-07-17 12:38:11 PM  
up-ship.com
 
2012-07-17 12:38:52 PM  

Grapple: *sigh* ... time to start digging that bomb shelter in the backyard...


You live in Syria or Iran?
 
2012-07-17 12:40:51 PM  
Overheard from secret Washington meetings:

Bomb bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran

Bomb Iran-yan-yan! ...
 
2012-07-17 12:44:25 PM  
Ahhh, the John Stennis returns to the Gulf.
coont4.

anthonyjosephevans.com
 
2012-07-17 12:45:54 PM  

Maud Dib: Ahhh, the John Stennis returns to the Gulf.
coont4.

[anthonyjosephevans.com image 750x600]


Totally forgot about that.....LOL!!!!
 
2012-07-17 12:54:47 PM  
This can only end well.
 
2012-07-17 12:56:01 PM  

Grapple: *sigh* ... time to start digging that bomb shelter in the backyard...


Somebody's been reading too many Iranian press releases.
 
2012-07-17 01:04:10 PM  

Maud Dib: Ahhh, the John Stennis returns to the Gulf.
coont4.

[anthonyjosephevans.com image 750x600]


LOL.

I've worked on COONT4.

/Got nothin' else.
 
2012-07-17 01:05:46 PM  
Another bullshiat surge for another extended deployment with nothing but shiatty ports few and far between and P.C. liberty policies. "O.k. guys, you can go to UAE for one day. Fun!" 3 mos. later. "O.k. guys, back to Bahrain for some real fun!" "O.k., Bahrain again!" Etc.
 
2012-07-17 01:09:58 PM  

Stinkyy: Another bullshiat surge for another extended deployment with nothing but shiatty ports few and far between and P.C. liberty policies. "O.k. guys, you can go to UAE for one day. Fun!" 3 mos. later. "O.k. guys, back to Bahrain for some real fun!" "O.k., Bahrain again!" Etc.


Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
 
2012-07-17 01:10:10 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Somebody's been reading too many Iranian press releases


Whatever. the new version of photoshop is amazing. I have no idea why we even allow export to unfriendly nations.
 
2012-07-17 01:10:28 PM  
What's a COONT4?
 
2012-07-17 01:15:47 PM  

Buttbone McGillicutty: What's a COONT4?


LOL. try to type the hull number of the Stennis
 
2012-07-17 01:16:09 PM  
So I guess gas prices will start shooting back up
 
2012-07-17 01:17:40 PM  
Four months early from... the elections, I'm guessing?
 
2012-07-17 01:24:32 PM  

Buttbone McGillicutty: What's a COONT4?


A good while back someone tried to type the hull of the John C Stennis.coont4. the filter picked upcoont as an attempt to write the bad word for the Nappy Dugout.
 
2012-07-17 01:28:04 PM  

MythDragon: Buttbone McGillicutty: What's a COONT4?

A good while back someone tried to type the hull of the John C Stennis.coont4. the filter picked upcoont as an attempt to write the bad word for the Nappy Dugout.


Still doing it. Charlie Victory November-47
 
2012-07-17 01:32:48 PM  
I'm going to Cancun tomorrow.
Vinegar is acidic until cooked thoroughly.
We need to reboot the ICU NT server.

/this is fun
 
2012-07-17 01:33:41 PM  
wait.. NONE of that got filtered?

Way to make me look like an ass, Fark.
 
2012-07-17 01:43:07 PM  

The Bestest: wait.. NONE of that got filtered?

Way to make me look like an ass, Fark.


Well does that mean we can say "coont" now?
 
2012-07-17 01:43:43 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Well does that mean we can say "coont" now?


I guess not. That's totally Belgium, man.
 
2012-07-17 02:02:55 PM  
Hey Syria, hey Iran, we're coming for ya.

Nothing like some good old election year violence to put a smile on American's faces.
 
2012-07-17 02:05:58 PM  
Two is one and one is none.
 
2012-07-17 02:14:55 PM  
You rang?
 
2012-07-17 02:17:11 PM  
Operation Re-elect Barry is gearing up....
 
2012-07-17 02:30:40 PM  

coont4: You rang?


LOL!!! I see you took the opportunity to take the handle when this first started.
Well played!
 
2012-07-17 02:38:56 PM  

CAADbury: Two is one and one is none.


You nailed it. "Be Prepared"
 
2012-07-17 02:39:57 PM  

Minerva8918: coont4: You rang?

LOL!!! I see you took the opportunity to take the handle when this first started.
Well played!


Awesomeness.
 
2012-07-17 02:54:21 PM  
coont4
 
2012-07-17 02:55:13 PM  

whosits_112: coont4


Well wash my ass and call me stinky. WTF, Fark?

coont4?
 
2012-07-17 02:56:02 PM  

whosits_112: whosits_112: coont4

Well wash my ass and call me stinky. WTF, Fark?

coont4?


Wow, it wouldn't even allow the hyphen.
 
2012-07-17 02:58:52 PM  

Stinkyy: Minerva8918: coont4: You rang?

LOL!!! I see you took the opportunity to take the handle when this first started.
Well played!

Awesomeness.


thanks!
 
2012-07-17 03:07:22 PM  
heh

I'll raise from 5 to 10 on Syria and put another 5 with my buck-fifty on Iran, 110 days.
Two quarters on Lebanon suddenly becoming Jewish, 200 days.

I'd hate for someone in Iraq-2 to read this given there's nothing they can do about it but blink.

Seriously tho, Syria needs sincere help. Their soil is so low on nitrates and iron right now and so very hard to till.
 
2012-07-17 04:20:32 PM  
Been there, done that in '97 on station with both Nimitz and Washington.

This isn't a new thing.
 
2012-07-17 04:21:06 PM  
mysteryoftheinquity.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-17 05:02:30 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-07-17 06:25:26 PM  
CVN-74 the win
 
2012-07-17 07:00:55 PM  
Meh.

*flexes*

;)
 
2012-07-17 07:33:03 PM  
The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68
 
2012-07-17 07:45:02 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Well does that mean we can say "coont" now?

I guess not. That's totally Belgium, man.


This is not a serious screenplay. Don't expect any Rories.
 
2012-07-17 08:21:37 PM  

Nimitz: The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68


Pfft, that's only if it is still floating by then...it was time to decom that ship a long time ago.

/hubby's squadron was attached to the Enterprise. I've heard terrible things
//that is not saying anything about the crew, because that's a whole different story (jk...sort of lol)! I was speaking about the condition of the ship itself. Yikes.
 
2012-07-17 09:09:14 PM  

Minerva8918: Nimitz: The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68

Pfft, that's only if it is still floating by then...it was time to decom that ship a long time ago.

/hubby's squadron was attached to the Enterprise. I've heard terrible things
//that is not saying anything about the crew, because that's a whole different story (jk...sort of lol)! I was speaking about the condition of the ship itself. Yikes.


Hey.

How about you show some respect for the Enterprise?

In orbit is in orbit, no?

Hush.

Old guys can clean young guys' clocks with gritty oils if need be, for they have the knowledge made by dinosaurs' previosity, while y'all just lean on syntheticism, which is and always has been fake presently, yo...

Human-fake, presently, and for a thousand-plus years affecting your \know...

You're welcome.

;)
 
2012-07-17 09:11:26 PM  
And people wonder why we have such a huge national debt. 2 carriers , many surface ships, probably a sub or two around for fun and games. That equals billions of dollars in payroll itself.

I think we are stirring up a hornets nest and may get stung eventually.
 
2012-07-17 09:19:17 PM  
Can we afford this? *checks budget*, nope.

Hope and Change. Except when it comes to Mighty Judea, we gots to cover their asses.
 
2012-07-17 09:21:35 PM  

Indubitably: Minerva8918: Nimitz: The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68

Pfft, that's only if it is still floating by then...it was time to decom that ship a long time ago.

/hubby's squadron was attached to the Enterprise. I've heard terrible things
//that is not saying anything about the crew, because that's a whole different story (jk...sort of lol)! I was speaking about the condition of the ship itself. Yikes.

Hey.

How about you show some respect for the Enterprise?

In orbit is in orbit, no?

Hush.

Old guys can clean young guys' clocks with gritty oils if need be, for they have the knowledge made by dinosaurs' previosity, while y'all just lean on syntheticism, which is and always has been fake presently, yo...

Human-fake, presently, and for a thousand-plus years affecting your \know...

You're welcome.

;)


Do what now??

I'm not really even sure what to even...uhm okay.
 
2012-07-17 09:27:17 PM  
This is a just in case if Obama looks like he is losing in the polls in September he can pull a "Gulf of Tonkin" on Iran to win the election. (I am just joking so please no one start yelling at me.)
 
2012-07-17 09:39:17 PM  

Minerva8918: Indubitably: Minerva8918: Nimitz: The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68

Pfft, that's only if it is still floating by then...it was time to decom that ship a long time ago.

/hubby's squadron was attached to the Enterprise. I've heard terrible things
//that is not saying anything about the crew, because that's a whole different story (jk...sort of lol)! I was speaking about the condition of the ship itself. Yikes.

Hey.

How about you show some respect for the Enterprise?

In orbit is in orbit, no?

Hush.

Old guys can clean young guys' clocks with gritty oils if need be, for they have the knowledge made by dinosaurs' previosity, while y'all just lean on syntheticism, which is and always has been fake presently, yo...

Human-fake, presently, and for a thousand-plus years affecting your \know...

You're welcome.

;)

Do what now??

I'm not really even sure what to even...uhm okay.


Plastics and nuclear, anyone? Anyone? Plastics? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone nuclear, anyone? Anyone?

*sigh*
 
2012-07-17 10:39:05 PM  

Indubitably: Minerva8918: Indubitably: Minerva8918: Nimitz: The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68

Pfft, that's only if it is still floating by then...it was time to decom that ship a long time ago.

/hubby's squadron was attached to the Enterprise. I've heard terrible things
//that is not saying anything about the crew, because that's a whole different story (jk...sort of lol)! I was speaking about the condition of the ship itself. Yikes.

Hey.

How about you show some respect for the Enterprise?

In orbit is in orbit, no?

Hush.

Old guys can clean young guys' clocks with gritty oils if need be, for they have the knowledge made by dinosaurs' previosity, while y'all just lean on syntheticism, which is and always has been fake presently, yo...

Human-fake, presently, and for a thousand-plus years affecting your \know...

You're welcome.

;)

Do what now??

I'm not really even sure what to even...uhm okay.

Plastics and nuclear, anyone? Anyone? Plastics? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone nuclear, anyone? Anyone?

*sigh*


I'm just gonna go ahead and point out that as someone whose service has been questioned, you sure do have a lot to say about things regarding the military, mostly inconsistent, and incoherent to say the least, a lot like your little rant you had there.

Perhaps if you truly knew what you were talking about, your comments may actually contribute to the topic at hand, and until you clarify wtf you're talking about, and until then, your comments are just incoherent cases of diarrhea of the mouth.

You're welcome.
 
2012-07-17 10:48:53 PM  

Minerva8918: Indubitably: Minerva8918: Indubitably: Minerva8918: Nimitz: The Enterprise is going on it's last cruise, then will be decommissioned.

Bravo Zulu shipmates!

Fair winds and following seas.

/plank owner cvn 68

Pfft, that's only if it is still floating by then...it was time to decom that ship a long time ago.

/hubby's squadron was attached to the Enterprise. I've heard terrible things
//that is not saying anything about the crew, because that's a whole different story (jk...sort of lol)! I was speaking about the condition of the ship itself. Yikes.

Hey.

How about you show some respect for the Enterprise?

In orbit is in orbit, no?

Hush.

Old guys can clean young guys' clocks with gritty oils if need be, for they have the knowledge made by dinosaurs' previosity, while y'all just lean on syntheticism, which is and always has been fake presently, yo...

Human-fake, presently, and for a thousand-plus years affecting your \know...

You're welcome.

;)

Do what now??

I'm not really even sure what to even...uhm okay.

Plastics and nuclear, anyone? Anyone? Plastics? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone nuclear, anyone? Anyone?

*sigh*

I'm just gonna go ahead and point out that as someone whose service has been questioned, you sure do have a lot to say about things regarding the military, mostly inconsistent, and incoherent to say the least, a lot like your little rant you had there.

Perhaps if you truly knew what you were talking about, your comments may actually contribute to the topic at hand, and until you clarify wtf you're talking about, and until then, your comments are just incoherent cases of diarrhea of the mouth.

You're welcome.


Sorry, GI issues, currently.

Both ends.

P.S. If I needed your filter, I wouldn't post frick on fark, sir.

P.P.S. Maybe you should consider my 'advice'?
 
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