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2012-07-17 10:11:39 AM  
serenitywomble.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-17 10:27:06 AM  
um
there is a problem here. If this continues, nerds will learn to breed.
 
2012-07-17 11:48:43 AM  
I'd backsmack her.
 
2012-07-17 12:08:24 PM  
Shennanigans. There are no girls on the internet and that guy doesn't sound like a 13 year old
 
2012-07-17 12:12:08 PM  
Double-shenanigans.

She's too hot to be from the internet, much less playing Halo.
 
2012-07-17 12:15:08 PM  
Oh, God no. This gives hope to millions of nerdy online gamers that encounter a female voice in online games. They will never, ever shut up now. There's nothing more agonizing in video games than being forced to listen in on a video gaming nerd trying to strike up a conversation with a video gaming female.
 
2012-07-17 12:15:12 PM  
+1 subby. I may lift the story and your headline for a post to my clan page.
 
Skr
2012-07-17 12:15:52 PM  
A 5 year, long distance relationship sounds a bit awkward. Glad they were able to finally meet in person and that it actually seems to have worked out. If they had invested that much time and had something go wrong would have been a bit of a tragic comedy.
 
2012-07-17 12:17:23 PM  
Damn, she looks a lot like the girl that still has my heart. Except the last time I met her in the airport our hug and kiss was 10X better. Eh, well good for those kids, hope it works out.

/She moved away
//Not all is lost, though
 
2012-07-17 12:19:46 PM  

Skr: A 5 year, long distance relationship sounds a bit awkward. Glad they were able to finally meet in person and that it actually seems to have worked out. If they had invested that much time and had something go wrong would have been a bit of a tragic comedy.


Actually, its not. I have several good friends from all over that I met playing MMOs. Some I feel a lot closer to then just friends. I was even called a little brother by one, in return, she became my older sister. And I have a real close connection with another young lady. It is just a new way to talk and learn more about other people.

/Why yes, I am a Video Game Geek. Why do you ask?
//No, did not hook up on said MMOs.
 
2012-07-17 12:22:51 PM  
And that night they discovered that they have no sexual chemistry.
 
2012-07-17 12:23:14 PM  
He noob tubed me, so I called him a fa***t ni***r biatch.

Right then, I knew it would be forever.
 
2012-07-17 12:33:17 PM  
The couple met five years ago in a Halo 3 game lobby, became virtual best friends, and began a romantic relationship two years ago, and met for the first time in March.

i'm confused, how can you start a romantic relationship 2 years ago, when they only met 3 months ago?
 
2012-07-17 12:33:42 PM  
Wow, shame on me thinking they would both be unattactive people before clicking the link.

And I'm a geeky gamer dude. I should not prejudge my own kind like that.
 
2012-07-17 12:34:56 PM  
fusible.com
 
2012-07-17 12:34:59 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I would camp spawn her.
 
2012-07-17 12:37:30 PM  
She doesn't look fat....
 
2012-07-17 12:39:48 PM  
Mom jeans.
 
2012-07-17 12:43:16 PM  
ahhh thats sweet. My buddy met his wife online long distance, they dated "virtually" for a couple years, then he up and moved to michigan, they just had their first baby not too long ago.
 
2012-07-17 12:44:43 PM  
Dude hit the lottery. He better lock that shiat down ASAP.
 
2012-07-17 12:47:04 PM  
Man, what a camper.

/ only fark if you know how
 
2012-07-17 12:48:10 PM  
Aww, cuter article than I was expecting in various aspects.
 
2012-07-17 12:59:10 PM  

catfish696: The couple met five years ago in a Halo 3 game lobby, became virtual best friends, and began a romantic relationship two years ago, and met for the first time in March.

i'm confused, how can you start a romantic relationship 2 years ago, when they only met 3 months ago?


They Master-chiefed for a while....

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-17 01:00:49 PM  
Hey baby, wanna frag?
 
2012-07-17 01:02:00 PM  
Semi-serious question: If there's someone that you like that much over a long-distance relationship, why does it ever take more than a few months to decide to meet in person?

Are the Amtrak tickets that expensive? These are people who have the disposable time and income to be doing this serious online gaming. Why don't they just meet once they decide there's some chemistry? You know, get laid now and then?

When I lived in the Bronx, Brooklyn was a long-distance relationship.

That being said, good for them, they look like people who may have actually dated IRL but really found compatible people.

If you want to see a terrible relationship started by people who met on WoW and then moved in together prematurely, it may have been a documentary called "My Gaming Addiction."
 
2012-07-17 01:06:20 PM  
This wouldn't have been a news worthy story if they were both fat.
 
2012-07-17 01:13:45 PM  

maxwellhauser: Hey baby, wanna frag?


Aaaaaand we're done here.
 
2012-07-17 01:19:34 PM  
memberfiles.freewebs.com
 
2012-07-17 01:20:58 PM  
Good for him. That being said, I think he is a pretty cool guy. Eh mets girl from the internets and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2012-07-17 01:21:53 PM  
Came her Felicia Day... Leaving with tight pants.
 
2012-07-17 01:27:16 PM  

catfish696: The couple met five years ago in a Halo 3 game lobby, became virtual best friends, and began a romantic relationship two years ago, and met for the first time in March.

i'm confused, how can you start a romantic relationship 2 years ago, when they only met 3 months ago?


You really do not want to know.
 
2012-07-17 01:28:48 PM  

wildstarr: Wow, shame on me thinking they would both be unattactive people before clicking the link.

And I'm a geeky gamer dude. I should not prejudge my own kind like that.


No, you totally should.
 
2012-07-17 01:31:57 PM  
This is never going to work, shes obviously red and hes blue.
 
2012-07-17 01:34:32 PM  
*drum beat* And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii . . . .
 
2012-07-17 01:34:49 PM  

lake_huron: Semi-serious question: If there's someone that you like that much over a long-distance relationship, why does it ever take more than a few months to decide to meet in person?

Are the Amtrak tickets that expensive? These are people who have the disposable time and income to be doing this serious online gaming. Why don't they just meet once they decide there's some chemistry? You know, get laid now and then?

When I lived in the Bronx, Brooklyn was a long-distance relationship."


The other states are bigger. Amtrack service is also less frequent and reliable for the rest of the U.S. For the two in the story, looking at Amtrak, it's $380 - coach seating - and 38 hours to get from Texas to Tennessee (assuming Houston and Memphis were the departure and arrival cities). That's just one way. Google Maps puts the drive from those two cities at 568 miles and 10 hours.

A 10 hour drive turns into a weekend trip, if you want to have time to actually do anything when you get there. That means adding meals and a few nights in a hotel into the budget.

A plane ticket probably falls somewhere between the two - much faster than driving, but also a bit cheaper than flying.

And as a woman, if I didn't know anyone else in the destination city, I would be reluctant to just take off by myself to meet a mystery dude from the internet. Best case, I'd talk a friend into coming with me both to split expenses and be around in case something went horribly wrong.
 
2012-07-17 01:37:20 PM  
She looks like this gal that I met once while visiting Niagra Falls. Naa you wouldnt know her, she is Canadian.
 
2012-07-17 01:44:42 PM  

quizzical: lake_huron: Semi-serious question: If there's someone that you like that much over a long-distance relationship, why does it ever take more than a few months to decide to meet in person?

Are the Amtrak tickets that expensive? These are people who have the disposable time and income to be doing this serious online gaming. Why don't they just meet once they decide there's some chemistry? You know, get laid now and then?

When I lived in the Bronx, Brooklyn was a long-distance relationship."

The other states are bigger. Amtrack service is also less frequent and reliable for the rest of the U.S. For the two in the story, looking at Amtrak, it's $380 - coach seating - and 38 hours to get from Texas to Tennessee (assuming Houston and Memphis were the departure and arrival cities). That's just one way. Google Maps puts the drive from those two cities at 568 miles and 10 hours.

A 10 hour drive turns into a weekend trip, if you want to have time to actually do anything when you get there. That means adding meals and a few nights in a hotel into the budget.

A plane ticket probably falls somewhere between the two - much faster than driving, but also a bit cheaper than flying.

And as a woman, if I didn't know anyone else in the destination city, I would be reluctant to just take off by myself to meet a mystery dude from the internet. Best case, I'd talk a friend into coming with me both to split expenses and be around in case something went horribly wrong.


I'd kind of glossed over the Texas part -- I realize that Texas is a good-sized country in and of itself.

I think that if you know someone well enough to make the weekend trip, you are staying with them -- perhaps on a sofa, but the meeting is for that person. The theory espoused here is that the guy is no longer a "mystery dude."

I actually do know people who made booty calls halfway across the country after an online relationship. But these online relationships were no longer than a few months, they decided they finally had to meet in meatspace.

I guess that in many situations a weekend trip could easily be $500 or more, possibly for someone on a tight budget. But after you've known someone for a few months, there comes a point where you save up so you can go, meet them, and lovingly fondle each others' genitals.

When I was dating online, I never dated anyone who lived more than an hour away, especially with my schedule.

/BTW, cybersex? Really? I dunno, doesn't seem like there's that much fun in this grey zone between real life and nekkid pix.between real life and nekkid pix, I doubt
 
2012-07-17 01:49:30 PM  

Saiga410: She looks like this gal that I met once while visiting Niagra Falls. Naa you wouldnt know her, she is Canadian.


My hot, long-distance girlfriend is from Canada too! What are the odds?
 
2012-07-17 01:52:10 PM  
I just had "the talk" with my 9-year-old. I never thought it would be so difficult to explain when camping is griefing, and when it is acceptable gameplay.
 
2012-07-17 02:06:08 PM  

Jclark666: I just had "the talk" with my 9-year-old. I never thought it would be so difficult to explain when camping is griefing, and when it is acceptable gameplay.


I hope you explained to him, griefing is always acceptable gameplay.
 
2012-07-17 02:08:15 PM  
I guess it's a good thing that she didn't turn out to be a 62 year old congressman pretending to be a woman who wanted to meet in the airport men's restroom.
 
2012-07-17 02:12:46 PM  
later that night

oh yes...am gonna....oh i'm gonna.....LLLEERRRRRROOOOYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEENNNNKKKKINNNNSSSS!
 
2012-07-17 02:42:06 PM  

howdyyall9999: later that night

oh yes...am gonna....oh i'm gonna.....LLLEERRRRRROOOOYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEENNNNKKKKINNNNSSSS!


I can tell you've never played Call of Duty before.
 
2012-07-17 02:56:59 PM  
Look at everyone's face in the background of the video at the airport, they just look super pissed and angry at those two hugging. How dare they be happy!
 
2012-07-17 03:02:30 PM  

lake_huron: /BTW, cybersex? Really? I dunno, doesn't seem like there's that much fun in this grey zone between real life and nekkid pix.between real life and nekkid pix, I doubt


Well, when there's the knowledge that the two of you will eventually be gettin' rad in meatspace, being able to look but not touch builds up this insane sexual energy that makes the payoff pretty spectacular, at least in my experience.

I met a cool lady on the other side of the country through some stupid website called Fark.com eleven years ago, and we're married now.
 
2012-07-17 03:08:29 PM  

Saiga410: She looks like this gal that I met once while visiting Niagra Falls. Naa you wouldnt know her, she is Canadian.


NIAGARA FALLS!?!?

Slowly I turned....
 
2012-07-17 03:36:07 PM  

NaziKamikaze: Damn, she looks a lot like the girl that still has my heart. Except the last time I met her in the airport our hug and kiss was 10X better. Eh, well good for those kids, hope it works out.

/She moved away
//Not all is lost, though


If you listen to one drunk, psychopath on the internet today then make it me.

Go get her you stupid, son of a biatch! Life is way too short to turn you back on some you love and you want to be with. Seriously, why are you even still reading this? RUN! RUN TO HER!
 
2012-07-17 03:40:01 PM  

quizzical: And as a woman, if I didn't know anyone else in the destination city, I would be reluctant to just take off by myself to meet a mystery dude from the internet. Best case, I'd talk a friend into coming with me both to split expenses and be around in case something went horribly wrong.


I once drove 3 hours and 170 miles to meet face to face a girl I met once at a party one time and started talking to online afterwards. I won't get rude because I'm a gentleman.

.......but it was awesome. I then did it every weekend for a year. Was totally worth it.
 
2012-07-17 03:40:23 PM  

flux: lake_huron: /BTW, cybersex? Really? I dunno, doesn't seem like there's that much fun in this grey zone between real life and nekkid pix.between real life and nekkid pix, I doubt

Well, when there's the knowledge that the two of you will eventually be gettin' rad in meatspace, being able to look but not touch builds up this insane sexual energy that makes the payoff pretty spectacular, at least in my experience.

I met a cool lady on the other side of the country through some stupid website called Fark.com eleven years ago, and we're married now.


the best sex you ever had was still...

just sex.

never understood the whole "build up" stuff. yes, anticipation is fun. anticipation that lasts months is simply frustrating.

some people must truly think they just can't find love. that is the only explanation for some of this crap.

go out to your local wal-mart or other retailer or grocery store and just girl watch (or boy watch) until you find someone you like. step two - HIT ON THEM.

it's just sex, people. it isn't pixie dust spewing unicorms.
 
2012-07-17 03:46:43 PM  
I hope this dude's mom has room in her basement.
 
2012-07-17 03:48:24 PM  
Not what I was expecting. She's cute, he looks normal. There has to be hidden baggage.


/jaded
 
2012-07-17 04:06:56 PM  

frepnog: it's just sex, people. it isn't pixie dust spewing unicorms.


Sorry that your life is so dull. What a bummer!
 
2012-07-17 04:13:01 PM  

flux: Well, when there's the knowledge that the two of you will eventually be gettin' rad in meatspace, being able to look but not touch builds up this insane sexual energy that makes the payoff pretty spectacular, at least in my experience.


This, I do not understand.

s1ugg0:
I once drove 3 hours and 170 miles to meet face to face a girl I met once at a party one time and started talking to online afterwards. I won't get rude because I'm a gentleman.

.......but it was awesome. I then did it every weekend for a year. Was totally worth it.

This, I understand.
 
2012-07-17 04:18:01 PM  
When I was junior in college the girl(her age 22) I had been dating for 3 years played Halo 2 with me on Xbox Live. We were part of a Girl Gamer clan that allowed dudes in it that weren't assholes. Anyways, she started growing more and more distant and I was getting shiat from this 16 year old in the clan a lot more. Finally I found a poem he had written to her on Livejournal and she came clean that she loved him. So we had a very messy break up at the end of that semester and she went down to Florida to see him while his parents were on vacation. I have to imagine they hooked up, she never told me. But later that summer, after I was over it, I managed to bang her again, the best part was the next morning when he called and I answered, his and her tears over me answering the phone were sweet revenge for the biatch going pedo on me and cheating.
 
2012-07-17 04:19:27 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

What's with the eyes? Did she fly in from Bon Temps?
 
2012-07-17 04:24:39 PM  

FarkedOver: Good for him. That being said, I think he is a pretty cool guy. Eh mets girl from the internets and doesn't afraid of anything.


lolwut?
 
2012-07-17 04:27:04 PM  

FarkedOver: Good for him. That being said, I think he is a pretty cool guy. Eh mets girl from the internets and doesn't afraid of anything.


...like her turning out to have a penis...
 
2012-07-17 04:32:03 PM  

frepnog: some people must truly think they just can't find love. that is the only explanation for some of this crap.


Hey, some people have a high standard for what kind of person they want to spend time with. Sometimes that merits looking outside of one's immediate geography. If you connect with a person over common interests and a compatible sense of humor before sexual chemistry enters into it, it lays a great framework for a fun and lasting relationship to develop.

It might not make sense to you, though, if you're content to smush your sweaty body up against any pile of flesh that hobbles into the nearest Wal-Mart. I mean, that's cool and all; I'm not going to knock your technique or standards. If that's your idea of "finding love", more power to you. But consider for a moment that your low expectation of how good sex can be might be related your professed method of obtaining it, namely lurking retail outlets until you find someone so apathetic and lacking in impulse control that they are willing to transform a sweatpantsed excursion for a standing fan, batteries and mayonnaise into a sexual tryst with the same lackluster indifference with which they might also grab a bag of M&Ms or a gossip magazine at the checkout counter.
 
2012-07-17 04:37:12 PM  
The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding
 
2012-07-17 04:48:56 PM  

lake_huron: This, I do not understand.


To be fair, I can't imagine playing it out for years. A few weeks, sure. Everything tastes better when you're hungry, but nothin' tastes like nothin' when you're dead from starvation.
 
2012-07-17 04:51:57 PM  
Damn this chick is hot. Nice catch bro, good job on the kiss up front, I was hoping you wouldn't just hug it out and then look awkwardly at each other. This is nerd victory.
 
2012-07-17 05:36:22 PM  
Met my current gf in a similar fashion just over 2 years ago. The best part about it is, you already share one major interest. When "it sucks outside, lets just hang out and play video games" is a big "Yes" on the list of things we can do together it's pretty awesome.
 
2012-07-17 06:02:03 PM  

flux: ... lurking retail outlets until you find someone so apathetic and lacking in impulse control that they are willing to transform a sweatpantsed excursion for a standing fan, batteries and mayonnaise into a sexual tryst with the same lackluster indifference with which they might also grab a bag of M&Ms or a gossip magazine at the checkout counter.


fap
 
2012-07-17 06:03:07 PM  

lake_huron: Semi-serious question: If there's someone that you like that much over a long-distance relationship, why does it ever take more than a few months to decide to meet in person?

Are the Amtrak tickets that expensive? These are people who have the disposable time and income to be doing this serious online gaming. Why don't they just meet once they decide there's some chemistry? You know, get laid now and then?

When I lived in the Bronx, Brooklyn was a long-distance relationship.

That being said, good for them, they look like people who may have actually dated IRL but really found compatible people.

If you want to see a terrible relationship started by people who met on WoW and then moved in together prematurely, it may have been a documentary called "My Gaming Addiction."


Yeah, I followed along until it mentioned that she lived in Texas and him in Tennessee. If they both have xboxes and xbox live, she can probably afford a Southwestern airlines flight to Tennessee. When I read the first paragraph, I expected at least an ocean between these two. As for train tickets although, those are surprisingly expensive unless you book at the very beginning of a wayward online romance.
 
2012-07-17 06:31:58 PM  

flux: someone so apathetic and lacking in impulse control that they are willing to transform a sweatpantsed excursion for a standing fan, batteries and mayonnaise into a sexual tryst


Alright, you've stumped me. Exactly what do you do with the standing fan?
 
2012-07-17 06:44:21 PM  
She left her boobies at home?
 
2012-07-17 07:00:19 PM  

mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding


euphemism for anal?
 
2012-07-17 07:12:45 PM  

s1ugg0: NaziKamikaze: Damn, she looks a lot like the girl that still has my heart. Except the last time I met her in the airport our hug and kiss was 10X better. Eh, well good for those kids, hope it works out.

/She moved away
//Not all is lost, though

If you listen to one drunk, psychopath on the internet today then make it me.

Go get her you stupid, son of a biatch! Life is way too short to turn you back on some you love and you want to be with. Seriously, why are you even still reading this? RUN! RUN TO HER!


I appreciate that, I really do. If it were that easy, I'd have done it. We recently saw each other after 2 years of no contact. I thought I screwed up, and I felt terrible leaving afterwards. Find out later she had butterflies as bad as I did.

So...you're right. It's just not the right time.
 
2012-07-17 08:15:13 PM  

rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?


;)
 
2012-07-17 08:40:26 PM  

mcmnky: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

;)


You young'ins don't know what muds are.... kids these days...
 
2012-07-17 08:44:27 PM  

rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?


MUD stands for Multi User Dungeon... describes a genre of text based multi-user games which were the foundation for most of the MMO gameplay today. Mudding was just the term used for playing them.

Not like I played many of them.. (cough cough.. zombiemud..batmud... retromud.. )... why yes.. I am an ex-450 lb geek who used to live in a basement... but I'm much better now thanks.
 
2012-07-17 09:00:59 PM  

gund: mcmnky: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

;)

You young'ins don't know what muds are.... kids these days...


We used to use the internet without a world wide web. There was no clicking around a browser. We had to type commands. But you tell kids that these days, and they don't believe you.

/Copper, Mozart, Vego
//You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING
///imagines some where out in fark land, someone's TInTIn kicked off a recite recall
 
2012-07-17 09:05:02 PM  

Eraic: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

MUD stands for Multi User Dungeon... describes a genre of text based multi-user games which were the foundation for most of the MMO gameplay today. Mudding was just the term used for playing them.

Not like I played many of them.. (cough cough.. zombiemud..batmud... retromud.. )... why yes.. I am an ex-450 lb geek who used to live in a basement... but I'm much better now thanks.


Checked your profile. Wow dude congrats on the impressive weight loss!

MUDs were before my time but I would have been all over them. The closest thing I ever played to one was when a friend and I played on his Dad's account on some Sierra product that had really basic graphics and you could run around and kill crap. It would have been in the early 90s, I don't remember much else about it.

/former MMO addict
 
2012-07-17 09:44:14 PM  
howdyyall9999:
later that night

oh yes...am gonna....oh i'm gonna.....LLLEERRRRRROOOOYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEENNNNKKKKINNNNSSSS!


I've always wanted to do that in bed, but I want my wife to, you know, ever have sex with me again.

I did name one of our baby's toys "Leroy Jenkins" because it amuses me to hear her (wife, not baby... yet) say it, without truly understanding how nerdy it is.
 
2012-07-17 09:46:06 PM  
I met my fiancee online and gamed with her quite a bit. Good for them!
 
2012-07-17 09:47:24 PM  
I'd hit it, but I like to think it would take less than 5 years. Depends on geography though.
 
2012-07-17 09:52:44 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Met my current gf in a similar fashion just over 2 years ago. The best part about it is, you already share one major interest. When "it sucks outside, lets just hang out and play video games" is a big "Yes" on the list of things we can do together it's pretty awesome.


Yeah that's still a big problem in my relationship, if its flooding or God awful hot outside I have no.problem staying inside and playing games. She always wants to talk or spend time with me, *blech*.....

JK, but sometimes I do like to decompress with mindless killing.
 
2012-07-17 09:57:15 PM  
I met my ex-fiance in an MMO.
We met in real life shortly afterwards, and were together for 3 years. Didn't work out in the end, but still the best relationship I've had thus far.
I don't know that I'd do it again though, the long-distance aspect pretty much sucks.

I guess it'll be time to check out the local dating scene soon...meh.
 
2012-07-17 11:00:44 PM  

gund: mcmnky: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

;)

You young'ins don't know what muds are.... kids these days...


Just for the record I am probably older than all of you. I remember playing this text based star trek game
upload.wikimedia.org
and I know what a mud is but I could not resist the joke.
 
2012-07-18 01:20:52 AM  

frepnog: go out to your local wal-mart or other retailer or grocery store and just girl watch (or boy watch) until you find someone you like. step two - HIT ON THEM.


Step One: Girl or Boy Watch
Step Two: Hit on them
Step Three: ????
Step Four: Profit
(am I doing it right?)
 
2012-07-18 01:47:22 AM  
Dude, you are thick as shiat. If a girl has been playing this game with you for *FIVE* years, she's been WAITING for you to get some stones since probably 4.75 years ago. :P
 
2012-07-18 02:33:52 AM  
Viral marketing.
 
2012-07-18 05:46:14 AM  
That chick looks EXACTLY like my ex-wife. But not like when we got divorced, like when we got together. So I guess she somehow lost 40 pounds while playing Halo. Crazy.
 
2012-07-18 08:21:05 AM  

gund: mcmnky: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

;)

You young'ins don't know what muds are.... kids these days...


Hell, I only ended up on Fark because I used to talk to Drew on a MUD.
 
2012-07-18 08:35:11 AM  
Halo is gay.
 
2012-07-18 09:00:33 AM  

Terrible Old Man: Dude, you are thick as shiat. If a girl has been playing this game with you for *FIVE* years, she's been WAITING for you to get some stones since probably 4.75 years ago. :P


Or, and I'm just throwing ideas out here, she could have made a move.

/I assume it's no longer the 1950's where you live, right?
 
2012-07-18 10:39:25 AM  

Eraic: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

MUD stands for Multi User Dungeon...


I grew up in a weird place..
www.brokentrucks.com
This is mudding.
 
2012-07-18 10:57:31 AM  

Adalius: gund: mcmnky: rwfan: mcmnky: The pics in that article weigh about 400 pounds less than i expected. Does that make me a bad person?

/met my wife and the woman who married us through mudding

euphemism for anal?

;)

You young'ins don't know what muds are.... kids these days...

Hell, I only ended up on Fark because I used to talk to Drew on a MUD.


/Asdf sings to you about Cletus from afar.
 
2012-07-18 11:02:19 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-18 11:16:26 AM  
I have an acquaintance who met his girlfriend on WoW a few years ago. They "dated" online for a long time, she sent him pictures of herself from when she was 16 (she was 24-ish at the time). He flew out to meet her on the other side of the country. She turned out to be massively obese, covered in acne, has a shiatty attitude about everything, and thinks that because she has red hair (dyed) and glasses she's some farking goddess to nerdy men. He was a virgin when they first met (at 25) and one of the first times I met her she was bragging to everyone about how she had banged two guys at once at some video game convention.

He's such a weak-spined dipshiat that not only did he continue to "date" her, she came out here and moved in with him. He has openly acknowledged that he doesn't want to be with her anymore because she's obese, dirty, and biatchy, but he can't find the balls to dump her. He tried once and she started loudly weeping and profusely promising that she would change her ways while feverishly cleaning the house. I wasn't there but our mutual friend that is his roommate said it was the most pathetic and awkward event he has ever witnessed.

A week later and ever since everything has returned to the same shiatty, depressing state.

The whole thing is just so embarrassing. Friends don't let friends pursue "gamer girls" over the internet.
 
2012-07-18 06:00:05 PM  

ZipSplat: I have an acquaintance who met his girlfriend on WoW a few years ago. They "dated" online for a long time, she sent him pictures of herself from when she was 16 (she was 24-ish at the time). He flew out to meet her on the other side of the country. She turned out to be massively obese, covered in acne, has a shiatty attitude about everything, and thinks that because she has red hair (dyed) and glasses she's some farking goddess to nerdy men. He was a virgin when they first met (at 25) and one of the first times I met her she was bragging to everyone about how she had banged two guys at once at some video game convention.

He's such a weak-spined dipshiat that not only did he continue to "date" her, she came out here and moved in with him. He has openly acknowledged that he doesn't want to be with her anymore because she's obese, dirty, and biatchy, but he can't find the balls to dump her. He tried once and she started loudly weeping and profusely promising that she would change her ways while feverishly cleaning the house. I wasn't there but our mutual friend that is his roommate said it was the most pathetic and awkward event he has ever witnessed.

A week later and ever since everything has returned to the same shiatty, depressing state.

The whole thing is just so embarrassing. Friends don't let friends pursue "gamer girls" over the internet.


isn't that the premise of catfish?
 
2012-07-18 08:11:30 PM  

ZipSplat: I have an acquaintance who met his girlfriend on WoW a few years ago. They "dated" online for a long time, she sent him pictures of herself from when she was 16 (she was 24-ish at the time). He flew out to meet her on the other side of the country. She turned out to be massively obese, covered in acne, has a shiatty attitude about everything, and thinks that because she has red hair (dyed) and glasses she's some farking goddess to nerdy men. He was a virgin when they first met (at 25) and one of the first times I met her she was bragging to everyone about how she had banged two guys at once at some video game convention.

He's such a weak-spined dipshiat that not only did he continue to "date" her, she came out here and moved in with him. He has openly acknowledged that he doesn't want to be with her anymore because she's obese, dirty, and biatchy, but he can't find the balls to dump her. He tried once and she started loudly weeping and profusely promising that she would change her ways while feverishly cleaning the house. I wasn't there but our mutual friend that is his roommate said it was the most pathetic and awkward event he has ever witnessed.

A week later and ever since everything has returned to the same shiatty, depressing state.

The whole thing is just so embarrassing. Friends don't let friends pursue "gamer girls" over the internet.


I wish I could biatchslap c@#$ts like that. Useless gamer GIRLS. GIRL being the operative term here. She puts the rest of us female gamers to shame. Your friend will never get a gamer woman the likes of the woman from this article. He's a balls-less weakling a gamer woman such as myself would never get tangled with.

Chicks dig a guy with brass ones, guys. Even in video games. Grow a pair and you'll get some. And never be without.
 
2012-07-18 08:22:16 PM  
I'm guessing she had a long term douche bag boyfriend at home and Halo boy was kept around for 5 years because she liked the special attention she got from someone who was trying to buy the cow versus her actual "boyfriend" who was taking his free milk for granted. Exit douche bag, suddenly she wants to meet-up with her You've Got Mail admirer because now its convenient. I don't blame the girl, I just hope she's honest with the new kid. You can tell by his Tucked in shirt and spiffy haircut that his mamma raised a gentleman. Romantic, but gullible. I wish them well, I really do.

/TL;DR: she's hot, he's a pup.
 
2012-07-20 09:01:36 PM  

thisone: ZipSplat: I have an acquaintance who met his girlfriend on WoW a few years ago. They "dated" online for a long time, she sent him pictures of herself from when she was 16 (she was 24-ish at the time). He flew out to meet her on the other side of the country. She turned out to be massively obese, covered in acne, has a shiatty attitude about everything, and thinks that because she has red hair (dyed) and glasses she's some farking goddess to nerdy men. He was a virgin when they first met (at 25) and one of the first times I met her she was bragging to everyone about how she had banged two guys at once at some video game convention.

He's such a weak-spined dipshiat that not only did he continue to "date" her, she came out here and moved in with him. He has openly acknowledged that he doesn't want to be with her anymore because she's obese, dirty, and biatchy, but he can't find the balls to dump her. He tried once and she started loudly weeping and profusely promising that she would change her ways while feverishly cleaning the house. I wasn't there but our mutual friend that is his roommate said it was the most pathetic and awkward event he has ever witnessed.

A week later and ever since everything has returned to the same shiatty, depressing state.

The whole thing is just so embarrassing. Friends don't let friends pursue "gamer girls" over the internet.

isn't that the premise of catfish?


Easy fix. Take her to see family across the country, stay a day or two, have "the talk" then fly back with both return tickets in hand. As soon as you hit the airport, have a friend ship the soon-to-be-ex's personal affects. Problem solved.
 
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