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2012-07-17 09:54:40 AM
Pains me to admit it but she does have a nice rack.
 
2012-07-17 10:01:52 AM

TheHappTroll: Pains me to admit it but she does have a nice rack.


She's got a nice body. Decent rack and a great ass. I just can't stand her personally or professionally.
 
2012-07-17 10:02:47 AM

TheHappTroll: Pains me to admit it but she does have a nice rack.


Second.

That's about the only thing I like about her, though.
 
2012-07-17 10:07:07 AM

Raug the Dwarf: I just can't stand her personally or professionally.


You should stop hanging out with her.
 
2012-07-17 10:08:33 AM
She's actually talented. It's a shame she has to play the Lady Gaga character to get 'celebrity' (since it's clear she's more interested in celebrity than having her voice be heard)

But do a search for Stefani Germanotta Band. She's pretty good!
 
2012-07-17 10:08:39 AM
I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga is able to "turn off", and when dressed normally, can walk in the streets without being recognized.

And yes, I would schtup her.
 
2012-07-17 10:11:19 AM

buntz: than having her voice be heard


Just because you aren't listening....
static.guim.co.uk
Also, her handling of the Madonna insult attempt was inspirational.
 
2012-07-17 10:12:35 AM
I still think she's Joan Rivers in a mask doing a bit, but that's just me.
 
2012-07-17 10:13:51 AM

TheHappTroll: Pains me to admit it but she does have the PhotoShop artist gave her a nice rack.


FTFY.
 
2012-07-17 10:14:15 AM
I....I....Damn,the AW looks delectable.

/That was a VERY painful admission.
 
2012-07-17 10:14:17 AM
When my wife used to read Glamour, it was pretty easy to identify the item for sale in any particular bit of advertising. And, when the model was just naked, it was perfume.
 
2012-07-17 10:16:12 AM

s2s2s2: Just because you aren't listening....


No, I meant 'musically'

It's true, with her level celebrity she can 'do more' than Stefani Germanotta ever would be able to.
 
2012-07-17 10:17:12 AM
Don't be afraid of the dark.

/got nothing
 
2012-07-17 10:19:53 AM
I echo all the sentiments...she's ugly, but damn, she's got a great body.
 
2012-07-17 10:22:47 AM

puckrock2000: TheHappTroll: Pains me to admit it but she does have the PhotoShop artist gave her a nice rack.

FTFY.


Yeah, looking at the second pic, it's pretty clear she was giving a helping hand for the ad.
 
2012-07-17 10:22:59 AM

buntz: s2s2s2: Just because you aren't listening....

No, I meant 'musically'

It's true, with her level celebrity she can 'do more' than Stefani Germanotta ever would be able to.


She writes her own music. She does the outrageous stuff because when she acted normal, no one listened. What the hell is your point anyway? You don't like what she has to say in her songs?
 
2012-07-17 10:24:28 AM
The shooped out her pennis.
 
2012-07-17 10:25:12 AM

sinanju: When my wife used to read Glamour, it was pretty easy to identify the item for sale in any particular bit of advertising. And, when the model was just naked, it was perfume.


Did she ever catch you "reading" Glamour?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-17 10:26:17 AM
I still see her as a teen girl breaking into the school aquatic center and eating pizza.
 
2012-07-17 10:26:40 AM

buntz: She's actually talented. It's a shame she has to play the Lady Gaga character to get 'celebrity' (since it's clear she's more interested in celebrity than having her voice be heard)

But do a search for Stefani Germanotta Band. She's pretty good!


I'm curious to see where she goes from her in her next couple of albums, as her material shines through the dance/pop production that her songs so far have gotten. She's delivered some amazing live solo performances, tough.
 
2012-07-17 10:27:26 AM
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These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
 
2012-07-17 10:30:40 AM

TheHappTroll: Pains me to admit it but she does have a nice rack.


Just like Iran has an amazing missile launch capability.
 
2012-07-17 10:36:14 AM

The Muthaship: buntz: s2s2s2: Just because you aren't listening....

No, I meant 'musically'

It's true, with her level celebrity she can 'do more' than Stefani Germanotta ever would be able to.

She writes her own music. She does the outrageous stuff because when she acted normal, no one listened. What the hell is your point anyway? You don't like what she has to say in her songs?


BS, she does "outrageous" and un-"normal" stuff because that's what she is. It's not an act

Who decides what is not outrageous and normal? Society and industry? Go be sexist somewhere else
 
2012-07-17 10:36:39 AM
Rockin' body, but can you imagine the smell?
 
2012-07-17 10:38:23 AM

DanZero: These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.


Wait a minute... YOU were working...?

Sorry, I can't buy it.
 
2012-07-17 10:38:38 AM
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2012-07-17 10:38:40 AM

LewDux: Go be sexist somewhere else


I'm sexist because I think Lady Gaga does things not related to music designed to attract attention to herself she wouldn't otherwise get if she wore jeans and a sweater on stage?

You are a moron.
 
2012-07-17 10:38:44 AM

airsupport: Rockin' body, but can you imagine the smell?


I'm sure the perfume smells great.

I would love to have 5 minutes with her. Then wait a couple of hours and have another 5 minutes.

/wash, rinse, repeat as necessary
 
2012-07-17 10:44:49 AM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 498x374]

These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.


But did Magua eat his heart?
 
2012-07-17 10:46:36 AM
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hopefully not obscure.

/only screenie I could find on GIS
 
2012-07-17 10:46:39 AM

Raug the Dwarf: TheHappTroll: Pains me to admit it but she does have a nice rack.

She's got a nice body. Decent rack and a great ass. I just can't stand her personally or professionally.


That's interesting.
 
2012-07-17 10:48:05 AM

The Muthaship: LewDux: Go be sexist somewhere else

I'm sexist because I think Lady Gaga does things not related to music designed to attract attention to herself she wouldn't otherwise get if she wore jeans and a sweater on stage?

You are a moron.


Here you go again, calling her attention whore. Sure you didn't use word "whore" just like you didn't call her untalented in your Boobies, you just implied it. Smart, but not smart enough to fool everybody
 
2012-07-17 10:50:02 AM
I would do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy blush
 
2012-07-17 10:51:36 AM

LewDux: Here you go again, calling her attention whore. Sure you didn't use word "whore" just like you didn't call her untalented in your Boobies, you just implied it. Smart, but not smart enough to fool everybody


Ok, I admit it. You hooked me.

/DAMMIT!
//please say you hooked me....
 
2012-07-17 11:03:01 AM

The Muthaship: LewDux: Here you go again, calling her attention whore. Sure you didn't use word "whore" just like you didn't call her untalented in your Boobies, you just implied it. Smart, but not smart enough to fool everybody

Ok, I admit it. You hooked me.

/DAMMIT!
//please say you hooked me....


"You are troll!". How predictable
 
2012-07-17 11:06:15 AM

LewDux: "You are troll!". How predictable


You went all Søren Kierkegaard first!

Well played, we're done.
 
2012-07-17 11:07:44 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-17 11:10:48 AM

The Muthaship: LewDux:

Ok, I admit it. You hooked me.

/DAMMIT!
//please say you hooked me....


No, LewDux genuinely freaks out when people make fun of Lady GawGaw*. He seems to think she is genuinely talented, writes really good music, and that she dresses like a dumb ass because that's just who she is, not because no one would pay attention to her if she weren't dressed like a transvestite conquistador.

I just wonder what he's going to do two years from now (if she's lucky enough to have such staying power) when the only time someone talks about her will be to wonder why they ever liked her ridiculous music. Because aside from that, she'll be forgotten completely. Like the Jonas Brothers now.

But maybe LewDux has been hooking me all this time, too.


*Please don't tell LewDux that I put an "aw" in her name. He gets really upset when she's accused of being an AW, rightful as those accusations may be.
 
2012-07-17 11:18:46 AM

LewDux: The Muthaship: LewDux: Go be sexist somewhere else

I'm sexist because I think Lady Gaga does things not related to music designed to attract attention to herself she wouldn't otherwise get if she wore jeans and a sweater on stage?

You are a moron.

Here you go again, calling her attention whore. Sure you didn't use word "whore" just like you didn't call her untalented in your Boobies, you just implied it. Smart, but not smart enough to fool everybody




Oh shut up. Just because you have a "little monster" club pin doesn't mean anyone else has to give a sh*t about her.
 
2012-07-17 11:18:55 AM

Cargo: No, LewDux genuinely freaks out when people make fun of Lady GawGaw*.


And here I thought I was kind of sticking up for her!
 
2012-07-17 11:29:04 AM

Cargo: I just wonder what he's going to do two years from now (if she's lucky enough to have such staying power) when the only time someone talks about her will be to wonder why they ever liked her ridiculous music.


She'll be as revered as Macy Gray.
 
2012-07-17 11:37:55 AM

padraig: I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga is able to "turn off", and when dressed normally, can walk in the streets without being recognized.

And yes, I would schtup her.


Seconded. It's common knowledge crazy girls are the best in the sack.
 
2012-07-17 11:38:49 AM
Seems like almost everybody is bored with her. Even kids
 
2012-07-17 12:01:26 PM
thinking of changing my handle to Man Sedric and doing outrageous stuff and sing mediocre songs.

am i doing it right??
 
2012-07-17 12:01:49 PM
I like her music and I'm a crusty old white guy. I'd also like to hit it.
 
2012-07-17 12:05:18 PM

HappyHarryHardOn: Seems like almost everybody is bored with her. Even kids


Yeah, that's how it seems. Remember how the Entertainment page would sometimes have two or three GawGaw links a day? This is the first one I've seen in maybe a couple weeks.

Anyhoo, when I cited this as proof of her waning popularity, someone told me I was full of shiat and that she was just as popular as ever. Could have even been LewDux.

People still might care about her next summer but that would be very surprising.

Dressing like an annoying freak is cute for a couple months but you need to have something to back it up. Her music is boring and forgettable. So is she.
 
2012-07-17 12:05:22 PM

rooftop235: I would do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy blush


Ron is on film having sucked his own peen.
 
2012-07-17 12:05:41 PM

FinFangFark: I echo all the sentiments...she's ugly, but damn, she's got a great body.


I don't know if I'd go so far as to say ugly, but she's definitely not beautiful... which is why she has to wear the crazy outfits to make it in pop music. Female pop artists need to either be beautiful, or have some other gimmick like Lady Gaga does to make it in pop music. A good voice and catchy songs are really not enough.

On the other hand, as somebody else noted. If she takes off the crazy outfits and makeup, she can probably hit the town without too many people recognizing her. I imagine that's something a lot of other celebrities would pay good money for.
 
2012-07-17 12:12:36 PM

Cargo: The Muthaship: LewDux:

Ok, I admit it. You hooked me.

/DAMMIT!
//please say you hooked me....

No, LewDux genuinely freaks out when people make fun of Lady GawGaw*. He seems to think she is genuinely talented, writes really good music, and that she dresses like a dumb ass because that's just who she is, not because no one would pay attention to her if she weren't dressed like a transvestite conquistador.

I just wonder what he's going to do two years from now (if she's lucky enough to have such staying power) when the only time someone talks about her will be to wonder why they ever liked her ridiculous music. Because aside from that, she'll be forgotten completely. Like the Jonas Brothers now.

But maybe LewDux has been hooking me all this time, too.


*Please don't tell LewDux that I put an "aw" in her name. He gets really upset when she's accused of being an AW, rightful as those accusations may be.


He's gotta be trolling. Everybody knows she only invented this GaGa persona recently, after earlier commercial failure.

To her credit though, she does have talent. She's the Christina Aguilera to Katy Perry's Britney Spears.

You know...minus the looks.
 
Skr
2012-07-17 12:19:55 PM
At that size, her ear drums would be too big and her pores too small. Poor wee little Lilliputian mens forced to masturbate instead.

/tear ducts maybe?
 
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