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(Courier Mail)   Group of nurses pissed off after reviewing ten videos about nurses on YouTube and discovering 60-percent of the videos depicted nurses as sex objects. For the record, one of those videos was a clip from "Frasier"   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 380
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2012-07-17 10:33:06 AM  
topnews.in

I didn't know Fraser had a nursing role....
 
2012-07-17 10:37:38 AM  
Well then, they need to stop wearing those provocative outfits.

www.mjhcancer.org
 
2012-07-17 10:50:02 AM  
Well, I wonder what's going to happen in this thread.
 
2012-07-17 11:04:56 AM  
I beg for people to view me as a sex object. God how I adore being objectified.

For the love of god USE ME!
 
2012-07-17 11:15:16 AM  
Only 60%??
 
2012-07-17 11:17:06 AM  

unlikely: Only 60%??


they had the safe filter on.
 
2012-07-17 11:36:37 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: unlikely: Only 60%??

they had the safe filter on.


and a really small sample size.
 
2012-07-17 11:54:51 AM  
www.asia.ru

i329.photobucket.com

i28.photobucket.com

Sigh.

MUST I do everything?

: )
 
2012-07-17 11:59:48 AM  
i722.photobucket.com

i254.photobucket.com

i239.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 12:51:34 PM  
I guess most of the videos with firefighters were about fire safety, right?
 
2012-07-17 01:35:10 PM  
i468.photobucket.com

i89.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 01:53:39 PM  
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-07-17 01:53:55 PM  
Those nurses sound fat
 
2012-07-17 01:53:58 PM  
And the quote is from an outraged murse named Gerard.
 
2012-07-17 01:54:13 PM  
Sexy Nurse stereotype? When did this start?
 
2012-07-17 01:54:37 PM  
Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.
 
2012-07-17 01:54:46 PM  
Heh, try being a massage therapist.
 
2012-07-17 01:54:52 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Oh Daphne! You can rectally check my temperature anytime!
 
2012-07-17 01:55:41 PM  

Mixolydian Master: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

Oh Daphne! You can rectally check my temperature anytime!


She should be carrying him.
 
PJ-
2012-07-17 01:55:52 PM  
www.wyrd-games.net

/Oblig
 
2012-07-17 01:55:55 PM  
Would they rather be depicted like Kathy Bates from Misery?
/dirty bird!
 
2012-07-17 01:56:10 PM  
www.nursinghabits.com
 
2012-07-17 01:56:51 PM  
18 damn seconds, PJ? Damnit.
 
2012-07-17 01:57:07 PM  
external.ak.fbcdn.net

Whats wrong with being sexy?
 
2012-07-17 01:57:16 PM  
Has anyone else seen Candy Stripers? That was my favorite movie that I found in my dad's drawer when I was a youngin'.

Also, just in case, Nurse-IE? EIP.
 
2012-07-17 01:57:18 PM  
real life nurses are gross about 94% of the time
 
2012-07-17 01:57:26 PM  
www.wyrd-games.net

Anyone posted this yet?
 
2012-07-17 01:57:35 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/Hellooooooo Nurse!
 
2012-07-17 01:58:21 PM  
I had a nurse stick her tongue down my throat while I was pretending to be sleeping. It was a week before my wedding when I was hospitalized.
My wife doesn't even believe me, but then again I was on a lot of Demerol

.
 
2012-07-17 01:58:31 PM  
Man, it's tough finding an asian nurse picture on google image search that wouldn't get me banned.
 
2012-07-17 01:59:21 PM  
Buncha jealous and biatchy females? Get right outta town.
 
2012-07-17 02:00:24 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Man, it's tough finding an asian nurse picture on google image search that wouldn't get me banned.


Nah, go ahead and post them.
It'll be OK.
 
2012-07-17 02:00:32 PM  
i212.photobucket.com

i537.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 02:00:51 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Man, it's tough finding an asian nurse picture on google image search that wouldn't get me banned.


You are absolutely right, and I would not suggest google "tanaka nurse" during work, either.
 
2012-07-17 02:00:54 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.


i think its leftover from the WW2 days when nurses were the only chicks most of those men saw over the course of 4 years of combat and sitting in holes in jungles.
 
2012-07-17 02:01:19 PM  
Oh, and what sexual objects!
www.history.navy.mil

www.history.navy.mil

i.dailymail.co.uk

meetinthelobby.com

This being said, loose fitting scrubs are right in the deepest traditions of nursing attire.
 
2012-07-17 02:01:24 PM  
Wow. If there were only some sort of correlation between men being turned on by women who take care of them, and nurses.
 
2012-07-17 02:01:26 PM  
303magazine.com

I heard that you were feeling ill.
Headache, fever, and a chill.
I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

/mustbedone...
 
2012-07-17 02:01:28 PM  
I love it when my wife puts on her nursing uniform... yay to marrying sexy nurse. Of course nowadays they wear those awful scrubs and destroyed all the joy of it.
 
2012-07-17 02:01:34 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Man, it's tough finding an asian nurse picture on google image search that wouldn't get me banned.


I found some good ones, but I like this one best (the title).

image.shutterstock.com
 
2012-07-17 02:01:43 PM  
www.nursinghabits.com
 
2012-07-17 02:02:06 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Man, it's tough finding an asian nurse picture on google image search that wouldn't get me banned.


Keep trying, dude. We salute your efforts.
 
2012-07-17 02:02:41 PM  
images.wikia.com
Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!
 
2012-07-17 02:02:55 PM  
i42.photobucket.com

i893.photobucket.com

I love this last one.
 
2012-07-17 02:03:03 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-17 02:03:31 PM  
It's a good thing they don't read any of the X rated Japanese comic books then because MY GOD!
 
2012-07-17 02:03:43 PM  
Wow, I wonder if THIS thread might end up with some charitable, giving, BIE-providing ladies who'd like to earn my eternal gratitude.

Nah. Probably not.

(EIP, anyway)
 
2012-07-17 02:04:01 PM  
i537.photobucket.com

i537.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 02:04:38 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.


This mostly. With one caveat: pediatric nurses are quite often even hotter than a lot of the naughty nurse pics.
 
2012-07-17 02:05:20 PM  
adoctorsdream.files.wordpress.com

Frowns upon GD's shenanigans
 
2012-07-17 02:05:51 PM  
As someone who lives with a sexy brunette who will soon be an RN, I am getting a kick out of GD's pix!
 
2012-07-17 02:06:32 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 02:06:37 PM  
If ever you could stereotype a woman by profession, it's this

Nurses are freaks.


/mean that in a good way
 
2012-07-17 02:06:46 PM  
"We feel that the professional bodies that regulate and represent nurses need to lobby legislators to protect the profession from undue negative stereotyping and support nurses who are keen to use YouTube to promote their profession in a positive light."

What exactly are they wanting here? The videos they reviewed got into the "top ten" by being popular. They must want either laws to ban videos they deem offensive, or people to be forced to view the non-offensive ones so that they become popular.

It's disturbing that the first thing people think of these days when something bugs them is, "There oughtta be a law". The other disturbing thing is how many politicians are happy to oblige.
 
2012-07-17 02:07:17 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i42.photobucket.com image 432x576]

[i893.photobucket.com image 677x1019]

I love this last one.


wantwantwant
 
2012-07-17 02:08:06 PM  
heartbookseries.com

/she can assist with MY prime directive
 
2012-07-17 02:08:35 PM  
i1129.photobucket.com

i16.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 02:09:02 PM  
As a nurse I say use me as a sex objects....ladies.

Male nurse. Got hit on once by a patient and it was very awkward, but at the same time flattering.
 
2012-07-17 02:09:27 PM  

Posh Naranek: [images.wikia.com image 200x153]
Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!


"Capital Knockers" would be a great name for a band... or a good derby girl name.
 
2012-07-17 02:10:42 PM  
pool.theinfosphere.org
 
2012-07-17 02:11:08 PM  
Man, their husbands' sex lives must be as lively as a barren desert after a nuclear bombardment.
 
2012-07-17 02:14:10 PM  

HailRobonia: [pool.theinfosphere.org image 225x169]


upload.film-merkezi.com
 
2012-07-17 02:14:29 PM  
In my experience, nurses are ALWAYS pissed off.
 
2012-07-17 02:14:49 PM  
i.ytimg.com

This thread is also now under Nurse Control.
 
2012-07-17 02:16:27 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.

This mostly. With one caveat: pediatric nurses are quite often even hotter than a lot of the naughty nurse pics.


THIS!!!!!! When I was 14 and in the hospital with congestive heart failure, THIS is what kept me going. I started thanking God that day for cute nurses and boobies and 17 years later I am still thankful........
 
2012-07-17 02:17:17 PM  
FTA: YouTube videos 'show nurses as stupid sex objects'

Well, to be fair to YouTube, I'd say that 40% of nurses are pretty stupid.
 
2012-07-17 02:18:07 PM  
www.sononick.com
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-07-17 02:18:37 PM  
Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.
 
2012-07-17 02:18:42 PM  

MoronLessOff: Has anyone else seen Candy Stripers? That was my favorite movie that I found in my dad's drawer when I was a youngin'.

Also, just in case, Nurse-IE? EIP.


It's on redtube
 
2012-07-17 02:19:05 PM  

Ooba Tooba: As someone who lives with a sexy brunette who will soon be an RN, I am getting a kick out of GD's pix!


Get out now. There is a machine that they put women through once they graduate their nursing programs. It is much like whatever they hook up geese to to fatten them up for fois gras, and they come out with a nursing degree, and 75 extra pounds

/there is also a device that turns 25% of them into sassy black women,
 
2012-07-17 02:19:58 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1105.photobucket.com image 343x512]

[i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]


Speaking of being a fan of this last one...
 
2012-07-17 02:20:00 PM  
I think this is the greatest thread in the history of Fark, and this is in no way a bookmark.
 
2012-07-17 02:20:23 PM  
i17.photobucket.com

blogs.westword.com
 
2012-07-17 02:20:38 PM  

Teknowaffle: Ooba Tooba: As someone who lives with a sexy brunette who will soon be an RN, I am getting a kick out of GD's pix!

Get out now. There is a machine that they put women through once they graduate their nursing programs. It is much like whatever they hook up geese to to fatten them up for fois gras, and they come out with a nursing degree, and 75 extra pounds

/there is also a device that turns 25% of them into sassy black women,


Love it, that was funny .... sadly true ....... but funny
 
2012-07-17 02:20:48 PM  
well until the pitiful nurse pictures

it wouldn't kill you to leave it to the professionals for once
 
2012-07-17 02:21:37 PM  

SoupJohnB: Came here hoping for GD's shenanigans

/might stick around


This, and the usual snark about eip.

/also to brag about being met at the door last night by my wife in a corset
 
2012-07-17 02:22:37 PM  
Pediatric nurses and ER trauma nurses tend to be young and hot. Labor and delivery is a crapshoot but they tend to be really biatchy. Some cute ones sprinkled in but biatchy nonetheless.

Lately nursing school is really full of hot chicks. That and elementary education are where the babes are at, all you high school dudes trying to score hot girls in your classes.
 
2012-07-17 02:23:03 PM  
img.diytrade.com

chompco.com
 
2012-07-17 02:23:05 PM  

DirkTheDaring: HEY NOW!


Above and beyond.
 
2012-07-17 02:23:16 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Is there a problem Nurse Carla needs to take care of for you?
 
2012-07-17 02:23:42 PM  

sofarsogoodsowhat: SoupJohnB: Came here hoping for GD's shenanigans

/might stick around

This, and the usual snark about eip.

/also to brag about being met at the door last night by my wife in a corset


I'm one ahead of you. She met in that corset two days ago.

It was too obvious a setup.
 
2012-07-17 02:24:02 PM  
The nurses I work with all weigh at least 200 pounds +.
 
2012-07-17 02:24:11 PM  

Teknowaffle: Ooba Tooba: As someone who lives with a sexy brunette who will soon be an RN, I am getting a kick out of GD's pix!

Get out now. There is a machine that they put women through once they graduate their nursing programs. It is much like whatever they hook up geese to to fatten them up for fois gras, and they come out with a nursing degree, and 75 extra pounds

/there is also a device that turns 25% of them into sassy black women,


That is funny, and kind of spot on with a few I know. Will keep a close eye on mine...
 
2012-07-17 02:25:12 PM  
My fiancee is an optical technician. She wears scrubs to work. She says she hates how they look, but I honestly find them kind of sexy. I can't really pinpoint why that particular uniform hits my sexy-button, but it does.

For the record, though, I hate hospitals and haven't had good experiences with nurses, as they're usually the large, dumpy women who jab me with sharp things. When I had my tonsils out as a kid, I woke with a throat and mouth full of phlegm, and felt like I was suffocating. I gestured to the nurse-- A fat, cranky Black woman who didn't seem to know how to smile-- indicating I needed something to spit into, and she looked at me with the rudest, most condescending glare and said "Swallow it."

I couldn't, of course. My throat was a raw, painful mess and it felt like the phlegm filled me from my stomach to my mouth. I honestly don't remember how I dealt with that, but I'm fairly certain it ended in me spitting anyway, with or without a pan to spit into.

So nurses? No, they don't really "do it" for me. I'm not really attracted to the whole "sexy nurse" thing, because my brain knows the reality is that most nurses are 300-pound women who are overworked, mildly hostile, and sick of dealing with sick people.

But scrubs? Oh, yeah. Scrubs are kinda hot. At least, they are on my girl.
 
2012-07-17 02:25:45 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: sofarsogoodsowhat: SoupJohnB: Came here hoping for GD's shenanigans

/might stick around

This, and the usual snark about eip.

/also to brag about being met at the door last night by my wife in a corset

I'm one ahead of you. She met in that corset two days ago.

It was too obvious a setup.


At least that explains why my dinner was late.
 
2012-07-17 02:26:03 PM  
YMMV but the dieticians I see around work are grade A hot as hell. They're like that clique from mean girls, The Plastics.
 
2012-07-17 02:26:55 PM  
I have a couple pics that are relevant to this thread, but I'll have to wait until I get home to link them. They're quite NSFW.
 
2012-07-17 02:27:05 PM  
what is the correct term for a group of nurses...

nympho of nurses?
 
2012-07-17 02:27:11 PM  
That's odd, I search for "nurses" and "nursing" on YouTube and don't get any "naughty nurse" results at all.

How are they getting their results?
 
2012-07-17 02:28:16 PM  

Christian Bale: That's odd, I search for "nurses" and "nursing" on YouTube and don't get any "naughty nurse" results at all.

How are they getting their results?


Try sexy nurse
 
2012-07-17 02:28:41 PM  
All I know is that the women running the blood donation drives are... well, let's say they aren't at risk of being posted by any of y'all in this thread. Unless someone has a mean streak, I guess. So then you get to sit there with your blood leaking out and nothing interesting to look at.
 
2012-07-17 02:29:13 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Posh Naranek: [images.wikia.com image 200x153]
Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!

"Capital Knockers" would be a great name for a band... or a good derby girl name.


That's pretty good. Come to think of it I haven't seen someone in forever... who used to do that. In/near our nation's Capital. A girl team even (you do that in teams right?). Actually now that I'm thinking about it the owner of a *cough* certain website *ahem* may've seen her more recently than I have since he's known her a lot longer.
 
2012-07-17 02:29:49 PM  
There is a girl at the local strip club that wears a nurse's uniform on stage a lot. It seems to work well for her. It kind of stands out against the standard dancer uniform.

Yes, that means I have seen her wear it more than once on different occasions.
 
2012-07-17 02:31:25 PM  
eip, bie, esp - bip? All myths.

/lied to my children about the "Tooth Fairy," though

//seemed expeditious at the time
 
2012-07-17 02:31:51 PM  
How can you tell which one is the head nurse?

She is the one with the dirty knees!


/ZING!
 
2012-07-17 02:31:55 PM  

Grables'Daughter:
Sigh.

MUST I do everything?



It's your willingness to do everything that makes you so popular. ;)
 
2012-07-17 02:32:22 PM  
Nobody teach cats how to browse YouTube!
 
2012-07-17 02:32:37 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1105.photobucket.com image 343x512]

[i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]


good god woman......
 
2012-07-17 02:33:22 PM  

SoupJohnB: eip, bie, esp - bip? All myths.

/lied to my children about the "Tooth Fairy," though

//seemed expeditious at the time


And what did you tell them about BIE?

Because my position is that I think it sounds like a wonderful thing to get, 'specially since I've got my EIP and everything. Not that you asked.
 
2012-07-17 02:33:48 PM  
i.ytimg.com
"My God, you're ugly, aren't you?"
 
2012-07-17 02:34:13 PM  
Wait, I do have one on this computer, after all!

This nurse seems to be a bit out of uniform NSFW

I think this one was from 2008
 
2012-07-17 02:37:00 PM  
Fraser, subby?

/derp
 
2012-07-17 02:37:17 PM  
I work in a lab. I did a search for "scientist" to see what came up for the first 10 videos and half were for Coldplay. I'm way more pissed of about that and would much rather be a sex object.
 
2012-07-17 02:38:40 PM  
I just came in to say that my wife is a nurse and she's very sexy.
 
2012-07-17 02:40:30 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter:
Sigh.

MUST I do everything?



It's your willingness to do everyanything that makes you so popular. ;)


/crosses fingers
 
2012-07-17 02:40:50 PM  

doubled99: If ever you could stereotype a woman by profession, it's this

Nurses are freaks.


/mean that in a good way


Oh you got that right. Once upon a time I dated a cardiac nurse, full on RN/BSN, and she did know her anatomy quite well. She was 23, I was 25, and the sex the most delicious I ever had prior to the current Mrs. JailhouseFistfark. The added bonus, of course, came when I ruptured two disks in my lower back and was immobilized on the floor in agony, and later Percocet. I was unable to get off the floor and she nursed me, even to the point of getting me a big, empty Gatorade bottle into which I could relieve myself. Without any flinching or hesitation, she helped me out of my pants and held the bottle. Yeah. She was a backdoor nurse, at that. Gushed like a fountain when so engaged.
 
2012-07-17 02:41:03 PM  
nurse! nurse! I get a strange swelling every time grables daughter posts! should i cut it off in case it's malignant?

bie? eip

dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-07-17 02:41:12 PM  

ZekeMacNeil: I just came in to say that my wife is a nurse and she's very sexy.


Now you have to prove it. You know the rules.
 
2012-07-17 02:41:50 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]

HEY NOW!


Came for this.
 
2012-07-17 02:42:00 PM  
BIE would be appreciated
 
2012-07-17 02:42:33 PM  

CAPTIAN SLAPPY: Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.


The others are NSFW.
 
2012-07-17 02:42:59 PM  
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-17 02:43:14 PM  

doubled99: If ever you could stereotype a woman by profession, it's this

Nurses are freaks.


/mean that in a good way


This.
/marrird a hot one.
 
2012-07-17 02:44:10 PM  
I've known a lot of nurses in my day, but only about a dozen I'd fark and only three that I did. Most nurses, contrary to fantasy, are not terribly sexy. They are usually too damned busy for playing little miss sex kitten at work.
 
2012-07-17 02:44:32 PM  
It's not a sexy nurse thread if it doesn't have...

farm9.staticflickr.com

farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-17 02:44:43 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1105.photobucket.com image 343x512]

[i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]


Oh GD, you're one of my favorites!
 
2012-07-17 02:44:57 PM  
The others are NSFW.

*likes*

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-07-17 02:45:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: CAPTIAN SLAPPY: Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.

The others are NSFW.


You can link them.
 
2012-07-17 02:45:17 PM  
 
2012-07-17 02:45:17 PM  
What are the chances that I'm in before the "Enema of the State" pic?
 
2012-07-17 02:45:38 PM  
Group of nurses women pissed off after reviewing ten videos about nurses women on YouTube and discovering [at least] 60-percent of the videos depicted nurses women as sex objects.
 
2012-07-17 02:49:10 PM  
CAPTIAN SLAPPY: Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.

The others are NSFW.

I work for myself and have very liberal internet usage policies.
 
2012-07-17 02:49:49 PM  
Wait until the National Librarian Association hears about this...

At least they have a bogus positive stereotype.

Also, I'd like a bunch of fat firemen complain. And cable guys. It hurts the cable guy that people think he just gives vague times to come over so that your undersexed wife might be in the shower, pining for a hookup.

And pity the travelling salesman.
 
2012-07-17 02:50:07 PM  

nodubs: Grables'Daughter: CAPTIAN SLAPPY: Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.

The others are NSFW.

You can link them.


She could, but where would the fun be for her at that point?
 
2012-07-17 02:50:18 PM  
.
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW
 
2012-07-17 02:50:23 PM  

JackieRabbit: I've known a lot of nurses in my day, but only about a dozen I'd fark and only three that I did. Most nurses, contrary to fantasy, are not terribly sexy. They are usually too damned busy for playing little miss sex kitten at work.


But that's the thing: It's not that they're sexy at work, it's that they have intimate knowledge of human anatomy and are not at all squeamish about it. There's no body-shame, no "oh, that's disgusting". Maybe a little, "That's unsanitary, here let me clean it off before I put it from there into here", but that's about it. This is what gives them the sensual edge.
 
2012-07-17 02:51:47 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


Welcome to my desktop wallpaper.
 
2012-07-17 02:51:48 PM  
I love nurses, and several of them loved me, too.

Long ago, and far away.
 
2012-07-17 02:52:06 PM  
First porn I ever watched with my innocent 13 year old eyes...

1.bp.blogspot.com

Candy Stripers.

(they look better naked, trust me)
 
2012-07-17 02:53:41 PM  

MoronLessOff: Has anyone else seen Candy Stripers? That was my favorite movie that I found in my dad's drawer when I was a youngin'.

Also, just in case, Nurse-IE? EIP.


heh that's the first porno i ever saw
 
2012-07-17 02:54:06 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


Good god woman, how am I supposed to get any work done this afternoon when I spend all my time staring at that picture?!?
 
2012-07-17 02:54:07 PM  

wippit: First porn I ever watched with my innocent 13 year old eyes...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 351x269]

Candy Stripers.

(they look better naked, trust me)


Albeit hairy...

Ever see the scene that was edited out? With Sharon(?) I believe.
 
2012-07-17 02:54:34 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap
 
2012-07-17 02:55:21 PM  
Nurses are heinous beasts.
 
2012-07-17 02:56:07 PM  

Beluga Heights: Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap


You sound married. And fat.
 
2012-07-17 02:56:13 PM  
this is not a bookmark.

oh, btw, eip and i know the rules for bie!
 
2012-07-17 02:56:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


Saving Tuesdays one post at a time.

/salute
 
2012-07-17 02:56:42 PM  
www.couchsurfingori.com

www.fanobook.com
 
2012-07-17 02:57:49 PM  
 
2012-07-17 02:57:54 PM  
Nurse Abby is a fantastic Youtube nurse: Link
 
2012-07-17 02:58:24 PM  

SearchN: Beluga Heights: Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap

You sound married. And fat.


Don't judge my people.
 
2012-07-17 02:58:41 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
This scene was pretty much fried on my vhs copy as a kiddo.
 
2012-07-17 02:58:50 PM  
wait. nurses women aren't sex objects?
 
2012-07-17 02:59:06 PM  
FTFHL: For the record, one of those videos was a clip from "Fraser"

Are nurses angry because people like to think they're sexy, or is it because they're potrayed as wholly unfunny?
 
2012-07-17 03:01:13 PM  

Beluga Heights: SearchN: Beluga Heights: Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap

You sound married. And fat.

Don't judge my people.


Considering I am married and I do what I do here on fark.. Yea, I can judge.

/Thanks for sending out the email GD.
 
2012-07-17 03:01:48 PM  
I only came here because I knew Grables'Daughter would deliver.
 
2012-07-17 03:06:40 PM  

SearchN: Beluga Heights: SearchN: Beluga Heights: Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap

You sound married. And fat.

Don't judge my people.

Considering I am married and I do what I do here on fark.. Yea, I can judge.

/Thanks for sending out the email GD.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-17 03:09:09 PM  
Beluga Heights:

Really? If thanking someone for doing something I asked her to, how is that bad ass? Are you new to these type of threads?

/The rest was just sarcasm.
 
2012-07-17 03:09:55 PM  

SearchN: Beluga Heights:

Really? If thanking someone for doing something I asked her to, how is that bad ass? Are you new to these type of threads?

/The rest was just sarcasm.


I was assuming we were both being sarcastic.
 
2012-07-17 03:10:13 PM  
Were they wet nurses?


/they are now.
 
2012-07-17 03:13:28 PM  

Beluga Heights: SearchN: Beluga Heights:

Really? If thanking someone for doing something I asked her to, how is that bad ass? Are you new to these type of threads?

/The rest was just sarcasm.

I was assuming we were both being sarcastic.


Ah. Gotcha. Still waiting on the coffee to kick in so my sarcasm is high and my understanding is low. Sorry about that.
 
2012-07-17 03:14:33 PM  
.
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.
 
2012-07-17 03:14:42 PM  
Just replaced my eyeballs in the sockets after GD's pics. Good thing they're on mini-slinky springs.

/for real!

//where were we?
 
2012-07-17 03:15:38 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: JackieRabbit: I've known a lot of nurses in my day, but only about a dozen I'd fark and only three that I did. Most nurses, contrary to fantasy, are not terribly sexy. They are usually too damned busy for playing little miss sex kitten at work.

But that's the thing: It's not that they're sexy at work, it's that they have intimate knowledge of human anatomy and are not at all squeamish about it. There's no body-shame, no "oh, that's disgusting". Maybe a little, "That's unsanitary, here let me clean it off before I put it from there into here", but that's about it. This is what gives them the sensual edge.


This is true to some extent, but it is just a stereotype. I've known nurses who were sexy (dated a few) and nurses who didn't like sex at all. More than a few were lesbian and wanted nothing to do with any man. Of the three I did, only one was as uninhibited as you describe. Of the other two, one was not going anywhere but straight up vaginal intercourse (for sanitary reasons) and the other was no different from any other woman in terms sensibility about what's appropriate in bed.
 
2012-07-17 03:17:47 PM  
I cannot believe the level of maturity that my fellow Farkers exhibit here. After all, these women (and men) go through years of rigorous training to get their credentials, not to be objectified by a bunch of internet goons.

The nerve! The thoughts! The EIP deserving of a BIE!

/thanks for the above linked pic, GD.
 
2012-07-17 03:18:27 PM  
Now where is that link to Chica's Place ... the one where she's dressed as a nurse ... ?
 
2012-07-17 03:18:55 PM  
I love some GD, thanks for the links!

/EIP
 
2012-07-17 03:19:48 PM  
nurses are the purveyors of health and wellbeing

and chubs...


/bie?
//eip!!!
///totally a bookmark
 
2012-07-17 03:19:54 PM  
A nurse broke my heart.
 
2012-07-17 03:20:37 PM  
CAPTIAN SLAPPY: Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.
The others are NSFW.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

Thank you so much, and might I add spectacular. Only one Two? feel free to send the racier ones to my email, they will be treasured very discreetly.
 
2012-07-17 03:20:51 PM  
Boin-oing-oing!

/eyeballs nearly hit the monitor that time, GD
 
2012-07-17 03:21:11 PM  

SearchN: Beluga Heights: SearchN: Beluga Heights:

Really? If thanking someone for doing something I asked her to, how is that bad ass? Are you new to these type of threads?

/The rest was just sarcasm.

I was assuming we were both being sarcastic.

Ah. Gotcha. Still waiting on the coffee to kick in so my sarcasm is high and my understanding is low. Sorry about that.


No worries. Bro hugs all around.
 
2012-07-17 03:23:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


What a way to brighten my afternoon. Fantastic.
 
2012-07-17 03:23:12 PM  

ForMadmenOnly: I work in a lab. I did a search for "scientist" to see what came up for the first 10 videos and half were for Coldplay. I'm way more pissed of about that and would much rather be a sex object.


You asked for it. Always remember that. You asked for it!

Link
 
2012-07-17 03:24:05 PM  

Beluga Heights: Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap


You owe GD a tener, you know.
 
2012-07-17 03:27:37 PM  

JackieRabbit: Beluga Heights: Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW

God I'm sex starved (aren't we all) and that genuinely turned me on.

/aloneforever.jpg
//fapfapfap

You owe GD a tener, you know.


don't we all?

I'd ask for the bie but I think my good favor has past with her
 
2012-07-17 03:28:55 PM  
Oh what the hell...
EIP
 
2012-07-17 03:31:34 PM  
this is not a bookmark.

/BIE
//EIP
 
2012-07-17 03:33:01 PM  
They should watch this:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-17 03:34:26 PM  
Yep, my wife's a nurse, and I depict her as a sex object about 60 per cent of the time.

/the other 40 per cent of the time I'm recovering
 
2012-07-17 03:35:35 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.gamesetwatch.comwww.gamesetwatch.com
 
2012-07-17 03:35:35 PM  
I am dissappoint.

I came here for pics of brap in his sexy, sexy nurse outfit.

I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I GET THEM!

/sweet brap
//aww, yeah
 
2012-07-17 03:35:39 PM  
How does one bookmark a thread for later reference?
 
2012-07-17 03:36:26 PM  
And thank you GB.
BIE EIP
 
2012-07-17 03:37:49 PM  
Or I can go scarier:
26.media.tumblr.com
generalcat.com

/it's the oooonly way
 
2012-07-17 03:37:58 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


Grables'Daughter: .
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


i.imgur.com

/EIP
 
2012-07-17 03:40:00 PM  
I used to work at a hospital, and there were a few cute nurses, but most were not good looking. There was one nurses assistant that was really good looking. She also was a stripper.
 
2012-07-17 03:40:11 PM  
Apparently, nurses don't like salad tossing.

/They're (on) calling again.
 
2012-07-17 03:47:13 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: I used to work at a hospital, and there were a few cute nurses, but most were not good looking. There was one nurses assistant that was really good looking. She also was a stripper.


And here I am a stripper that wants to be a nurse.

Huh.
 
2012-07-17 03:48:18 PM  

MBooda: Yep, my wife's a nurse, and I depict her as a sex object about 60 per cent of the time.

/the other 40 per cent of the time I'm recovering


But the sponge baths are very nice, right?
 
2012-07-17 03:51:01 PM  
static.flickr.com

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-17 03:58:01 PM  

Sybarite: Well then, they need to stop wearing those provocative outfits.

[www.mjhcancer.org image 456x268]


For some reason the scrubs pants just grip dat ass just right. I've never been able to figure it out. I'm pretty sure most other pants wouldn't grip that well.

/Came here for Animaniacs; leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-17 03:58:22 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


Trifecta in play?
 
2012-07-17 03:58:32 PM  
bangsandabun.com

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-17 04:02:38 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


www.spicygif.com
 
2012-07-17 04:04:23 PM  
Once again Grables'Daughter delivers better than FedEx!!
 
2012-07-17 04:04:39 PM  
a maybe means the same as yes in swahili. i'm sure of this.

bestofbothworldsaz.com
 
2012-07-17 04:05:23 PM  
img.wholesale-dress.net
 
2012-07-17 04:11:21 PM  

LeroyBourne: [t1.gstatic.com image 246x205]
This scene was pretty much fried on my vhs copy as a kiddo.


What is this from?
 
2012-07-17 04:11:26 PM  
i.thestreet.com

t0.gstatic.com

starcasm.net
 
2012-07-17 04:12:21 PM  
Doesn't nurse mean ummm....suckle?
 
2012-07-17 04:13:08 PM  

Omahawg: [img.wholesale-dress.net image 478x483]


She must have a bad plastic surgeon. He forgot to put her nipples back on.
 
2012-07-17 04:13:27 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


www.gifbin.com
 
2012-07-17 04:15:32 PM  

Grables'Daughter:
static.flickr.com


Hmm, girl next door type, my favorite yet.

/reminds me of someone...
 
2012-07-17 04:16:17 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1105.photobucket.com image 343x512]

[i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]



Thank-you GD, we can always count on you!!
 
2012-07-17 04:18:05 PM  

vudukungfu: DirkTheDaring: [i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]

HEY NOW!

Came for on this.



FTFM
 
2012-07-17 04:19:50 PM  
SHARK WEEK 2012 is upon us!!
intraweb.stockton.edu
 
2012-07-17 04:20:01 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

www.costumeshopper.com
 
2012-07-17 04:20:05 PM  
Hai guiz! Has ne1 posted the Animaniacs Nurse yet?
 
2012-07-17 04:20:07 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


NICE!

/BIE
 
2012-07-17 04:21:27 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 597x924]

[www.costumeshopper.com image 450x986]


Hey, please.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-17 04:23:39 PM  
In my business, there's "true hot" and "hospital hot"...this is an important distinction. When your pool of potential hotties is overburdened by a large percentage of women with "nurse's ass" i.e they sit on their ass in front of a computer shovelling in cake from someone's birthday party (and it's ALWAYS someone's birthday) your point of view becomes skewed. It's the medical community's version of British Hot. Besides, scrubs can cover up a multitude of sins. "Poor thing, she must have been caught out in a hailstorm,/ bless her heart."

/but peeling them off can be spectacular
//if you stain them (?!!) you can just grab another set from the OR locker room.
 
2012-07-17 04:24:52 PM  
image.made-in-china.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

fc03.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-17 04:25:33 PM  

penguinfark: LeroyBourne: [t1.gstatic.com image 246x205]
This scene was pretty much fried on my vhs copy as a kiddo.

What is this from?


Nightmare on elm street part 3
Link
nsfw
 
2012-07-17 04:29:41 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


Damn!
 
2012-07-17 04:33:52 PM  
www.cosplaykitten.com

img.alibaba.com
 
2012-07-17 04:35:59 PM  
OSHA would have a field day with some of these nurse uniforms, not to mention the CDC.

/they wouldn't be very good nurses anyway. They'd always be recording elevated pulse rates.
 
2012-07-17 04:36:36 PM  
I really don't have a problem not objectifying the nurses that I've seen in real life.
They're good people, most of them, but they usually have 10-30 years and 100-200 pounds on me.
 
2012-07-17 04:38:01 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


I'm gonna need a crash cart....lovely!
 
2012-07-17 04:40:17 PM  
Nurse mark.
 
2012-07-17 04:40:30 PM  
blog.otleyrunfancydress.co.uk

upload.wikimedia.org

files.myopera.com
 
2012-07-17 04:43:24 PM  
Wow.
 
2012-07-17 04:47:35 PM  
fatjewishguy.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-17 04:47:56 PM  

Fano: Wait until the National Librarian Association hears about this...

At least they have a bogus positive stereotype.

Also, I'd like a bunch of fat firemen complain. And cable guys. It hurts the cable guy that people think he just gives vague times to come over so that your undersexed wife might be in the shower, pining for a hookup.

And pity the travelling salesman.


Alas, the poor pool boy who just wants to fish the damn possum out of the intake and get to his next job.

/Also maids
//No, no...
 
2012-07-17 04:49:04 PM  
I just got HTML privileges back. Must resist posting....
 
2012-07-17 04:49:21 PM  
What kind of people would get upset over how youtube videos portray their profession, especially when it portrays it as sexy?

I'm guessing stupid, sexy sluts.
 
2012-07-17 05:03:28 PM  
 
2012-07-17 05:08:41 PM  
chompco.com

www.swedishseoul.com
 
2012-07-17 05:10:32 PM  

bikerbob59: Nurse mark.


Second.
 
2012-07-17 05:12:04 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [i1089.photobucket.com image 678x1024]

HEY NOW!


I second that!!!
 
2012-07-17 05:14:17 PM  
www.swedishseoul.com

www.thedipaar.com
 
2012-07-17 05:15:19 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


BRAVO!!!!!
 
2012-07-17 05:20:02 PM  
When I was a single id10t and working in a hospital, yes, there were quite a few sex objects walking around in all white. Student interships were even better.

Ended up marrying a nurse. First meeting was probably something super romantic, like "Jones in 412 is back from X-Ray and has shiat in his diaper and needs changing"
 
2012-07-17 05:22:55 PM  

Grables'Daughter: CAPTIAN SLAPPY: Frankly, I am disappointed that Gables daughter only posted two pictures of herself dressed as a nurse. Surely, that outfit must still be hanging in her closet.

The others are NSFW.


Uhhhh, I am not ar work anymore.

/BIE
/EIP
 
2012-07-17 05:36:26 PM  

hitlersbrain: What kind of people would get upset over how youtube videos portray their profession, especially when it portrays it as sexy?

I'm guessing stupid, sexy sluts.


I'd guess the less attractive ones.

We need research to be certain, tho.
 
2012-07-17 05:38:57 PM  
And then email it to me so I can provide an unbiased third party opinion to your work.
 
2012-07-17 05:39:35 PM  
And it's at this point in the thread I say:

I have a list. It's a fun list. If you are looking at this, you most likely want on my list. EIP.

/For those with access to said list, feel free to add people to it.
 
2012-07-17 05:41:02 PM  

Grables'Daughter: bim1154: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.

Yeah-I've been running around a bit. Hope to be back some.

Fair point. I guess you have to save something for your site. If you aren't gonna do that, SexyNurse 46 was a good one too. :)


Okay, THAT one I can do.

Nurse pic, NSFW.

copy image > open photoshop > new > paste > ctrl + L > some adjustments.... yes... much better.

email it to me?


email address in your profile isn't working.
 
2012-07-17 05:41:57 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.

Yeah-I've been running around a bit. Hope to be back some.

Fair point. I guess you have to save something for your site. If you aren't gonna do that, SexyNurse 46 was a good one too. :)


Okay, THAT one I can do.

Nurse pic, NSFW.


Well done. I, and all decent folk, thank you for your selfless contribution. *salutes*
 
2012-07-17 05:43:02 PM  

bim1154: Grables'Daughter: bim1154: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.

Yeah-I've been running around a bit. Hope to be back some.

Fair point. I guess you have to save something for your site. If you aren't gonna do that, SexyNurse 46 was a good one too. :)


Okay, THAT one I can do.

Nurse pic, NSFW.

copy image > open photoshop > new > paste > ctrl + L > some adjustments.... yes... much better.

email it to me?

email address in your profile isn't working.


It should be .

Don't cut and paste, or Fark changes it.

Little
Blonde
Jug
@
gmail
dot
com
 
2012-07-17 05:44:43 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.

Yeah-I've been running around a bit. Hope to be back some.

Fair point. I guess you have to save something for your site. If you aren't gonna do that, SexyNurse 46 was a good one too. :)


Okay, THAT one I can do.

Nurse pic, NSFW.


As you can tell from my profile I like a good behind. AIE?

/EIP
 
2012-07-17 05:44:47 PM  

MoronLessOff: Has anyone else seen Candy Stripers? That was my favorite movie that I found in my dad's drawer when I was a youngin'.

Also, just in case, Nurse-IE? EIP.


The best. First saw it with german voiceover.
 
2012-07-17 05:45:03 PM  

Grables'Daughter: bim1154: Grables'Daughter: bim1154: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.

Yeah-I've been running around a bit. Hope to be back some.

Fair point. I guess you have to save something for your site. If you aren't gonna do that, SexyNurse 46 was a good one too. :)


Okay, THAT one I can do.

Nurse pic, NSFW.

copy image > open photoshop > new > paste > ctrl + L > some adjustments.... yes... much better.

email it to me?

email address in your profile isn't working.

It should be .

Don't cut and paste, or Fark changes it.

Little
Blonde
Jug
@
gmail
dot
com


Worked this time. Just a glitch.. I typed it out the first time.. should have it.
 
2012-07-17 05:45:58 PM  

texdent: i.telegraph.co.uk


You can't pass up somethin' that beautiful without saving it.

/sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
//I would eat the corn outta that girl's poop
 
2012-07-17 05:47:04 PM  
Bang bang shoot shoot
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
/so hot
 
2012-07-17 05:49:28 PM  

wippit: First porn I ever watched with my innocent 13 year old eyes...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 351x269]

Candy Stripers.

(they look better naked, trust me)


That's a pretty strong movie for a 13 year old. I mean, it had fisting, (double fisting, if I recall), lots of lezzi sex, fruits stuffed in places. Maybe an anal or two? And of course, the cursory orgy at the end.
 
2012-07-17 05:50:48 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Barry McCackiner: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.

Yeah-I've been running around a bit. Hope to be back some.

Fair point. I guess you have to save something for your site. If you aren't gonna do that, SexyNurse 46 was a good one too. :)


Okay, THAT one I can do.

Nurse pic, NSFW.

As you can tell from my profile I like a good behind. AIE?

/EIP

[i1089.photobucket.com image 488x484]


I had it listed in part of my bio. I changed my profile so it is in the normal spot!
 
2012-07-17 05:51:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Hey Grable's-glad I followed the email from the list. Great work here, but if you are linking your NSFW nurse pictures, can I request SexyNurse_53?

Hey, haven't seen you around for a bit!

Um, the thing is... that one is....very, very NSFW.


Prove it

/great contributions, btw (as usual)
 
2012-07-17 05:51:16 PM  
The nurse thing does it for me big time, both the traditional outfit and scrubs. Oh, and all the visual assistance from GD is quite appreciated. :)

/EIP
 
2012-07-17 05:51:49 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
..
...
....
Okay, Here's another. NSFW.


Is there a RRNSFWAISWOBS?
 
2012-07-17 05:56:53 PM  
I want to personally thank Grables'Daughter for her indefatigable efforts of posting incessantly these wonderful, healing photos of nurses.

My hat's off (or maybe on) to (for) you.
 
2012-07-17 06:05:34 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
/nothin' but the best
 
2012-07-17 06:12:30 PM  

hartzdog: Grabels' Daughter: The one reason to keep coming back to Fark. She's single-handedly making the internet safe for sexy nurse threads.

/EIP


Are you typing with one hand again?
 
2012-07-17 06:17:46 PM  

vabeard: The nurses I work with all weigh at least 200 pounds +.


To be fair, 200 lb on a relatively tall woman (6' or so) is potentially still pretty attractive given the places that a bit of extra body fat go first (BMI of 27 = overweight but not yet obese). So if you're in the midwest or Texas where a lot of women are in that height range that could potentially still be good times.
 
2012-07-17 06:20:49 PM  
I have dated 2 nurses. The first was a Lieutenant at Campbell. She switched to the Chemical Corps cause she hated the job. The second was a Manager of the CARETENDERS office in Richmond when I was working at the gentleman's club. Her nightmare was that she might have to go back to cleaning bedpans again. Both were GIB

/Thanks for the BIE ya'all.
 
2012-07-17 06:21:01 PM  
I figured that while some code was building I would click this thread and scroll through for some nice nurse pics. That was at 4:55, Its now 20 minutes after 5. Thanks everyone and GD. I should learn my lesson and not read fark right before I get off work.


/EIP
 
2012-07-17 06:21:21 PM  

unlikely: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unlikely: Only 60%??

they had the safe filter on.

and a really small sample size.


You can always find the outrage you're looking for...
 
2012-07-17 06:25:09 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I'M NOT A COCKADOODY SEX OBJECT
 
2012-07-17 06:25:19 PM  
There is just no pleasing some people.

More likely that legislators will prosecute Wall Street banking industry than take up nursing image in the media.

/myself, very pleased by this thread, TY ya'll
 
2012-07-17 06:28:04 PM  
erroraccessdenied.com
 
2012-07-17 06:29:54 PM  
Yep, just as I expected...no pictures of sexy nurses to be found here.
 
2012-07-17 06:47:24 PM  
I know two women who are nurses. One's a butterface with a great bod. Likes to show it off. The other is not a butterface with an even better bod, and really, really likes to show it off (as in doing clothing optional). But, haven't talked to them for a while.
 
2012-07-17 06:48:11 PM  

SearchN: And it's at this point in the thread I say:

I have a list. It's a fun list. If you are looking at this, you most likely want on my list. EIP.

/For those with access to said list, feel free to add people to it.


Oh add for purely scientific reasons...
 
2012-07-17 06:49:41 PM  

Biness: real life nurses are gross about 94% of the time


that there is big honesty from a person with life experience. i don't have a problem with people being overweight. this is not merely an overweight issue. this is a gross issue.
 
2012-07-17 06:51:43 PM  
If they are upset by the nurse videos posted to YouTube, they better not look at the nurse videos on RedTube (nsfw)!
 
2012-07-17 06:59:18 PM  

JeffreyScott: If they are upset by the nurse videos posted to YouTube, they better not look at the nurse videos on RedTube (nsfw)!


True. My recent survey shows that a full 100% of nurses there are depicted as witless sex objects.

/shocked
//must verify data at other important sites
 
2012-07-17 07:11:20 PM  
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-07-17 07:12:57 PM  

Sybarite: Well then, they need to stop wearing those provocative outfits.

www.mjhcancer.org


Yes, No, Maybe Yes, Yes, Yes
Maybe, Yes, Yes, Maybe, Yes, No
Please, NO, No, No, No, Yes
No, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes
 
2012-07-17 07:13:02 PM  
Being a male nurse, I say that you ladies can use me as a sex object, I wont object!
 
2012-07-17 07:16:57 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-17 07:17:33 PM  
This thread...

is this thread. It stands alone. A testament to nurses and nudity everywhere. It hurls spite in to the teeth of the very nurses that are the subject.

Shine on, you magnificent bastards.
 
2012-07-17 07:19:17 PM  

darknys: This thread...

is this thread. It stands alone. A testament to nurses and nudity everywhere. It hurls spite in to the teeth of the very nurses that are the subject.

Shine on, you magnificent bastards.


Heh. I take it you haven't seen it when one of these really gets going?
 
2012-07-17 07:19:21 PM  
yum. sharp knees. *fap fap fap fap*

www.slackersinthemist.com
 
2012-07-17 07:20:48 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:21:27 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:22:15 PM  
unrealitymag.com
 
2012-07-17 07:26:22 PM  

SearchN: darknys: This thread...

is this thread. It stands alone. A testament to nurses and nudity everywhere. It hurls spite in to the teeth of the very nurses that are the subject.

Shine on, you magnificent bastards.

Heh. I take it you haven't seen it when one of these really gets going?


Yeah, but on a Tuesday? That's a bit rare. Not that I'll complain.

That said, it does appear that the thread is losing steam. We need more nurse pictures, stat!

/at work, so I can't contribute much
 
2012-07-17 07:27:54 PM  
What did they expect There is only two things most women are good for: sex and spending your money.
 
2012-07-17 07:31:06 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:33:24 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:34:10 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:34:45 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:35:39 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:36:22 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-07-17 07:40:24 PM  
Grables'Daughter: I have said it before and I will say it again. Thanks for your great work, you make fark a better place.
 
2012-07-17 07:42:30 PM  
 
2012-07-17 07:43:51 PM  

bumfuzzled: SearchN: darknys: This thread...

is this thread. It stands alone. A testament to nurses and nudity everywhere. It hurls spite in to the teeth of the very nurses that are the subject.

Shine on, you magnificent bastards.

Heh. I take it you haven't seen it when one of these really gets going?

Yeah, but on a Tuesday? That's a bit rare. Not that I'll complain.

That said, it does appear that the thread is losing steam. We need more nurse pictures, stat!

/at work, so I can't contribute much


Actually Tuesdays are when these normally hit (trust me, I keep an eye on these things). This thread will close down on Friday unless the modmins kill it first. We all just need to play by the rules.

/Yea modmin, you guys have told me the rules enough.
 
2012-07-17 07:43:55 PM  
 
2012-07-17 07:46:38 PM  
So,

Nurses are butthurt? *slap*

;)
 
2012-07-17 07:56:18 PM  

Omahawg: [images.yandy.com image 325x585]


coquette international?

Interesting.

EIP!
 
2012-07-17 08:01:53 PM  
And this thread has successfully derailed an hour and a half of my work day.

Thank you, GD.
 
2012-07-17 08:41:18 PM  

P-Money All $tar: anyone want FREE pics?? No wishlist included??


Google?
 
2012-07-17 08:44:23 PM  

P-Money All $tar: anyone want FREE pics?? No wishlist included??



Yes, of course we do but is that even possible?
 
2012-07-17 08:51:39 PM  

Omahawg: NSFW?


That depends: is she working around hot liquids or sharp corners?
 
2012-07-17 08:56:09 PM  
as someone who works at a hospital I can honestly say....

most RN's are smokin hot!

Even the ones that are not 10's are still beautiful in such a way that gives them a beauty that no other profession can match
 
2012-07-17 09:01:39 PM  

zzottt: as someone who works at a hospital I can honestly say....

most RN's are smokin hot!

Even the ones that are not 10's are still beautiful in such a way that gives them a beauty that no other profession can match


Seriously. The scrubs alone up the sex appeal.
 
2012-07-17 09:07:42 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread ?
 
2012-07-17 09:21:38 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.


I am so stealing that.

/funnied
//smarted
 
2012-07-17 09:22:44 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Heeellllllooooooo nurse!
 
2012-07-17 09:32:45 PM  

gizmokid18: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.

This mostly. With one caveat: pediatric nurses are quite often even hotter than a lot of the naughty nurse pics.

THIS!!!!!! When I was 14 and in the hospital with congestive heart failure, THIS is what kept me going. I started thanking God that day for cute nurses and boobies and 17 years later I am still thankful........


I do have to say that Children's Hospital has far more hot nurses working there than other hospitals I have been to in Seattle.

Have you seen that video of Children's nurses doing that remake of Kelly Clarkson's "Whatever makes you stronger" (or WTF ever that song is called) that went viral a couple months back? Couple pretty damned cute nurses in dat!

/Nurse Giggity!
 
2012-07-17 09:33:42 PM  

dericwater: I know two women who are nurses. One's a butterface with a great bod. Likes to show it off. The other is not a butterface with an even better bod, and really, really likes to show it off (as in doing clothing optional). But, haven't talked to them for a while.


well, there's your problem right there...
 
2012-07-17 09:45:28 PM  

my lip balm addiction: gizmokid18: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.

This mostly. With one caveat: pediatric nurses are quite often even hotter than a lot of the naughty nurse pics.

THIS!!!!!! When I was 14 and in the hospital with congestive heart failure, THIS is what kept me going. I started thanking God that day for cute nurses and boobies and 17 years later I am still thankful........

I do have to say that Children's Hospital has far more hot nurses working there than other hospitals I have been to in Seattle.

Have you seen that video of Children's nurses doing that remake of Kelly Clarkson's "Whatever makes you stronger" (or WTF ever that song is called) that went viral a couple months back? Couple pretty damned cute nurses in dat!


this one, if you haven't seen it. i'll third or forth the fact children's hospitals are where the sexy nurses are. when i was 17 with appendicitis the nurses were both hot and i swear attentive (maybe because i was the only one over 12 on the floor). the girlfriend at the time didn't appreciate them as much as i did...
 
2012-07-17 09:46:57 PM  
Hey nurses! EIP.
 
2012-07-17 09:54:57 PM  
Link

Delightfully NSFW
 
2012-07-17 09:57:44 PM  
I concur regarding the kids hospital nurses.. Problem is: I am the IT/AV nerd at said hospital.

/Like the man with no penis: not a hope in hell
 
2012-07-17 09:59:38 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.


Guess I just got lucky with mine...older, not tens, but nice athletic tomboy bods.

Of course, since they both outranked me, I was just following orders...
 
2012-07-17 10:06:47 PM  

voodoomedic: In my business, there's "true hot" and "hospital hot"...this is an important distinction. When your pool of potential hotties is overburdened by a large percentage of women with "nurse's ass" i.e they sit on their ass in front of a computer shovelling in cake from someone's birthday party (and it's ALWAYS someone's birthday) your point of view becomes skewed. It's the medical community's version of British Hot. Besides, scrubs can cover up a multitude of sins. "Poor thing, she must have been caught out in a hailstorm,/ bless her heart."

/but peeling them off can be spectacular
//if you stain them (?!!) you can just grab another set from the OR locker room.


Too true.

Resident in a hospital, and 95% of the nursing staff are overweight, frazzled and worn out. Love having them around as many really know their stuff, but hot? No.

Email's in profile, for anyone wanting to trade war stories and so on.
 
2012-07-17 10:07:14 PM  
Link

a Stacy V NSFW fetish in the absence of more GD...
 
2012-07-17 10:09:21 PM  

Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 325x585]


Do you need to stay out of Katy Perry threads?


Also, most of the nurses I know want to be treated like sex objects. They marry Doctors and bang Paramedics on the side. The term kinky doesn't begin to describe them.

/Paramedic
 
2012-07-17 10:09:56 PM  
Besides, once I drop the weight I gained from my kitchen experiments(building a bar menu.) I plan on making the kilt-love girls very happy, so who am I to judge what people post on the site?
 
2012-07-17 10:17:24 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Do you need to stay out of Katy Perry threads?


....maybe?
 
2012-07-17 10:22:09 PM  
I was going to try and post a redheaded nurse to combine many of Fark's great loves, but finding a SFW pic is much harder than you would imagine. So plug "redhead nurse" into GIS with the safe search off. Have fun. It's better than any wishlister.
 
2012-07-17 10:23:19 PM  

quansem: I concur regarding the kids hospital nurses.. Problem is: I am the IT/AV nerd at said hospital.

/Like the man with no penis: not a hope in hell


What are you talking about? Ass/gas/grass - no one gets AV for free!!!

/Gotta SELL it yo!
 
2012-07-17 10:24:57 PM  

Gunny Highway: globalwarmingpraiser: Do you need to stay out of Katy Perry threads?

....maybe?


So your going for a Heel Turn huh....
 
2012-07-17 10:25:14 PM  
Ah, this'll do.

fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-17 10:27:33 PM  
"We feel that the professional bodies that regulate and represent nurses need to lobby legislators to protect the profession from undue negative stereotyping and support nurses who are keen to use YouTube to promote their profession in a positive light."

In the US, you can't manage to pass a constitutional amendment to ban burning the national flag, so why the fark does he think you could manage to amend the Constitution to ban the sort of nurse fantasies that are clean enough for prime-time TV?

farking idiot, thinks the whole world works like Australia, where you can clamp down on free speech just by passing a simple law.
 
2012-07-17 10:28:32 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Gunny Highway: globalwarmingpraiser: Do you need to stay out of Katy Perry threads?

....maybe?

So your going for a Heel Turn huh....


I do what the tells me. I model my life after naked Mideon
 
2012-07-17 10:29:22 PM  

Gunny Highway: globalwarmingpraiser: Gunny Highway: globalwarmingpraiser: Do you need to stay out of Katy Perry threads?

....maybe?

So your going for a Heel Turn huh....

I do what the Higher Power tells me. I model my life after naked Mideon


/*sigh*
//I cant get out of my own freaking way sometimes.
 
2012-07-17 10:30:25 PM  

SharkTrager: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x575]


Heck, me'n my horse love us some pancakes and feed, but 8 to i? When the hell is i? Damn Methodists.
 
2012-07-17 10:32:46 PM  
Okay, tried to find another nurse pin-up and failed. Here's a great site if you like the pin-up style though:

Rebel Pin-Up Page

There's probably a girl in a nurse outfit on there somewhere, and she's probably hot, Eastern European and amazing, but there are literally thousands of pics on that thing.

Happy fapping.
 
2012-07-17 10:34:38 PM  
img005.lazygirls.info

Oh wait, the old, stuck-up codgers at Fark hate tattoos. You'll get over it.
 
2012-07-17 10:34:41 PM  
They should remember rule 34, 60% of anything on the internet is about sexy ______'s.

I challenge other farkers to find exceptions.
 
2012-07-17 10:36:05 PM  

verbaltoxin: [img005.lazygirls.info image 427x640]

Oh wait, the old, stuck-up codgers at Fark hate tattoos. You'll get over it.


I'd pay to see her salute my flag staff

ifyouknowhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo
 
2012-07-17 10:37:10 PM  

Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: [img005.lazygirls.info image 427x640]

Oh wait, the old, stuck-up codgers at Fark hate tattoos. You'll get over it.

I'd pay to see her salute my flag staff

ifyouknowhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo


Say no more, say no more! Wink wink, nudge nudge!
 
2012-07-17 10:38:46 PM  

verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: [img005.lazygirls.info image 427x640]

Oh wait, the old, stuck-up codgers at Fark hate tattoos. You'll get over it.

I'd pay to see her salute my flag staff

ifyouknowhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo

Say no more, say no more! Wink wink, nudge nudge!


High five!
 
2012-07-17 10:44:13 PM  
sobercollege.com

You can just tell this nurse gets all kinds of freaky. Probably does BIE and DVDAIE.
 
2012-07-17 10:44:59 PM  
I intend to eat every last morsel.
 
2012-07-17 10:45:17 PM  

verbaltoxin: [sobercollege.com image 300x350]

You can just tell this nurse gets all kinds of freaky. Probably does BIE and DVDAIE.


DVDAIE?
 
2012-07-17 10:45:56 PM  
seniorcaregivertraining.com

And this nurse. Damn. Is she a blowtorch? Because I'm on FIRE!
 
2012-07-17 10:46:29 PM  

Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: [sobercollege.com image 300x350]

You can just tell this nurse gets all kinds of freaky. Probably does BIE and DVDAIE.

DVDAIE?


double vag
double anal
in email
 
2012-07-17 10:47:22 PM  

hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: [sobercollege.com image 300x350]

You can just tell this nurse gets all kinds of freaky. Probably does BIE and DVDAIE.

DVDAIE?

double vag
double anal
in email


excuse me...


:: HORK ::


ok I feel better
 
2012-07-17 10:47:29 PM  

Dougie AXP: verbaltoxin: [sobercollege.com image 300x350]

You can just tell this nurse gets all kinds of freaky. Probably does BIE and DVDAIE.

DVDAIE?


Have you seen Orgasmo?

Meanwhile, this guy in the middle here knows what I'm talking about, know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?!

bestnursingmasters.com
 
2012-07-17 10:49:13 PM  
www.campusrn.com

I would let this nurse take my temperature the old country way.
 
2012-07-17 10:52:34 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

But seriously guys, who wants a nurse? When you can have a doctor?

tvmedia.ign.com

Link
 
2012-07-17 10:56:28 PM  
Researchers led by Gerard Fealy, a professor of nursing and midwifery at University College Dublin in Ireland, analysed the 10 most-viewed clips on the popular video-sharing site in response to the keywords "nurses" and "nursing".

Midwives. They're who you hire when you're having a kid, and your wife says, "I want to have a natural birth." Which translates to, "I want to say to hell with science, and increase the chance this child will die!"

/If that doesn't get this thread cooking again, I don't know what will.
 
2012-07-17 11:00:06 PM  

verbaltoxin: Researchers led by Gerard Fealy, a professor of nursing and midwifery at University College Dublin in Ireland, analysed the 10 most-viewed clips on the popular video-sharing site in response to the keywords "nurses" and "nursing".

Midwives. They're who you hire when you're having a kid, and your wife says, "I want to have a natural birth." Which translates to, "I want to say to hell with science, and increase the chance this child will die!"

/If that doesn't get this thread cooking again, I don't know what will.


May I please have a hot doctor who wants my love and sex?

;)
 
2012-07-17 11:03:34 PM  
Plumbers have the same complaint, as The Onion has pointed out:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-plumbing-business-is-not-as-glam o rous-as-the-p,10841/
 
2012-07-17 11:16:24 PM  
unsolicited bie? there is no such thing, is there?

NSFW and funny

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-17 11:17:05 PM  
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-07-17 11:18:49 PM  
pantyhoseplaza.hugescock.com
 
2012-07-17 11:31:50 PM  

verbaltoxin: [img005.lazygirls.info image 427x640]

Oh wait, the old, stuck-up codgers at Fark hate tattoos. You'll get over it.


Also she is wearing a sailor suit and her mouth is put on like a melted Mr. Potato Head
 
2012-07-17 11:49:14 PM  
jesus h rodriguez on a sidecar smoking the doobie brothers.

ya'll need to lighten up some. perhaps take some pictures with toilet paper in the background so everyone knows you're too farkin' lazy to put that shiat on the roll like normal people? whatchoo say?

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-07-17 11:50:42 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-17 11:51:23 PM  
www.artofbleeding.com
 
2012-07-17 11:52:46 PM  
ACHED FOR FORBIDDEN LOVE. ACHED. you think, being nurses, they could have got a script to take care of that.
www.artofbleeding.com
 
2012-07-17 11:53:16 PM  
Only 60%?
 
2012-07-17 11:53:51 PM  
Okay, something more typical.

www.charlesayoub.com
 
2012-07-17 11:54:35 PM  
I can't control my lust either, jackie! aaaaaah! aaaaaah!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-17 11:57:44 PM  
And Omahawg is my new favorite for this thread.

/Japanese nurses are the freakiest of the freaky.
//giggity, ne?
 
2012-07-17 11:58:09 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-17 11:59:32 PM  
americangallery.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-18 12:00:14 AM  
www.expatpaul.eu
 
2012-07-18 12:03:44 AM  
images.macworld.com
 
2012-07-18 12:09:26 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: HailRobonia: [pool.theinfosphere.org image 225x169]

[upload.film-merkezi.com image 550x356]


Damn, she was hot. I need therapy.
 
2012-07-18 12:25:43 AM  
Omahawg:
images.macworld.com

If this girl is under age then you should be ashamed of yourself. If she's of age then this might be the hottest girl in this thread.
 
2012-07-18 12:27:42 AM  
I know what you mean, I spent every waking hour on Newgrounds back in high school, back before the 18+ section was clearly defined.

Just felt the need to post a little snark.
 
2012-07-18 12:31:38 AM  

HI-FYE: Omahawg:


If this girl is under age then you should be ashamed of yourself. If she's of age then this might be the hottest girl in this thread.


She's japanese, they look 16 until they hit 30, then it's a rough decline, either physically or mentally.
 
2012-07-18 12:33:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-18 12:34:57 AM  
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-07-18 12:35:36 AM  
dorezromae.com
 
2012-07-18 12:36:51 AM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-07-18 12:37:26 AM  
crow202.org
 
2012-07-18 12:38:50 AM  
what kind of lowlife recycles pictures from previous fark threads? I am that kind of lowlife
crow202.org
 
2012-07-18 12:39:26 AM  
crow202.org
 
2012-07-18 12:40:50 AM  
fhg.clubsandy.com
 
2012-07-18 12:41:37 AM  

Omahawg: NSFW and funny


I have to know, where the hell did that come from? I love it.
 
2012-07-18 12:42:53 AM  

Omahawg: [i.imgur.com image 369x640]


www.reactionface.info
 
2012-07-18 12:43:19 AM  

Eddie_Dean_NY: Omahawg: NSFW and funny

I have to know, where the hell did that come from? I love it.


random great googly moogly googlings looking for pics. i thought it was cute too
 
2012-07-18 01:52:24 AM  

Omahawg: what kind of lowlife recycles pictures from previous fark threads? I am that kind of lowlife


Lowlife? You? The thing is, we're OK with that. We can even appreciate it.

crow202.org

This one is sorta borderline, linking.
 
2012-07-18 02:07:10 AM  
Came for the inappropriate pictures of nurses being treated as sex objects, and was not disappointed. Well done all.

In my past experience, despite what nurses look like in their real work attire, a fair number of them are often game for a laugh when they're younger. Something to do with odd working hours, limited social lives, raging hot hormones.
 
2012-07-18 02:14:28 AM  

Omahawg: [crow202.org image 532x800]


Not that I wish to split hairs, well ok maybe, but she looks more like a waitress than a nurse. Number of clubs around Kabuki-cho in Tokyo have girls dressing like this. Seems to be good for business.
 
2012-07-18 02:21:57 AM  
Nice to see you again, DWC. Here to nurse this thread back to health?
 
2012-07-18 02:22:24 AM  

the ham sap gwailo: Omahawg: [crow202.org image 532x800]

Not that I wish to split hairs, well ok maybe, but she looks more like a waitress than a nurse. Number of clubs around Kabuki-cho in Tokyo have girls dressing like this. Seems to be good for business.


you mean none of these girls are REAL nurses!?!?!?

:(

www.douches.org.uk
 
2012-07-18 02:45:12 AM  

Fallout Boy: Why the hell would I want to look at some attention whoring tits on Fark when I can look at professional titties on the Internet?


Yeah, I have no Idea, but I'm pretty sure you'll never get BIE .
Although granted, I like everyone so here yea go.
2.bp.blogspot.com
/NTTATWWT
 
2012-07-18 02:45:46 AM  

chaosweaver: Nice to see you again, DWC. Here to nurse this thread back to health?


crow202.org
No. No. You hear me? (fingers in ears) Also, it's bloody late and I've got 5 tons of stuff to do tomorrow, bleah.
 
2012-07-18 08:16:56 AM  
poor nurses
 
2012-07-18 10:16:47 AM  
Wow... this thread went in the toilet faster than I would have thought.
 
2012-07-18 11:20:39 AM  

limeyfellow: I love it when my wife puts on her nursing uniform... yay to marrying sexy nurse. Of course nowadays they wear those awful scrubs and destroyed all the joy of it.


IMO scrubs are nice, as they tend to accentuate the buttocks, and I'm a disciple of Sir Mix-A-Lot.
 
2012-07-18 11:24:41 AM  

bim1154: Wow... this thread went in the toilet faster than I would have thought.


Must have used a Hoyer Lift.

/yes, my wife and I run an assisted living
//no, she doesn't have any sexy nursing uniforms, dammit
 
2012-07-18 11:44:26 AM  

MBooda: bim1154: Wow... this thread went in the toilet faster than I would have thought.

Must have used a Hoyer Lift.

/yes, my wife and I run an assisted living
//no, she doesn't have any sexy nursing uniforms, dammit


The closest I ever got to nurses uniforms other than going to a hospital was back in the late 70s when I was dating an x-ray tech. She wore that stuff all the time and she was mighty fine, but had more farking issues than I had patience for. Damn her blow jobs were legendary, but I had to bug out of that relationship when she started getting all stalking on me.
 
2012-07-18 12:50:36 PM  
So, maybe this guy should change the stereotype with a "Nurses Are Gross and Smart (NAGS)" campaign? He could be the Head of NAGS.
 
2012-07-18 03:54:08 PM  
why you hate people clicking on your threads, fark? why?

/has a sad
 
2012-07-18 04:12:58 PM  

Omahawg: why you hate people clicking on your threads, fark? why?

/has a sad


/sad
//sad
 
2012-07-18 06:26:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Zeppelininthesky: I used to work at a hospital, and there were a few cute nurses, but most were not good looking. There was one nurses assistant that was really good looking. She also was a stripper.

And here I am a stripper that wants to be a nurse.

Huh.


You could nurse me
 
2012-07-18 06:59:21 PM  

CAPTIAN SLAPPY: The others are NSFW.


And this issue with this.....
 
2012-07-18 07:03:34 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .
.
.
Okay, here goes...

NSFW


Thanks!

You are a cutie. My wife was kind of a pale version of you, (she is Dutch/Native American descended) before she had our child. She will get there eventually....
 
2012-07-18 09:31:23 PM  
Yeah this is a tag
 
2012-07-18 09:57:49 PM  
livingincinema.com
/tardy
//fruit
///cup
 
2012-07-20 02:27:53 AM  
Happy sigh.
Long day - good one, but long.
Get home, and here is this thread.
Lots of pictures of lovely ladies...
Animaniacs' Hello Nurse...
And personal contributions from the ever-delightful Grables'Daughter.

Sure does improve a fellow's mood.
Well, mine, anyway.
Thank you to all who contributed pictures, and extra thanks to Grables'Daughter who contributes pictures of her own pretty self.

Been a good day
/BIE
//EIP
///Hellooooooooooooooo, Nurse!
 
2012-07-20 07:36:29 PM  
Thank you.
 
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