unlikely: Only 60%??
The Stealth Hippopotamus: unlikely: Only 60%??they had the safe filter on.
Mixolydian Master: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]Oh Daphne! You can rectally check my temperature anytime!
Satanic_Hamster: Man, it's tough finding an asian nurse picture on google image search that wouldn't get me banned.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Seriously, is there a larger discrepancy between the fantasy and the reality than nurses? In the fantasy is a thin, busty blonde in a low-cut smock, yet the reality is a heavyset brownish woman with a neck tattoo of her baby daddy's name, wearing 2xl scrubs.
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