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(LiveLeak)   Bruce Lee is alive and well and working as a cop in China. Maybe not, but that dude has some skillz   (liveleak.com) divider line 40
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2012-07-17 12:07:57 PM  
I like the way chair dude goes all WWE on the guy when he's down.
 
2012-07-17 12:10:07 PM  
Damn, that beatdown gets brutal at the end
 
2012-07-17 12:12:42 PM  
Yep, when the police do something in China, everyone wants to help to show how much they support the state, just in case anyone is watching.
 
2012-07-17 01:07:01 PM  
Brought to you by the country where a group of Uighyr men (the Turkic Muslim minority of Western China) tried to hijack a plane and the passengers proceeded to beat them to death.
 
2012-07-17 01:39:59 PM  

RexTalionis: Brought to you by the country where a group of Uighyr men (the Turkic Muslim minority of Western China) tried to hijack a plane and the passengers proceeded to beat them to death.


I would hope that would happen on any plane in a post 9-11 world.
 
2012-07-17 02:12:31 PM  
I love how the link calls him a "Chinese Chuck Norris."
 
2012-07-17 02:16:07 PM  
The caption said he knifed two sec. guards to death? If that's true, the heavy beating is justified.
 
2012-07-17 02:17:34 PM  
I dunno. All I saw was the cop do a jumpkick, and then a crowd of people standing around the other guy, administering a beatdown. Was that an example of a kung-fu crowd beatdown or something?
 
2012-07-17 02:32:36 PM  
Am I the only one to see that huge ass knife the guy was holding?
 
2012-07-17 02:38:30 PM  
Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.
 
2012-07-17 02:44:26 PM  

nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.


You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.
 
2012-07-17 03:00:38 PM  

BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.


Er, did you see what happened at around the :15 mark? It sure looked like he stabbed the dude with a big ass knife.
 
2012-07-17 03:23:04 PM  
Rodney King! Rodney King!
 
2012-07-17 03:39:57 PM  

GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.

Er, did you see what happened at around the :15 mark? It sure looked like he stabbed the dude with a big ass knife.


That's what I thought too, but then the stabbed dude hops up and joins in the fray. If that was really a big ass knife, wouldn't he be bleeding and losing intestines a little more?
 
2012-07-17 03:56:09 PM  

Theaetetus: GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.

Er, did you see what happened at around the :15 mark? It sure looked like he stabbed the dude with a big ass knife.

That's what I thought too, but then the stabbed dude hops up and joins in the fray. If that was really a big ass knife, wouldn't he be bleeding and losing intestines a little more?


I don't think so. A couple straight 'in and out' shots like that isn't going to slice open - it's going to puncture. If nothing major internally was hit, the guy is probably going to bleed out like crazy but be so hopped up on adrenalin that he would just keep fighting. This answer is kind of helpful.

A stab wound to the belly is more difficult to say. If it involves the abdominal aorta or inferior vena cava you will bleed to death fairly quickly, within a minute or two. Smaller vessels will take longer to kill you by bleeding to death. If you avoid all major vessels then death will take days to weeks from infection if no medical attention is received.
 
2012-07-17 03:57:36 PM  

Spazmojack: I love how the link calls him a "Chinese Chuck Norris."


That's pretty funny. Except Chuck wouldn't have kicked him from the back. And probably grabbed the knife and swallowed it. Or something.
 
2012-07-17 04:34:41 PM  
 
2012-07-17 04:40:58 PM  
Chinese Chuck Norris? Seriously?

Couple of China Men would like a word with Liveleak idiot.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-17 04:42:41 PM  
Chinese Chuck Norris? Seriously?

Couple of China Men would like a word with Liveleak idiot.

i29.photobucket.com


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-17 04:52:19 PM  

GriffXX: Theaetetus: GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.


funnyphotosto.com
 
2012-07-17 05:06:19 PM  

GriffXX: Theaetetus: GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.

Er, did you see what happened at around the :15 mark? It sure looked like he stabbed the dude with a big ass knife.

That's what I thought too, but then the stabbed dude hops up and joins in the fray. If that was really a big ass knife, wouldn't he be bleeding and losing intestines a little more?

I don't think so. A couple straight 'in and out' shots like that isn't going to slice open - it's going to puncture. If nothing major internally was hit, the guy is probably going to bleed out like crazy but be so hopped up on adrenalin that he would just keep fighting. This answer is kind of helpful.

A stab wound to the belly is more difficult to say. If it involves the abdominal aorta or inferior vena cava you will bleed to death fairly quickly, within a minute or two. Smaller vessels will take longer to kill you by bleeding to death. If you avoid all major vessels then death will take days to weeks from infection if no medical attention is received.


Look carefully, the idiot missed. Twice. At close range.
 
2012-07-17 05:21:18 PM  

weapon13: GriffXX: Theaetetus: GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.

Er, did you see what happened at around the :15 mark? It sure looked like he stabbed the dude with a big ass knife.

That's what I thought too, but then the stabbed dude hops up and joins in the fray. If that was really a big ass knife, wouldn't he be bleeding and losing intestines a little more?

I don't think so. A couple straight 'in and out' shots like that isn't going to slice open - it's going to puncture. If nothing major internally was hit, the guy is probably going to bleed out like crazy but be so hopped up on adrenalin that he would just keep fighting. This answer is kind of helpful.

A stab wound to the belly is more difficult to say. If it involves the abdominal aorta or inferior vena cava you will bleed to death fairly quickly, within a minute or two. Smaller vessels will take longer to kill you by bleeding to death. If you avoid all major vessels then death will take days to weeks from infection if no medical attention is received.

Look carefully, the idiot missed. Twice. At close range.


Huh, the first one definitely missed, the second one I can't tell- it's partially blocked by the car. I assumed it hit because look at the length of that blade. Also, I was assuming he wouldn't start walking away if he hadn't at least connected.
 
2012-07-17 05:22:36 PM  

bigbabysurfer: GriffXX: Theaetetus: GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

[funnyphotosto.com image 280x280]


Yeah, seeing stuff like that gives me a sad too. I feel ya.
 
2012-07-17 05:27:00 PM  
That almost looked like a WWE promo.
 
2012-07-17 06:17:05 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
Approves
 
2012-07-17 06:17:17 PM  
So how far were they able to shove that pole up the guys ass?
 
2012-07-17 06:22:51 PM  
Black Dynamite would kick his ass.
 
2012-07-17 07:08:20 PM  
karate is the national sport. dude got seriously beat. wow.
 
2012-07-17 07:39:42 PM  

try fect taa daa: karate is the national sport. dude got seriously beat. wow.


surprisingly few people in china have any idea about kung fu, other than what they watch on tv. but the cops will fark you up. someone mentioned the hijackers getting killed? the plane was full of cops. that's what happens. someone else complained they saw someone get killed? no. the guy killed 2 people BEFORE the video, and this was just him getting beat by the cops. no cops were hurt in the video.

/kthxbai
 
2012-07-17 07:46:43 PM  
If this happened in America people would be screaming about excessive force and how using a chair on this guy was cruel and inhumane treatment.
 
2012-07-17 08:23:37 PM  

some_beer_drinker: try fect taa daa: karate is the national sport. dude got seriously beat. wow.

surprisingly few people in china have any idea about kung fu, other than what they watch on tv. but the cops will fark you up. someone mentioned the hijackers getting killed? the plane was full of cops. that's what happens. someone else complained they saw someone get killed? no. the guy killed 2 people BEFORE the video, and this was just him getting beat by the cops. no cops were hurt in the video.

/kthxbai


kara te = empty hand = japanese martial art
kung fu = time + effort == great skill =/= a martial art
 
2012-07-17 11:04:13 PM  

bulok: Chinese Chuck Norris? Seriously?

Couple of China Men would like a word with Liveleak idiot.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x498]


If you wan't to show an impressive pic of Bruce, show this one.

im.prozix.com
 
2012-07-18 01:17:44 AM  

LeroyBourne: The caption said he knifed two sec. guards to death? If that's true, the heavy beating is justified.


Looks like he did one of them at the beginning of the video.
 
2012-07-18 04:33:08 AM  
Wow, everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning

/now you have this song in your head
//You're welcome.
 
2012-07-18 04:34:56 AM  

Dejah: some_beer_drinker: try fect taa daa: karate is the national sport. dude got seriously beat. wow.

surprisingly few people in china have any idea about kung fu, other than what they watch on tv. but the cops will fark you up. someone mentioned the hijackers getting killed? the plane was full of cops. that's what happens. someone else complained they saw someone get killed? no. the guy killed 2 people BEFORE the video, and this was just him getting beat by the cops. no cops were hurt in the video.

/kthxbai

kara te = empty hand = japanese martial art
kung fu = time + effort == great skill =/= a martial art


To be fair, surprisingly few people in China have any idea about either kung fu or wushu. Have you seen some of their counterfeit electronics?
 
2012-07-18 05:20:13 AM  

ReapTheChaos: If this happened in America people would be screaming about excessive force and how using a chair on this guy was cruel and inhumane treatment.


If this happened in America the cops would have put so many bullet holes in the guy his corpse would have whisled when the wind blew
 
2012-07-18 07:40:33 AM  
I don't suppose this is available somewhere else (liveleak does not work where I am).
 
2012-07-18 11:22:36 AM  

Beerguy: bulok: Chinese Chuck Norris? Seriously?

Couple of China Men would like a word with Liveleak idiot.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x498]

If you wan't to show an impressive pic of Bruce, show this one.

[im.prozix.com image 525x574]


That was a "WTF were you thinking?" Bruce Lee look.

I just can't believe that the Liveleak submittard had a video of a bunch of Asian guys doing martial arts and the first person he can think of is Chuck farking Norris.
 
2012-07-18 05:08:08 PM  

Theaetetus: GriffXX: BubbaWilkins: nyseattitude: Thanks for the warning Subby and Mods.

I really didn't need to see two people stabbed to death.

You didn't. That happened earlier in another location. This was the video of them trying to apprehend the guy.

Er, did you see what happened at around the :15 mark? It sure looked like he stabbed the dude with a big ass knife.

That's what I thought too, but then the stabbed dude hops up and joins in the fray. If that was really a big ass knife, wouldn't he be bleeding and losing intestines a little more?


Maybe he was wearing a kevlar vest.
 
2012-07-19 01:29:49 AM  
That is an example of sweet sweet instant justice.
 
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